Lesson In Life
>
> A group of working adults got together to visit their University
> lecturer. The lecturer was happy to see them. Conversation soon turned
> into complaints about stress in work and life.
>
> The Lecturer just smiled and went to the kitchen to get an assortment
> of cups - some porcelain, some in plastic, some in glass, some plain
> looking and some looked rather expensive and exquisite.
>
> The Lecturer offered his former students the cups to get drinks for
> themselves.
>
> When all the students had a cup in hand with water, the Lecturer
> spoke: "If you noticed, all the nice looking, expensive cups were
> taken up, leaving behind the plain and cheap ones. While it is normal
> that you only want the best for yourselves, that is the source of
> your problems and stress. What all you wanted was water, not the cup,
> but we unconsciously went for the better cups."
>
> "Just like in life, if Life is Water, then the jobs, money and
> position in society are the cups. They are just tools to
> hold/maintain Life, but the quality of Life doesn't change."
>
> "If we only concentrate on the cup, we won't have time to enjoy/taste
> the water in it."
>
> "Faith gives us a new vision of the world. Without it we see only the
> darker side of life. We are still slaves. It is faith which liberates
> us and makes us see the Spirit of power and love at work in our
> lives."
Tuesday, August 30, 2005
Saturday, August 27, 2005
~what should i do?pls tell mi~
~Share each others' troubles and problems, and in this way obey the law of Christ. Galatians 6:2~
Arrrgghhhhh!!!!!how???can anybody tell me???i need advise!!!haiz...in a big dilemma...haiz...a fren of mine juz intro me to go his workplace to work...pay surely will be more...job scope altho' called as admin...but wat he claims is dat its not those general/traditional admin work...cos is on reporting n analysing...now i really duno wat to do...cos now all i wan is a job dat will bring a better future...and the experience...i'm kinda keen on it...but many many things are holding me back...1st is dat the job i'm at now, with the kinda things i'm doing, might do me good in the future...but the pay is super little...not onli dat...working in dis company is onli a stepping stone...its not a place where i can climb high...but...i really duno lah...haiz...2ndly are the ppl i cant bear to leave...been a yr plus since i'm in this company...along the way...i've got to noe many ppl...and many of them are very nice..bonded very well with them...if suddenly i were to leave...i really wld not noe wat to do...altho leaving is wat i wld do eventually...but i nv did noe it will hav to be soo soon...i really cant bear to leave lor...3rdly is my supervisor n boss...they are really nice to work with...really very nice...i've really been blessed with such bosses...my supervisor is always v lenient with me...never scolds mi...and always jokes about and giv entertainment...i also do giv entertainment at times...he also teaches me many things...abt my job...though sometimes i'm really upset with him...cos i feel i'm not really recognised for my work done...haiz...all i can sae is he's really nice...as for my boss...he's also very nice too...seldom see him angry...but today he scold me...sobz...but ok liao...cos i'm not in the wrong...hee...hmmm...so how now?wat shld i do?job hop or stay on?hmmm...mayb i shld go the interview n den decide...hmmm...dis is such a headache!!!i'm already v stressed n sad w other things already...den still got this thing!!!haiz....haiz....haiz....what should i do???
Arrrgghhhhh!!!!!how???can anybody tell me???i need advise!!!haiz...in a big dilemma...haiz...a fren of mine juz intro me to go his workplace to work...pay surely will be more...job scope altho' called as admin...but wat he claims is dat its not those general/traditional admin work...cos is on reporting n analysing...now i really duno wat to do...cos now all i wan is a job dat will bring a better future...and the experience...i'm kinda keen on it...but many many things are holding me back...1st is dat the job i'm at now, with the kinda things i'm doing, might do me good in the future...but the pay is super little...not onli dat...working in dis company is onli a stepping stone...its not a place where i can climb high...but...i really duno lah...haiz...2ndly are the ppl i cant bear to leave...been a yr plus since i'm in this company...along the way...i've got to noe many ppl...and many of them are very nice..bonded very well with them...if suddenly i were to leave...i really wld not noe wat to do...altho leaving is wat i wld do eventually...but i nv did noe it will hav to be soo soon...i really cant bear to leave lor...3rdly is my supervisor n boss...they are really nice to work with...really very nice...i've really been blessed with such bosses...my supervisor is always v lenient with me...never scolds mi...and always jokes about and giv entertainment...i also do giv entertainment at times...he also teaches me many things...abt my job...though sometimes i'm really upset with him...cos i feel i'm not really recognised for my work done...haiz...all i can sae is he's really nice...as for my boss...he's also very nice too...seldom see him angry...but today he scold me...sobz...but ok liao...cos i'm not in the wrong...hee...hmmm...so how now?wat shld i do?job hop or stay on?hmmm...mayb i shld go the interview n den decide...hmmm...dis is such a headache!!!i'm already v stressed n sad w other things already...den still got this thing!!!haiz....haiz....haiz....what should i do???
