Tongue Twister

Good technique to teach your tongue to speak correctly!

Peter bought a butter,
The butter Peter bought was bitter,
So Peter Bought A better butter,
To make the bitter butter better.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
He would chuck, he would, as much as he could, and chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

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Which witch wished which wicked wish?

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Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.
Did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers?
If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?

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She sells sea shells by the sea shore.
The shells she sells are surely seashells.
So if she sells shells on the seashore,
I'm sure she sells seashore shells.

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A flea and a fly flew up in a flue.
Said the flea: "Let us fly!"
Said the fly: "Let us flee!"
So they flew through a flaw in the flue.

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Betty Botter had some butter,
But, she said, "this butter's bitter.
If I bake this bitter butter, it would make my batter bitter.
But a bit of better butter that would make my batter better.
So she bought a bit of butter, better than her bitter butter,
And she baked it in her batter,
and the batter was not bitter.
So 'twas better Betty Botter bought a bit of better butter.

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A big black bug bit a big black bear,
made the big black bear bleed blood.
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Lesser leather never weathered wetter weather better.

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A bitter biting bittern Bit a better brother bittern,
And the bitter better bittern Bit the bitter biter back.
And the bitter bittern, bitten, By the better bitten bittern,
Said: "I'm a bitter biter bit, alack!"

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Mr. See owned a saw.
And Mr. Soar owned a seesaw.
Now See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw
Before Soar saw See,
Which made Soar sore.
Had Soar seen See's saw before See sawed Soar's seesaw,
See's saw would not have sawed Soar's seesaw.
So See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw.
But it was sad to see Soar so sore
Just because See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw!

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Silly Sally swiftly shooed seven silly sheep.
The seven silly sheep Silly Sally shooed
shilly-shallied south.
These sheep shouldn't sleep in a shack;
sheep should sleep in a sack.

~tiring week~

~for he who sows to his flesh will of the flesh reap corruption, but he who sows to the Spirit will of the Spirit reap everlasting life. Galatians 6:8~

yawnzzz...juz soo tired...but feel like writing...hee...hmmm...haven blog for afew daes cos i was v...i went for Encounter...something like a church camp except that i have many lessons to attend...in the 2 days n 2 nites camp...lessons are goin on n on except during meal times...kinda tiring...but very worth it...cos i really experienced God...He revealed many things to me...felt a great big burden off me...i've learnt to forgive...even foun out dat there r some issues which i've always thought i've forgiven those ppl...but actually not...hmmm...anyways...i never regret goin for this Encounter...it really helps me alot...hmm...actually i cant go for this encounter...my dad disapprove of mi goin...but i really wana go...n seldom hav this coincidence dat my exams over,bz period in work over n able to take leave...everything juz fits well...juz feel dat God really wants me to go...yeah...wah...i'm really tired...hmmm...gotta sleep as soon as i finish blogging...hahaha..hmmm...even yah...after the encounter...i even went to work lor...even if on leave...cos i'm afraid monday the amt of work will be accumulated to alot...dats y go back on fri to do some...hmmm...work till ard 8pm...hmmm...
den on saturday...my dae was really tiring...not onli tired...my head aches badly...hahaha...sian...i shld be getting more rest...but instead i'm getting more bz...early in the morning gotta wake up to go bowling...my team changed the date to play 2dae cos if not nobody will b free on sundae...n actually i already requested not to play...but the other 2 female team members cant make it...so i boh bian muz play(muz at least 1 female bowler)...however quite happy with my bowling results...not bad...hee...however...got 2 members din play well...hmmm...duno can win the other team anot...hope so...after bowling i still gotta rush down to church in yishun...cos got duty to temd the cafe...hmmm...n my other 2 helpers late...so i gotta do everything myself in the start...n wait for them to reach...my head v pain lor...mood was really bad...but i didnt let it affect my duty...hmmm...service n the selling end ard 7plus i guess...den me and afew church frens went to town to eat...hee...den always ard...den go home...i'm juz super impressed with a church fren lor...this young boy is juz sooo gentleman...really duno wat words to describe him...but i can really sae he's really a gd boy...cos i was carrying my bowling bag(which was kinda heavy)...he offered to take for me...anywhere we walked to he carry lor...the other guys din even offer to help lor...he's the youngest yet the most gentleman...haha...gd boy Ethan~ haha...sometimes i really duno how to sae...but he's really attentive...v nice...for eg we were eating...den i ordered drinks...it was left near him so i asked for it to pass to mi...guess wat?b4 passing it to me...he opened and poured it into the cup for mi 1st b4 passing to mi!wow!i doubt any other guys wld do dis lor...1st time i see a guy doing dis...n he not onli carried my bag for mi...he helped another gal fren carry hers...i also bought some stuff...he also help mi take...wah...really duno use wat words to describe...cos i nv come across such guys b4...he very 'zi dong' lor...he even sent me home so dat he can help mi carry my bowling bag...cos i got sae i gotta walk quite far from the bus stop i alighting...he actually wana take another bus home...but changed his mind...help mi take instead...wah...really nice of him...he gotta rush for his project lor...yet still send mi home...the 1st time he send mi home he's also bz with projects...wah...feel guilty sia...somemore help me carry my stuff till my doorstep...hmmm...i guess such guys are very few...hmmm...but i wld really like to sae he's really a gd guy...i keep telling him dat his future gf will be very blessed to hav him...sure kena spoilt 1...hahaha...but he's still young lah...still got many years ahead...haha...niwae...i feel happy to noe him as a fren...at least he shows some hope dat there are at least such gd guys ard...hahahaha...so i may hav hope...wahahaha...however...gd guys r usually taken up...wahahahaha...but thanks alot Ethan~haha...nex time if i noe of any gd gal...i sure intro u...hahahaha...but u better study hard 1st...hahaha...
kk will stop here...falling asleep liao...n gotta be up early for church class n service...nite to all...take gd care~
God Bless n Love ya~

