jOkes

***i'm not being racist hor...juz posting it for fun***

> > >One day, Mr Singh gets a new born child. So he
> > >starts filling the birth certificate. At the
> > >same time, a couple who are touring India,
> > >met him and congratulated him on getting a
> > >son. Mr Singh is very happy. The next day,
> > >the couple go to Delhi. There they find the very
> > >same Singh writing the very same form. The
> > >puzzled couple approached Mr Singh and
> > >asked him " Mr Singh, yesterday, we saw you at >
> >
> > >Mumbai
> > >filling the same certificate, but today you are
> > >here?" Mr Singh replies "I came here because on
> > >the certificate it said: "WRITE IN CAPITAL."
>
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> > >At the examination hall, Mr Singh was reading
> > >the instructions on the question paper
> > >before crying out in despair. He thought for
> > >a while and started stripping his shirt, pants, &
>
> > >hellip; On seeing that, the invigilator rushed
> > >forward and asked "Singh why are you
> > >stripping yourself?" To which Mr Singh replied
> > >"But the instruction say: ANSWER IN BRIEF."
>
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>
> > The doctor told Mr Singh that if he ran
> > eight kilometres a day for 300 days, he
> > would loose 34 kilos.
> > At the end of 300 days, Mr Singh
> > called the doctor to report he had lost
> > weight, but he had a problem.
> > "What's the problem?"
> > asked the
> > doctor. "I'm 2400 km from home."
>
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> > 2 Singhs got fed up with the Indian
> > Govt and decided to blow up the
> > parliament. They take 2
> > bombs, put them in a suitcase in the
> > front seat of their car and set
> > off. One asks the
> > other "What happens if the bombs
> > blast off now" The other says
> > "Don't worry. I
> > have a spare bomb in the
> > back seat"
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>
> > Mr Singh was filling up an application
> > form for a job. He promptly filled the
> > columns titled NAME,AGE,ADDRESS etc.Then he came
> to
> > the column "SALARY EXPECTED". He was not sure what
> >
> > to write there. After much thought he
> > wrote: YES.