Friday, August 26, 2005
Beware!~
Througha Rapist's Eyes (No Joke)
This is important information for females of ALL ages. Guys - please forward to the female members of your family and all your female friends and associates.
When this was sent to me, I was told to forward it to my lady friends. I forwarded it to most everyone in my address book. My men friends have female friends and this informationis too important to miss someone. Please pass it along.
A group of rapists and date rapists in prison were interviewed on what they look for in a potential victim and here are some interesting facts:
1) The first thing men look for in a potential victim is hairstyle. They are most likely to go after a woman with a ponytail, bun, braid or other hairstyle that can easily be grabbed. They are also likely to go aftera woman with long hair. Women with short hair are not common targets.
2) The second thing men look for is clothing. They will look for women who's clothing is easy to remove quickly. Many of them carry scissors around specifically to cut clothing.
3) They also look for women on their cell phone, searching through their purse or doing other activities while walking because they are off guard and can be easily overpowered.
4) Men are most likely to attack & rape in the early morning, between 5:00 a.m. and 8:30 a.m.
5) The number one place women are abducted from/attacked is grocery store parking lots. Number two is office parking lots/garages. Number three is public restrooms.
6) The thing about these men is that they are looking to grab a woman and quickly move her to another location where they don't have to worry about getting caught.
7) Only 2% said they carried weapons because rape carries a 3-5 year sentence but rape with a weapon is 15-20 years.
8) If you put up any kind of a fight at all, they get discouraged because it only takes a minute or two for them to realize that going after you isn't worth it because it will be time-consuming
9) These men said they would not pick on women who have umbrellas, or other similar objects that can be used from a distance, in their hands.
Keys are not a deterrent because you have to get really close to the attacker to use them as a weapon. So, the idea is to convince these guys you're not worth it.
10) Several defense mechanisms he taught us are: If someone is following behind you on a street or in a garage or with you in an elevator or stairwell, look them in the face and ask them a question, like what time is it, or make general small talk: "I can't believe it is so cold out here", "we're in for a bad winter." Now you've seen their face and could identify them in a line-up; you lose appeal as a target.
11) If someone is coming toward you, hold out your hands in front of you and yell STOP or STAY BACK ! Most of the rapists this man talked to said they'd leave a woman alone if she yelled or showed that she would not be afraid to fight back. Again, they are looking for an EASY target.
12) If you carry pepper spray (this instructor was a huge advocate of it and carries it with him wherever he goes,) yell I HAVE PEPPER Spray and holding it out will be a deterrent.
13) If someone grabs you, you can't beat them with strength but you can by outsmarting them. If you are grabbed around the waist from behind, pinch the attacker either under the arm (between the elbow and armpit) OR in the upper inner thigh VERY VERYHARD. One woman in a class this guy taught told him she used the underarm pinch on a guy who was trying to date rape her and was so upset she broke through the skin and tore out muscle strands - the guy needed stitches.
Try pinching yourself in those places as hard as you can stand it; it hurts.
14) After the initial hit, always GO for the GROIN. I know from a particularly unfortunate experience that if you slap a guy's parts it is extremely painful . You might think that you'll anger the guy and make him want to hurt you more, but the thing these rapists told our instructor is that they want a woman who will not cause a lot of trouble. Start causing trouble, and he's out of there.