Love your liver~Love your Health~

Love your liver

The main causes of liver damage are:

1. Sleeping too late and waking up too late are the main cause.

2. Not urinating in the morning.

3. Too much eating.

4. Skipping breakfast.

5. Consuming too much medication.

6 Consuming too much preservatives, additives, food coloring, and
arficial sweetener.

7 Consuming unhealthy cooking oil. As much as possible reduce cooking
oil use when frying, which incl! udes even the best cooking oils like
olive oil. Do not consume fried foods when you are tired, except if the body

Is very fit.

8 Consuming raw (overly done) foods also add to the burden of liver.
veggies should be eaten raw or cooked 3-5 parts. Fried veggies should be
finished in one sitting, do not store.

We just have to adopt a good daily lifestyle and eating habits.
Maintaining good eating habits and time condition are very important for
our bodies to absorb and get rid of unnecessary chemicals according to
"schedule.":

Evening at 9 - 11pm : is the time for eliminating unnecessary/toxic
chemicals (de-toxification) from the antibody system (lymph nodes). This
time duration should be spent by relaxing or listening to music. If during
this time a housewife is still in an unrelaxed state such as washing the
dishes or monitoring children doing their homework, this will have a
negative impact on health.

Evening at 11pm - 1am : is the de-toxification process in the liver, and
ideally should be done in a deep sleep state.

Early morning 1 - 3am : de-toxification process in the gall, also
ideally done in a deep sleep state.

Early morning 3 - 5am : de-toxification in the lungs. Therefore there
will sometimes be a severe cough for cough sufferers during this time.
Since the de-toxification process had reached the respiratory tract, there

is no need to take cough medicine so as not to interfere with toxin removal
process.

Morning 5 - 7am : de-toxification in the colon, you! should empty your
bowel.

Morning 7 - 9am : absorption of nutrients in the small intestine, you
should be having breakfast at this time. Breakfast should be earlier,
before 6:30am, for those who are sick. Breakfast before 7:30am is very beneficial
to those wanting to stay fit. Those who always skip breakfast, they should
change their habits, and it is still better to eat breakfast late until 9 -
10am rather than no meal at all.

Sleeping so late and waking up too late will disrupt the process of
removing unnecessary chemicals. Aside from that, midnight to 4am is the
time when the bone marrow produces blood. Therefore, have a good sleep and don't
sleep late.

FYI on SoyaBean milk

For Your Info...

All of us know that soyabean milk drink provides good protein to our body… but not many of us know about the technicalities involved, on when to consume and when not to consume soyabean milk drinks.

Soyabean milk drinks are best consumed on hot sunny days where the sun is burning and glaring. The soyabean milk provide lots of nutrients to the body, as the body is able to absorb the protein well, under this type of weather condition.

However, avoid drinking soyabean milk when the weather is cloudy or raining. Drinking soyabean milk under this weather conditions, facts has proven that the body will not be able to absorb the protein. After a long run, it will result in a disease called "GOUT" or "high acidic urine", which is due to the high protein residue in the body.

GOUT will cause you to have pain to both your knee joints & heels, and it can only be controlled when you cut down on your food intake of proteins and aided with medications. The pain is unbearable. And, more often than not, usually, you will not have the slightest clue as to what would have caused you to have the pain.

