~It is God who directs the lives of his creatures; everyone's life is in his power. Job 12:10~
sad...sad...sad...why muz dis happen to me???haiz...guess wat?hard disk crash...duno wat happened...den...'phoom'...all gone...sent my laptop to service centre...changed new HD...now the old one also with me...hopefully some kind souls can help me retrieve them back...*cross fingers*...i really prayed very hard for a miracle to happen...mayb its juz not gona happen...hmmmz...already got a fren who works in the IT industry for help...but canot detect the HD also...sianz man...i'm really super sad lor...cry...cry...n cry...so sad...there goes all my stuff...hmmm...but juz like wat my fren says...this is life...many ups n downs...things come and go...anyway...juz gotta hope for the better...hmmm...but juz gotta sae sorry to some of my frens whom some stuff are supposed to be in my laptop n i'm supposed to pass it to them...and b4 i can do anything...all gone...hmmm...hope u dun blame me...cos my situation is worse...haa...
mayb i should juz sae dat i'm unlucky...i really did intend to back up all my files right after my exams which ends on the 15th Dec 05...however...b4 i could do anything...and a day b4 my exams...dis fren of mine who was actually trying to help...caused my whole hard disk to b unable to be detected...yah i can admit dat mayb my laptop is corrupted with duno wat stuff...dats y when he degragment my laptop...it suddenly went bonkers...but y did it not happen after i back up all my stuff????haiz...a fren says i should treat it as a lesson learnt...but i dun think i deserve such a treatment...i was trying to concentrate on my studies wat...n left the backing up after my exams...is there any wrong?hmmmz...not only dat...dis incident made me even not want to study...no mood...haiz...sadz...
anyway...now i'm using a new hard disk...guess everything's gotta start from scratch...hmmm...no choice...gotta accept this fact...however...i'm still trying to find as much help as possible...hmmm...yup...
anyway...i'm sorry guys dat i've been 'missing' in updating my blog...lazy...and bz lorz...hee...guess zheng da is always complaining about being boring here...haa...hey ZD...now u can see my sad story...happy?haaz...hmm...guess i'll stop here denz...take gd care...
God Bless~
Wednesday, December 21, 2005
Monday, November 07, 2005
Medical Info
Medical Info : CANCER
Please note the following :
CANCER : Not all cancers are the same. 1/3 is curable. 1/3 is preventable.
2 factors of cancer that cannot be controlled are AGE & FAMILY HISTORY.
CAUSES OF CANCER:
1. Smoking is very often the main cause of cancer.
It kills us silently and drains money from us quietly. There’re 4,000 harmful chemicals (though in diluted form) in one stick of cigarette. Taking one puff is 600 times worse than inhaling exhaust fumes from vehicles.
2. Some foods that cause cancer is :
a. Barbecued Food
b. Deep Fried Food
c. Overheating Meat
d. Food that is high in fat causes our bile to secrete acid that contains a chemical which is a promoter of cancer cells.
e. Food that contains preservatives, too much salt or nitrates, e.g. canned food, salted egg & veggies, sausages, etc.
f. Overnight Rice (where Aflatoxin is accumulated)
g. Food that is low in fibre : Our body needs 25gm of both soluble & insoluble fibre daily. We must drink at least 1.5 litres of plain water a day.
h. Contaminated Food (e.g. moulded bread causes our body to secrete toxins that may eventually lead to liver cancer in the long run. Never eat bread that is kept in room temperature for more than 2 days especially in a humid weather.)
3. Types of fat and which is the best?
Highly Recommended for Health :
a. Olive Oil - It does not absorb in our body.
b. Fish Oil - Omega 3 (contained in NI’s Circulytes) has poly-unsaturated fat. It’s good for our brain cells.
c. Peanut Oil - It contains Vitamin E. A small dosage is recommended only.
4. Not Recommended for Health
a. Vegetable Fat - Palm oil is worse than coconut oil. It is high in cholesterol and highly unsaturated.
b. Coconut Oil - It has saturated fat.
5. Specific Food & Beverages
a. Egg when eaten too much can cause High Colon Cancer, Risk Ovary Cancer, Prostate Cancer.
b. Cabbage is highly recommended for health reason.
c. Tomato is best eaten raw with a bit of olive oil for better absorption. Other alternative is to take tomato sauce. Do not boil – tomatoes became acidic when boiled.
d. A little coffee is good because it contains 2 anti- oxidants. Inhale coffee aroma for half each day is equivalent to eating 2 oranges a day. However, the residue of over-burned coffee is extremely bad for health. It can cause cancer.
e. Tea, as long as it is in its original tealeaves and not processed into BOH or Lipton packets, it is good for health. Tea contains 30 anti-oxidants. Recommended dosage is a cup a day.
EXERCISE AND BE FIT
Have a balanced lifestyle. Exercise regularly.
F : Frequency : 3 to 5 times a week.
I : Intensity : Exercise till we sweat and breath deeply.
T : Types of exercises : Find one that suits our age, lifestyle…
HAVE REGULAR CHECK-UP once we reach the age of 45 & above, it is recommended that we go for regular comprehensive health examination. Early detection may save lives.
· Pass it on to people you care of their health.*
Please note the following :
CANCER : Not all cancers are the same. 1/3 is curable. 1/3 is preventable.
2 factors of cancer that cannot be controlled are AGE & FAMILY HISTORY.
CAUSES OF CANCER:
1. Smoking is very often the main cause of cancer.
It kills us silently and drains money from us quietly. There’re 4,000 harmful chemicals (though in diluted form) in one stick of cigarette. Taking one puff is 600 times worse than inhaling exhaust fumes from vehicles.
2. Some foods that cause cancer is :
a. Barbecued Food
b. Deep Fried Food
c. Overheating Meat
d. Food that is high in fat causes our bile to secrete acid that contains a chemical which is a promoter of cancer cells.
e. Food that contains preservatives, too much salt or nitrates, e.g. canned food, salted egg & veggies, sausages, etc.
f. Overnight Rice (where Aflatoxin is accumulated)
g. Food that is low in fibre : Our body needs 25gm of both soluble & insoluble fibre daily. We must drink at least 1.5 litres of plain water a day.
h. Contaminated Food (e.g. moulded bread causes our body to secrete toxins that may eventually lead to liver cancer in the long run. Never eat bread that is kept in room temperature for more than 2 days especially in a humid weather.)
3. Types of fat and which is the best?
Highly Recommended for Health :
a. Olive Oil - It does not absorb in our body.
b. Fish Oil - Omega 3 (contained in NI’s Circulytes) has poly-unsaturated fat. It’s good for our brain cells.
c. Peanut Oil - It contains Vitamin E. A small dosage is recommended only.
4. Not Recommended for Health
a. Vegetable Fat - Palm oil is worse than coconut oil. It is high in cholesterol and highly unsaturated.
b. Coconut Oil - It has saturated fat.
5. Specific Food & Beverages
a. Egg when eaten too much can cause High Colon Cancer, Risk Ovary Cancer, Prostate Cancer.
b. Cabbage is highly recommended for health reason.
c. Tomato is best eaten raw with a bit of olive oil for better absorption. Other alternative is to take tomato sauce. Do not boil – tomatoes became acidic when boiled.
d. A little coffee is good because it contains 2 anti- oxidants. Inhale coffee aroma for half each day is equivalent to eating 2 oranges a day. However, the residue of over-burned coffee is extremely bad for health. It can cause cancer.
e. Tea, as long as it is in its original tealeaves and not processed into BOH or Lipton packets, it is good for health. Tea contains 30 anti-oxidants. Recommended dosage is a cup a day.
EXERCISE AND BE FIT
Have a balanced lifestyle. Exercise regularly.
F : Frequency : 3 to 5 times a week.
I : Intensity : Exercise till we sweat and breath deeply.
T : Types of exercises : Find one that suits our age, lifestyle…
HAVE REGULAR CHECK-UP once we reach the age of 45 & above, it is recommended that we go for regular comprehensive health examination. Early detection may save lives.
· Pass it on to people you care of their health.*
Thursday, November 03, 2005
~LeFt OuT?~
~ The Lord shall preserve your going out and coming in from this time forth, and even forever more. Psalms 121:8~
hi all~~ its mi...hmmm...ehz...duno how am i to start writing here...juz reached home not long ago though...tiredz...bz dae...
hmmm...2dae though my boss isnt around to nag...but i'm already bz to be relaxed...hee...no choice...gotta do out my weekly report...furthermore, there is my mthly report...oh no...bz-ness is juz in the air...haiz...think i'm juz too caught up in my work in these 2yrs of my working life dat i always cant find the time for my frens n family...n i guess cos seldom hang out with them...my r/s with them will not ever be like their r/s among themselves...though i have many groups of frens...i dun think i can find any that really have strong r/s with me...even for those i regard as best/gd frens...all are now bz with their own frens...feeling v lonely soon...even for church frens...trying hard to mix well with them...nowadays even try hard to find time dine out n gather with them...however, i still cant find the bond that they themselves have amongst them...nearly everytime when i was out with them...there will bound to be a time where i will have to walk alone myself...i do feel v sad...but din sae anything...sometimes will juz pretend to press my hp (sms)or juz look around...trying hard not to let them noe that i'm feeling left out...i ven try talking to them...but i feel my conversation with them are not the same as how they have their conversation...i don't know...mayb i'm juz too sensitive...i'm used to such feeling - being left out...but i really do hope it wun be with me for the rest of my life...thses frens are really gd frens...but mayb i joined their group too late...dats y cant find the bond with them...but i really enjoy hanging out with them (excluding the being left out time)...haiz...sad...they will always have meetings/gatherings...n i usually hear abt them when i'm out with them...so sad rite?sad dat i din go out with them...n when they're talkin abt it,i'll be lost...n juz keep quiet...even at times i even have to ask them whether they r meeting den i go meet them...does it mean dat actually i'm not being thought of at the start...but since i ask abt any gathering...den ask mi along?hmmm...i don't know...i really feel very sad...is my work causing all these?i know i'm juz a workaholic...i canot dont work...spent too much time at work...n i still have classes at nite...sian lor...luckily i still have colleages to be entertained with...anyway...not all are gd though...some may look 'good' on the outside...but u'll nv noe when they will backstab you...yah...
anyway...ben,my classmate now...we are always like enemies...practically fight everytime we see each other...but its always v fun...even some of my other classmates...really nice ppl...but however...they still have their own group of frens...classmates r onli for a short while...so still...i canot find a new group of close frens...hmm...hee
however, there's 1 thing i wana sae...there is onli 1 thing in my life which is always shining n brightening up my life without fail...whenever i really feel lonely...He will be the answer...Great!isn't He?hee...
guess i'll stop here first...3am already...fell asleep while typing...hahaha...Nitez!
take care n God Bless~
:)
hi all~~ its mi...hmmm...ehz...duno how am i to start writing here...juz reached home not long ago though...tiredz...bz dae...
hmmm...2dae though my boss isnt around to nag...but i'm already bz to be relaxed...hee...no choice...gotta do out my weekly report...furthermore, there is my mthly report...oh no...bz-ness is juz in the air...haiz...think i'm juz too caught up in my work in these 2yrs of my working life dat i always cant find the time for my frens n family...n i guess cos seldom hang out with them...my r/s with them will not ever be like their r/s among themselves...though i have many groups of frens...i dun think i can find any that really have strong r/s with me...even for those i regard as best/gd frens...all are now bz with their own frens...feeling v lonely soon...even for church frens...trying hard to mix well with them...nowadays even try hard to find time dine out n gather with them...however, i still cant find the bond that they themselves have amongst them...nearly everytime when i was out with them...there will bound to be a time where i will have to walk alone myself...i do feel v sad...but din sae anything...sometimes will juz pretend to press my hp (sms)or juz look around...trying hard not to let them noe that i'm feeling left out...i ven try talking to them...but i feel my conversation with them are not the same as how they have their conversation...i don't know...mayb i'm juz too sensitive...i'm used to such feeling - being left out...but i really do hope it wun be with me for the rest of my life...thses frens are really gd frens...but mayb i joined their group too late...dats y cant find the bond with them...but i really enjoy hanging out with them (excluding the being left out time)...haiz...sad...they will always have meetings/gatherings...n i usually hear abt them when i'm out with them...so sad rite?sad dat i din go out with them...n when they're talkin abt it,i'll be lost...n juz keep quiet...even at times i even have to ask them whether they r meeting den i go meet them...does it mean dat actually i'm not being thought of at the start...but since i ask abt any gathering...den ask mi along?hmmm...i don't know...i really feel very sad...is my work causing all these?i know i'm juz a workaholic...i canot dont work...spent too much time at work...n i still have classes at nite...sian lor...luckily i still have colleages to be entertained with...anyway...not all are gd though...some may look 'good' on the outside...but u'll nv noe when they will backstab you...yah...
anyway...ben,my classmate now...we are always like enemies...practically fight everytime we see each other...but its always v fun...even some of my other classmates...really nice ppl...but however...they still have their own group of frens...classmates r onli for a short while...so still...i canot find a new group of close frens...hmm...hee
however, there's 1 thing i wana sae...there is onli 1 thing in my life which is always shining n brightening up my life without fail...whenever i really feel lonely...He will be the answer...Great!isn't He?hee...
guess i'll stop here first...3am already...fell asleep while typing...hahaha...Nitez!
take care n God Bless~
:)
Monday, October 31, 2005
He will never give up on you!
An encouraging story for u.........
Dear All,
Do you know that God would not give anyone of us a challenge that we could not handle.
And even as we are still struggling, we have grown in our roots.
Don’t compare yourself to others, for God has a different purpose for each of us,
yet we made to fit beautifully in his plans.
One day I decided to quit...I quit my job, my relationship,
my spirituality... I wanted to quit my life.
I went to the woods to have one last talk with God.
"God", I said. "Can you give me one good reason not to quit?"
His answer surprised me...
"Look around", He said. "Do you see the fern and the bamboo?"
"Yes", I replied.
"When I planted the fern and the bamboo seeds, I took very
< TT>good care of them. I gave them light. I gave them water.
The fern quickly grew from the earth. Its brilliant green
covered the floor. Yet nothing came from the bamboo seed.
But I did not quit on the bamboo. In the second year the
Fern grew more vibrant and plentiful. And again, nothing
came from the bamboo seed. But I did not quit on the bamboo."
He said.
"In year three there was still nothing from the bamboo seed.
But I would not quit.
In year four, again, there was nothing from the bamboo seed.
I would not quit." He said.
"Then in the fifth year a tiny sprout emerged from the earth.
Compared to the fern it was seemingly small and insignificant...
But just 6 months later the bamboo rose to over 100 feet tall.
It had spent the five years growing roots. Those roots made
it strong and gave it what it needed to survive. I would not
give any of my creations a challenge it could not handle."
He said to me.
"Did you know, my child, that all this time you have been
struggling, you have actually been gro wing roots?"
"I would not quit on the bamboo. I will never quit on you."
"Don't compare yourself to others." He said. "The bamboo had a
different purpose than the fern. Yet they both make the forest
beautiful."
"Your time will come", God said to me. "You will rise high"
"How high should I rise?" I asked.
"How high will the bamboo rise?" He asked in return.
"As high as it can?" I questioned
"Yes." He said, "Give me glory by rising as high as you can."
I left the forest and bring back this story. I hope these words
can help you see that God will never give up on you.
He will never give up on you!
Dear All,
Do you know that God would not give anyone of us a challenge that we could not handle.
And even as we are still struggling, we have grown in our roots.
Don’t compare yourself to others, for God has a different purpose for each of us,
yet we made to fit beautifully in his plans.
One day I decided to quit...I quit my job, my relationship,
my spirituality... I wanted to quit my life.
I went to the woods to have one last talk with God.
"God", I said. "Can you give me one good reason not to quit?"
His answer surprised me...
"Look around", He said. "Do you see the fern and the bamboo?"
"Yes", I replied.
"When I planted the fern and the bamboo seeds, I took very
< TT>good care of them. I gave them light. I gave them water.
The fern quickly grew from the earth. Its brilliant green
covered the floor. Yet nothing came from the bamboo seed.
But I did not quit on the bamboo. In the second year the
Fern grew more vibrant and plentiful. And again, nothing
came from the bamboo seed. But I did not quit on the bamboo."
He said.
"In year three there was still nothing from the bamboo seed.
But I would not quit.
In year four, again, there was nothing from the bamboo seed.
I would not quit." He said.
"Then in the fifth year a tiny sprout emerged from the earth.
Compared to the fern it was seemingly small and insignificant...
But just 6 months later the bamboo rose to over 100 feet tall.
It had spent the five years growing roots. Those roots made
it strong and gave it what it needed to survive. I would not
give any of my creations a challenge it could not handle."
He said to me.
"Did you know, my child, that all this time you have been
struggling, you have actually been gro wing roots?"
"I would not quit on the bamboo. I will never quit on you."
"Don't compare yourself to others." He said. "The bamboo had a
different purpose than the fern. Yet they both make the forest
beautiful."
"Your time will come", God said to me. "You will rise high"
"How high should I rise?" I asked.
"How high will the bamboo rise?" He asked in return.
"As high as it can?" I questioned
"Yes." He said, "Give me glory by rising as high as you can."
I left the forest and bring back this story. I hope these words
can help you see that God will never give up on you.
He will never give up on you!
Sunday, October 16, 2005
Saturday, October 15, 2005
~eVeNtS oN 14tH oCt 2005~
~call to me, and i will answer you, and i will show great and mighty things, which you do not know. Jeremiah 33:3~
hi all~~~hmmm...i think it's been a mth since i've really blog...usually juz cut and paste from fwd emails...i'm juz too bz at work and for exams...hee...so sorry folks dat i'm onli writing now...esp Mr Zhengda...complaining its too boring here...hmph!...niwae...tot of writing 2dae cos of 2 interesting programs i had last nite(14th Oct 2005)...bz nite...but interesting...really had fun...hee...
yup...14th Oct is my company's D&D...actually was Card Centre's D&D...but CCOC also joined in...cos we r always soo united...hee...yup...hmmm...days b4 the D&D...ppl were already soo excited on wat they r gona wear on that dae...cos the theme is Retro...hee...but as for me...i cant wear retro...cos dat nite was also Jocelyn's Bdae party...formal...at tower club(if i'm not wrong)...hee...yea...so i have decided on my Fond Hugs dress...yea...hmmm...on th 14th itself...every1 were so excited...kinda not really concentrating @ work...hee...not onli dat...we were allowed to off work at 530pm instead of 630pm...hee...but makes no big diff for me...cos my boss lor...ask mi do dis n dat...yah...den was quite pissed lah...hahaha...after dat i got changed...den prepare to go for Joce's Bdae...wanted to take cab..but the que n jam was v long...so boh bian...took a train...yup...went alone...kinda sad lor...din meet up w the rest...den made mi even more pissed...when i reached...i sort of din noe how to go...actually i shld have known its at Republic Plaza...n i noe how to go...but in the end i walked another direction..kinda got lost...den even more pissed...was thinkin dat after i gave her the present den i'll leave...in the end i managed to find serena...cos i was on my way to RP again...so din meet them...but b4 i reached there...i saw them...den we went in together...
this pub was at the 64th storey...wow...its really a v nice place...yup...classy...hee...by den my mood already bcame alot better...hmm...ate abit...den prepare to go off for my D&D...hmmm...btw the toilet @ the pub was really cool...hee...hmmm...
i took a cab down to Marina Mandarin...Jacky(Joce's bro) took with me since he is goin home...hmmm...luckily when i went down...they onli started the 1st dish...cos got speech b4 dat...hee...den my colleagues kept some lobster for me...yummy...hee...den got to eat the rest of the dishes...including shark's fin..hee...yummy...hee...but din eat much though...cos drank too much...oops...hee...yah...drank wine...champagne and beer...cos my table's ppl not the drinking type...so i went over to other table to drink...haa...alot of ppl were drunk lor...dead drunk...haha...there's a guy even went to gal's toilet puke...hahahah...for me...every1 thought i was drunk...but i was quite sober...only dat i was very red...n head super pain...n canot walk dat straight...hee...well...dats me...i danced alot too...even at the stage...hee...yup...i even won the 35th prize...hee...perfume...duno wat brand...hee...and 1 more thing that God really blessed me with...n i'm really happy i remembered my lucky draw number...hee...cos while i was taking photos outside...i heard my number being called out!hee...i dun really noe wat the prize is...i quickly ran in and shouted its me b4 the prize was forfeited...hee...and never did i noe that the prize is the bonus prize...when i went up the stage to receive my prize,the prize giver...if i'm not wrong is Ms Janice Ang...the Head of Card Centre...hee...she told me at my ear that its the bonus prize of $1,000 Travel voucher...i was like...nothing to say...v happy...cos never in my life i've won such a big things...usually small small items...haa...was really shocked...but i have to add this...it's God's blessing to me...Thank You Lord...hee...yup...v happy...however...i really duno how am i to use it...my leave are soo little...sadz...all used up for my exams...hmmm...sian...hmmm...see how ba...hmmm...yah after getting the prize n takin afew more pics...i went up to the committee's hotel room to rest...drank tea n puke alot...in the toilet lah...hee...den ard 2plus 3am i feel alot better...den a colleague sent me n another colleague home...hee...yah...den went home n slept all the way till 1plus pm...hee...yah...dats how everything goes...yup...really had alot of fun...hee...will not forget this day...hee...
yup...dats all for the night...gona watch tv...take gd care all...duno when i gona write again...hee...