15) When the guy puts his hands up to you, grab his first two fingers and bend them back as far as possible with as much pressure pushing down on them as possible. The instructor did it to me without using much pressure, and I ended up on my knees and both knuckles cracked audibly.
16) Of course the things we always hear still apply. Always be aware of your surroundings, take someone with you if you can and if you see any odd behavior,don't dismiss it, go with your instincts!!!
You may feel a little silly at the time, but you'd feel much worse if the guy really was trouble
PLEASE READ THEN FORWARD THIS TO EVERY WOMAN YOU KNOW, IT'S SIMPLE STUFF BUT IT COULD SAVE HER LIFE
This is important information for females of ALL ages. Guys - please forward to the female members of your family and all your female friends and associates.
When this was sent to me, I was told to forward it to my lady friends. I forwarded it to most everyone in my address book. My men friends have female friends and this informationis too important to miss someone. Please pass it along.
A group of rapists and date rapists in prison were interviewed on what they look for in a potential victim and here are some interesting facts:
1) The first thing men look for in a potential victim is hairstyle. They are most likely to go after a woman with a ponytail, bun, braid or other hairstyle that can easily be grabbed. They are also likely to go aftera woman with long hair. Women with short hair are not common targets.
2) The second thing men look for is clothing. They will look for women who's clothing is easy to remove quickly. Many of them carry scissors around specifically to cut clothing.
3) They also look for women on their cell phone, searching through their purse or doing other activities while walking because they are off guard and can be easily overpowered.
4) Men are most likely to attack & rape in the early morning, between 5:00 a.m. and 8:30 a.m.
5) The number one place women are abducted from/attacked is grocery store parking lots. Number two is office parking lots/garages. Number three is public restrooms.
6) The thing about these men is that they are looking to grab a woman and quickly move her to another location where they don't have to worry about getting caught.
7) Only 2% said they carried weapons because rape carries a 3-5 year sentence but rape with a weapon is 15-20 years.
8) If you put up any kind of a fight at all, they get discouraged because it only takes a minute or two for them to realize that going after you isn't worth it because it will be time-consuming
9) These men said they would not pick on women who have umbrellas, or other similar objects that can be used from a distance, in their hands.
Keys are not a deterrent because you have to get really close to the attacker to use them as a weapon. So, the idea is to convince these guys you're not worth it.
10) Several defense mechanisms he taught us are: If someone is following behind you on a street or in a garage or with you in an elevator or stairwell, look them in the face and ask them a question, like what time is it, or make general small talk: "I can't believe it is so cold out here", "we're in for a bad winter." Now you've seen their face and could identify them in a line-up; you lose appeal as a target.
11) If someone is coming toward you, hold out your hands in front of you and yell STOP or STAY BACK ! Most of the rapists this man talked to said they'd leave a woman alone if she yelled or showed that she would not be afraid to fight back. Again, they are looking for an EASY target.
12) If you carry pepper spray (this instructor was a huge advocate of it and carries it with him wherever he goes,) yell I HAVE PEPPER Spray and holding it out will be a deterrent.
13) If someone grabs you, you can't beat them with strength but you can by outsmarting them. If you are grabbed around the waist from behind, pinch the attacker either under the arm (between the elbow and armpit) OR in the upper inner thigh VERY VERYHARD. One woman in a class this guy taught told him she used the underarm pinch on a guy who was trying to date rape her and was so upset she broke through the skin and tore out muscle strands - the guy needed stitches.
Try pinching yourself in those places as hard as you can stand it; it hurts.
14) After the initial hit, always GO for the GROIN. I know from a particularly unfortunate experience that if you slap a guy's parts it is extremely painful . You might think that you'll anger the guy and make him want to hurt you more, but the thing these rapists told our instructor is that they want a woman who will not cause a lot of trouble. Start causing trouble, and he's out of there.
15) When the guy puts his hands up to you, grab his first two fingers and bend them back as far as possible with as much pressure pushing down on them as possible. The instructor did it to me without using much pressure, and I ended up on my knees and both knuckles cracked audibly.
