Hold my hand . . .
> >>
> >> A little girl and her father were crossing a bridge. The father was
> >> kind of scared so he asked his little daughter, "Sweetheart, please
> >> hold my hand so that you don't fall into the river." The little girl
> >> said, "No, Dad. You hold my hand." "What's the difference?" Asked the
> >> puzzled father..
> >>
> >> "There's a big difference," replied the little girl. "If I hold your
> >> hand and something happens to me, chances are that I may let your
hand
> >> go. But if you hold my hand, I know for sure that no matter what
> >> happens, you will never let my hand go." In any relationship, the
> >> essence of trust is not in its bind, but in its bond. So hold the
hand
> >> of the person whom you love rather than expecting them to hold yours
Tuesday, March 28, 2006
Tuesday, March 21, 2006
Winning Joke
This particular joke won an award for the best joke in a competition
organized in Britain and this joke was sent by an Indian.
Banta Strikes Back!!! Banta Singh walks into a bar in Ludhiana &
orders three glasses of Beer and sits in the back of the room, drinking
a sip out of each one in turn. When he finishes them, he comes back to
the bar and orders three more.
The bartender asks him, "You know, beer goes flat after I fill it in
the glass; it would taste better if you bought one at a time."
Banta Singh replies, "Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in
Dubai, the other in Canada, and I'm here in Ludhiana. When they left
home,we promised that we'd drink this way to remember the days when we
drank together."
The bartender admits that this is a nice custom, and leaves it there.
Banta Singh becomes a regular in the bar, and always drinks the same
way: He orders three Beers and drinks them in turn.
One day, he comes in and orders only two Beers. All the other regulars
notice and fall silent. When he comes back to the bar for the second
round, the bartender says," I don't want to intrude on your grief, but
I wanted to offer my condolences on your great loss."
Banta Singh looks confused for a moment, then a light dawns in his eye
and he laughs. "Oh, no," he, says, "Everyone's fine - both my brothers
are alive"
"Only thing is ---- I just quit drinking"!
organized in Britain and this joke was sent by an Indian.
Banta Strikes Back!!! Banta Singh walks into a bar in Ludhiana &
orders three glasses of Beer and sits in the back of the room, drinking
a sip out of each one in turn. When he finishes them, he comes back to
the bar and orders three more.
The bartender asks him, "You know, beer goes flat after I fill it in
the glass; it would taste better if you bought one at a time."
Banta Singh replies, "Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in
Dubai, the other in Canada, and I'm here in Ludhiana. When they left
home,we promised that we'd drink this way to remember the days when we
drank together."
The bartender admits that this is a nice custom, and leaves it there.
Banta Singh becomes a regular in the bar, and always drinks the same
way: He orders three Beers and drinks them in turn.
One day, he comes in and orders only two Beers. All the other regulars
notice and fall silent. When he comes back to the bar for the second
round, the bartender says," I don't want to intrude on your grief, but
I wanted to offer my condolences on your great loss."
Banta Singh looks confused for a moment, then a light dawns in his eye
and he laughs. "Oh, no," he, says, "Everyone's fine - both my brothers
are alive"
"Only thing is ---- I just quit drinking"!
Saturday, March 11, 2006
Some fotos taken on my bdae (2nd nite) - 2
Bday Cakes...Choco Truffle n Tiramisu...Yummy~
Making a wish~~
Act cute pic...(there are even more of it...hee)
My bunch of old frens...
Ben again...pic spoiler~ -_-'''
Some fotos taken on my bdae (2nd nite)
What am I doing???
Me & Choon Kiat (many yrs of frens)
Drawn by Leon...Nice??? :p
Winnie & Family and Me :)
Charis & kids and Me :)
Thursday, March 09, 2006
Some fotos taken on my bdae...(1st nite)-2
My UC classmates
My Gooood Frens.... :)
Me & Carin (a fren of many yrs) :p
Pauline, Me, and Grace
My Sce Sch Frens...luv em' all~~
Some fotos taken on my bdae...(1st nite)
My Bdae Cake...Isn't it cuutteee???It's MashiMaro...given by my JC mates...love them man!
Me Cutting the Cake
Eric, Weixuan, Ber n Me (with ben -_-''')
My JC mates... :)
Settlers Staff & Me...Heartwarming isn't it?Nice bunch of people!
Wednesday, March 01, 2006
A Cure for Cold Weather...
Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been
married. She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all. One
afternoon the pastor called on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room.
She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea.
As he sat facing her old Hammond organ, the young minister noticed a
cut-glass bowl sitting on top of it. The bowl was filled with water, and in the water floated, of all things, a condom! When she returned with tea and scones, they began to chat.
The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and its
strange floater, but soon it got the better of him and he could no longer resist. "Miss Beatrice", he said,
"I wonder if you would tell me about this?" pointing to the bowl.
"Oh, yes," she replied, "Isn't it wonderful? I was walking through the Park
a few months ago and I found this little package on the ground. The directions said to place it on the organ, keep it wet and that it would prevent the spread of disease. Do you know I haven't had the flu all winter."
If you don't send this to others, there will be fewer people smiling in the
world!
married. She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all. One
afternoon the pastor called on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room.
She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea.
As he sat facing her old Hammond organ, the young minister noticed a
cut-glass bowl sitting on top of it. The bowl was filled with water, and in the water floated, of all things, a condom! When she returned with tea and scones, they began to chat.
The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and its
strange floater, but soon it got the better of him and he could no longer resist. "Miss Beatrice", he said,
"I wonder if you would tell me about this?" pointing to the bowl.
"Oh, yes," she replied, "Isn't it wonderful? I was walking through the Park
a few months ago and I found this little package on the ground. The directions said to place it on the organ, keep it wet and that it would prevent the spread of disease. Do you know I haven't had the flu all winter."
If you don't send this to others, there will be fewer people smiling in the
world!
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