Over the years of too much of foods intake like soya beans, ikan billis, broccoli, spinach, peanuts, animal organs ( i.e. pork liver) etc, could result in GOUT, so it's best to monitor your diet to help avoid GOUT as a cause of prevention.

So dear friends, plz pass this on to your family, relatives and frenz to keep an alert of the grain of truth to the pros and cons of soyabean milk, and be cautious at all times as to when it is best taken and when to avoid it.

~lousy~

~let us hold fast the confession of our hope without wavering, for He who promised is faithful. Hebrews 10:23~

*WHY R U STILL AT HOME???!!!* my dad exclaimed loudly~...i opened my eyes...saw the clock which says 7:05am...*OH NO!* i shouted...*LATE!!!* den i told my dad to wait for mi to fetch me...i brushed teeth,wash face,wear contacts...quickly grab my clothes n stuff in the bag...changed to my running attire...bfore i dashed outta the house...i angrily shouted at my maid...oopz...i noe i shldt do dat...but juz did it outta anger...the race had already started lor...lucky mine is relay...abit later...i told my maid to wake mi up at 5am...yup she did...but cos i too tired...i went back to sleep(slept at 2plus am mah)...yah i noe it's my fault to sleep late n go back to sleep...but i already told her is impt...muz wake up no matter wat...means muz check if i din wake up muz cal again...n dat 2hrs she did nothing...put no effort to check...guess she's lazing around...i was lucky my dad woke up early...u noe how she wake ppl up?other details i wun sae...some may noe(disgusted)...she will juz call out my name...den i will juz move abit...n she tot i'm awake...n left the room...no turning back...wat the....some may noe how angry i feel everytime...really pissed with dis maid...haiz...but nvm...no more tok abt her...back to my topic...yah...my dad sent mi to bedok reservoir...*phew*..though late...but nv late for the relay...ppl were still running for the open...hmmm...den i warmed up abit...hmmm...(still feeling sleepy...not awaken totally)...den b4 the relay start...we walked to our respective positions...10teams...i'm runner no.2...there are many gd runners in the 10teams of relay lor...oh yah...muz run 1.1km each...hmmm...den our 1st runners came...my 1st runner was 3rd...den my turn...when i started...i juz duno y i felt so tired after awhile...panting...quite unexpected lor...cos the past 2trainings(onli 2 trainings after 1yr plus) i din feel dat tired...after abt 500m i even walked 20sec...lousy rite?haiz...den got 1 he's juz damn fast...sprint lor...v v fast...when i reached my 3rd runner...tink i was 4th or 5th...haiz...sad...all my fault...cld hav done better...wat happened to mi???!!!my team tied with another...5th place...prize money onli $80...so since tied...means $10 each...haiz...if i did not stop n did better...wldnt be like dat liao...haiz...after dat we ate abit...food provided...collected the prize...n goodie bags...den go our ways...oh yah when we were walking to our positions...me,patricia n florence gotta noe a guy from another division...he's the guy hu sprinted v fast 1 lah...haha...yah we talked alot...juz casual tok...we tok more after the 1.1km run while walkin back to the tentage...his team got 1st i think...haiyo...in the open he got 3rd i think...wah...siao 1...wahahaha...hmmm...oh yah...after the whole thing he sent mi to my fren's house...very nice of him...haha...hmm...when i reached my fren's hse...i juz rested...v tired...after i took a bath n we went to meet another fren...lunch...after dat i went to teach...n they went other place...cos i'm still v sleepy...i somehow 'rested' at my student's house n let her do work...wahaha...typical mi...hahaha..but i did teach lah...cos onli rested awhile...hee...after dat i took a cab down to katong shopping centre for the bowling league...actually dowana play...but cos nobody to play(female)--all bz...so i hav to go...sian lor...i played v v badly in the 1st 2 games...117 n 119...lucky picked up in the last game...154...but still not v gd though...i somehow pulled down the whole team in the 1st 2games...i'm sorry guys...haiz...juz feeling lousy...pulled down my team in the relay...n now for bowling...wat happened to mi???!!!haiz...after the game...Roy...my team member sent mi home...thanks man...if not i'm really v v lazy to take bus...n i dowana waste $ take cab again...haha...yup...den went home n wash up n online!hee...yah...gotta stop here...need sleep...workin tmr sia...sianzzz...sure got Mondat blues...haha...
oh yah~ 2dae's Father's Day...juz wana wish all Dad Happy Father's Day!!!including my dad...(he's angry cos i'm out the whole dae n din go for dinner with them)...i'm sorry...haiz...see...juz feel lousy 2dae...n oh yah...Happy Father's Day to Lord,God out Father~ hee...
yup...gotta stop here...take gd care all of ya~ hav fun!