God Bless n Be Happy always~
:)
hi all~~~hmmm...i think it's been a mth since i've really blog...usually juz cut and paste from fwd emails...i'm juz too bz at work and for exams...hee...so sorry folks dat i'm onli writing now...esp Mr Zhengda...complaining its too boring here...hmph!...niwae...tot of writing 2dae cos of 2 interesting programs i had last nite(14th Oct 2005)...bz nite...but interesting...really had fun...hee...
yup...14th Oct is my company's D&D...actually was Card Centre's D&D...but CCOC also joined in...cos we r always soo united...hee...yup...hmmm...days b4 the D&D...ppl were already soo excited on wat they r gona wear on that dae...cos the theme is Retro...hee...but as for me...i cant wear retro...cos dat nite was also Jocelyn's Bdae party...formal...at tower club(if i'm not wrong)...hee...yea...so i have decided on my Fond Hugs dress...yea...hmmm...on th 14th itself...every1 were so excited...kinda not really concentrating @ work...hee...not onli dat...we were allowed to off work at 530pm instead of 630pm...hee...but makes no big diff for me...cos my boss lor...ask mi do dis n dat...yah...den was quite pissed lah...hahaha...after dat i got changed...den prepare to go for Joce's Bdae...wanted to take cab..but the que n jam was v long...so boh bian...took a train...yup...went alone...kinda sad lor...din meet up w the rest...den made mi even more pissed...when i reached...i sort of din noe how to go...actually i shld have known its at Republic Plaza...n i noe how to go...but in the end i walked another direction..kinda got lost...den even more pissed...was thinkin dat after i gave her the present den i'll leave...in the end i managed to find serena...cos i was on my way to RP again...so din meet them...but b4 i reached there...i saw them...den we went in together...
this pub was at the 64th storey...wow...its really a v nice place...yup...classy...hee...by den my mood already bcame alot better...hmm...ate abit...den prepare to go off for my D&D...hmmm...btw the toilet @ the pub was really cool...hee...hmmm...
i took a cab down to Marina Mandarin...Jacky(Joce's bro) took with me since he is goin home...hmmm...luckily when i went down...they onli started the 1st dish...cos got speech b4 dat...hee...den my colleagues kept some lobster for me...yummy...hee...den got to eat the rest of the dishes...including shark's fin..hee...yummy...hee...but din eat much though...cos drank too much...oops...hee...yah...drank wine...champagne and beer...cos my table's ppl not the drinking type...so i went over to other table to drink...haa...alot of ppl were drunk lor...dead drunk...haha...there's a guy even went to gal's toilet puke...hahahah...for me...every1 thought i was drunk...but i was quite sober...only dat i was very red...n head super pain...n canot walk dat straight...hee...well...dats me...i danced alot too...even at the stage...hee...yup...i even won the 35th prize...hee...perfume...duno wat brand...hee...and 1 more thing that God really blessed me with...n i'm really happy i remembered my lucky draw number...hee...cos while i was taking photos outside...i heard my number being called out!hee...i dun really noe wat the prize is...i quickly ran in and shouted its me b4 the prize was forfeited...hee...and never did i noe that the prize is the bonus prize...when i went up the stage to receive my prize,the prize giver...if i'm not wrong is Ms Janice Ang...the Head of Card Centre...hee...she told me at my ear that its the bonus prize of $1,000 Travel voucher...i was like...nothing to say...v happy...cos never in my life i've won such a big things...usually small small items...haa...was really shocked...but i have to add this...it's God's blessing to me...Thank You Lord...hee...yup...v happy...however...i really duno how am i to use it...my leave are soo little...sadz...all used up for my exams...hmmm...sian...hmmm...see how ba...hmmm...yah after getting the prize n takin afew more pics...i went up to the committee's hotel room to rest...drank tea n puke alot...in the toilet lah...hee...den ard 2plus 3am i feel alot better...den a colleague sent me n another colleague home...hee...yah...den went home n slept all the way till 1plus pm...hee...yah...dats how everything goes...yup...really had alot of fun...hee...will not forget this day...hee...
yup...dats all for the night...gona watch tv...take gd care all...duno when i gona write again...hee...
God Bless n Be Happy always~
:)
Thursday, October 13, 2005
Ladies Period Caution
Don't know how true it is...
(Guys: Please remind your girlfriend, fiancee, wife, mistress)
Pls disseminate to your gal frens...
It has been a traditional theory that ladies are not suppose to
wash their hair during their period. But there are no solutions to
the question why? The victim will only realise at their later
stage of their life, facing the symptoms of breast and ovary cancer.
Today ladies still wash their hair during their period with the
thinking that they will be safe if they blow dry their hair. But
this will not prevent them from getting the cancer. Please read
the article below:
A well known Taiwanese medical professor specialise in cancer
research based in a Japanese university did a survey on 30,000
pre cancer patients.
She found these patients are very choosy in their food, wash their
hair during their period and carry heavy object and drink cold drinks.
This will cause the incomplete of ovulation and the remaining
menses will turn into toxic and the imbalance of hormone will
lead to ovary and breast cancer.
During the research she found the method of prevention to these cancer.
The secrets are;
1. One must change their lifestyle and eating habits.
2. Do not wash our hair while having period
3. Excessive bleeding must be investigated by a gynae, do not wash
your hair just for the cooling effect and contraction of ovary.
4. No cold drinks.
If you feel drowsy, breast expansion and constipation these are
the early symptom of ovary or breast cancer.
To prevent use:
1. black sugar 2. Chinese lotus (leng ngau) 3. Carrot and 4.Barley
Boil to soup and drink. This is the best prevention.
CHEERS!!
(Guys: Please remind your girlfriend, fiancee, wife, mistress)
Pls disseminate to your gal frens...
It has been a traditional theory that ladies are not suppose to
wash their hair during their period. But there are no solutions to
the question why? The victim will only realise at their later
stage of their life, facing the symptoms of breast and ovary cancer.
Today ladies still wash their hair during their period with the
thinking that they will be safe if they blow dry their hair. But
this will not prevent them from getting the cancer. Please read
the article below:
A well known Taiwanese medical professor specialise in cancer
research based in a Japanese university did a survey on 30,000
pre cancer patients.
She found these patients are very choosy in their food, wash their
hair during their period and carry heavy object and drink cold drinks.
This will cause the incomplete of ovulation and the remaining
menses will turn into toxic and the imbalance of hormone will
lead to ovary and breast cancer.
During the research she found the method of prevention to these cancer.
The secrets are;
1. One must change their lifestyle and eating habits.
2. Do not wash our hair while having period
3. Excessive bleeding must be investigated by a gynae, do not wash
your hair just for the cooling effect and contraction of ovary.
4. No cold drinks.
If you feel drowsy, breast expansion and constipation these are
the early symptom of ovary or breast cancer.
To prevent use:
1. black sugar 2. Chinese lotus (leng ngau) 3. Carrot and 4.Barley
Boil to soup and drink. This is the best prevention.
CHEERS!!
chinese jokes
(1)
> 有一位病人来找精神科医师.
> 病人:我一直觉得我是一只鸟.
> 医生:喔.那很严重喔.从什么时候开始的.
> 病人:从我还是一只小鸟的时候.
>
> (2)
> 有一位神经病院的医生问患者:如果我把你的一只耳朵割掉.你会怎样?
> 那位患者回答:那我会听不到.
> 医生听了:嗯嗯.很正常.
> 医生又问道:那如果我再把你另一只耳朵也割掉.你会怎样?
> 那位患者回答:那我会看不到.
> 医生开始紧张了.怎么会看不到咧.?
> 患者回答:因为眼镜会掉下来.
>
> (3)
> 有两个神经病患.从病院里逃出来.
> 两人跑啊跑.爬到一棵树上.
> 其中一个人从树上跳下来.
> 滚啊滚的.
> 然後抬起头对上面的人说:喂------你怎么还不下来啊---------?
> 上面的那个人回答他:不---行---啊------
> 我还没有熟-----------
>
> (4)
> 神经病院有一位老太太.
> 每天都穿著黑色的衣服.拿著黑色的雨伞.
> 蹲在神经病院门口.
> 医生就想:要医治她.一定要从了解她开始.
> 於是那位医生也穿黑色的衣服.拿著黑色的雨伞.和她一起蹲在那边.
> 两人不言不语的蹲了一个月.
> 那位老太太终於开口和医生说话了:
> 请问一下-------
> 你---也是香菇吗------?
>
> (5)
> 某精神病院听说领导要来医院视察情况,于是,院长召集所的病人开会在会
> 上,院
> 长 讲道："今天下午,有很重要的领导要来参观,所有的人都要去门口欢迎.在欢迎
> 的时
> 候,所有病人站在医院大门口两边,要站整齐,当我咳嗽的时候,大家一起鼓掌,越热
> 烈越
> 好；我跺脚的时候必须全部停止,不能有一个出错.要大家都做好了,今天晚上可以
> 给大
> 家吃肉包子,只要有一个人弄砸了,所有的人都没有包子吃,记住了吗？"台下病人一
> 起喊
> 道："记住了！"
> 这天下午,领导准时到来,当他步入大门的时候,欢迎的病人已在门口站好了
> 这时,
> 随着院长一声咳嗽,所有的病人一起鼓掌欢迎,气氛十分热烈.来参观的领导受到热
> 烈气
> 氛的感染,面带笑容,和大家一起鼓掌步入医院.见领导已经走进了医院,院长一跺
> 脚,所
> 有的掌声都停止了,非常整齐.只有这位领导还在面带笑容一边鼓掌一前行,院长感
> 到非
> 常满意.
> 忽然,从欢迎的人群里窜出来一个壮如施瓦辛格的病人,大步冲到领导面前,抡
> 圆了
> 给了他一个大耳光,气愤异常地吼道--"你丫不想吃包子了？！！！"
>
> (6)
> 精神病人甲问乙说：“你看我最近完成的这本小说怎么样”？
> 乙看了看回答：“不错不错.不过,就是人物多了点儿”.
> 这时,精神病院的护士进来说：“你们把电话号码本给我放回去！”
>
> (7)
> 某精神病院大夫准备与一位即将出院的精神病人谈一谈,以确认该病人是否已经完
> 全康
> 复.
> 大夫：你出院以后准备干些什么呢？
> 病人：拿石头把你们医院的窗户玻璃全部打烂.
> 大夫听后发现这个病人还没有完全康复,因此决定继续治疗.又过了几个月以后,大
> 夫觉
> 得这个病人好象可以出院了,就决定再和他谈谈.
> 大夫：你出院以后准备干些什么呢？
> 病人：找份工作.
> 大夫：然后呢？
> 病人：挣钱.
> 大夫：然后呢？
> 病人：攒钱.
> 大夫：然后呢？
> 病人：娶个媳妇.
> 大夫：然后呢？
> 病人：洞房.
> 大夫：然后呢？
> 病人：把她的衣服脱了.
> 大夫：然后呢？
> 病人：把她的裤子脱了.
> 大夫：然后呢？
> 病人：把她的内裤脱了.
> 大夫：然后呢？
> 病人：把内裤上的橡皮筋抽出来,做把弹弓,再找些石头把你们医院窗户玻璃全部打
> 烂.
>
>
> (8)
> 两位精神病人A君B君同时康复,他们的主治医生对他们说：“如果你们其中的
> 一个
> 人犯病了,另外一个人就要马上把他送会医院.”
> 突然一天,医生的电话铃响了起来,原来是A君：“不得了了,B君从今天早上开
> 始爬
> 在我家的厕所里,非说他是我的马桶.”“快,快把他送来啊！”A君沉默片刻：
> “那……
> 我不就没马桶了吗？”
>
> (9)
> 精神病院里,一个精神病人每天都在一个空鱼缸里钓鱼.
> 一天,一个护士开玩笑地问：“你今天钓了几条鱼啊？”
> 精神病人突然跳起来叫道：“你脑子有毛病啊,没看见是空鱼缸吗？”
>
> (10)
> 有一个神经病院,那里住着很多神经病.
> 一天,那里的院长,为了看一下患者们恢复的情况,想了一个办法.就对这些患
> 者说
> , 你们都过来,说着在墙上画了一个门,说：“今天,你们谁把这个门打开就可以回
> 家了.
> ”
> 精神病者们一听,便一拥而上,把那画的门围了起来,院长觉得很失望,这时他
> 发现
> 有一个患者还坐在原来的位置没动,觉得还行,就上前问到：“你为什么不去开
> 门？”
> 他看了看院长,说了一句话,院长听了后是哭笑不得.
> 那患者偷偷的告诉院长说：“我这有钥匙.”
>
> (11)
> 医院精神科的患者常常会对医生或护士有爱慕的情结.
> 某日,一位女患者向某男医生走来……
> 女病患：蓝医生,你爱我吗？
> 蓝医生沈思许久（为了不伤及病人以免病情恶化）
> 蓝医生：我们呢是医生与病人的关系,因为你生病了所以我必须要好好照顾你……
> (为了不伤及病人,蓝医生解释了半天,终于解释完）
> 女病患：蓝医生,你的意思是说你不爱我喔？
> 蓝医生(苦思不语)：嗯……嗯……嗯……
> 女患者：还好……我爱的是陈医生……
>
> (12)某精神病人一直趴在病床上唱歌,唱着唱着突然翻了个身仰着继续唱,在一边观
> 察的
> 医生很奇怪的问:"你翻身干啥?"病人说:"你有病啊~!A面唱完了当然要翻过来唱B面
> 啦
> ~!"
>
> (13)某天精神病院下大雨,精神病人都脱光了衣服跑到露天的地方洗澡,只有一个病
> 人还
> 拿着毛巾呆在屋子里,医生看到了很不解的问:"别人都跑去了,你在这里干啥?"这人
> 说:"
> 他们全TM是SB,水还没热呢!"
>
> (14)某精神病院新来护士一名，此女初来乍到，见院中有一病人围着一口古井打
> 转，口
> 中念着：“13，13，……”小护士心中颇为奇怪，想不出这个“13”是何含义，连
> 续观
> 察几日，均是如此。她总想上前问个究竟，但害怕病人发作，始终不敢。
> 一日，小护士终于安捺不住好奇心，慢慢的走到那个病人身边，探头向井中观
> 望。
> 突然那个病人抱住护士的双腿，往下一掀，开始念：“14，14，14，……”
>
> (15)有一病人狂叫道：我是院长，你们都得听我的！！！
> 主治医生和护士问他：谁说的？
> 他回答：上帝说的。
> 这时候，旁边一个病人突然跳出来，说：我没说过！
>
> (16)一个病人第一次去看医生。
> “关于你的病情，你来这儿之前请教过什么人吗？”医生问。
> “只问过拐角上药房的老板，”病人回答说。
> 那位医生最讨厌那些不是医生的人常常提出医疗方面的建议，他并不掩示这一
> 点：
> “那个傻瓜给你出了什么馊主意了？”
> “他让我来找你。”
>
> (17)一间精神病医院中，某个病患在写信，护士看到了就很好奇的问他。
> 护士：你要写给谁啊？
> 病人：写给我自己啊！
> 护士：那你都写些什么啊？
> 病人：你神精病啊！我还没收到怎么知道？？
>
> (18)精神病医院为病人请来了一位老师，是教美术的，院长对此事非常关心，一再
> 叮咛
> 大夫和病人不要怠慢了老师，就这样开始上课了，年轻的女老师，一上讲台受到了
> 非常
> 热烈的掌声，老师非常激动：“同学们，我们今天学习素描。”说完鞠了个恭，转
> 身在
> 黑板上画了一个苹果，然后对病人说：“同学们你们说画的是什么？”讲台下异口
> 同声
> ：“屁股。”“什么~~~~你们再说一遍！”“还是屁股。”年轻的女老师没见过这
> 个，
> 哭着跑到院长办公室对院长说：“这我没法呆了。”院长问为什么，老师说你去看
> 看
> 吧。院长一路小跑来到教室，进门就骂：“你们这帮乌合之众竟敢气老师，都不想
> 吃饭
> 了是吗！”而后回头一看：“这是谁，还在黑板上画个屁股！”
>
> 有一位病人来找精神科医师.
> 病人:我一直觉得我是一只鸟.
> 医生:喔.那很严重喔.从什么时候开始的.
> 病人:从我还是一只小鸟的时候.
>
> (2)
> 有一位神经病院的医生问患者:如果我把你的一只耳朵割掉.你会怎样?
> 那位患者回答:那我会听不到.
> 医生听了:嗯嗯.很正常.
> 医生又问道:那如果我再把你另一只耳朵也割掉.你会怎样?
> 那位患者回答:那我会看不到.
> 医生开始紧张了.怎么会看不到咧.?
> 患者回答:因为眼镜会掉下来.
>
> (3)
> 有两个神经病患.从病院里逃出来.
> 两人跑啊跑.爬到一棵树上.
> 其中一个人从树上跳下来.
> 滚啊滚的.
> 然後抬起头对上面的人说:喂------你怎么还不下来啊---------?
> 上面的那个人回答他:不---行---啊------
> 我还没有熟-----------
>
> (4)
> 神经病院有一位老太太.
> 每天都穿著黑色的衣服.拿著黑色的雨伞.
> 蹲在神经病院门口.
> 医生就想:要医治她.一定要从了解她开始.
> 於是那位医生也穿黑色的衣服.拿著黑色的雨伞.和她一起蹲在那边.
> 两人不言不语的蹲了一个月.
> 那位老太太终於开口和医生说话了:
> 请问一下-------
> 你---也是香菇吗------?
