JUST FOR LAUGHS!!!

CAR
Beng and Seng excited and locked the car in a hurry, forgetting
to remove the key which was in the ignition. Realizing the mistake, Beng asked, 'Why don't we get a coat hanger to open it.'
No, that won't work' answered Seng. 'People will think we're trying to break in.'
Then Beng suggested, 'What if we use a pocket knife to cut around the rubber, then stick a finger in and pull up the lock?'
No,' said Seng. 'People will think we're too dumb not to use a
coat hanger.'
The kan cheong Beng shouted, 'we'd better think of something fast.
It's starting to rain and the sunroof is open!'

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PIZZA
Ah Beng ordered a pizza and the waitress asked if she should cut
it in six or twelve pieces. Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces.

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DEAD BIRD

"Oh, look at the dead bird."
Ah Beng looked skyward and said "Where, Where got?"

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NOT MY BROTHER!

A pregnant woman gets into a car accident and falls into a deep coma.

Asleep for nearly six months, she wakes up and sees that she is
no longer pregnant. Frantically, she asks the doctor about her baby.
The doctor replies, "Ma'am, you had twins! A boy and a girl. The babies are fine. Your brother came in and named them."
The woman thinks to herself, "Oh no, not my brother, he's an
idiot!"
Expecting the worst, she asks the doctor, "Well, what's the
girl's name?"
"Denise," the doctor says.

The new mother thinks, "Wow, that's not a bad name!

Guess I was wrong about my brother. I like Denise!" Then she asks
the doctor, "What's the boy's name?"

The doctor replies, DeNephew.

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ITALIAN


To impress his date, the young man took her to a very chic
Italian restaurant. After sipping some fine wine, he picked up
the menu and ordered.

"We'll have the Giuseppe Spomdalucci," he said.

"Sorry, sir," said the waiter. "That's the owner."