God Bless n love ya~~~
;p

watch it...it's cute

http://ind.ntou.edu.tw/~winman/funny.swf

something to ponder on...

One rainy afternoon I was driving along one of the main streets

of town, taking those extra

precautions necessary when the roads are wet and slick.

Suddenly, my daughter, Aspen ,

spoke up from her relaxed position in her seat. "Dad, I'm

thinking of something."

This announcement usually meant she had been pondering some

fact for a while, and

was now ready to expound all that her six-year-old mind had

discovered. I was eager to hear.

"What are you thinking?" I asked.

"The rain! ;" she began, "is like sin, and the windshield

wipers are like God wiping our sins away."

After the chill bumps raced up my arms I was able to respond.

"That's really good, Aspen."

Then my curiosity broke in. How far would this little girl take

this revelation? So I asked... "Do you notice how the rain

keeps on coming? What does that tell you?"

Aspen didn't hesitate one moment with her answer:

"We keep on sinning, and God just keeps on forgiving us."

I will always remember this whenever I turn my wipers on.

Isn't it distressing to know that when you forward this message

you will not send it to many

on your address list because you're not sure what they believe,

or what they will think of you for

sending it to them.

Funny how we can be more worried about what other people think

of us than what God thinks of

us.

In order to see the Rainbow, you must first endure some Rain.

~finally over~

~when you face up to God's glory, you find yourself facedown in worship~

oooohhhh yyyyeeeaaahhhh!!!!!my exams finally over~~~wah...my life had been tough during the past few weeks...busy at work and busy studying and preparing for exams...n i actually din really study much as much of my time taken up by my work...even the past 2 nites...been doin OT till late...other dan monday cos i'm on leave to take exam(macroecons)...n 2dae is my Law of Biz Transactions paper...the econs was ok...except that the MCQ is kinda tricky...the essay qns were ok...finished the paper in less dan 2hrs out of 3hrs...hmmm...den for 2dae's paper...it's the 1st time in my life i write non-stop for 3 whole hrs!in my past exams...i usually will write and stop at times to look around n eat sweet...but for 2dae...i dun hav time to look around or eat my sweets...juz kept on writing n writing...however...sad to sae...i could not finish writing...out of 4qns...there are 2 of which i cant finish...haiz...very sad...really hope to pass both of my papers...hmmm...however...i still wana thank God for being with me all these while giving me the strength to go thru all these...He always bless me with things i've asked for...Amen!
hmmm...tho' now exams over...i will still hav exams 3mths later..sian...always hav exams once every 3mths...hmmm...wat to do...for the better of my future...hee...
anyway...my sch gona start on 4th july...so now gona play like siao...tho hafta work...but now the busy period juz gona over...so can slack...sooo happy...hee...but..one thing bad is dat nex mth will be a super bz period at work...n my sch new sem aso gona start at the same time...hmmm...how am i gona cope?but nvm...been thru this for 3times le...so i guess i can do it now...but it may b abit diff cos my boss left...shorthanded lor...the my new supervisor new to the quarterly reporting procedure...hope it goes smooth...hee...hmmm
aiya...will stop here...tiredz...
take care all of ya
God Bless n Love ya~~~

~time wasting~

~therefore my beloved brethren, be steadfast, immovable, always abounding in the work of the Lord knowing that your labour is not in vain in the Lord~

wah!!!waste of time!!!but better than nothing...