>
> (5)
> 某精神病院听说领导要来医院视察情况,于是,院长召集所的病人开会在会
> 上,院
> 长 讲道："今天下午,有很重要的领导要来参观,所有的人都要去门口欢迎.在欢迎
> 的时
> 候,所有病人站在医院大门口两边,要站整齐,当我咳嗽的时候,大家一起鼓掌,越热
> 烈越
> 好；我跺脚的时候必须全部停止,不能有一个出错.要大家都做好了,今天晚上可以
> 给大
> 家吃肉包子,只要有一个人弄砸了,所有的人都没有包子吃,记住了吗？"台下病人一
> 起喊
> 道："记住了！"
> 这天下午,领导准时到来,当他步入大门的时候,欢迎的病人已在门口站好了
> 这时,
> 随着院长一声咳嗽,所有的病人一起鼓掌欢迎,气氛十分热烈.来参观的领导受到热
> 烈气
> 氛的感染,面带笑容,和大家一起鼓掌步入医院.见领导已经走进了医院,院长一跺
> 脚,所
> 有的掌声都停止了,非常整齐.只有这位领导还在面带笑容一边鼓掌一前行,院长感
> 到非
> 常满意.
> 忽然,从欢迎的人群里窜出来一个壮如施瓦辛格的病人,大步冲到领导面前,抡
> 圆了
> 给了他一个大耳光,气愤异常地吼道--"你丫不想吃包子了？！！！"
>
> (6)
> 精神病人甲问乙说：“你看我最近完成的这本小说怎么样”？
> 乙看了看回答：“不错不错.不过,就是人物多了点儿”.
> 这时,精神病院的护士进来说：“你们把电话号码本给我放回去！”
>
> (7)
> 某精神病院大夫准备与一位即将出院的精神病人谈一谈,以确认该病人是否已经完
> 全康
> 复.
> 大夫：你出院以后准备干些什么呢？
> 病人：拿石头把你们医院的窗户玻璃全部打烂.
> 大夫听后发现这个病人还没有完全康复,因此决定继续治疗.又过了几个月以后,大
> 夫觉
> 得这个病人好象可以出院了,就决定再和他谈谈.
> 大夫：你出院以后准备干些什么呢？
> 病人：找份工作.
> 大夫：然后呢？
> 病人：挣钱.
> 大夫：然后呢？
> 病人：攒钱.
> 大夫：然后呢？
> 病人：娶个媳妇.
> 大夫：然后呢？
> 病人：洞房.
> 大夫：然后呢？
> 病人：把她的衣服脱了.
> 大夫：然后呢？
> 病人：把她的裤子脱了.
> 大夫：然后呢？
> 病人：把她的内裤脱了.
> 大夫：然后呢？
> 病人：把内裤上的橡皮筋抽出来,做把弹弓,再找些石头把你们医院窗户玻璃全部打
> 烂.
>
>
> (8)
> 两位精神病人A君B君同时康复,他们的主治医生对他们说：“如果你们其中的
> 一个
> 人犯病了,另外一个人就要马上把他送会医院.”
> 突然一天,医生的电话铃响了起来,原来是A君：“不得了了,B君从今天早上开
> 始爬
> 在我家的厕所里,非说他是我的马桶.”“快,快把他送来啊！”A君沉默片刻：
> “那……
> 我不就没马桶了吗？”
>
> (9)
> 精神病院里,一个精神病人每天都在一个空鱼缸里钓鱼.
> 一天,一个护士开玩笑地问：“你今天钓了几条鱼啊？”
> 精神病人突然跳起来叫道：“你脑子有毛病啊,没看见是空鱼缸吗？”
>
> (10)
> 有一个神经病院,那里住着很多神经病.
> 一天,那里的院长,为了看一下患者们恢复的情况,想了一个办法.就对这些患
> 者说
> , 你们都过来,说着在墙上画了一个门,说：“今天,你们谁把这个门打开就可以回
> 家了.
> ”
> 精神病者们一听,便一拥而上,把那画的门围了起来,院长觉得很失望,这时他
> 发现
> 有一个患者还坐在原来的位置没动,觉得还行,就上前问到：“你为什么不去开
> 门？”
> 他看了看院长,说了一句话,院长听了后是哭笑不得.
> 那患者偷偷的告诉院长说：“我这有钥匙.”
>
> (11)
> 医院精神科的患者常常会对医生或护士有爱慕的情结.
> 某日,一位女患者向某男医生走来……
> 女病患：蓝医生,你爱我吗？
> 蓝医生沈思许久（为了不伤及病人以免病情恶化）
> 蓝医生：我们呢是医生与病人的关系,因为你生病了所以我必须要好好照顾你……
> (为了不伤及病人,蓝医生解释了半天,终于解释完）
> 女病患：蓝医生,你的意思是说你不爱我喔？
> 蓝医生(苦思不语)：嗯……嗯……嗯……
> 女患者：还好……我爱的是陈医生……
>
> (12)某精神病人一直趴在病床上唱歌,唱着唱着突然翻了个身仰着继续唱,在一边观
> 察的
> 医生很奇怪的问:"你翻身干啥?"病人说:"你有病啊~!A面唱完了当然要翻过来唱B面
> 啦
> ~!"
>
> (13)某天精神病院下大雨,精神病人都脱光了衣服跑到露天的地方洗澡,只有一个病
> 人还
> 拿着毛巾呆在屋子里,医生看到了很不解的问:"别人都跑去了,你在这里干啥?"这人
> 说:"
> 他们全TM是SB,水还没热呢!"
>
> (14)某精神病院新来护士一名，此女初来乍到，见院中有一病人围着一口古井打
> 转，口
> 中念着：“13，13，……”小护士心中颇为奇怪，想不出这个“13”是何含义，连
> 续观
> 察几日，均是如此。她总想上前问个究竟，但害怕病人发作，始终不敢。
> 一日，小护士终于安捺不住好奇心，慢慢的走到那个病人身边，探头向井中观
> 望。
> 突然那个病人抱住护士的双腿，往下一掀，开始念：“14，14，14，……”
>
> (15)有一病人狂叫道：我是院长，你们都得听我的！！！
> 主治医生和护士问他：谁说的？
> 他回答：上帝说的。
> 这时候，旁边一个病人突然跳出来，说：我没说过！
>
> (16)一个病人第一次去看医生。
> “关于你的病情，你来这儿之前请教过什么人吗？”医生问。
> “只问过拐角上药房的老板，”病人回答说。
> 那位医生最讨厌那些不是医生的人常常提出医疗方面的建议，他并不掩示这一
> 点：
> “那个傻瓜给你出了什么馊主意了？”
> “他让我来找你。”
>
> (17)一间精神病医院中，某个病患在写信，护士看到了就很好奇的问他。
> 护士：你要写给谁啊？
> 病人：写给我自己啊！
> 护士：那你都写些什么啊？
> 病人：你神精病啊！我还没收到怎么知道？？
>
> (18)精神病医院为病人请来了一位老师，是教美术的，院长对此事非常关心，一再
> 叮咛
> 大夫和病人不要怠慢了老师，就这样开始上课了，年轻的女老师，一上讲台受到了
> 非常
> 热烈的掌声，老师非常激动：“同学们，我们今天学习素描。”说完鞠了个恭，转
> 身在
> 黑板上画了一个苹果，然后对病人说：“同学们你们说画的是什么？”讲台下异口
> 同声
> ：“屁股。”“什么~~~~你们再说一遍！”“还是屁股。”年轻的女老师没见过这
> 个，
> 哭着跑到院长办公室对院长说：“这我没法呆了。”院长问为什么，老师说你去看
> 看
> 吧。院长一路小跑来到教室，进门就骂：“你们这帮乌合之众竟敢气老师，都不想
> 吃饭
> 了是吗！”而后回头一看：“这是谁，还在黑板上画个屁股！”
>
Saturday, October 01, 2005
A Touching Story
A touching story and a good reminder :
"Take time to appreciate what you have now"
On the last day before Christmas, I hurried to go to the
supermarket to buy the remaining of the gift I didn't manage to buy earlier.
When I saw all the people there, I started to complain to myself, "It is
going to take forever here and I still have so many other places to go.
Christmas really is getting more and more annoying every year. How I
wish I could just lie down, go to sleep and only wake up after it..."
Nonetheless, I made my way to the toy section, and there I started to
curse the prices, wondering if after all kids really play with such expensive toys.
While looking in the toy section, I noticed a small boy of about 5 years old, pressing
a doll against his chest. He kept on touching the hair of the doll and looked so sad.
I wondered who was this doll for. Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him,
"Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?"
The old lady replied, "You know that you don't have enough money to buy
this doll, my dear." Then she asked him to stay here for 5 minutes while she went to look
around. She left quickly.
The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.
Finally, I started to walk toward him and I asked him who did he want
to give this doll to...
"It is the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for this
Christmas. She was so sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."
I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus will bring it to her,
after all, and not to worry.
But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus cannot bring it to her
where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mother so that she can give
it to her when she goes there." His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My
sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mummy will also go to
see God very soon, so I thought that she could bring the doll with her to
give it to my sister."
My heart nearly stopped. The little boy looked up at me and said, "I
told daddy to tell mummy not to go yet. I asked him to wait until I come
back from the supermarket."
Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He
then told me, "I also want mummy to take this photo with her so that she
will not forget me." I love my mummy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me
but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."
Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.
I quickly reached for my wallet and took a few notes and said to the boy,
"What if we checked again, just in case if you have enough money?"
"Ok," he said. "I hope that I have enough." I added some of my money to
his without him seeing and we started to count it.There was enough for the doll,
and even some spare money. The little boy said, "Thank you God for giving me enough money."
Then he looked at me and added, "I asked yesterday before I slept... for God
to make sure I have enough money to buy this doll so that mummy can give it
to my sister. He heard me." "I also wanted to have enough money to buy a
white rose for my mummy, but I didn't dare to ask God too much. But He
gave me enough to buy the doll and the white rose." "You know, my mummy
loves white rose."
A few minutes later, the old lady came again and I left with my
trolley. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started.
I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.
Then I remembered a local newspaper article 2 days ago, which
mentioned of a drunk man in a truck who hit a car where there was one
young lady and a little girl. The little girl died right away, and the mother
was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the
plug on the life-assisting machine, because the young lady would not be able
to get out of the coma.
Was this the family of the little boy?
Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper
that the young lady had passed away. I couldn't stop myself and went to
buy a bunch of white roses and I went to the mortuary where the body
of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wish before burial.
She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand
with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.
I left the place crying, feeling that my life had been changed forever.
The love that this little boy had for his mother and his sister is still,
to that day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk man
had taken all this away from him.
Send this message to everybody that you know; maybe you will help prevent
someone drunk to go driving.
"Take time to appreciate what you have now"
On the last day before Christmas, I hurried to go to the
supermarket to buy the remaining of the gift I didn't manage to buy earlier.
When I saw all the people there, I started to complain to myself, "It is
going to take forever here and I still have so many other places to go.
Christmas really is getting more and more annoying every year. How I
wish I could just lie down, go to sleep and only wake up after it..."
Nonetheless, I made my way to the toy section, and there I started to
curse the prices, wondering if after all kids really play with such expensive toys.
While looking in the toy section, I noticed a small boy of about 5 years old, pressing
a doll against his chest. He kept on touching the hair of the doll and looked so sad.
I wondered who was this doll for. Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him,
"Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?"
The old lady replied, "You know that you don't have enough money to buy
this doll, my dear." Then she asked him to stay here for 5 minutes while she went to look
around. She left quickly.
The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.
Finally, I started to walk toward him and I asked him who did he want
to give this doll to...
"It is the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for this
Christmas. She was so sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."
I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus will bring it to her,
after all, and not to worry.
But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus cannot bring it to her
where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mother so that she can give
it to her when she goes there." His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My
sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mummy will also go to
see God very soon, so I thought that she could bring the doll with her to
give it to my sister."
My heart nearly stopped. The little boy looked up at me and said, "I
told daddy to tell mummy not to go yet. I asked him to wait until I come
back from the supermarket."
Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He
then told me, "I also want mummy to take this photo with her so that she
will not forget me." I love my mummy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me
but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."
Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.
I quickly reached for my wallet and took a few notes and said to the boy,
"What if we checked again, just in case if you have enough money?"
"Ok," he said. "I hope that I have enough." I added some of my money to
his without him seeing and we started to count it.There was enough for the doll,
and even some spare money. The little boy said, "Thank you God for giving me enough money."
Then he looked at me and added, "I asked yesterday before I slept... for God
to make sure I have enough money to buy this doll so that mummy can give it
to my sister. He heard me." "I also wanted to have enough money to buy a
white rose for my mummy, but I didn't dare to ask God too much. But He
gave me enough to buy the doll and the white rose." "You know, my mummy
loves white rose."
A few minutes later, the old lady came again and I left with my
trolley. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started.
I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.
Then I remembered a local newspaper article 2 days ago, which
mentioned of a drunk man in a truck who hit a car where there was one
young lady and a little girl. The little girl died right away, and the mother
was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the
plug on the life-assisting machine, because the young lady would not be able
to get out of the coma.
Was this the family of the little boy?
Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper
that the young lady had passed away. I couldn't stop myself and went to
buy a bunch of white roses and I went to the mortuary where the body
of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wish before burial.
She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand
with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.
I left the place crying, feeling that my life had been changed forever.
The love that this little boy had for his mother and his sister is still,
to that day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk man
had taken all this away from him.
Send this message to everybody that you know; maybe you will help prevent
someone drunk to go driving.
Wednesday, September 28, 2005
Tablecloth
> > The brand new pastor and his wife, newly assigned
> > to their first ministry, to reopen a church
> > in suburban Brooklyn, arrived in early October
> > excited about their opportunities. When they saw
> > their church, it was very run down and needed
> > much work. They set a goal to have everything
> > done in time to have their first service
> > on Christmas Eve.
> >
> > They worked hard, repairing pews, plastering walls, painting, etc.,
> > and on December 18 were ahead of schedule and just about finished.
> >
> > On December 19 a terrible tempest - a driving
> > rainstorm hit the area and lasted for two days.
> >
> > On the 21st, the pastor went over to the church.
> > His heart sank when he saw that the roof had
> > leaked, causing a large area of plaster about
> > 20 feet by 8 feet to fall off the f ront wall of the sanctuary just
> > behind the pulpit, beginning about head high.
> >
> > The pastor cleaned up the mess on the floor,
> > and not knowing what else to do but postpone
> > the Christmas Eve service, headed home.
> > On the way he noticed that a local business was
> > having a flea market type sale for charity so he
> > stopped in. One of the items was a beautiful,
> > handmade, ivory colored, crocheted tablecloth
> > with exquisite work, fine colors and a Cross
> > embroidered right in the center. It was just
> > the right size to cover up the hole in the front
> > wall. He bought it and headed back to the church.
> >
> > By this time it had started to snow. An older
> > woman running from the opposite direction was
> > trying to catch the bus.. She missed it. The pastor
> > invited her to wait in the warm church for
> > the next bus 45 minutes later.
> >
> > She sat in a pew and paid no attention to the pastor
> > while he got a ladder, hangers, etc., to put
> > up the tablecloth as a wall tapestry. The pastor
> > could hardly believe how beautiful it looked and
> > it covered up the entire problem area.
> >
> > Then he noticed the woman walking down the center
> > aisle. Her face was like a sheet.. "Pastor,"
> > she asked, "where did you get that tablecloth?"
> > The pastor explained. The woman asked him to check
> > the lower right corner to see if the initials, EBG
> > were crocheted into
> > it there. They were. These were the initials of the
> > woman, and she had
> > made this tablecloth
> > 35 years before, in Austria.
> >
> > The woman could hardly believe it as the pastor
> > told how he had just gotten the Tablecloth. The
> > woman explained that before the war she and
> > her husband were well-to-do people in Austria.
> > When the Nazis came, she was forced to leave.
> > Her husband was going to follow her the next week.
> > He was captured, sent to prison and never saw her
> > husband or her home again.
> >
> > The pastor wanted to give her the tablecloth;
> > but she made the pastor keep it for the church.
> > The pastor insisted on driving her home, that
> > was the least he could do.. She lived on the other
> > side of Staten Island and was only in Brooklyn
> > for the day for a housecleaning job.
> >
> > What a wonderful service they had on Christmas
> > Eve. The church was almost full. The music and the
> > spirit were great. At the end of the service, the
> > pastor and his wife greeted everyone at the door
> > and many said that they would return.
> > One older man, whom the pastor recognized
> > from the neighborhood continued to sit in one of the
> > pews and stare, and the pastor wondered why he
> > wasn't leaving.
> >
> > The man asked him where he got the tablecloth on
> > the front wall because it was identical to one
> > that his wife had made years ago when
> > they lived in Austria before the war and how
> > could there be two tablecloths so much alike.
> >
> > He told the pastor how the Naz is came, how he
> > forced his wife to flee for her safety and he was
> > supposed to follow her, but he was arrested and
> > put in a prison.. He never saw his wife or his home
> > again all the 35 years in between.
> >
> > The pastor asked him if he would allow him to
> > take him for a little ride. They drove to Staten
> > Island and to the same house where the pastor
> > had taken the woman three days earlier.
> >
> > He helped the man climb the three flights of
> > stairs to the woman's apartment, knocked on
> > the door and he saw the greatest Christmas
> > reunion he could ever imagine.
> >
> > True Story - submitted by Pastor Rob Reid
> > Who says God does not work in mysterious ways..
> > I asked the Lord to bless you as I prayed! for
> > you today, to guide you and protect you as you go
> > along your way. His love is always with you, His
> > promises are true, and when we give Him all our
> > cares you know He will see us through.
> >
> > So when the road you're traveling on seems
> > difficult at best.. Just remember I'm here
> > praying and God will do the rest. Pass this on
> > to those you want God to bless and don't forget
> > to send it back to the one who asked God to bless
> > you first.
> >
> > When there is nothing left but God, that is when
> > you find out that God is all you need. Take 60
> > seconds and give this a shot! All you do is simply
> > say the following small prayer for the person
> > who sent you this.
> >
> > Father, God, bless all my friends and family in what
> > ever it is that You know they may be needing this
> > day! May their life be full of your peace,
> > prosperity and power as he/she seeks to have a
> > closer relationship with you. Amen.
> > to their first ministry, to reopen a church
> > in suburban Brooklyn, arrived in early October
> > excited about their opportunities. When they saw
> > their church, it was very run down and needed
> > much work. They set a goal to have everything
> > done in time to have their first service
> > on Christmas Eve.
> >
> > They worked hard, repairing pews, plastering walls, painting, etc.,
> > and on December 18 were ahead of schedule and just about finished.
> >
> > On December 19 a terrible tempest - a driving
> > rainstorm hit the area and lasted for two days.
> >
> > On the 21st, the pastor went over to the church.
> > His heart sank when he saw that the roof had
> > leaked, causing a large area of plaster about
> > 20 feet by 8 feet to fall off the f ront wall of the sanctuary just
> > behind the pulpit, beginning about head high.
> >
> > The pastor cleaned up the mess on the floor,
> > and not knowing what else to do but postpone
> > the Christmas Eve service, headed home.
> > On the way he noticed that a local business was
> > having a flea market type sale for charity so he
> > stopped in. One of the items was a beautiful,
> > handmade, ivory colored, crocheted tablecloth
> > with exquisite work, fine colors and a Cross
> > embroidered right in the center. It was just
> > the right size to cover up the hole in the front
> > wall. He bought it and headed back to the church.
> >
> > By this time it had started to snow. An older
> > woman running from the opposite direction was
> > trying to catch the bus.. She missed it. The pastor
> > invited her to wait in the warm church for
> > the next bus 45 minutes later.
> >
> > She sat in a pew and paid no attention to the pastor
> > while he got a ladder, hangers, etc., to put
> > up the tablecloth as a wall tapestry. The pastor
> > could hardly believe how beautiful it looked and
> > it covered up the entire problem area.
> >
> > Then he noticed the woman walking down the center
> > aisle. Her face was like a sheet.. "Pastor,"
> > she asked, "where did you get that tablecloth?"
> > The pastor explained. The woman asked him to check
> > the lower right corner to see if the initials, EBG
> > were crocheted into
> > it there. They were. These were the initials of the
> > woman, and she had
> > made this tablecloth
> > 35 years before, in Austria.
