Thursday, July 28, 2005

PaRtY (juz for laughs)

FOUR FRIENDS AT A PARTY


Four friends, who hadn't seen each other in 30 years, reunited at a
party. After several drinks, one of the men had to use the rest room.


Those who remained talked about their kids.


The first guy said, "My son is my pride and joy. He started working
at
a successful company at the bottom of the barrel. He studied
Economics
and Business Administration and soon began to climb the corporate
ladder and now he's the president of the company. He became so rich
that
he gave his best friend a top of the line Mercedes for his birthday."





The second guy said, "Damn, that's terrific! My son is also my pride
and
joy. He started working for a big airline, then went to flight school


to become a pilot . Eventually he became a partner in the company,
where
he owns the majority of its assets. He's so rich that he gave his
best
friend a brand new jet for his birthday."


The third man said: "Well, that's terrific! My son studied in the
best
universities and became an engineer. Then he started his own
construction company and is now a multimillionaire. He also gave away


something very nice and expensive to his best friend for his
birthday:
A 30,000 square foot mansion."


The three friends congratulated each other just as the fourth
returned
from the rest-room and asked: "What are all the congratulations for?"


One of the three said: "We were talking about the pride we feel for
the
successes of our sons. ..What about your son?"


The fourth man replied: "My son is gay and makes a living dancing as
a
stripper at a nightclub. The three friends said: "What a
shame...what a
disappointment." The fourth man replied: "No, I'm not ashamed. He's
my
son and I love him. And he's lucky, too. His birthday just passed
the
other day and he received a beautiful 30,000 square foot mansion, a
brand new jet and a top of the line Mercedes from his three
boyfriends."

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