2dae woke up quite early...duno y aso...ate 2 ba zhang for breakfast...den did abit of my law...den prepare to go meet ben, feli, n jevon to study at SIM...b4 i was abt to leave home...my aunty(stay near mi) came to my place...so i chatted w her till i tink i'm really v late...hee...took bus 151 down to SIM...studied till 4pm...went home...change n meet Pauline...we had dinner and thereafter went to indoor stadium to watch PCK the musical...yup...i got a pair of tix from another department...hmmm...oh we were v early...n waited till the musical start...hmmm...wah...alot of uob staff go lor...guess nobody buys the tix...dats y got so many free ones...hee...hmm...wah the starting i kinda dun understand abit...den the middle understand...n some parts here n there dun understand...wah...i duno how to sae lor...this musical i think canot make it lor...the storyline so weird...many unnecessary stuff n scenes...oh no...i really duno where the $3mil go to lor...i think the whole tink really bad...many left early...i even sleep at some parts...onli those hu paid for premium seats stayed on the whole thing...hahaha...anyway i also stayed throughout...find it quite rude to leave halfway...hahaa...hmm...wah...actually i felt being 'pang seh' by my fren...cos right after the show...she disappeared...go find her fren...leave mi alone like dat lor...so sad...but she appeared again...but was too engrossed with her frens n somehow ignored mi...i feel v sad lor...i 'hao xin' invited her to watch this musical w mi...i asked her 1st lor...cos i knew it was her bdae...so i asked her wana go anot...hmmm...but canot blame lah...cos we go different directions...but at least she shld be erm...thankful?haiya...duno lor...den i walked to the bus stop(she left with her frens)...but not long later...my boss(ex boss i shld sae) called mi askin whether i wan a lift to suntec...hee...yah...den he n his gf sent mi to suntec...den i walked to the bus stop to take bus home...at least it's 1 straight bus ride...if i were to take from the stadium,1stly sure wait v long...2ndly muz change another 2more times...so i'm quite thankful for Kenny to offer the lift...hee...hmmm...
yup...actually was supposed to write last nite...on my boss(supervisor) last dae...but was too bz with my studying...hee...hmmm...actually his last dae was quite a normal 1...cos we r bz with work...n he's too bz at work...last min touch up...hee...but mi,big boss, him n another collegue went for lunch 2gether...bak kut teh...not bad...quite nice...hee...after dat...he still gotta go HR to settle some stuff...den he came back...did some work...n also sending out emails to ppl informin abt his last dae n hu's taking over(mi n Stanley)...hee...yah...i helped him think of the names he should send out to lor...haha...he ar...can sae quite bad in spelling ppl's names...hahaha...after dat...ard 7plus...b4 i left...i gave him a last handshake...yup...held back tears...v sad 1 lor...cos he's really a gd boss...but nvm...the nex boss aso not bad 1...haha...hmmm...yah i gav him a tie n a tie pin...think kinda ugly...but i no time to choose n i duno how to choose...so erm...it gotta look ugly...hahaha...but it's the thought that counts...hmmm...anyway...i hereby wish my ex boss, Kenny, all the best in his new environment...he better quickly get married so i can get ang bao from him...hahaha...yup...dat's all...hee...
will stop here...gotta study...n also sleep soon...cos got church lessons early...nitez all...byeeeee...
God Bless n love ya~

Best Barber in New York --abt s'poreans

hahaha..v true..

n i get it straight at the last scroll to the ans! hahah....
ok try.. try... DUN peep~

>There once was a very good old barber in New York.
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thank you card and a dozen roses waiting at his door.
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Qian Bian Wen Da Ti

Qian Bian Wen Da Ti

1) Ah mei's dad has 7 wives, the 5th and 7th are africans. Guess a
chinese
'chen yu'

2) Every night xiao ming's mum will tuck him into bed. whenever he ask
her
to cover him with blanket, his mum will scold n slap him, why?

3) Ah bao was murdered! however the police quickly found the killer..
who
is it?

4) xiao bai n da bai r bros. As xiao bai grows older, he look more n
more
like his bro. Guess a chen yu

5) Osama, Bush , Blair and Saddam play mahjong ... Who will win first ??

6) Wats a panda biggest wish on earth ???

7) Who will pick up the dumping(ba zhang) on the floor ?

8) There are 3 Male and 1 Female pencils in a box. The Female pencil got
pregnant!! Which Male pencil is responsible?

9) cow in north pole... guess a shoe brand...

10) Xiao ming drinks milk to grow up, Da ming drinks what?

11) He Shang Shu Tou Fa (Monk combs hair). Guess a country.

12) Which brand of shampoo is the wealthiest

13) There are 2 birds on a tree. Below the tree is a goat..in chinese is
yang. When the yang died.. wad did the female bird told the male bird tt
makes the male birdy horny?

* * * A N S W E R S * * *


1) Wu Qi Ma hei


2) "Ma, na bei"


3) Dou Sa Bao


4) Zhen Xiang Da Bai


5) Saddam Hu Xian (Hussein)


6) Taking colour photo


7) Xiang Long Shi Ba Zhang


8) the one without the rubber


9) new balance ( nu bei leng si)


10) Alcohol because Jiu Yang Da Ming


11) Scotland (su ke lan aka comb for f**k?)


12) "Lux" Super Rich


13) Xia mian "yang" si liao

Chinese Jews Joke

Oscar Weil and Benjamin Oppenheimer are Jews, and were sitting in a

Chinese restaurant in Shanghai.



"Oscar," asked Benjie, "Are there any Jews in China?"



"I don't know," Oscar replied."Why don't we ask the waiter?"



When the waiter came by, Benjie asked him, "Are there any Chinese Jews

here in Shanghai?"



"I don't know sir, let me ask," the waiter replied, and he went into the

kitchen.



He returned in a few minutes and said, "No, sir. No Chinese Jews."



"Are you sure?" Benjie asked.