> >
> > The woman could hardly believe it as the pastor
> > told how he had just gotten the Tablecloth. The
> > woman explained that before the war she and
> > her husband were well-to-do people in Austria.
> > When the Nazis came, she was forced to leave.
> > Her husband was going to follow her the next week.
> > He was captured, sent to prison and never saw her
> > husband or her home again.
> >
> > The pastor wanted to give her the tablecloth;
> > but she made the pastor keep it for the church.
> > The pastor insisted on driving her home, that
> > was the least he could do.. She lived on the other
> > side of Staten Island and was only in Brooklyn
> > for the day for a housecleaning job.
> >
> > What a wonderful service they had on Christmas
> > Eve. The church was almost full. The music and the
> > spirit were great. At the end of the service, the
> > pastor and his wife greeted everyone at the door
> > and many said that they would return.
> > One older man, whom the pastor recognized
> > from the neighborhood continued to sit in one of the
> > pews and stare, and the pastor wondered why he
> > wasn't leaving.
> >
> > The man asked him where he got the tablecloth on
> > the front wall because it was identical to one
> > that his wife had made years ago when
> > they lived in Austria before the war and how
> > could there be two tablecloths so much alike.
> >
> > He told the pastor how the Naz is came, how he
> > forced his wife to flee for her safety and he was
> > supposed to follow her, but he was arrested and
> > put in a prison.. He never saw his wife or his home
> > again all the 35 years in between.
> >
> > The pastor asked him if he would allow him to
> > take him for a little ride. They drove to Staten
> > Island and to the same house where the pastor
> > had taken the woman three days earlier.
> >
> > He helped the man climb the three flights of
> > stairs to the woman's apartment, knocked on
> > the door and he saw the greatest Christmas
> > reunion he could ever imagine.
> >
> > True Story - submitted by Pastor Rob Reid
> > Who says God does not work in mysterious ways..
> > I asked the Lord to bless you as I prayed! for
> > you today, to guide you and protect you as you go
> > along your way. His love is always with you, His
> > promises are true, and when we give Him all our
> > cares you know He will see us through.
> >
> > So when the road you're traveling on seems
> > difficult at best.. Just remember I'm here
> > praying and God will do the rest. Pass this on
> > to those you want God to bless and don't forget
> > to send it back to the one who asked God to bless
> > you first.
> >
> > When there is nothing left but God, that is when
> > you find out that God is all you need. Take 60
> > seconds and give this a shot! All you do is simply
> > say the following small prayer for the person
> > who sent you this.
> >
> > Father, God, bless all my friends and family in what
> > ever it is that You know they may be needing this
> > day! May their life be full of your peace,
> > prosperity and power as he/she seeks to have a
> > closer relationship with you. Amen.
Thursday, September 22, 2005
HOW DID I FALL IN LOVE WITH YOU? (Backstreet Boys)
HOW DID I FALL IN LOVE WITH YOU? (Backstreet Boys)
Remeber when, we never needed each other
The best of friends like
Sister and Brother
We understood, we'd never be,
Alone
Those days are gone, and I want so much
The night islong and I need your touch
Don't know what to say
I never meant to feel this way
Don't want to be
Alone tonight
Chorus:
What can I do, to make it right
Falling so hard so fast this time
What did I say, what did you do?
How did I fall in love with you?
I hear your voice
And I start to tremble
Brings back the child that, I resemble
I cannot pretend, that we can still be friends
Don't want to be,
Alone tonight
Chorus:
What can I do, to make it right
Falling so hard so fast this time
What did I say, what did you do?
How did I fall in love with you?
Bridge:
Oh I want to say this right
And it has to be tonight
Just need you to know, oh yeah
I don't want to live this life
I don't want to say goodbye
With you I wanna spend
The rest of my life
Chorus:
What can I do, to make it right
Falling so hard so fast this time
What did I say, what did you do?
How did I fall in love with you?
What can I do, to make it right
Falling so hard so fast this time
Everything's changed, we never knew
How did I fall in love with you?
Remeber when, we never needed each other
The best of friends like
Sister and Brother
We understood, we'd never be,
Alone
Those days are gone, and I want so much
The night islong and I need your touch
Don't know what to say
I never meant to feel this way
Don't want to be
Alone tonight
Chorus:
What can I do, to make it right
Falling so hard so fast this time
What did I say, what did you do?
How did I fall in love with you?
I hear your voice
And I start to tremble
Brings back the child that, I resemble
I cannot pretend, that we can still be friends
Don't want to be,
Alone tonight
Chorus:
What can I do, to make it right
Falling so hard so fast this time
What did I say, what did you do?
How did I fall in love with you?
Bridge:
Oh I want to say this right
And it has to be tonight
Just need you to know, oh yeah
I don't want to live this life
I don't want to say goodbye
With you I wanna spend
The rest of my life
Chorus:
What can I do, to make it right
Falling so hard so fast this time
What did I say, what did you do?
How did I fall in love with you?
What can I do, to make it right
Falling so hard so fast this time
Everything's changed, we never knew
How did I fall in love with you?
Tuesday, September 13, 2005
Happiness
The angel asked, "You aren't happy. How can I help you?"
>
> The poet replied, "I have everything. Bu t I lack only one thing. Can
> you give it to me?"
>
> To which the angel happily said, "Sure. I can give you anything you
> desired."
>
> The poet stared right into the angel's eyes, "I want happiness."
>
> "All right," the angel nodded. And the angel proceed to take away
> everything the poet possessed.
>
> The angel took away the poet's talent, destroyed his looks, robbed his
> riches and killed his wife. The angel then left for heaven.
>
> A month later, the angel appeared in front of the poet. The poet was
> lying on the ground, half dead, hungry and struggling for survival.
>
> The angel then returned him everything he once possessed and left for
> heaven again.
>
> Two weeks later, the angel paid a visit to the poet. This time, the
> poet, together with his wife, thanked the angel profusely. He finally
> found happiness.
>
> ~~Often, a person need to lose everything before he know how to
cherish.
> Actually, happiness is right in front of you.
>
> Just what is happiness?
> When you are hungry, a bowl of hot noodle in front of you is
happiness.
> When you are tired, a soft bed is happiness.
> When you are crying, a gentle tissue is happiness.
>
> Actually, happiness has no definition. Sometimes, small actions can
> touch your heart. Happiness or not, depends on how you look at it.
>
> The poet replied, "I have everything. Bu t I lack only one thing. Can
> you give it to me?"
>
> To which the angel happily said, "Sure. I can give you anything you
> desired."
>
> The poet stared right into the angel's eyes, "I want happiness."
>
> "All right," the angel nodded. And the angel proceed to take away
> everything the poet possessed.
>
> The angel took away the poet's talent, destroyed his looks, robbed his
> riches and killed his wife. The angel then left for heaven.
>
> A month later, the angel appeared in front of the poet. The poet was
> lying on the ground, half dead, hungry and struggling for survival.
>
> The angel then returned him everything he once possessed and left for
> heaven again.
>
> Two weeks later, the angel paid a visit to the poet. This time, the
> poet, together with his wife, thanked the angel profusely. He finally
> found happiness.
>
> ~~Often, a person need to lose everything before he know how to
cherish.
> Actually, happiness is right in front of you.
>
> Just what is happiness?
> When you are hungry, a bowl of hot noodle in front of you is
happiness.
> When you are tired, a soft bed is happiness.
> When you are crying, a gentle tissue is happiness.
>
> Actually, happiness has no definition. Sometimes, small actions can
> touch your heart. Happiness or not, depends on how you look at it.
Monday, September 12, 2005
~sobz~
~Be anxious for nothing but in everything by prayer and supplication, let your requests be made known to God. And the peace of God which surpasses all understanding will guard your hearts and minds thru' Christ Jesus. Philippians 3:6~
*sobz* *sobz* sad sia...2dae early in the morning i cried very badly...ppl ask more i cry more...cos i'm really v sad...y?cos my supervisor leaving...haiz...2nd time in my stay in uob...haiz...really sad...den my other collegues joked that cos i always beat them...till they scared den leave...yah yah...where got such things?hahaha...but the reason was dat this supervisor of mine was head hunted...really a talented chap...smartest person i've known...he knows many things and he handles many situations well...after my 1st supervisor left...he was thrown with lotsa things to do with alot of responsibilites...n the results are all are well done...no wonder he got head hunted...haiz...gd for him though...but for mi?haiz...
he's really a gd supervisor i shld sae...when he took over the role...he's been teaching mi lotsa things abt work...making sure i noe everything i do not noe...not onli for work...he taught me my school work...he really noes his stuff...those module dat i asked abt...he will noe how to do...smart leh...hmmm...well...dat's him...sum1 with degrees and masters...and other certs...and experience...his future will be very bright man...*envy*...
hmmm...he's leaving at the end of dis mth...dat's fast...hmmm...he's been hinting abt leaving the past week...but i chose not to believe...but this morning sum1 asked mi abt it...den i noe it's confirmed...den i threw tantrum at him saying i'm not gona tok to him...den he noes that i've already know he tendered his resignation...so he held a small meeting, me, him and another collegue(the mgmt reporting team),to discuss abt his departure...wah...when i went into the meeting room, my tears kept on rolling down...non-stop...i refuse to talk...den he explained why he has to leave...den i told him i also got another offer(which he already knew)...n i wana leave too...but he advise me to stay on for the better...better not make rash decisions...hmmm...den after dat he told our boss smthg abt mi...den i was asked to 'chat' with the boss...during the 'chat'...we negotiated on the terms for promotion and pay rise...yah...i duno how it will be...but he promised to fight for me what i want...hope so i guess...been told that he all along wana promote me next yr...hmm...we even discussed of my future position after my graduation 1.5yrs later...which i may not noe whether i will still stay on anot...yah...guess mayb i hav to stay on(unsure abt wat will happen 1.5yrs later)...not onli cos of the better pay and position...but also cos this team not enuf ppl...canot let it fall juz like dat...hmmm...yah...
anyway...i really feel dat all these...be it the coming promotion or pay rise...it is all God's blessing to me...i can really feel it...Thank You Lord...i really feel soo blessed... :) ...hmmm...but still...i'm really v sad my supervisor is gona leave...but all i can say to him is All the Best~ he's sure gona make it big in near future...can really forsee it...he got the talents...mayb ask him head hunt me over nex time...wahahahhaa...hmmm...yah...it's gona be 10pm now...still in office...took quite long to finish dis cos was having a meeting juz now...yup...k...gotta stop here...take care all of ya...
God Bless n Love ya all~~~
*sobz* *sobz* sad sia...2dae early in the morning i cried very badly...ppl ask more i cry more...cos i'm really v sad...y?cos my supervisor leaving...haiz...2nd time in my stay in uob...haiz...really sad...den my other collegues joked that cos i always beat them...till they scared den leave...yah yah...where got such things?hahaha...but the reason was dat this supervisor of mine was head hunted...really a talented chap...smartest person i've known...he knows many things and he handles many situations well...after my 1st supervisor left...he was thrown with lotsa things to do with alot of responsibilites...n the results are all are well done...no wonder he got head hunted...haiz...gd for him though...but for mi?haiz...
he's really a gd supervisor i shld sae...when he took over the role...he's been teaching mi lotsa things abt work...making sure i noe everything i do not noe...not onli for work...he taught me my school work...he really noes his stuff...those module dat i asked abt...he will noe how to do...smart leh...hmmm...well...dat's him...sum1 with degrees and masters...and other certs...and experience...his future will be very bright man...*envy*...
hmmm...he's leaving at the end of dis mth...dat's fast...hmmm...he's been hinting abt leaving the past week...but i chose not to believe...but this morning sum1 asked mi abt it...den i noe it's confirmed...den i threw tantrum at him saying i'm not gona tok to him...den he noes that i've already know he tendered his resignation...so he held a small meeting, me, him and another collegue(the mgmt reporting team),to discuss abt his departure...wah...when i went into the meeting room, my tears kept on rolling down...non-stop...i refuse to talk...den he explained why he has to leave...den i told him i also got another offer(which he already knew)...n i wana leave too...but he advise me to stay on for the better...better not make rash decisions...hmmm...den after dat he told our boss smthg abt mi...den i was asked to 'chat' with the boss...during the 'chat'...we negotiated on the terms for promotion and pay rise...yah...i duno how it will be...but he promised to fight for me what i want...hope so i guess...been told that he all along wana promote me next yr...hmm...we even discussed of my future position after my graduation 1.5yrs later...which i may not noe whether i will still stay on anot...yah...guess mayb i hav to stay on(unsure abt wat will happen 1.5yrs later)...not onli cos of the better pay and position...but also cos this team not enuf ppl...canot let it fall juz like dat...hmmm...yah...
anyway...i really feel dat all these...be it the coming promotion or pay rise...it is all God's blessing to me...i can really feel it...Thank You Lord...i really feel soo blessed... :) ...hmmm...but still...i'm really v sad my supervisor is gona leave...but all i can say to him is All the Best~ he's sure gona make it big in near future...can really forsee it...he got the talents...mayb ask him head hunt me over nex time...wahahahhaa...hmmm...yah...it's gona be 10pm now...still in office...took quite long to finish dis cos was having a meeting juz now...yup...k...gotta stop here...take care all of ya...
God Bless n Love ya all~~~
Friday, September 09, 2005
A message from a nurse... be considerate in hospital when it says ' No Cell Phones Allowed'
Hope this is not too late to those who need to visit the hospital. Just something to keep in mind...........This mail was actually forwarded by a nurse in the Critical Care Unit of a local private hospital. Just turn off our phone next time when you are in the hospital. The person being affected may just be someone you love. When you enter a hospital, do look out for signs that say, "NO CELL PHONES ALLOWED". You might not realise what unfortunate things can happen due to your negligence. Be considerate!
A 4 year-old girl was admitted due to leg fracture. As it was an open fracture, she had to undergo an operation to stitch the protruding bone back in place. The girl was hooked onto a life support system during the operation. The doctors input data into the life support system before he began the surgery. The operation went well until all in a sudden the life support system went dead. It was found out that an idiot was using his/her hand phone outside the operation Theatre. The frequency had actually affected the system. They tried to track the fellow but to no avail. The little girl, young and innocent as she was, died soon after due to the failure of the life support system.
Message: Be considerate. Do not use your hand phone at any hospital or places where you're told not to use it. You might not be caught in the act, but you might have killed someone without knowing it! Please pass this on to as many people as possible!
A 4 year-old girl was admitted due to leg fracture. As it was an open fracture, she had to undergo an operation to stitch the protruding bone back in place. The girl was hooked onto a life support system during the operation. The doctors input data into the life support system before he began the surgery. The operation went well until all in a sudden the life support system went dead. It was found out that an idiot was using his/her hand phone outside the operation Theatre. The frequency had actually affected the system. They tried to track the fellow but to no avail. The little girl, young and innocent as she was, died soon after due to the failure of the life support system.
Message: Be considerate. Do not use your hand phone at any hospital or places where you're told not to use it. You might not be caught in the act, but you might have killed someone without knowing it! Please pass this on to as many people as possible!
Thursday, September 01, 2005
An excellent Story
An old man lived alone in Minnesota. He wanted to spade his potato garden, but it was very hard work. His only son, who would have helped him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and mentioned his situation:
Dear Son,
I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I won't be able to plant my potato garden this year. I hate to miss doing the garden, because your mother always loved planting time. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. If you were here, all my troubles would be over. I know you would dig the plot for me, if you weren't in prison.
.............................Love, Dad
Shortly, the old man received this telegram: "For
Heaven's sake, Dad, don't dig up the garden!! That's where I buried the GUNS!!"
At 4 a.m. the next morning, a dozen FBI agents and local police officers showed up and dug up the entire garden without finding any guns.
Confused, the old man wrote another note to his son telling him what happened, and asked him what to do next.
His son's reply was: "Go ahead and plant your potatoes, Dad.......................... It's the best I could do for you from here."
Moral:
NO MATTER WHERE YOU ARE IN THE WORLD, IF YOU HAVE DECIDED TO DO SOMETHING DEEP FROM YOUR HEART, YOU CAN DO IT. IT IS THE THOUGHT THAT MATTERS NOT WHERE YOU ARE OR WHERE THE PERSON IS.
Dear Son,
I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I won't be able to plant my potato garden this year. I hate to miss doing the garden, because your mother always loved planting time. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. If you were here, all my troubles would be over. I know you would dig the plot for me, if you weren't in prison.
.............................Love, Dad
Shortly, the old man received this telegram: "For
Heaven's sake, Dad, don't dig up the garden!! That's where I buried the GUNS!!"
At 4 a.m. the next morning, a dozen FBI agents and local police officers showed up and dug up the entire garden without finding any guns.
Confused, the old man wrote another note to his son telling him what happened, and asked him what to do next.
His son's reply was: "Go ahead and plant your potatoes, Dad.......................... It's the best I could do for you from here."
Moral:
NO MATTER WHERE YOU ARE IN THE WORLD, IF YOU HAVE DECIDED TO DO SOMETHING DEEP FROM YOUR HEART, YOU CAN DO IT. IT IS THE THOUGHT THAT MATTERS NOT WHERE YOU ARE OR WHERE THE PERSON IS.
Tuesday, August 30, 2005
Lesson in Life
Lesson In Life
>
> A group of working adults got together to visit their University
> lecturer. The lecturer was happy to see them. Conversation soon turned
> into complaints about stress in work and life.
>
> The Lecturer just smiled and went to the kitchen to get an assortment
> of cups - some porcelain, some in plastic, some in glass, some plain
> looking and some looked rather expensive and exquisite.
>
> The Lecturer offered his former students the cups to get drinks for
> themselves.
>
> When all the students had a cup in hand with water, the Lecturer
> spoke: "If you noticed, all the nice looking, expensive cups were
> taken up, leaving behind the plain and cheap ones. While it is normal
> that you only want the best for yourselves, that is the source of
> your problems and stress. What all you wanted was water, not the cup,
> but we unconsciously went for the better cups."
>
> "Just like in life, if Life is Water, then the jobs, money and
> position in society are the cups. They are just tools to
> hold/maintain Life, but the quality of Life doesn't change."
>
> "If we only concentrate on the cup, we won't have time to enjoy/taste
> the water in it."
>
> "Faith gives us a new vision of the world. Without it we see only the
> darker side of life. We are still slaves. It is faith which liberates
> us and makes us see the Spirit of power and love at work in our
> lives."
>
> A group of working adults got together to visit their University
> lecturer. The lecturer was happy to see them. Conversation soon turned
> into complaints about stress in work and life.
>
> The Lecturer just smiled and went to the kitchen to get an assortment
> of cups - some porcelain, some in plastic, some in glass, some plain
> looking and some looked rather expensive and exquisite.
>
> The Lecturer offered his former students the cups to get drinks for
> themselves.
>
> When all the students had a cup in hand with water, the Lecturer
> spoke: "If you noticed, all the nice looking, expensive cups were
> taken up, leaving behind the plain and cheap ones. While it is normal
> that you only want the best for yourselves, that is the source of
> your problems and stress. What all you wanted was water, not the cup,
> but we unconsciously went for the better cups."
>
> "Just like in life, if Life is Water, then the jobs, money and
> position in society are the cups. They are just tools to
> hold/maintain Life, but the quality of Life doesn't change."
>
> "If we only concentrate on the cup, we won't have time to enjoy/taste
> the water in it."
>
> "Faith gives us a new vision of the world. Without it we see only the
> darker side of life. We are still slaves. It is faith which liberates
> us and makes us see the Spirit of power and love at work in our
> lives."