16) Of course the things we always hear still apply. Always be aware of your surroundings, take someone with you if you can and if you see any odd behavior,don't dismiss it, go with your instincts!!!
You may feel a little silly at the time, but you'd feel much worse if the guy really was trouble
PLEASE READ THEN FORWARD THIS TO EVERY WOMAN YOU KNOW, IT'S SIMPLE STUFF BUT IT COULD SAVE HER LIFE
Thursday, August 25, 2005
the thimble
One day, when a seamstress was sewing while
sitting
close to a river, her thimble fell into the river.
When she cried out, the Lord appeared and asked,
"My dear child, why are you crying?"
The seamstress replied that her thimble had fallen
into the water and that she needed it to help her
husband in making a living for their family.
The Lord dipped His hand into the water and pulled
up a golden thimble set with pearls.
"Is this your thimble?" the Lord asked.
The seamstress replied, "No."
The Lord again dipped into the river. He held out a
silver thimble ringed with sapphires.
"Is this your thimble?" the Lord asked.
Again, the seamstress replied, "No."
The Lord reached down again and came up with a
leather thimble.
"Is this your thimble?" the Lord asked.
The seamstress replied, "Yes."
The Lord was pleased with the woman's honesty
and
gave her all three thimbles to keep, and the
seamstress went home happy.
Some years later, the seamstress was walking with
her husband along the riverbank, and her husband
fell into the river and disappeared under the water.
When she cried out, the Lord again appeared and
asked her, "Why are you crying?"
Oh Lord, my husband has fallen into the river!" She
answered.
The Lord went down into the water and came up
with
Mel Gibson.
Is this your husband?" the Lord asked.
"Yes," cried the seamstress.
The Lord was furious. "You lied! That is an untruth!"
The seamstress replied, "Oh, forgive me, my Lord.
It is a
misunderstanding. You see, if I had said 'no' to Mel
Gibson, you would have come up with Tom
Cruise. Then if I said 'no' to him, you would have
come up with my husband.
Had I then said 'yes,' you would have given me all
three. Lord, I'm not in the best of health and would
not be able to take care of all three husbands, so
THAT'S why I said 'yes' to Mel Gibson."
The moral of this story is: Whenever a woman lies,
it's for a good and honorable reason, and in the
best interest of others.
That's our story, and we're sticking to it!
sitting
close to a river, her thimble fell into the river.
When she cried out, the Lord appeared and asked,
"My dear child, why are you crying?"
The seamstress replied that her thimble had fallen
into the water and that she needed it to help her
husband in making a living for their family.
The Lord dipped His hand into the water and pulled
up a golden thimble set with pearls.
"Is this your thimble?" the Lord asked.
The seamstress replied, "No."
The Lord again dipped into the river. He held out a
silver thimble ringed with sapphires.
"Is this your thimble?" the Lord asked.
Again, the seamstress replied, "No."
The Lord reached down again and came up with a
leather thimble.
"Is this your thimble?" the Lord asked.
The seamstress replied, "Yes."
The Lord was pleased with the woman's honesty
and
gave her all three thimbles to keep, and the
seamstress went home happy.
Some years later, the seamstress was walking with
her husband along the riverbank, and her husband
fell into the river and disappeared under the water.
When she cried out, the Lord again appeared and
asked her, "Why are you crying?"
Oh Lord, my husband has fallen into the river!" She
answered.
The Lord went down into the water and came up
with
Mel Gibson.
Is this your husband?" the Lord asked.
"Yes," cried the seamstress.
The Lord was furious. "You lied! That is an untruth!"
The seamstress replied, "Oh, forgive me, my Lord.
It is a
misunderstanding. You see, if I had said 'no' to Mel
Gibson, you would have come up with Tom
Cruise. Then if I said 'no' to him, you would have
come up with my husband.
Had I then said 'yes,' you would have given me all
three. Lord, I'm not in the best of health and would
not be able to take care of all three husbands, so
THAT'S why I said 'yes' to Mel Gibson."
The moral of this story is: Whenever a woman lies,
it's for a good and honorable reason, and in the
best interest of others.