"I will check again, sir" the waiter replied and went back to the

kitchen. While he was still gone, Oscar said, "I cannot believe there

are no Jews in China, our people are scattered everywhere."



When the waiter returned he said, "Sir, no Chinese Jews." "Are you

really sure?"

Benjie asked again. "I cannot believe there are no Chinese Jews."



"Sir, I asked everyone," the waiter replied exasperated. "We have orange Jews,

apple Jews, tomato Jews and grape Jews, but no one ever hear of Chinese Jews !

If you want, we have Chinese Tea."

~yeah~

~"I have chosen you n have not rejected you. so do not fear, for I am with you, do not be dismayed, for I an your God. I will strengthen you n help you. I will uphold you with my righteous right hand." Isaiah 4:10~

hmmm...juz reached home...hee...not a bad day for todae...hee...
woke up early 2dae...cos got church class every sun morning at 9am...yupz...actually the classes r gd...prepares mi for the morning service...hee...morning service was orite...video conference from another region...a pastor from overseas came over to preach...hmmm...after service...a group of us went to lavender food court to eat...winnie n her family were also with us...so fun...cos her 2kids are soo cute...little joshua n little joash...hee...n guess wat?cos 1 of the church fren,marcus, was talking abt his godma...den i sae i dun hav any...n hope to hav 1...so winnie suggested that she be my godma...yea...so exciting...was soo happy...hee...means i can aso be the godsis of joshua n joash...n their little sister who is coming out mayb in August...wow...it's gona be fun...hee...i've got a godma,godpa n 3 god siblings...hee...yeah~ after lunch...they sent marcus n timothy home...den sent me to my student's hse cos i gotta teach...soo nice of them...hee...Thanks alot my dearest godparents...hee...actually i can also feel God is blessing me in every ways...Thank You Father...Amen!
after i finish teaching...my parents came n sent me to katong shopping centre...for my bowling league...hee...wah..i played a game b4 the league...n broke my thumb nail...so sad...however...during the league...everything was quite ok...the 1st game was great...we all played well...but lose form in the subsequent 2games...i got 151,149...but the last game onli 110...sad...cos i canot adjust to a new line...right handers are usually at disadvantage for hook bowlers...yup...but overall was quite satisfied ba...our team i think got win...hee...yipee...we r catching up...we used to be at the bottom...but we r slowly climbing up...with Roy around...no fear man...hee...Keep up the Good Work Roy~ hee...
yup...dis is how i spent my day...feeling sleepy...but i wana study leh...sianzzz...how?haiz...hope i can tahan as much as possible...exam is juz in another week...oh no...haiz...niwae...will stop here for 2dae...njoy ur Monday~n the rest of the week...take care...
God Bless ya~
muackz~

me n gena_2 

me n piyo 

four of us 

GM guides 

kelly n me 

me and gena(xin fu woman)_1 

ex guides 

~she's juz so xin fu~

~let us therefore come boldly to the throne of grace, that we may obtain mercy and find grace to help in time of need. Hebrews 4:16~

woah!the weather is juz so humid!hot sia...keep on perspiring...hmmm...
2dae...my dae was juz fine...woke up ard 9plus...intending to study...in the end i watch tv...den ard 12plus i went orchard bought something for my to-be-goin supervisor...den went to class...2dae's class was quite orite...however,kinda worried abt my assignment results...2dae my lecturer got the scripts of our assignments...den b4 he start the class...he read out ppl's names on each scripts...guess he juz wana see whose script izzit...den when he saw whose script it is...he will den look thru the script n giv different expressions...den when he called my name...i raised my hand...den he said "oh u ar"...he started reading thru my script...den giving bad expressions...n sae y i write this n dat...oh no!how?was so worried...cos he remembered i was the 1 hu argued back...sianzzz...hmmm...hope i wun do badly...
after class i went to The Edge immediately...while walkin to orchard mrt stn...my kind cousin saw mi...n we talked for ahwile den i went off...i stayed at The Edge till after worship n i left...cos got Geylang Methodist Girl Guides campfire...so i went there...
the campfire was erm...not very fun...cos quite lil ppl n no scouts cos they dowana come...onli 2 secondary sch guides n 1 pri sch brownies...plus GM's own guides,GB,BB n NP...n us ex guides...duh~...however...seeing the other ex guides whom i haven seen for quite long is fun...hee...missed many of them alot...seen my senior...from my patrol...she's still as beautiful...n 1 more thing...she's xin fu...so happy for her...happily married...however...abit too young?she's 23...but nvm...she's happy can le...really feel happy for her...hee...wah seeing her wedding fotos...made me got the feeling to get married soon...but...too young liao..n dun even hav bf how to think of dat?haha...nvm...God has a plan for mi...so i needn't worry...God will bless me with a gd man...i trust Him...Amen!now wat i hafta do is to concentrate on my studies n perform well at work...n continue to be with The Lord...n my family members...hee...Thank You Jesus for everything...
yup yup...reached home abt 11pm...washed up...especially with a cold shower...cos it was so humid...haha...den came online chat n write this blog...oopz...din study again...haiz...n i'm tired...gotta be up early for service n class tmr...so...that's all folks~
NItez...take care
God Bless n Love ya~

Best Letter Ever~

The best letter ever written.