Saturday, August 27, 2005
~what should i do?pls tell mi~
~Share each others' troubles and problems, and in this way obey the law of Christ. Galatians 6:2~
Arrrgghhhhh!!!!!how???can anybody tell me???i need advise!!!haiz...in a big dilemma...haiz...a fren of mine juz intro me to go his workplace to work...pay surely will be more...job scope altho' called as admin...but wat he claims is dat its not those general/traditional admin work...cos is on reporting n analysing...now i really duno wat to do...cos now all i wan is a job dat will bring a better future...and the experience...i'm kinda keen on it...but many many things are holding me back...1st is dat the job i'm at now, with the kinda things i'm doing, might do me good in the future...but the pay is super little...not onli dat...working in dis company is onli a stepping stone...its not a place where i can climb high...but...i really duno lah...haiz...2ndly are the ppl i cant bear to leave...been a yr plus since i'm in this company...along the way...i've got to noe many ppl...and many of them are very nice..bonded very well with them...if suddenly i were to leave...i really wld not noe wat to do...altho leaving is wat i wld do eventually...but i nv did noe it will hav to be soo soon...i really cant bear to leave lor...3rdly is my supervisor n boss...they are really nice to work with...really very nice...i've really been blessed with such bosses...my supervisor is always v lenient with me...never scolds mi...and always jokes about and giv entertainment...i also do giv entertainment at times...he also teaches me many things...abt my job...though sometimes i'm really upset with him...cos i feel i'm not really recognised for my work done...haiz...all i can sae is he's really nice...as for my boss...he's also very nice too...seldom see him angry...but today he scold me...sobz...but ok liao...cos i'm not in the wrong...hee...hmmm...so how now?wat shld i do?job hop or stay on?hmmm...mayb i shld go the interview n den decide...hmmm...dis is such a headache!!!i'm already v stressed n sad w other things already...den still got this thing!!!haiz....haiz....haiz....what should i do???
Arrrgghhhhh!!!!!how???can anybody tell me???i need advise!!!haiz...in a big dilemma...haiz...a fren of mine juz intro me to go his workplace to work...pay surely will be more...job scope altho' called as admin...but wat he claims is dat its not those general/traditional admin work...cos is on reporting n analysing...now i really duno wat to do...cos now all i wan is a job dat will bring a better future...and the experience...i'm kinda keen on it...but many many things are holding me back...1st is dat the job i'm at now, with the kinda things i'm doing, might do me good in the future...but the pay is super little...not onli dat...working in dis company is onli a stepping stone...its not a place where i can climb high...but...i really duno lah...haiz...2ndly are the ppl i cant bear to leave...been a yr plus since i'm in this company...along the way...i've got to noe many ppl...and many of them are very nice..bonded very well with them...if suddenly i were to leave...i really wld not noe wat to do...altho leaving is wat i wld do eventually...but i nv did noe it will hav to be soo soon...i really cant bear to leave lor...3rdly is my supervisor n boss...they are really nice to work with...really very nice...i've really been blessed with such bosses...my supervisor is always v lenient with me...never scolds mi...and always jokes about and giv entertainment...i also do giv entertainment at times...he also teaches me many things...abt my job...though sometimes i'm really upset with him...cos i feel i'm not really recognised for my work done...haiz...all i can sae is he's really nice...as for my boss...he's also very nice too...seldom see him angry...but today he scold me...sobz...but ok liao...cos i'm not in the wrong...hee...hmmm...so how now?wat shld i do?job hop or stay on?hmmm...mayb i shld go the interview n den decide...hmmm...dis is such a headache!!!i'm already v stressed n sad w other things already...den still got this thing!!!haiz....haiz....haiz....what should i do???
Friday, August 26, 2005
Beware!~
Througha Rapist's Eyes (No Joke)
This is important information for females of ALL ages. Guys - please forward to the female members of your family and all your female friends and associates.
When this was sent to me, I was told to forward it to my lady friends. I forwarded it to most everyone in my address book. My men friends have female friends and this informationis too important to miss someone. Please pass it along.
A group of rapists and date rapists in prison were interviewed on what they look for in a potential victim and here are some interesting facts:
1) The first thing men look for in a potential victim is hairstyle. They are most likely to go after a woman with a ponytail, bun, braid or other hairstyle that can easily be grabbed. They are also likely to go aftera woman with long hair. Women with short hair are not common targets.
2) The second thing men look for is clothing. They will look for women who's clothing is easy to remove quickly. Many of them carry scissors around specifically to cut clothing.
3) They also look for women on their cell phone, searching through their purse or doing other activities while walking because they are off guard and can be easily overpowered.
4) Men are most likely to attack & rape in the early morning, between 5:00 a.m. and 8:30 a.m.
5) The number one place women are abducted from/attacked is grocery store parking lots. Number two is office parking lots/garages. Number three is public restrooms.
6) The thing about these men is that they are looking to grab a woman and quickly move her to another location where they don't have to worry about getting caught.
7) Only 2% said they carried weapons because rape carries a 3-5 year sentence but rape with a weapon is 15-20 years.
8) If you put up any kind of a fight at all, they get discouraged because it only takes a minute or two for them to realize that going after you isn't worth it because it will be time-consuming
9) These men said they would not pick on women who have umbrellas, or other similar objects that can be used from a distance, in their hands.
Keys are not a deterrent because you have to get really close to the attacker to use them as a weapon. So, the idea is to convince these guys you're not worth it.
10) Several defense mechanisms he taught us are: If someone is following behind you on a street or in a garage or with you in an elevator or stairwell, look them in the face and ask them a question, like what time is it, or make general small talk: "I can't believe it is so cold out here", "we're in for a bad winter." Now you've seen their face and could identify them in a line-up; you lose appeal as a target.
11) If someone is coming toward you, hold out your hands in front of you and yell STOP or STAY BACK ! Most of the rapists this man talked to said they'd leave a woman alone if she yelled or showed that she would not be afraid to fight back. Again, they are looking for an EASY target.
12) If you carry pepper spray (this instructor was a huge advocate of it and carries it with him wherever he goes,) yell I HAVE PEPPER Spray and holding it out will be a deterrent.
13) If someone grabs you, you can't beat them with strength but you can by outsmarting them. If you are grabbed around the waist from behind, pinch the attacker either under the arm (between the elbow and armpit) OR in the upper inner thigh VERY VERYHARD. One woman in a class this guy taught told him she used the underarm pinch on a guy who was trying to date rape her and was so upset she broke through the skin and tore out muscle strands - the guy needed stitches.
Try pinching yourself in those places as hard as you can stand it; it hurts.
14) After the initial hit, always GO for the GROIN. I know from a particularly unfortunate experience that if you slap a guy's parts it is extremely painful . You might think that you'll anger the guy and make him want to hurt you more, but the thing these rapists told our instructor is that they want a woman who will not cause a lot of trouble. Start causing trouble, and he's out of there.
15) When the guy puts his hands up to you, grab his first two fingers and bend them back as far as possible with as much pressure pushing down on them as possible. The instructor did it to me without using much pressure, and I ended up on my knees and both knuckles cracked audibly.
16) Of course the things we always hear still apply. Always be aware of your surroundings, take someone with you if you can and if you see any odd behavior,don't dismiss it, go with your instincts!!!
You may feel a little silly at the time, but you'd feel much worse if the guy really was trouble
PLEASE READ THEN FORWARD THIS TO EVERY WOMAN YOU KNOW, IT'S SIMPLE STUFF BUT IT COULD SAVE HER LIFE
This is important information for females of ALL ages. Guys - please forward to the female members of your family and all your female friends and associates.
When this was sent to me, I was told to forward it to my lady friends. I forwarded it to most everyone in my address book. My men friends have female friends and this informationis too important to miss someone. Please pass it along.
A group of rapists and date rapists in prison were interviewed on what they look for in a potential victim and here are some interesting facts:
1) The first thing men look for in a potential victim is hairstyle. They are most likely to go after a woman with a ponytail, bun, braid or other hairstyle that can easily be grabbed. They are also likely to go aftera woman with long hair. Women with short hair are not common targets.
2) The second thing men look for is clothing. They will look for women who's clothing is easy to remove quickly. Many of them carry scissors around specifically to cut clothing.
3) They also look for women on their cell phone, searching through their purse or doing other activities while walking because they are off guard and can be easily overpowered.
4) Men are most likely to attack & rape in the early morning, between 5:00 a.m. and 8:30 a.m.
5) The number one place women are abducted from/attacked is grocery store parking lots. Number two is office parking lots/garages. Number three is public restrooms.
6) The thing about these men is that they are looking to grab a woman and quickly move her to another location where they don't have to worry about getting caught.
7) Only 2% said they carried weapons because rape carries a 3-5 year sentence but rape with a weapon is 15-20 years.
8) If you put up any kind of a fight at all, they get discouraged because it only takes a minute or two for them to realize that going after you isn't worth it because it will be time-consuming
9) These men said they would not pick on women who have umbrellas, or other similar objects that can be used from a distance, in their hands.
Keys are not a deterrent because you have to get really close to the attacker to use them as a weapon. So, the idea is to convince these guys you're not worth it.
10) Several defense mechanisms he taught us are: If someone is following behind you on a street or in a garage or with you in an elevator or stairwell, look them in the face and ask them a question, like what time is it, or make general small talk: "I can't believe it is so cold out here", "we're in for a bad winter." Now you've seen their face and could identify them in a line-up; you lose appeal as a target.
11) If someone is coming toward you, hold out your hands in front of you and yell STOP or STAY BACK ! Most of the rapists this man talked to said they'd leave a woman alone if she yelled or showed that she would not be afraid to fight back. Again, they are looking for an EASY target.
12) If you carry pepper spray (this instructor was a huge advocate of it and carries it with him wherever he goes,) yell I HAVE PEPPER Spray and holding it out will be a deterrent.
13) If someone grabs you, you can't beat them with strength but you can by outsmarting them. If you are grabbed around the waist from behind, pinch the attacker either under the arm (between the elbow and armpit) OR in the upper inner thigh VERY VERYHARD. One woman in a class this guy taught told him she used the underarm pinch on a guy who was trying to date rape her and was so upset she broke through the skin and tore out muscle strands - the guy needed stitches.
Try pinching yourself in those places as hard as you can stand it; it hurts.
14) After the initial hit, always GO for the GROIN. I know from a particularly unfortunate experience that if you slap a guy's parts it is extremely painful . You might think that you'll anger the guy and make him want to hurt you more, but the thing these rapists told our instructor is that they want a woman who will not cause a lot of trouble. Start causing trouble, and he's out of there.
15) When the guy puts his hands up to you, grab his first two fingers and bend them back as far as possible with as much pressure pushing down on them as possible. The instructor did it to me without using much pressure, and I ended up on my knees and both knuckles cracked audibly.
16) Of course the things we always hear still apply. Always be aware of your surroundings, take someone with you if you can and if you see any odd behavior,don't dismiss it, go with your instincts!!!
You may feel a little silly at the time, but you'd feel much worse if the guy really was trouble
PLEASE READ THEN FORWARD THIS TO EVERY WOMAN YOU KNOW, IT'S SIMPLE STUFF BUT IT COULD SAVE HER LIFE
Thursday, August 25, 2005
the thimble
One day, when a seamstress was sewing while
sitting
close to a river, her thimble fell into the river.
When she cried out, the Lord appeared and asked,
"My dear child, why are you crying?"
The seamstress replied that her thimble had fallen
into the water and that she needed it to help her
husband in making a living for their family.
The Lord dipped His hand into the water and pulled
up a golden thimble set with pearls.
"Is this your thimble?" the Lord asked.
The seamstress replied, "No."
The Lord again dipped into the river. He held out a
silver thimble ringed with sapphires.
"Is this your thimble?" the Lord asked.
Again, the seamstress replied, "No."
The Lord reached down again and came up with a
leather thimble.
"Is this your thimble?" the Lord asked.
The seamstress replied, "Yes."
The Lord was pleased with the woman's honesty
and
gave her all three thimbles to keep, and the
seamstress went home happy.
Some years later, the seamstress was walking with
her husband along the riverbank, and her husband
fell into the river and disappeared under the water.
When she cried out, the Lord again appeared and
asked her, "Why are you crying?"
Oh Lord, my husband has fallen into the river!" She
answered.
The Lord went down into the water and came up
with
Mel Gibson.
Is this your husband?" the Lord asked.
"Yes," cried the seamstress.
The Lord was furious. "You lied! That is an untruth!"
The seamstress replied, "Oh, forgive me, my Lord.
It is a
misunderstanding. You see, if I had said 'no' to Mel
Gibson, you would have come up with Tom
Cruise. Then if I said 'no' to him, you would have
come up with my husband.
Had I then said 'yes,' you would have given me all
three. Lord, I'm not in the best of health and would
not be able to take care of all three husbands, so
THAT'S why I said 'yes' to Mel Gibson."
The moral of this story is: Whenever a woman lies,
it's for a good and honorable reason, and in the
best interest of others.
That's our story, and we're sticking to it!
sitting
close to a river, her thimble fell into the river.
When she cried out, the Lord appeared and asked,
"My dear child, why are you crying?"
The seamstress replied that her thimble had fallen
into the water and that she needed it to help her
husband in making a living for their family.
The Lord dipped His hand into the water and pulled
up a golden thimble set with pearls.
"Is this your thimble?" the Lord asked.
The seamstress replied, "No."
The Lord again dipped into the river. He held out a
silver thimble ringed with sapphires.
"Is this your thimble?" the Lord asked.
Again, the seamstress replied, "No."
The Lord reached down again and came up with a
leather thimble.
"Is this your thimble?" the Lord asked.
The seamstress replied, "Yes."
The Lord was pleased with the woman's honesty
and
gave her all three thimbles to keep, and the
seamstress went home happy.
Some years later, the seamstress was walking with
her husband along the riverbank, and her husband
fell into the river and disappeared under the water.
When she cried out, the Lord again appeared and
asked her, "Why are you crying?"
Oh Lord, my husband has fallen into the river!" She
answered.
The Lord went down into the water and came up
with
Mel Gibson.
Is this your husband?" the Lord asked.
"Yes," cried the seamstress.
The Lord was furious. "You lied! That is an untruth!"
The seamstress replied, "Oh, forgive me, my Lord.
It is a
misunderstanding. You see, if I had said 'no' to Mel
Gibson, you would have come up with Tom
Cruise. Then if I said 'no' to him, you would have
come up with my husband.
Had I then said 'yes,' you would have given me all
three. Lord, I'm not in the best of health and would
not be able to take care of all three husbands, so
THAT'S why I said 'yes' to Mel Gibson."
The moral of this story is: Whenever a woman lies,
it's for a good and honorable reason, and in the
best interest of others.
That's our story, and we're sticking to it!
stupid jokes
> > > > Ah Lian called big brother Ah Beng over the
> telephone.
> > >
> > >
> > > > Lian: "Ah Beng kor, I can't get my new
> jig saw puzzle fixed,
> > >
> > >
> > > > mah-chiam all the edges cannot
> fix together, lah."
> > >
> > >
> > > > Beng: "Jig saw puzzle si mi picture,
> ha?"
> > >
> > >
> > > >
> > >
> > >
> > > > Lian: "The box show a big rooster,
> kanna like the one in
> > >
> > >
> > > > talkingcock.com."
> > >
> > >
> > > > Beng: "Okay, lah, okay, lah. I come over
> to tor-long lu, lah."
> > >
> > >
> > > >
> > >
> > >
> > > > Ah Beng arrives at Ah Lian's place, where she
> happily leads him to the
> > >
> > >
> > > > kitchen table where the jigsaw puzzle is.
> > >
> > >
> > > >
> > >
> > >
> > > > Ah Beng examines the puzzle and says, "Si ghee
> na, si bay gong, put back
> > >
> > >
> > > > the corn flakes into the box, lah."
> > >
> > >
> > > >
>
******************************************************
> > >
> > >
> > > >
> > >
> > >
> > > > Dr. Quek made a routine house call to Mr. Lim,
> one of his elderly
> > >
> > >
> > > > patients.
> > >
> > >
> > > >
> > >
> > >
> > > >
> > >
> > >
> > > > He asks, "And how are you doing today, Mr.
> Lim?"
> > >
> > >
> > > >
> > >
> > >
> > > > Mr. Lim replies, "I feel just fine, doc. But
> you know, it's the
> > >
> > >
> > > > strangest
> > >
> > >
> > > > thing. Every night when I get up to pang jio,
> the bathroom light goes
> > >
> > >
> > > > on
> > >
> > >
> > > > for me automatically when I open the door!"
> > >
> > >
> > > >
> > >
> > >
> > > > The doctor is worried that the old man is
> getting senile, so he phones
> > >
> > >
> > > > the
> > >
> > >
> > > > man's son, and the son's wife answers.
> > >
> > >
> > > >
> > >
> > >
> > > > The doctor tells her, "Mrs. Lim, I'm a little
> concerned about your
> > >
> > >
> > > > father-in-law. It seems that when he gets up
> to urinate at night and
> > >
> > >
> > > > opens
> > >
> > >
> > > > the bathroom door, the light somehow goes
> on..."
> > >
> > >
> > > >
> > >
> > >
> > > > At which point, Mrs. Lim yells, "Aiyoh, Ah
> Seng! Ah Pa pang jio in the
> > >
> > >
> > > > fridge again!"
> > >
> > >
> > > >
>
******************************************************
> > >
> > >
> > > >
> > >
> > >
> > > > QUESTION: How do you know frogs are Hokkien?
> > >
> > >
> > > > ANSWER: Because when it's cold, they go
> "kwah, kwah, kwah".
> > >
> > >
> > > >
> > >
> > >
> > > > QUESTION: How do Hokkien prawns laugh?
> > >
> > >
> > > > ANSWER: Hei hei hei (hokkien for prawns)
> > >
> > >
> > > >
> > >
> > >
> > > > QUESTION: How do Hokkien fish laugh?
> > >
> > >
> > > > ANSWER: Heu heu heu (hokkien for fish)
> > >
> > >
> > > >
> > >
> > >
> > > > And here is a classic..............
> > >
> > >
> > > >
> > >
> > >
> > > > QUESTION: What's the difference between
> Ang-mor and Hokkien fairy
> > >
> > >
> > > > Tales?
> > >
> > >
> > > > ANSWER: Ang-mor fairy tales begin with
> "Once upon a time..." and
> > >
> > >
> > > > Hokkien fairy tales begin with "Lim Peh ka li
> kong..."
> telephone.
> > >
> > >
> > > > Lian: "Ah Beng kor, I can't get my new
> jig saw puzzle fixed,
> > >
> > >
> > > > mah-chiam all the edges cannot
> fix together, lah."
> > >
> > >
> > > > Beng: "Jig saw puzzle si mi picture,
> ha?"
> > >
> > >
> > > >
> > >
> > >
> > > > Lian: "The box show a big rooster,
> kanna like the one in
> > >
> > >
> > > > talkingcock.com."
> > >
> > >
> > > > Beng: "Okay, lah, okay, lah. I come over
> to tor-long lu, lah."
> > >
> > >
> > > >
> > >
> > >
> > > > Ah Beng arrives at Ah Lian's place, where she
> happily leads him to the
> > >
> > >
> > > > kitchen table where the jigsaw puzzle is.
> > >
> > >
> > > >
> > >
> > >
> > > > Ah Beng examines the puzzle and says, "Si ghee
> na, si bay gong, put back
> > >
> > >
> > > > the corn flakes into the box, lah."
> > >
> > >
> > > >
>
******************************************************
> > >
> > >
> > > >
> > >
> > >
> > > > Dr. Quek made a routine house call to Mr. Lim,
> one of his elderly
> > >
> > >
> > > > patients.
> > >
> > >
> > > >
> > >
> > >
> > > >
> > >
> > >
> > > > He asks, "And how are you doing today, Mr.
> Lim?"