That's our story, and we're sticking to it!
stupid jokes
> > > > Ah Lian called big brother Ah Beng over the
> telephone.
> > >
> > >
> > > > Lian: "Ah Beng kor, I can't get my new
> jig saw puzzle fixed,
> > >
> > >
> > > > mah-chiam all the edges cannot
> fix together, lah."
> > >
> > >
> > > > Beng: "Jig saw puzzle si mi picture,
> ha?"
> > >
> > >
> > > >
> > >
> > >
> > > > Lian: "The box show a big rooster,
> kanna like the one in
> > >
> > >
> > > > talkingcock.com."
> > >
> > >
> > > > Beng: "Okay, lah, okay, lah. I come over
> to tor-long lu, lah."
> > >
> > >
> > > >
> > >
> > >
> > > > Ah Beng arrives at Ah Lian's place, where she
> happily leads him to the
> > >
> > >
> > > > kitchen table where the jigsaw puzzle is.
> > >
> > >
> > > >
> > >
> > >
> > > > Ah Beng examines the puzzle and says, "Si ghee
> na, si bay gong, put back
> > >
> > >
> > > > the corn flakes into the box, lah."
> > >
> > >
> > > >
>
******************************************************
> > >
> > >
> > > >
> > >
> > >
> > > > Dr. Quek made a routine house call to Mr. Lim,
> one of his elderly
> > >
> > >
> > > > patients.
> > >
> > >
> > > >
> > >
> > >
> > > >
> > >
> > >
> > > > He asks, "And how are you doing today, Mr.
> Lim?"
> > >
> > >
> > > >
> > >
> > >
> > > > Mr. Lim replies, "I feel just fine, doc. But
> you know, it's the
> > >
> > >
> > > > strangest
> > >
> > >
> > > > thing. Every night when I get up to pang jio,
> the bathroom light goes
> > >
> > >
> > > > on
> > >
> > >
> > > > for me automatically when I open the door!"
> > >
> > >
> > > >
> > >
> > >
> > > > The doctor is worried that the old man is
> getting senile, so he phones
> > >
> > >
> > > > the
> > >
> > >
> > > > man's son, and the son's wife answers.
> > >
> > >
> > > >
> > >
> > >
> > > > The doctor tells her, "Mrs. Lim, I'm a little
> concerned about your
> > >
> > >
> > > > father-in-law. It seems that when he gets up
> to urinate at night and
> > >
> > >
> > > > opens
> > >
> > >
> > > > the bathroom door, the light somehow goes
> on..."
> > >
> > >
> > > >
> > >
> > >
> > > > At which point, Mrs. Lim yells, "Aiyoh, Ah
> Seng! Ah Pa pang jio in the
> > >
> > >
> > > > fridge again!"
> > >
> > >
> > > >
>
******************************************************
> > >
> > >
> > > >
> > >
> > >
> > > > QUESTION: How do you know frogs are Hokkien?
> > >
> > >
> > > > ANSWER: Because when it's cold, they go
> "kwah, kwah, kwah".
> > >
> > >
> > > >
> > >
> > >
> > > > QUESTION: How do Hokkien prawns laugh?
> > >
> > >
> > > > ANSWER: Hei hei hei (hokkien for prawns)
> > >
> > >
> > > >
> > >
> > >
> > > > QUESTION: How do Hokkien fish laugh?
> > >
> > >
> > > > ANSWER: Heu heu heu (hokkien for fish)
> > >
> > >
> > > >
> > >
> > >
> > > > And here is a classic..............
> > >
> > >
> > > >
> > >
> > >
> > > > QUESTION: What's the difference between
> Ang-mor and Hokkien fairy
> > >
> > >
> > > > Tales?
> > >
> > >
> > > > ANSWER: Ang-mor fairy tales begin with
> "Once upon a time..." and
> > >
> > >
> > > > Hokkien fairy tales begin with "Lim Peh ka li
> kong..."
> telephone.
> > >
> > >
> > > > Lian: "Ah Beng kor, I can't get my new
> jig saw puzzle fixed,
> > >
> > >
> > > > mah-chiam all the edges cannot
> fix together, lah."