Sally jumped up as soon as she saw the surgeon come out of the operating room. She said: "How is my little boy? Is he going to be all right? When can I see him?" The surgeon said, "I'm sorry. We did all we could, but your boy didn't make it." Sally said, "Why do little children get cancer? Doesn't God care any more? Where were you, God, when my son needed you?"

The surgeon asked, "Would you like some time alone with your son? One of the nurses will be out in a few minutes, before he's transported to the university." Sally asked the nurse to stay with her while she said good-bye to son. She ran her fingers lovingly through his thick red curly hair. "Would you like a lock of his hair?" the nurse asked. Sally nodded yes. The nurse cut a lock of the boy's hair, put it in a plastic bag and handed it to Sally. The mother said, "It was Jimmy's idea to donate his body to the university for study. He said it might help somebody else. "I said no at first, but Jimmy said, 'Mom, I won't be using it after I die. Maybe it will help some other little boy spend one more day with his Mom." She went on, "My Jimmy had a heart of gold. Always thinking of someone else.. Always wanting to help others if he could." Sally walked out of Children's Mercy Hospital for the last time, after spending most of the last six months there.

She put the bag with Jimmy's belongings on the seat beside her in the car. The drive home was difficult. It was even harder to enter the empty house. She carried Jimmy's belongings, and the plastic bag with the lock of his hair to her son's room. She started placing the model cars and other personal things back in his room exactly where he had always kept them. She laid down across his bed and, hugging his pillow, cried herself to sleep. It was around midnight when Sally awoke. Laying beside her on the bed was a folded letter.

The letter said: "Dear Mom, I know you're going to miss me; but don't think that I will ever forget you, or stop loving you, just 'cause I'm not around to say I LOVE YOU.. I will always love you, Mom, even more with each day. Someday we will see each other again. Until then, if you want to adopt a little boy so you won't be so lonely, that's okay with me. He can have my room and old stuff to play with. But, if you decide to get a girl instead, she probably wouldn't like the same things us boys do. You'll have to buy her dolls and stuff girls like, you know.

Don't be sad thinking about me. This really is a neat place. Grandma and Grandpa met me as soon as I got here and showed me around some, but it will take a long time to see everything. The angels are so cool. I love to watch them fly. And, you know what? Jesus doesn't look like any of his pictures. Yet, when I saw Him, I knew it was Him. Jesus himself took me to see GOD! And guess what, Mom? I got to sit on God's knee and talk to Him, like I was somebody important.. That's when I told Him that I wanted to write you a letter, to tell you good-bye and everything. But I already knew that wasn't allowed.

Well, you know what Mom? God handed me some paper and His own personal pen to write you this letter. I think Gabriel is the name of the angel who is going to drop this letter off to you. God said for me to give you the answer to one of the questions you asked Him 'Where was He when I needed him?' "God said He was in the same place with me, as when His son Jesus was on the cross. He was right there, as He always is with all His children.. Oh, by the way, Mom, no one else can see what I've written except you. To everyone else this is just a blank piece of paper. Isn't that cool? I have to give God His pen back now. He needs it to write some more names in the Book of Life.

Tonight I get to sit at the table with Jesus for supper. I'm, sure the food will be great. Oh, I almost forgot to tell you. I don't hurt anymore. The cancer is all gone. I'm glad because I couldn't stand that pain anymore and God couldn't stand to see me hurt so much, either. That's when He sent The Angel of Mercy to come get me. The Angel said I was a Special Delivery! How about that? Signed with Love from: God, Jesus & Me.



Let's see Satan stop this one. Take 60-seconds and send this to five other people, within the hour, you will have caused a multitude of believers to pray to God for each other. Then sit back and feel the Holy Spirit work in your life for doing what you know God loves Serenity comes when I stop expecting and start accepting.