> > >
> > >
> > > >
> > >
> > >
> > > > Mr. Lim replies, "I feel just fine, doc. But
> you know, it's the
> > >
> > >
> > > > strangest
> > >
> > >
> > > > thing. Every night when I get up to pang jio,
> the bathroom light goes
> > >
> > >
> > > > on
> > >
> > >
> > > > for me automatically when I open the door!"
> > >
> > >
> > > >
> > >
> > >
> > > > The doctor is worried that the old man is
> getting senile, so he phones
> > >
> > >
> > > > the
> > >
> > >
> > > > man's son, and the son's wife answers.
> > >
> > >
> > > >
> > >
> > >
> > > > The doctor tells her, "Mrs. Lim, I'm a little
> concerned about your
> > >
> > >
> > > > father-in-law. It seems that when he gets up
> to urinate at night and
> > >
> > >
> > > > opens
> > >
> > >
> > > > the bathroom door, the light somehow goes
> on..."
> > >
> > >
> > > >
> > >
> > >
> > > > At which point, Mrs. Lim yells, "Aiyoh, Ah
> Seng! Ah Pa pang jio in the
> > >
> > >
> > > > fridge again!"
> > >
> > >
> > > >
>
******************************************************
> > >
> > >
> > > >
> > >
> > >
> > > > QUESTION: How do you know frogs are Hokkien?
> > >
> > >
> > > > ANSWER: Because when it's cold, they go
> "kwah, kwah, kwah".
> > >
> > >
> > > >
> > >
> > >
> > > > QUESTION: How do Hokkien prawns laugh?
> > >
> > >
> > > > ANSWER: Hei hei hei (hokkien for prawns)
> > >
> > >
> > > >
> > >
> > >
> > > > QUESTION: How do Hokkien fish laugh?
> > >
> > >
> > > > ANSWER: Heu heu heu (hokkien for fish)
> > >
> > >
> > > >
> > >
> > >
> > > > And here is a classic..............
> > >
> > >
> > > >
> > >
> > >
> > > > QUESTION: What's the difference between
> Ang-mor and Hokkien fairy
> > >
> > >
> > > > Tales?
> > >
> > >
> > > > ANSWER: Ang-mor fairy tales begin with
> "Once upon a time..." and
> > >
> > >
> > > > Hokkien fairy tales begin with "Lim Peh ka li
> kong..."
Monday, August 22, 2005
Patient in Woodbridge
A patient in Woodbridge is singing on his bed.
At first, he sings lying down with his back on the bed.........
~ and sings and sings and sings ........ then later, he changes
his position with his face down.
The nurse asks him why he turns and sings with his face down.
He says:" R u stupid or what? Side A finished already, now playing Side B mah "
At first, he sings lying down with his back on the bed.........
~ and sings and sings and sings ........ then later, he changes
his position with his face down.
The nurse asks him why he turns and sings with his face down.
He says:" R u stupid or what? Side A finished already, now playing Side B mah "
Wednesday, August 17, 2005
~how fast time flies~
~The spirit of the Lord shall rest upon him, the spirit of wisdom and understanding. The spirit of counsel and might, the spirit of knowledge and the fear of the Lord. Isaiah 11:2~
hi all...so paiseh...haven been bloggin for v long...iether i'm bz or lazy...dats y onli post jokes and stuff...hmmm...since now i've got some time...i shall write abit...but...i duno wat to write!hee...anyway...i would like to say that time past really v fast...really...one yr passed juz like dat...i remember one yr and afew weeks ago i joined UOB...but as a temp staff...onli became perm in Oct last yr...wow...i din noe i can stay in my workplace for so long...i mean...mayb 1yr to many is juz v short...but cos is my 1st time workin perm...i duno how it will work out...but reallt thank God dat all came smooth...my bosses and collegues are v nice people...easy to get along with...i'm really glad God is always with me all these while...though there are bad times in the office...but i managed to pull thru those hard time...Praise God!hee...oh yah...i would also like to say that i'm already in VFC for 1yr and abt 2mths already!time really passes fast!i really enjoyed myself in VFC...altho there are also some conflicts among frens @times...but everything goes back to normal after awhile...i'm really very happy to be brought to VFC...thanks Jinlun didi~...this made me get to know many ppl(nice) from church...be it from The Edge or Sunday service...during this 1yr plus...i also came to love many worship songs...will listen to them everyday without fail...hee...yup...i can really say that my life changed when i really stepped into the kingdom of God 1yr plus ago...though i've been believing in God ever since primary school...but i must sae that i really like my life now...ever since my parents let me make my own decision abt gg church...yup...my life now though is always bz n bz...always not enuf sleep...but i noe God is with me...giving me the strength to move on...he even blessed me alot that i dun fall sick easily...even if i'm sick...i will be healed fast...yup...glad dat i'm always showered with God's blessing...Amen!
hmmm...yah...think gotta stop here...gona take a short rest b4 start workin again...take care...
God Bless n Love u all!~~
:)
hi all...so paiseh...haven been bloggin for v long...iether i'm bz or lazy...dats y onli post jokes and stuff...hmmm...since now i've got some time...i shall write abit...but...i duno wat to write!hee...anyway...i would like to say that time past really v fast...really...one yr passed juz like dat...i remember one yr and afew weeks ago i joined UOB...but as a temp staff...onli became perm in Oct last yr...wow...i din noe i can stay in my workplace for so long...i mean...mayb 1yr to many is juz v short...but cos is my 1st time workin perm...i duno how it will work out...but reallt thank God dat all came smooth...my bosses and collegues are v nice people...easy to get along with...i'm really glad God is always with me all these while...though there are bad times in the office...but i managed to pull thru those hard time...Praise God!hee...oh yah...i would also like to say that i'm already in VFC for 1yr and abt 2mths already!time really passes fast!i really enjoyed myself in VFC...altho there are also some conflicts among frens @times...but everything goes back to normal after awhile...i'm really very happy to be brought to VFC...thanks Jinlun didi~...this made me get to know many ppl(nice) from church...be it from The Edge or Sunday service...during this 1yr plus...i also came to love many worship songs...will listen to them everyday without fail...hee...yup...i can really say that my life changed when i really stepped into the kingdom of God 1yr plus ago...though i've been believing in God ever since primary school...but i must sae that i really like my life now...ever since my parents let me make my own decision abt gg church...yup...my life now though is always bz n bz...always not enuf sleep...but i noe God is with me...giving me the strength to move on...he even blessed me alot that i dun fall sick easily...even if i'm sick...i will be healed fast...yup...glad dat i'm always showered with God's blessing...Amen!
hmmm...yah...think gotta stop here...gona take a short rest b4 start workin again...take care...
God Bless n Love u all!~~
:)
Thursday, August 11, 2005
jOkes
***i'm not being racist hor...juz posting it for fun***
> > >One day, Mr Singh gets a new born child. So he
> > >starts filling the birth certificate. At the
> > >same time, a couple who are touring India,
> > >met him and congratulated him on getting a
> > >son. Mr Singh is very happy. The next day,
> > >the couple go to Delhi. There they find the very
> > >same Singh writing the very same form. The
> > >puzzled couple approached Mr Singh and
> > >asked him " Mr Singh, yesterday, we saw you at >
> >
> > >Mumbai
> > >filling the same certificate, but today you are
> > >here?" Mr Singh replies "I came here because on
> > >the certificate it said: "WRITE IN CAPITAL."
>
=====================================================
>
> > >At the examination hall, Mr Singh was reading
> > >the instructions on the question paper
> > >before crying out in despair. He thought for
> > >a while and started stripping his shirt, pants, &
>
> > >hellip; On seeing that, the invigilator rushed
> > >forward and asked "Singh why are you
> > >stripping yourself?" To which Mr Singh replied
> > >"But the instruction say: ANSWER IN BRIEF."
>
======================================================
>
> > The doctor told Mr Singh that if he ran
> > eight kilometres a day for 300 days, he
> > would loose 34 kilos.
> > At the end of 300 days, Mr Singh
> > called the doctor to report he had lost
> > weight, but he had a problem.
> > "What's the problem?"
> > asked the
> > doctor. "I'm 2400 km from home."
>
======================================================
> > 2 Singhs got fed up with the Indian
> > Govt and decided to blow up the
> > parliament. They take 2
> > bombs, put them in a suitcase in the
> > front seat of their car and set
> > off. One asks the
> > other "What happens if the bombs
> > blast off now" The other says
> > "Don't worry. I
> > have a spare bomb in the
> > back seat"
> ====================================================
>
> > Mr Singh was filling up an application
> > form for a job. He promptly filled the
> > columns titled NAME,AGE,ADDRESS etc.Then he came
> to
> > the column "SALARY EXPECTED". He was not sure what
> >
> > to write there. After much thought he
> > wrote: YES.
> > >One day, Mr Singh gets a new born child. So he
> > >starts filling the birth certificate. At the
> > >same time, a couple who are touring India,
> > >met him and congratulated him on getting a
> > >son. Mr Singh is very happy. The next day,
> > >the couple go to Delhi. There they find the very
> > >same Singh writing the very same form. The
> > >puzzled couple approached Mr Singh and
> > >asked him " Mr Singh, yesterday, we saw you at >
> >
> > >Mumbai
> > >filling the same certificate, but today you are
> > >here?" Mr Singh replies "I came here because on
> > >the certificate it said: "WRITE IN CAPITAL."
>
=====================================================
>
> > >At the examination hall, Mr Singh was reading
> > >the instructions on the question paper
> > >before crying out in despair. He thought for
> > >a while and started stripping his shirt, pants, &
>
> > >hellip; On seeing that, the invigilator rushed
> > >forward and asked "Singh why are you
> > >stripping yourself?" To which Mr Singh replied
> > >"But the instruction say: ANSWER IN BRIEF."
>
======================================================
>
> > The doctor told Mr Singh that if he ran
> > eight kilometres a day for 300 days, he
> > would loose 34 kilos.
> > At the end of 300 days, Mr Singh
> > called the doctor to report he had lost
> > weight, but he had a problem.
> > "What's the problem?"
> > asked the
> > doctor. "I'm 2400 km from home."
>
======================================================
> > 2 Singhs got fed up with the Indian
> > Govt and decided to blow up the
> > parliament. They take 2
> > bombs, put them in a suitcase in the
> > front seat of their car and set
> > off. One asks the
> > other "What happens if the bombs
> > blast off now" The other says
> > "Don't worry. I
> > have a spare bomb in the
> > back seat"
> ====================================================
>
> > Mr Singh was filling up an application
> > form for a job. He promptly filled the
> > columns titled NAME,AGE,ADDRESS etc.Then he came
> to
> > the column "SALARY EXPECTED". He was not sure what
> >
> > to write there. After much thought he
> > wrote: YES.
Wednesday, August 10, 2005
joke
A husband takes his wife to play her first game of golf. Of course,
> > the wife promptly hacked her first shot right through the window of
> > the biggest house adjacent to the course. The husband cringed, "I
> > warned you to be careful! Now we'll have to go up there, find the
> > owner, apologize and see how much your lousy drive is going to cost
> > us." So the couple walked up to the house and knocked on the door. A
> > warm voice said, "Come on in." When they opened the door they saw
> > the damage that was done: glass was all over the place, and a broken
> > antique bottle was lying on its side near the broken window. A man
> > reclining on the couch asked, "Are you the people that broke my
> > window?" "Uh...yeah, sir. We're sure sorry about that," the husband
> > replied.
> >
> >
> > "Oh, no apology is necessary. Actually I want to thank you. You see,
> > I'm a genie, and I've been trapped in that bottle for a thousand
> > years. Now that you've released me, I'm allowed to grant three
> > wishes. I'll give you each one wish, but if you don't mind, I'll
> > keep the last one for myself." "Wow, that's great!" the husband
> > said. He pondered a moment and blurted out, "I'd like a million
> > dollars a year for the rest of my life." "No problem," said the
> > genie. "You've got it, it's the least I can do. And I'll
> > guarantee you a long, healthy life!"
> >
> > "And now you, young lady, what do you want?" the genie asked. "I'd
> > like to own a gorgeous home complete with servants in every country
> > in the world," she said. "Consider it done," the genie said. "And
> > your homes will always be safe from fire, burglary and natural
> > disasters!"
> >
> >
> > "And now," the couple asked in unison, "what's your wish, genie?"
> > "Well, since I've been trapped in that bottle and haven't been with
> > a woman in more than a thousand years, my wish is to sleep with your
> > wife."
> >
> >
> > The husband looked at his wife and said, "Gee, honey, you know we
> > both now have a fortune, and all those houses. What do you think?"
> > She mulled it over for a few moments and said, "You know, you're
> > right. Considering our good fortune, I guess I wouldn't mind, but
> > what about you, honey?" "You know I love you sweetheart," said the
> > husband. "I'd do the same for you!"
> >
> >
> > So the genie and the woman went upstairs where they spent the rest
> > of the afternoon enjoying each other. The genie was insatiable.
> >
> >
> > After about three hours of non-stop fun, the genie rolled over and
> > looked directly into her eyes and asked, "How old are you and your
> > husband?"
> >
> >
> > "Why, we're both 35," she responded breathlessly.
> >
> >
> > "Really? Thirty-five years old and both of you still believe in
> > genies?"
> > the wife promptly hacked her first shot right through the window of
> > the biggest house adjacent to the course. The husband cringed, "I
> > warned you to be careful! Now we'll have to go up there, find the
> > owner, apologize and see how much your lousy drive is going to cost
> > us." So the couple walked up to the house and knocked on the door. A
> > warm voice said, "Come on in." When they opened the door they saw
> > the damage that was done: glass was all over the place, and a broken
> > antique bottle was lying on its side near the broken window. A man
> > reclining on the couch asked, "Are you the people that broke my
> > window?" "Uh...yeah, sir. We're sure sorry about that," the husband
> > replied.
> >
> >
> > "Oh, no apology is necessary. Actually I want to thank you. You see,
> > I'm a genie, and I've been trapped in that bottle for a thousand
> > years. Now that you've released me, I'm allowed to grant three
> > wishes. I'll give you each one wish, but if you don't mind, I'll
> > keep the last one for myself." "Wow, that's great!" the husband
> > said. He pondered a moment and blurted out, "I'd like a million
> > dollars a year for the rest of my life." "No problem," said the
> > genie. "You've got it, it's the least I can do. And I'll
> > guarantee you a long, healthy life!"
> >
> > "And now you, young lady, what do you want?" the genie asked. "I'd
> > like to own a gorgeous home complete with servants in every country
> > in the world," she said. "Consider it done," the genie said. "And
> > your homes will always be safe from fire, burglary and natural
> > disasters!"
> >
> >
> > "And now," the couple asked in unison, "what's your wish, genie?"
> > "Well, since I've been trapped in that bottle and haven't been with
> > a woman in more than a thousand years, my wish is to sleep with your
> > wife."
> >
> >
> > The husband looked at his wife and said, "Gee, honey, you know we
> > both now have a fortune, and all those houses. What do you think?"
> > She mulled it over for a few moments and said, "You know, you're
> > right. Considering our good fortune, I guess I wouldn't mind, but
> > what about you, honey?" "You know I love you sweetheart," said the
> > husband. "I'd do the same for you!"
> >
> >
> > So the genie and the woman went upstairs where they spent the rest
> > of the afternoon enjoying each other. The genie was insatiable.
> >
> >
> > After about three hours of non-stop fun, the genie rolled over and
> > looked directly into her eyes and asked, "How old are you and your
> > husband?"
> >
> >
> > "Why, we're both 35," she responded breathlessly.
> >
> >
> > "Really? Thirty-five years old and both of you still believe in
> > genies?"
Thursday, August 04, 2005
test
點解既呢 ??
神奇呀! (千萬不要先看答案)
請跟著以下的指示，盡快地回答以下的問題，
但要先完成一個問題才回答下一個。
你不需要寫下答案，只要心算便可。
15+6是多少
3+56
89+2
12+53
75+26
25+52
63+32
123+5
快！！！心想一種工具和一種顏色！
你剛剛想的是否紅色的鎚子？
如果答案不是的話，你就是2%的與眾不同的人∕不正常人，
通常98%的人做這個測驗會回答紅色的鎚子，
如果你不信的話，不妨給你的朋友試試。
神奇呀! (千萬不要先看答案)
請跟著以下的指示，盡快地回答以下的問題，
但要先完成一個問題才回答下一個。
你不需要寫下答案，只要心算便可。
15+6是多少
3+56
89+2
12+53
75+26
25+52
63+32
123+5
快！！！心想一種工具和一種顏色！
你剛剛想的是否紅色的鎚子？
如果答案不是的話，你就是2%的與眾不同的人∕不正常人，
通常98%的人做這個測驗會回答紅色的鎚子，
如果你不信的話，不妨給你的朋友試試。
Cathouse Parrot
A woman went to a pet shop and immediately spotted a large, beautiful
>parrot. There was a sign on the cage that said $50.00.
>
>"Why so little," she asked the pet store owner.
>
>The owner looked at her and said, "Look, I should tell you first that
>this bird used to live in a house of Prostitution, and sometimes it
>says some pretty vulgar stuff."
>
>The woman thought about this, but decided she had to have the bird
>anyway. She took it home and hung the bird's cage up in her living room
>and waited for it to say something.
>
>The bird looked around the room, then at her, and said, "New house, New
>madam."
>
>The woman was a bit shocked at the implication, but then thought
>"that's really not so bad."
>
>When her two teenage daughters returned from school the bird saw and
>said, "New house, new madam, new girls." The girls and the woman were
>a bit offended but then began to laugh about the situation considering
>how and where the parrot had been raised.
>
>Moments later, the woman's husband Keith came home from work.
>
>The bird looked at him and said, "Hi, Keith."
>parrot. There was a sign on the cage that said $50.00.
>
>"Why so little," she asked the pet store owner.
>
>The owner looked at her and said, "Look, I should tell you first that
>this bird used to live in a house of Prostitution, and sometimes it
>says some pretty vulgar stuff."
>
>The woman thought about this, but decided she had to have the bird
>anyway. She took it home and hung the bird's cage up in her living room
>and waited for it to say something.
>
>The bird looked around the room, then at her, and said, "New house, New
>madam."
>
>The woman was a bit shocked at the implication, but then thought
>"that's really not so bad."
>
>When her two teenage daughters returned from school the bird saw and
>said, "New house, new madam, new girls." The girls and the woman were
>a bit offended but then began to laugh about the situation considering
>how and where the parrot had been raised.
>
>Moments later, the woman's husband Keith came home from work.
>
>The bird looked at him and said, "Hi, Keith."
Wednesday, August 03, 2005
Monday, August 01, 2005
Life is tough. It's tougher if u're stupid!
> Recently, when I went to McDonald's I saw on the
> menu that you could
> have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets. I
> asked for a half dozen
> mcnuggets. We don't have half dozen nuggets," said
> the teenager at the
> counter. "You don't?" I replied. "We only have six,
> nine, or twelve,
> "was the reply. "So I can't order a half dozen
> nuggets, but I can order
> six? "That's right." So I shook my head and ordered
> six McNuggets.
>
>
> I was checking out at the local Wal-Mart with just
> a few items and the
> lady behind me put her things on the belt close to
> mine. I picked up one
> of those "dividers" that they keep by the cash
> register and placed it
> between our things so they wouldn't get mixed. After
> the girl had
> scanned all of my items, she picked up the
> "divider", looking it all
> over for the bar code so she could scan it. Not
> finding the bar code
> she said to me, "Do you know how much this is?" I
> said to her "I've
> changed my mind, I don't think I'll buy that
> today." She said "OK," and
> I paid her for the things and left. She had no clue
> to what had just
> happened.
>
>
> I recently saw a distraught young lady weeping
> beside her car. Do you
> need some help?" I asked. She replied, "I knew I
> should have replaced
> the battery to this remote door unlocker. Now I
> can't get into my car.
> Do you think they (pointing to a distant
> convenience store) would have
> a battery to fit this?" "Hmmm, I dunno. Do you have
> an alarm, too?" I
> asked. "No,just this remote thingy," she answered,
> handing it and the
> car keys to me. As I took the key and manually
> unlocked the door, I
> replied, "Why don't you drive over there and check
> about the batteries.
> It's a long walk."
>
>
> Several years ago, we had an Intern who was none
> too swift. One day she
> was typing and turned to a secretary and said, "I'm
> almost out of typing
> paper. What do I do?" "Just use copier machine
> paper," the secretary
> told her. With that, the intern took her last
> remaining blank piece of
> paper, put it on the photocopier and proceeded to
> make five "blank"
> copies.
>
>
> Police in Radnor, Pa., interrogated a suspect by
> placing a metal
> colander on his head and connecting it with wires
> to a photocopy
> machine. The message "He's lying" was placed in the
> copier, and police
> pressed the copy button each time they thought the
> suspect wasn't
> telling the truth. Believing the "lie detector" was
> working, the
> suspect confessed.
>
>
> A mother calls 911 very worried asking the
> dispatcher if she needs to
> take her kid to the emergency room, the kid was
> eating ants. The
> dispatcher tells her to give the kid some Benadryl
> and should be fine,
> the mother says, I just gave him some ant
> killer..... Dispatcher: Rush
> him in to emergency!
>
>
> Moral of the Story : Life is tough. It's tougher if
> you're stupid."
>
> menu that you could
> have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets. I
> asked for a half dozen
> mcnuggets. We don't have half dozen nuggets," said
> the teenager at the
> counter. "You don't?" I replied. "We only have six,
> nine, or twelve,
> "was the reply. "So I can't order a half dozen
> nuggets, but I can order
> six? "That's right." So I shook my head and ordered
> six McNuggets.
>
>
> I was checking out at the local Wal-Mart with just
> a few items and the
> lady behind me put her things on the belt close to
> mine. I picked up one
> of those "dividers" that they keep by the cash
> register and placed it
> between our things so they wouldn't get mixed. After
> the girl had
> scanned all of my items, she picked up the
> "divider", looking it all
> over for the bar code so she could scan it. Not
> finding the bar code
> she said to me, "Do you know how much this is?" I
> said to her "I've
> changed my mind, I don't think I'll buy that
> today." She said "OK," and
> I paid her for the things and left. She had no clue
> to what had just
> happened.
>
>
> I recently saw a distraught young lady weeping
> beside her car. Do you
> need some help?" I asked. She replied, "I knew I
> should have replaced
> the battery to this remote door unlocker. Now I
> can't get into my car.
> Do you think they (pointing to a distant
> convenience store) would have
> a battery to fit this?" "Hmmm, I dunno. Do you have
> an alarm, too?" I
> asked. "No,just this remote thingy," she answered,
> handing it and the
> car keys to me. As I took the key and manually
> unlocked the door, I
> replied, "Why don't you drive over there and check
> about the batteries.
> It's a long walk."
>
>
> Several years ago, we had an Intern who was none
> too swift. One day she
> was typing and turned to a secretary and said, "I'm
> almost out of typing
> paper. What do I do?" "Just use copier machine
> paper," the secretary
> told her. With that, the intern took her last
> remaining blank piece of
> paper, put it on the photocopier and proceeded to
> make five "blank"
> copies.
>
>
> Police in Radnor, Pa., interrogated a suspect by
> placing a metal
> colander on his head and connecting it with wires
> to a photocopy
> machine. The message "He's lying" was placed in the
> copier, and police
> pressed the copy button each time they thought the
> suspect wasn't
> telling the truth. Believing the "lie detector" was
> working, the
> suspect confessed.
>
>
> A mother calls 911 very worried asking the
> dispatcher if she needs to
> take her kid to the emergency room, the kid was
> eating ants. The
> dispatcher tells her to give the kid some Benadryl
> and should be fine,
> the mother says, I just gave him some ant
> killer..... Dispatcher: Rush
> him in to emergency!
>
>
> Moral of the Story : Life is tough. It's tougher if
> you're stupid."
>
Sunday, July 31, 2005
~welcome to earth, lil baby girl~
~watch n pray, lest you enter into temptation. For the spirit is willing but the flesh is weak. Matthew 26:41~
hi all...haven bwwn writing for quite long...is either no time or bz mah...hmmm...but i think i shld write 2dae cos i noe the rest of the 2wks i will not be free...hee...hmmm...wah...feeling tired...no time for rest...the quarterly reporting ended ard 8days ago...den left abt a week b4 the nex mths's reporting starts...which is tmr...hmmm...the 'break' is juz so short...not onli dat...in the past few days i aso needa prepare for july's reporting...sianz...duno when i'll juz die down...i'm like bz non-stop...sianzzz...wat to do...gotta work n gotta study...i haven even start on my assignment...siao liao...i duno how sia...n i got lotsa sch work too...boringz...duno how to do lor...duno wat is my lecturer teaching...haiz...how???!!!hmmm...
yesterday,my day wasnt really gd...cos in the morning i went to play bowling with a collegue whom i dun realy noe...but met up w him to play...i played super badly lor...he toks too much lah...yak n yak n yak...den i somehow feel abit irritated...but it's aso cos i'm still v sleepy...den made mi v moody...hmmm...after 3games i went home...while walkin to the bus stop...i saw the bus i'm taking reachin the bus stop...so i quickly ran n flag at the bus...with my heavy bowling bag...but guess wat?the wicked bus driver did not stop!!!i was soooo pissed!den gotta wait for another abt 1/2 an hr for the nex bus...the bad thing is not dat...but it is dat it started to rain super heavily when i'm in the bus...when i reach my hse bus stop...the rain was still v heavy...cos i'm running for time...so i had no choice n i ran under the rain to home...yup...as guessed...was totally drenched when i got home...den i changed n rest awhile(cos still raining heavily)...n went out when the rain wasnt dat heavy...when i reached the train station...my fren den told me she's gona b late...den i reach alot earlier...so boh bian...gotta wait...juz really feel my day was really bad...when i reached Edge...i was already feeling kinda unwell...but amazingly...when Edge started..i was totally ok during n after worship n during the service...hee...God is really great~! hee...after edge had dinner with some frens den went home...
as for 2dae...i was late for svc...boh bian...cos an aunty from NZ came back to visit...my dad wanted mi to wait till she comes...but she did not reach at the time she promised...she came ard 1040(where svc already started)...after dat i asked my bro send mi there...hmmm...along the way...i received a msg from my godsis's husband saying dat my godsis is delivering soon...at dat time was feeling both excited n worried...excited cos the baby is coming into this world le...worried is cos she is pre-matured baby...den abt Noon...i received another MMS of the baby...she's so cute n beautiful...hee...feel sooo happy for them...congrats to Winnie n Sy Biao...n their two sons, joshua n joash, who r having a baby sis...hee...Thank God dat the baby is alright(i guess)...hmm..i feel so bad...cos i hav no time to visit them...2dae gotta giv tuition n got bowling...tmr after work got class...dat goes the same to tue n wed...den thur n fri i guess i gotta do OT cos beginning of the month...urrrghhh!!!!y am i soo bz?all soo packed...hopefully i can visit them asap...hmmm...cant wait to see the baby gal...hee...
hmm...oh yah i was quite disappointed w my performance in bowling 2dae..sian lor...din play well...esp my 3rd game...soooo lousy...hmmm...gotta train more le...hmmm...sianzzz...i really muz learn to clear everyting off my mind when i play bowling...if not sure v affected...hmmm...
niwae gotta stop here...i wana do my sch work...but guess i wun noe how to do...sadz sia...hmmm...k...bye to all...nitezzzz....
God Bless n Love ya~~~
hi all...haven bwwn writing for quite long...is either no time or bz mah...hmmm...but i think i shld write 2dae cos i noe the rest of the 2wks i will not be free...hee...hmmm...wah...feeling tired...no time for rest...the quarterly reporting ended ard 8days ago...den left abt a week b4 the nex mths's reporting starts...which is tmr...hmmm...the 'break' is juz so short...not onli dat...in the past few days i aso needa prepare for july's reporting...sianz...duno when i'll juz die down...i'm like bz non-stop...sianzzz...wat to do...gotta work n gotta study...i haven even start on my assignment...siao liao...i duno how sia...n i got lotsa sch work too...boringz...duno how to do lor...duno wat is my lecturer teaching...haiz...how???!!!hmmm...
yesterday,my day wasnt really gd...cos in the morning i went to play bowling with a collegue whom i dun realy noe...but met up w him to play...i played super badly lor...he toks too much lah...yak n yak n yak...den i somehow feel abit irritated...but it's aso cos i'm still v sleepy...den made mi v moody...hmmm...after 3games i went home...while walkin to the bus stop...i saw the bus i'm taking reachin the bus stop...so i quickly ran n flag at the bus...with my heavy bowling bag...but guess wat?the wicked bus driver did not stop!!!i was soooo pissed!den gotta wait for another abt 1/2 an hr for the nex bus...the bad thing is not dat...but it is dat it started to rain super heavily when i'm in the bus...when i reach my hse bus stop...the rain was still v heavy...cos i'm running for time...so i had no choice n i ran under the rain to home...yup...as guessed...was totally drenched when i got home...den i changed n rest awhile(cos still raining heavily)...n went out when the rain wasnt dat heavy...when i reached the train station...my fren den told me she's gona b late...den i reach alot earlier...so boh bian...gotta wait...juz really feel my day was really bad...when i reached Edge...i was already feeling kinda unwell...but amazingly...when Edge started..i was totally ok during n after worship n during the service...hee...God is really great~! hee...after edge had dinner with some frens den went home...
as for 2dae...i was late for svc...boh bian...cos an aunty from NZ came back to visit...my dad wanted mi to wait till she comes...but she did not reach at the time she promised...she came ard 1040(where svc already started)...after dat i asked my bro send mi there...hmmm...along the way...i received a msg from my godsis's husband saying dat my godsis is delivering soon...at dat time was feeling both excited n worried...excited cos the baby is coming into this world le...worried is cos she is pre-matured baby...den abt Noon...i received another MMS of the baby...she's so cute n beautiful...hee...feel sooo happy for them...congrats to Winnie n Sy Biao...n their two sons, joshua n joash, who r having a baby sis...hee...Thank God dat the baby is alright(i guess)...hmm..i feel so bad...cos i hav no time to visit them...2dae gotta giv tuition n got bowling...tmr after work got class...dat goes the same to tue n wed...den thur n fri i guess i gotta do OT cos beginning of the month...urrrghhh!!!!y am i soo bz?all soo packed...hopefully i can visit them asap...hmmm...cant wait to see the baby gal...hee...
hmm...oh yah i was quite disappointed w my performance in bowling 2dae..sian lor...din play well...esp my 3rd game...soooo lousy...hmmm...gotta train more le...hmmm...sianzzz...i really muz learn to clear everyting off my mind when i play bowling...if not sure v affected...hmmm...
niwae gotta stop here...i wana do my sch work...but guess i wun noe how to do...sadz sia...hmmm...k...bye to all...nitezzzz....
God Bless n Love ya~~~
Thursday, July 28, 2005
PaRtY (juz for laughs)
FOUR FRIENDS AT A PARTY
Four friends, who hadn't seen each other in 30 years, reunited at a
party. After several drinks, one of the men had to use the rest room.
Those who remained talked about their kids.
The first guy said, "My son is my pride and joy. He started working
at
a successful company at the bottom of the barrel. He studied
Economics
and Business Administration and soon began to climb the corporate
ladder and now he's the president of the company. He became so rich
that
he gave his best friend a top of the line Mercedes for his birthday."
The second guy said, "Damn, that's terrific! My son is also my pride
and
joy. He started working for a big airline, then went to flight school
to become a pilot . Eventually he became a partner in the company,
where
he owns the majority of its assets. He's so rich that he gave his
best
friend a brand new jet for his birthday."
The third man said: "Well, that's terrific! My son studied in the
best
universities and became an engineer. Then he started his own
construction company and is now a multimillionaire. He also gave away
something very nice and expensive to his best friend for his
birthday:
A 30,000 square foot mansion."
The three friends congratulated each other just as the fourth
returned
from the rest-room and asked: "What are all the congratulations for?"
One of the three said: "We were talking about the pride we feel for
the
successes of our sons. ..What about your son?"
The fourth man replied: "My son is gay and makes a living dancing as
a
stripper at a nightclub. The three friends said: "What a
shame...what a
disappointment." The fourth man replied: "No, I'm not ashamed. He's
my
son and I love him. And he's lucky, too. His birthday just passed
the
other day and he received a beautiful 30,000 square foot mansion, a
brand new jet and a top of the line Mercedes from his three
boyfriends."
Four friends, who hadn't seen each other in 30 years, reunited at a
party. After several drinks, one of the men had to use the rest room.
Those who remained talked about their kids.
The first guy said, "My son is my pride and joy. He started working
at
a successful company at the bottom of the barrel. He studied
Economics
and Business Administration and soon began to climb the corporate
ladder and now he's the president of the company. He became so rich
that
he gave his best friend a top of the line Mercedes for his birthday."
The second guy said, "Damn, that's terrific! My son is also my pride
and
joy. He started working for a big airline, then went to flight school
to become a pilot . Eventually he became a partner in the company,
where
he owns the majority of its assets. He's so rich that he gave his
best
friend a brand new jet for his birthday."
The third man said: "Well, that's terrific! My son studied in the
best
universities and became an engineer. Then he started his own
construction company and is now a multimillionaire. He also gave away
something very nice and expensive to his best friend for his
birthday:
A 30,000 square foot mansion."
The three friends congratulated each other just as the fourth
returned
from the rest-room and asked: "What are all the congratulations for?"
One of the three said: "We were talking about the pride we feel for
the
successes of our sons. ..What about your son?"
The fourth man replied: "My son is gay and makes a living dancing as
a
stripper at a nightclub. The three friends said: "What a
shame...what a
disappointment." The fourth man replied: "No, I'm not ashamed. He's
my
son and I love him. And he's lucky, too. His birthday just passed
the
other day and he received a beautiful 30,000 square foot mansion, a
brand new jet and a top of the line Mercedes from his three
boyfriends."
Wednesday, July 27, 2005
Reasons why women choose to be single...
Reasons why women choose to be single...
1. The nice men are ugly.
2. The handsome men are not nice.
3. The handsome and nice men are gay.
4. The handsome, nice and heterosexual
men are
married.
5. The men who are not so handsome,but are
nice men, have no money.
6. The men who are not so handsome,but are
nice men with money think we are only after
their
money.
7. The handsome men without money are
after our
money.
8. The handsome men,who are not so nice
and somewhat heterosexual, don't think we
are
beautiful enough.
9. The men who think we are beautiful, that
are heterosexual, somewhat nice and have
money, are cowards.
10. The men who are somewhat handsome,
somewhat nice and have some money and
thank God are heterosexual, are shy and
NEVER
MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!!!!
11. The men who never make the first move,
automatically lose interest in us when we take
the initiative.
NOW,WHO THE HELL UNDERSTANDS
MEN?
"Men are like a fine wine.
They all start out like grapes, and
it's our job to stomp on them and keep
them in the dark until they mature into
something
you'd like to have dinner with."
*No offence made k...just read with an open mind*
1. The nice men are ugly.
2. The handsome men are not nice.
3. The handsome and nice men are gay.
4. The handsome, nice and heterosexual
men are
married.
5. The men who are not so handsome,but are
nice men, have no money.
6. The men who are not so handsome,but are
nice men with money think we are only after
their
money.
7. The handsome men without money are
after our
money.
8. The handsome men,who are not so nice
and somewhat heterosexual, don't think we
are
beautiful enough.
9. The men who think we are beautiful, that
are heterosexual, somewhat nice and have
money, are cowards.
10. The men who are somewhat handsome,
somewhat nice and have some money and
thank God are heterosexual, are shy and
NEVER
MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!!!!
11. The men who never make the first move,
automatically lose interest in us when we take
the initiative.
NOW,WHO THE HELL UNDERSTANDS
MEN?
"Men are like a fine wine.
They all start out like grapes, and
it's our job to stomp on them and keep
them in the dark until they mature into
something
you'd like to have dinner with."
*No offence made k...just read with an open mind*
Thursday, July 21, 2005
where is the $1???
Try Figure this out:
> >
> > Three guys in a hotel call room service and order two large pizzas.
> >
> > The delivery boy brings them up with a bill for exactly $30.00. Each
>guy gives him a $10.00 bill, and he leaves. That's fact!
> >
> > When he hands the $30.00 to the cashier, he is told a mistake was
>made.The bill was only $25.00, not $30.00. The cashier gives the delivery
>boy five $1.00 bills and tells him to take it back to the 3 guys who
>ordered the pizza.That's fact!
> >
> > On the way back to their room, the delivery boy has a thought... these
> >guys did not give him a tip. He figures that since there is no way to
>split $5.00 evenly three ways anyhow, he will keep two dollars for himself
>and give them back three dollars.
> >
> > OK! So far so good! He knocks on the door and one fellow answers. He
> >explains about a mix up in the bill, and hands the guy the three
>dollars, then departs with his two-dollar tip in his pocket.
> >
> > Now the fun begins!
> >
> > Remember $30-$25=$5 Right? $5-$3=$2 Right?
> >
> > So what's the problem?
> > All is well, right?
> >Not quite. Answer this:
> >
> > Each of the three guys originally gave $10.00 each. They each got back
> >$1.00 in change. That means they paid $9.00 each, which times three is
> >$27.00. The delivery boy kept $2.00 for a tip.
> >
> > $27.00 plus $2.00 equals $29.00.
> > Where is the other dollar ! ??????????
> >
> > Three guys in a hotel call room service and order two large pizzas.
> >
> > The delivery boy brings them up with a bill for exactly $30.00. Each
>guy gives him a $10.00 bill, and he leaves. That's fact!
> >
> > When he hands the $30.00 to the cashier, he is told a mistake was
>made.The bill was only $25.00, not $30.00. The cashier gives the delivery
>boy five $1.00 bills and tells him to take it back to the 3 guys who
>ordered the pizza.That's fact!
> >
> > On the way back to their room, the delivery boy has a thought... these
> >guys did not give him a tip. He figures that since there is no way to
>split $5.00 evenly three ways anyhow, he will keep two dollars for himself
>and give them back three dollars.
> >
> > OK! So far so good! He knocks on the door and one fellow answers. He
> >explains about a mix up in the bill, and hands the guy the three
>dollars, then departs with his two-dollar tip in his pocket.
> >
> > Now the fun begins!
> >
> > Remember $30-$25=$5 Right? $5-$3=$2 Right?
> >
> > So what's the problem?
> > All is well, right?
> >Not quite. Answer this:
> >
> > Each of the three guys originally gave $10.00 each. They each got back
> >$1.00 in change. That means they paid $9.00 each, which times three is
> >$27.00. The delivery boy kept $2.00 for a tip.
> >
> > $27.00 plus $2.00 equals $29.00.
> > Where is the other dollar ! ??????????
Wednesday, July 20, 2005
Snappy Answers
Snappy Answer #1
A flight attendant was stationed at the
departure gate to check tickets. As a man
approached, she extended her hand for the
ticket, and he opened his trench coat and
flashed her. Without missing a beat she said,
"Sir, I need to see your ticket, not your
stub."
Snappy Answer #2
A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys
at the grocery store, but couldn't find one big
enough for her family. She asked a stock boy,
Do these turkeys get any bigger?" The stock
boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead."
Snappy Answer #3
The cop got out of his car and the kid who was
stopped for speeding rolled down his window.
I've been waiting for you all day", the cop
said. The kid replied, "Yeah, well I got here
as fast as I could". When the cop finally
stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way
without a ticket.