~it's my 1st month into blogging!~

~My grace is sufficient for you, for My strength is made perfect in weakness. 2Corinthians 12:9~

~home at last~ after a long day...hee...yup...woke up todae feeling that i wana be nice n kind to help my collegues buy breakfast...hee...so i prepared myself n went outta my house...den started msging some collegues wat they wan for breakfast...yup...was happily takin down orders...in my mind happily thinkin dat i could aso get my rotiboy...den i reached toa payoh n walked towards the place where i gona buy the breakfast...rotiboy shop is juz bside...however...while nearing the place...i was expecting to smell the fragrance of the bread..but dun hav!i quicken my pace n found out dat it's not fully opened...shldnt be lor...usually it open v early...lazy bums...start work late...hee...but luckily the other shop was opened...den i got their breakfast n went to office...
2dae my dae was kinda bz..cos it's not only the dae where i hav to do my weekly reporting(which it created some arguments on wat shld be done correctly...grrr)...it's also the beginning of the month!monthly/regional reporting...stress~ its always like dat in the beginning of each month...boh bian...kinda suay too...cos my exams always falls on the middle of the month...which means i wun hav time to study at all cos all other days i hav to do OT...n dis period of time is worse too cos my supervisor leaving...we've gotta do more...*sianzzz*...there goes my studies...hmmm...hafta pray hard for miracles to happen...but i still hafta do my part to study as much as possible...hee...but this time the 2modules i taking r 2 tough ones..oh no~ hmm...
2dae's lunch was not bad...we were also discussing where my supervisor is gona treat us...den i suggested i think can sae one of the most expensive restaurants(international buffet) ard our area...hee...n i already had the craving to go there eat...but it's kinda costly...hee...anyway...nobody objects to my suggestion...hee...but i got feeling he will treat us there...hee...yummy...
i left at 6pm 2dae even when the argument is still not solved...hee...cos hafta go for class mah...2dae's class was quite orite...we were discussing on some possible questions for the coming exams...however...something happened which somehow entertained the whole class...haa...this teacher embarrassed mi last week...n 2dae also!he was talkin abt a qn somebody asked...he said it was a stupid qn(which i think was not!it was juz a form of clarification)...den he keep saying if he recalled...it shld be a female hu asked it...n continued blabbing dat onli females ask stupid qn...following up...he asked the person to own up...since it was mi hu asked...i admit...den he said:" ah u see...i was right!only females ask stupid qn!"(actually was in a jokin tone la)...den it made everybody laugh...my face was super red at the moment lor...but i was laughing too...den he continued: " now ar..u can see dat i dun really like females...but not dat i'm gay ar"...at dat moment...i was tinkin of saying smthg to counter back...den suddenly i said :" yah, very obvious"...i tot i said it quite softly...but i guess everybody heard it...n all started laughing!haha...den my teacher got nothin to sae..n continued with the lesson...haha...dat was a great way to entertain the class huh?haha...after class...a classmate(my fren) sae she tinks dats i'm the onli 1 hu dares to sae back...haha...but i guess dat's mi...hee...cos i cant stand it when guys keep thinking they r the better ones n gals are the lousier ones...but they r not true at all...i think not all gals r dat lousy...n not all guys r as good as they think...so please...dun juz judge dat females are lousy when mayb only some r...

aniwae...2dae is i think my 1st month into blogging...haha...wah...time past v fast...hmm...niwae...hope u r not bored with my blog...i dun really hav time to improve on it...n i can admit i'm not really gd with settings of such stuff...simple is enuf...at times la...hee...so juz bear with this boring blog if u still wana continue to read abt it ;p hee...guess gotta stop here...hafta put in effort into my studies...hee...but...still gotta be up early for work...*sian*...
niwae take gd care all of ya...

God Bless n Love Ya~
*muackz*

Work vs Prison

Can be so true in some instances....



WORK VS PRISON

In case you have the two mixed up, this should make things a bit clearer:


IN PRISON - you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell.

AT WORK - you spend the majority of your time in a 6X8 cubicle.


IN PRISON - you get three meals a day.

AT WORK - you only get a break for one meal and you pay for it.


IN PRISON - you get time off for good behavior.

AT WORK - you get more work for good behavior.


IN PRISON - the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.

AT WORK- you must carry around a security card and open all the doors yourself.


IN PRISON - you can watch TV and play games.

AT WORK - you get fired for watching TV and playing games.


IN PRISON - you get your own toilet.

AT WORK - you have to share with some idiot who pees on the seat.


IN PRISON - they allow your family and friends to visit.

AT WORK - you can't even speak to your family.


IN PRISON - the taxpayers pay all expenses with no work required.

AT WORK - you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they
deduct taxes from your salary to pay for Prisoners.


IN PRISON - you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out.

AT WORK - you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.


IN PRISON - you must deal with sadistic wardens.

AT WORK - you must deal with managers.


Have a Great Day at WORK!(for those workin)