Snappy Answer #4
A truck driver was driving along on the
freeway. A sign comes up that reads low bridge
ahead." Before he knows it the bridge is right
ahead of him and he gets stuck under the
bridge. Cars are backed up for miles. Finally,
a police car comes up. The cop gets out of his
car and walks around to the truck driver, puts
his hands on his hips and says, "Got stuck,
huh?" The truck driver says, "No, I was
delivering this bridge and ran out of gas."
Snappy Answer #5
Snappy Answer of the Year!
A college teacher reminds her class of
tomorrow's final ex am. "Now class, I won't
tolerate any
excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I
might consider a nuclear attack or a serious
personal injury or illness, or a death in your
immediate family but that's it, no other
excuses whatsoever!" A smart-ass guy in the
back of the room raised his hand and asks,
"What would you say if tomorrow I said I was
suffering from complete and utter sexual
exhaustion?" The entire class does its best to
stifle their laughter and snickering. When
silence is restored, the teacher smiles
sympathetically at the student, shakes her
head, and sweetly says, " Well, I guess you'd
have to write the exam with your other hand."
BONUS Snappy Answer
A girl was visiting her blond friend who had
acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their
names were. The blonde responded by saying that
one was named Rolex and one was named Timex.
Her friend said, "Whoever heard of someone
naming dogs like that?"
"Hellooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo" answered
the blond."They're watch dogs!"
Can't get enough? The BEST is LAST!
A pompous minister was seated next to a TEXAN
on a flight to Dallas. After the plane was
airborne, drink orders were taken. The TEXAN
asked for a whiskey and soda, which was brought
and placed before him. The flight attendant
then asked the minister if he would like a
drink. He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be
savagely raped by brazen whores than let liquor
touch my lips." The TEXAN looked at the
minister, then handed his drink back to the
attendant and said, "I didn't know we had a
choice."
A flight attendant was stationed at the
departure gate to check tickets. As a man
approached, she extended her hand for the
ticket, and he opened his trench coat and
flashed her. Without missing a beat she said,
"Sir, I need to see your ticket, not your
stub."
Snappy Answer #2
A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys
at the grocery store, but couldn't find one big
enough for her family. She asked a stock boy,
Do these turkeys get any bigger?" The stock
boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead."
Snappy Answer #3
The cop got out of his car and the kid who was
stopped for speeding rolled down his window.
I've been waiting for you all day", the cop
said. The kid replied, "Yeah, well I got here
as fast as I could". When the cop finally
stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way
without a ticket.
Snappy Answer #4
A truck driver was driving along on the
freeway. A sign comes up that reads low bridge
ahead." Before he knows it the bridge is right
ahead of him and he gets stuck under the
bridge. Cars are backed up for miles. Finally,
a police car comes up. The cop gets out of his
car and walks around to the truck driver, puts
his hands on his hips and says, "Got stuck,
huh?" The truck driver says, "No, I was
delivering this bridge and ran out of gas."
Snappy Answer #5
Snappy Answer of the Year!
A college teacher reminds her class of
tomorrow's final ex am. "Now class, I won't
tolerate any
excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I
might consider a nuclear attack or a serious
personal injury or illness, or a death in your
immediate family but that's it, no other
excuses whatsoever!" A smart-ass guy in the
back of the room raised his hand and asks,
"What would you say if tomorrow I said I was
suffering from complete and utter sexual
exhaustion?" The entire class does its best to
stifle their laughter and snickering. When
silence is restored, the teacher smiles
sympathetically at the student, shakes her
head, and sweetly says, " Well, I guess you'd
have to write the exam with your other hand."
BONUS Snappy Answer
A girl was visiting her blond friend who had
acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their
names were. The blonde responded by saying that
one was named Rolex and one was named Timex.
Her friend said, "Whoever heard of someone
naming dogs like that?"
"Hellooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo" answered
the blond."They're watch dogs!"
Can't get enough? The BEST is LAST!
A pompous minister was seated next to a TEXAN
on a flight to Dallas. After the plane was
airborne, drink orders were taken. The TEXAN
asked for a whiskey and soda, which was brought
and placed before him. The flight attendant
then asked the minister if he would like a
drink. He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be
savagely raped by brazen whores than let liquor
touch my lips." The TEXAN looked at the
minister, then handed his drink back to the
attendant and said, "I didn't know we had a
choice."
Sunday, July 17, 2005
~there goes another week~
~therefore my beloved brethren, let every man be swift to hear, slow to speak and slow to wrath, for the wrath of man does not produce the righteousness of God. James 1:19-20.~
hi all...yup yup...so paiseh haven really been blogging...busy...n tired...hee...wow...time pass very fast...1 week juz past like dat...busy though...last week and this week i've been really bz at work...on those days without school...i will do OT will 10 or 11plus...hmmm...except on fridays which i will leave on the dot...hmmm...usually thursdays after work i will go for jogging with my collegues...but these 2 weeks i did not go cos of work...oops...getting fatter...keep eating...guess hafta watch out on my diet...heez...
hmmm...needless to talk abt my weekdays...cos they sound boring...work...work...class...class...dats it...hee...especially my poor supervisor(he's my new supervisor)...he does OT everyday...hardworking sia...he took over most of wat i usually do lor...wah...superman...wahahhaa...but i really admire his ability...great...he got the potential to climb up high...hee...but i pity his gf...he's always so bz to spend time with her...hmmm...
wah...my weekends r sooo tiring...even for 2dae...juz got home onli...wah...my saturday really caused me to have terrible aches 2dae lorz...hmmm...cos i got bowling training at abt 1150am...den trained till abt 2pm...thereafter got youth activity at the same bowling alley organised by my church...wah...alot of ppl lor...hmmm...i played super lousily lor...cos the lanes r too dry...n i'm already super tired from the training earlier on...the bowling game i onli got a pathetic of 109pinfall...it sucks lor...another thing dat affecs my performance is cos one lane got 6persons playing...gotta wait super long till my turn...then the mood not there liao lor...dats y...hmmm...however...with dat sucky score...i still can get champion for female category lor...win aso not happy...cos din feel any great achievement...niwAe...set dat aside...hee...
hmmm...wah sian...2dae early morning kena lecture from my dad...long naggings again which i dun usually remember...cos the nite b4 i went home 12plus am...he's not v happy with it...yah cos i went to meet up with ben n felicia after Edge...took a cab down lor...which cost mi 16bucks!the stupid jam...shld have taken train...same time reach lor...cheaper too...grrrrr...all the stupid jam's fault...met up with them...den they aso duno wat to do...den went gelare for waffle icecream...yummy...den went for pool den home...dats y so late...n made my dad angry...but he nags at other stuff too...hmmm...really duno y is he so against mi having a religion?one day i will prove to him dat i am right in choosing this religion...he always thinks he's right...no doubt at times...but not always...too egoistic...hmm...he nags till the time where service already started...so i'm left with no choice but to take a cab down again...haiz...service was gd...hmmm...after service went for lunch with serene...den met up with serena n jinlun they all n went parkway...den i went to giv tuition...thereafter my parents come n fetch me to go bowling(they help me fetch my bowling equipments too)...thought wld play super badly cos i wasnt in gd mood cos of the aches all ard my body...however...guess wat?i got 188 for my 1st game...den 144 den 123...though it deproved...but quite satisfied...it's like if i got even my lowest(123) for the bowling youth activity n got champion..i wld at least feel a lil' bit better...but no lor...hmmm...sianzzz...niwae...enjoyed the league...luckily my coach was there..if he wasnt...guess dat 188 wldnt be there...wahahaha...
hmmm...after bowling i met up with serena they all again...for dinner...but i ate fruits onli...we chit chat till 10plus den go home...hmmm...cos i'm carrying my heaving bowling bag...Mr Nice guy Ethan helped me carry it and sent me home...he's always so nice lor...juz so caring...he cld hav juz gone home as his place was walkin distance from the place w r at...but he took the trouble to take bus with mi...carry my heavy bowling bag...n send mi home to my doorstep...awww...thanks boy...wah...i'm falling asleep soon....v v v tired lor...goota sleep...if not cant concentrate on work tmr...nitez to all of u!!!~~~
take care n
God Bless~
love ya~
hi all...yup yup...so paiseh haven really been blogging...busy...n tired...hee...wow...time pass very fast...1 week juz past like dat...busy though...last week and this week i've been really bz at work...on those days without school...i will do OT will 10 or 11plus...hmmm...except on fridays which i will leave on the dot...hmmm...usually thursdays after work i will go for jogging with my collegues...but these 2 weeks i did not go cos of work...oops...getting fatter...keep eating...guess hafta watch out on my diet...heez...
hmmm...needless to talk abt my weekdays...cos they sound boring...work...work...class...class...dats it...hee...especially my poor supervisor(he's my new supervisor)...he does OT everyday...hardworking sia...he took over most of wat i usually do lor...wah...superman...wahahhaa...but i really admire his ability...great...he got the potential to climb up high...hee...but i pity his gf...he's always so bz to spend time with her...hmmm...
wah...my weekends r sooo tiring...even for 2dae...juz got home onli...wah...my saturday really caused me to have terrible aches 2dae lorz...hmmm...cos i got bowling training at abt 1150am...den trained till abt 2pm...thereafter got youth activity at the same bowling alley organised by my church...wah...alot of ppl lor...hmmm...i played super lousily lor...cos the lanes r too dry...n i'm already super tired from the training earlier on...the bowling game i onli got a pathetic of 109pinfall...it sucks lor...another thing dat affecs my performance is cos one lane got 6persons playing...gotta wait super long till my turn...then the mood not there liao lor...dats y...hmmm...however...with dat sucky score...i still can get champion for female category lor...win aso not happy...cos din feel any great achievement...niwAe...set dat aside...hee...
hmmm...wah sian...2dae early morning kena lecture from my dad...long naggings again which i dun usually remember...cos the nite b4 i went home 12plus am...he's not v happy with it...yah cos i went to meet up with ben n felicia after Edge...took a cab down lor...which cost mi 16bucks!the stupid jam...shld have taken train...same time reach lor...cheaper too...grrrrr...all the stupid jam's fault...met up with them...den they aso duno wat to do...den went gelare for waffle icecream...yummy...den went for pool den home...dats y so late...n made my dad angry...but he nags at other stuff too...hmmm...really duno y is he so against mi having a religion?one day i will prove to him dat i am right in choosing this religion...he always thinks he's right...no doubt at times...but not always...too egoistic...hmm...he nags till the time where service already started...so i'm left with no choice but to take a cab down again...haiz...service was gd...hmmm...after service went for lunch with serene...den met up with serena n jinlun they all n went parkway...den i went to giv tuition...thereafter my parents come n fetch me to go bowling(they help me fetch my bowling equipments too)...thought wld play super badly cos i wasnt in gd mood cos of the aches all ard my body...however...guess wat?i got 188 for my 1st game...den 144 den 123...though it deproved...but quite satisfied...it's like if i got even my lowest(123) for the bowling youth activity n got champion..i wld at least feel a lil' bit better...but no lor...hmmm...sianzzz...niwae...enjoyed the league...luckily my coach was there..if he wasnt...guess dat 188 wldnt be there...wahahaha...
hmmm...after bowling i met up with serena they all again...for dinner...but i ate fruits onli...we chit chat till 10plus den go home...hmmm...cos i'm carrying my heaving bowling bag...Mr Nice guy Ethan helped me carry it and sent me home...he's always so nice lor...juz so caring...he cld hav juz gone home as his place was walkin distance from the place w r at...but he took the trouble to take bus with mi...carry my heavy bowling bag...n send mi home to my doorstep...awww...thanks boy...wah...i'm falling asleep soon....v v v tired lor...goota sleep...if not cant concentrate on work tmr...nitez to all of u!!!~~~
take care n
God Bless~
love ya~
Monday, July 11, 2005
Elderly Lovers
There were these two elderly people living in an Oregon mobile home
park.
He was a widower and she a widow.
They had known one another for a number of years.
One evening there was a community supper in the big activity center.
These two were at the same table, across from one another.
As the meal went on, he made a few admiring glances at her and finally
gathered up his courage to ask her, "Will you marry me?"
After about six seconds of careful consideration, she answered: "Yes,
Yes,
I will."
The meal ended and with a few more pleasant exchanges, they went to
their
respective places.
Next morning, he was troubled. "Did she say 'yes' or did she say 'no'?"
He couldn't remember. Try as he would, he just could not recall.
Not even a faint memory. With trepidation, he went to the telephone and
called her.
First, he explained to her that he didn't remember as well as he used
to.
Then he reviewed the lovely evening past. As he gained a little more
courage,he then inquired of her, "When I asked if you would marry me,
did
you say
'Yes' or did you say 'No'?"
He was delighted to hear her say, "Why,I said, 'Yes, yes I will' and I
meant it with all my heart."
Then she continued, "And I am so glad that you called, because I
couldn't
remember who had asked me"
park.
He was a widower and she a widow.
They had known one another for a number of years.
One evening there was a community supper in the big activity center.
These two were at the same table, across from one another.
As the meal went on, he made a few admiring glances at her and finally
gathered up his courage to ask her, "Will you marry me?"
After about six seconds of careful consideration, she answered: "Yes,
Yes,
I will."
The meal ended and with a few more pleasant exchanges, they went to
their
respective places.
Next morning, he was troubled. "Did she say 'yes' or did she say 'no'?"
He couldn't remember. Try as he would, he just could not recall.
Not even a faint memory. With trepidation, he went to the telephone and
called her.
First, he explained to her that he didn't remember as well as he used
to.
Then he reviewed the lovely evening past. As he gained a little more
courage,he then inquired of her, "When I asked if you would marry me,
did
you say
'Yes' or did you say 'No'?"
He was delighted to hear her say, "Why,I said, 'Yes, yes I will' and I
meant it with all my heart."
Then she continued, "And I am so glad that you called, because I
couldn't
remember who had asked me"
Thursday, July 07, 2005
Lone Ranger & Tonto
The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert.
After they got
their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep.
Some hours later,
Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, "Kemo Sabe, look
towards sky, what
you see?"
The Lone Ranger replies, "I see millions of stars."
"What that tell you?" asked Tonto.
The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says,
"Astronomically
speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies
and potentially
billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that
Saturn is in Leo.
Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter
past three in the
morning. Theologically, it's evident the Lord is
all-powerful and we are
small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we
will have a
beautiful day tomorrow. What's it tell you, Tonto?"
Tonto is silent for a moment, then says, "Kemo Sabe,
you dumber than
buffalo shit. Someone has stolen tent."
After they got
their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep.
Some hours later,
Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, "Kemo Sabe, look
towards sky, what
you see?"
The Lone Ranger replies, "I see millions of stars."
"What that tell you?" asked Tonto.
The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says,
"Astronomically
speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies
and potentially
billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that
Saturn is in Leo.
Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter
past three in the
morning. Theologically, it's evident the Lord is
all-powerful and we are
small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we
will have a
beautiful day tomorrow. What's it tell you, Tonto?"
Tonto is silent for a moment, then says, "Kemo Sabe,
you dumber than
buffalo shit. Someone has stolen tent."
Monday, July 04, 2005
~slackingz~
~and you shall seek Me and find Me, when you search for Me with all your heart. Jeremiah 29:13~
wah...v full...juz came back from lunch...me n another cleeogue,Clara, took a train down to Toa Payoh to have lunch...Novena Square too boring...wahahha...we had 'La Mian' for lunch...filling...haha...after food we went to walk walk abit...bought Old Chang Kee...den took a train back to work...boredzzz...yupz...now kinda lazy to start work...so i write my blog lor...hav not written for quite long...hee...too lazy...hee...hmmm...
kinda tired lor...cos past few days nv had enuf sleep...but also partly due to me not wanting to sleep early...hee...will always chat online till 2plus am den go sleep...den hafta wake up early for work...haa...hmmm...my last week was kinda packed...especially with work...on mon n wed i worked till after 10pm...alot to do...cos got quarterly reporting...stress...on tue i went bowling with my collegues...din really play well...thur went jogging at east coast...5km...after dat had a yummy supper..oops...haha...den on fri got Net...but onli mi n serene cos others cant make it...hee...yup...den on sat...gotta wake up v early...went to work at 8am...work till 12pm...den rushed to giv tuition...den to The Edge for worship...den down to my cousin's house at Bukit Timah for BBQ...wow...tiring lor...n i stayed there will after midnight...hmmm...luckily on sunday i got to sleep abit longer...cos service starts at 3pm...hee...before that i met up with serene n geraldine for lunch den go for service...sunday's service was great!it's our corporate service...n many were invited...held at expo hall3...never did we expect it to be so grand...there're lotsa ppl lor...smthg we din really expect...cos usually our corporate service doesnt look as big...hee...but the service was really nice...cos' there's a performance..in a boxing ring!haa...everyting was nice...however i think that they shld preach more...hee...but i'm really happy to see soo many ppl wanting to get saved...Amen!it's great!hee...yup...den after service i went down to katong for the bowling league...wah...kinda disappointed with my 1st game...lousy lor...my other collegues made fun of mi...i got 99 lor...sadz...but i picked up in the 2nd game...got 180...kinda my highest game...hee...den 139...yah...thanks to ricky...cos' he's been there trying to correct my mistake...hee...yah...he's gona be my coach soon...hee...gona really train hard on my bowling...hee...
yup...gotta stop here le...muz start to work...if not my supervisor will nag...hee...bz month mah...ok...gotta go....take care all of ya...thanks for reading!
God Bless!
God Loves ya~
wah...v full...juz came back from lunch...me n another cleeogue,Clara, took a train down to Toa Payoh to have lunch...Novena Square too boring...wahahha...we had 'La Mian' for lunch...filling...haha...after food we went to walk walk abit...bought Old Chang Kee...den took a train back to work...boredzzz...yupz...now kinda lazy to start work...so i write my blog lor...hav not written for quite long...hee...too lazy...hee...hmmm...
kinda tired lor...cos past few days nv had enuf sleep...but also partly due to me not wanting to sleep early...hee...will always chat online till 2plus am den go sleep...den hafta wake up early for work...haa...hmmm...my last week was kinda packed...especially with work...on mon n wed i worked till after 10pm...alot to do...cos got quarterly reporting...stress...on tue i went bowling with my collegues...din really play well...thur went jogging at east coast...5km...after dat had a yummy supper..oops...haha...den on fri got Net...but onli mi n serene cos others cant make it...hee...yup...den on sat...gotta wake up v early...went to work at 8am...work till 12pm...den rushed to giv tuition...den to The Edge for worship...den down to my cousin's house at Bukit Timah for BBQ...wow...tiring lor...n i stayed there will after midnight...hmmm...luckily on sunday i got to sleep abit longer...cos service starts at 3pm...hee...before that i met up with serene n geraldine for lunch den go for service...sunday's service was great!it's our corporate service...n many were invited...held at expo hall3...never did we expect it to be so grand...there're lotsa ppl lor...smthg we din really expect...cos usually our corporate service doesnt look as big...hee...but the service was really nice...cos' there's a performance..in a boxing ring!haa...everyting was nice...however i think that they shld preach more...hee...but i'm really happy to see soo many ppl wanting to get saved...Amen!it's great!hee...yup...den after service i went down to katong for the bowling league...wah...kinda disappointed with my 1st game...lousy lor...my other collegues made fun of mi...i got 99 lor...sadz...but i picked up in the 2nd game...got 180...kinda my highest game...hee...den 139...yah...thanks to ricky...cos' he's been there trying to correct my mistake...hee...yah...he's gona be my coach soon...hee...gona really train hard on my bowling...hee...
yup...gotta stop here le...muz start to work...if not my supervisor will nag...hee...bz month mah...ok...gotta go....take care all of ya...thanks for reading!
God Bless!
God Loves ya~
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