> > >
> > >
> > > > Beng: "Jig saw puzzle si mi picture,
> ha?"
> > >
> > >
> > > >
> > >
> > >
> > > > Lian: "The box show a big rooster,
> kanna like the one in
> > >
> > >
> > > > talkingcock.com."
> > >
> > >
> > > > Beng: "Okay, lah, okay, lah. I come over
> to tor-long lu, lah."
> > >
> > >
> > > >
> > >
> > >
> > > > Ah Beng arrives at Ah Lian's place, where she
> happily leads him to the
> > >
> > >
> > > > kitchen table where the jigsaw puzzle is.
> > >
> > >
> > > >
> > >
> > >
> > > > Ah Beng examines the puzzle and says, "Si ghee
> na, si bay gong, put back
> > >
> > >
> > > > the corn flakes into the box, lah."
> > >
> > >
> > > >
>
******************************************************
> > >
> > >
> > > >
> > >
> > >
> > > > Dr. Quek made a routine house call to Mr. Lim,
> one of his elderly
> > >
> > >
> > > > patients.
> > >
> > >
> > > >
> > >
> > >
> > > >
> > >
> > >
> > > > He asks, "And how are you doing today, Mr.
> Lim?"
> > >
> > >
> > > >
> > >
> > >
> > > > Mr. Lim replies, "I feel just fine, doc. But
> you know, it's the
> > >
> > >
> > > > strangest
> > >
> > >
> > > > thing. Every night when I get up to pang jio,
> the bathroom light goes
> > >
> > >
> > > > on
> > >
> > >
> > > > for me automatically when I open the door!"
> > >
> > >
> > > >
> > >
> > >
> > > > The doctor is worried that the old man is
> getting senile, so he phones
> > >
> > >
> > > > the
> > >
> > >
> > > > man's son, and the son's wife answers.
> > >
> > >
> > > >
> > >
> > >
> > > > The doctor tells her, "Mrs. Lim, I'm a little
> concerned about your
> > >
> > >
> > > > father-in-law. It seems that when he gets up
> to urinate at night and
> > >
> > >
> > > > opens
> > >
> > >
> > > > the bathroom door, the light somehow goes
> on..."
> > >
> > >
> > > >
> > >
> > >
> > > > At which point, Mrs. Lim yells, "Aiyoh, Ah
> Seng! Ah Pa pang jio in the
> > >
> > >
> > > > fridge again!"
> > >
> > >
> > > >
>
******************************************************
> > >
> > >
> > > >
> > >
> > >
> > > > QUESTION: How do you know frogs are Hokkien?
> > >
> > >
> > > > ANSWER: Because when it's cold, they go
> "kwah, kwah, kwah".
> > >
> > >
> > > >
> > >
> > >
> > > > QUESTION: How do Hokkien prawns laugh?
> > >
> > >
> > > > ANSWER: Hei hei hei (hokkien for prawns)
> > >
> > >
> > > >
> > >
> > >
> > > > QUESTION: How do Hokkien fish laugh?
> > >
> > >
> > > > ANSWER: Heu heu heu (hokkien for fish)
> > >
> > >
> > > >
> > >
> > >
> > > > And here is a classic..............
> > >
> > >
> > > >
> > >
> > >
> > > > QUESTION: What's the difference between
> Ang-mor and Hokkien fairy
> > >
> > >
> > > > Tales?
> > >
> > >
> > > > ANSWER: Ang-mor fairy tales begin with
> "Once upon a time..." and
> > >
> > >
> > > > Hokkien fairy tales begin with "Lim Peh ka li
> kong..."
Monday, August 22, 2005
Patient in Woodbridge
A patient in Woodbridge is singing on his bed.
At first, he sings lying down with his back on the bed.........
~ and sings and sings and sings ........ then later, he changes
his position with his face down.
The nurse asks him why he turns and sings with his face down.
He says:" R u stupid or what? Side A finished already, now playing Side B mah "
At first, he sings lying down with his back on the bed.........
~ and sings and sings and sings ........ then later, he changes
his position with his face down.
The nurse asks him why he turns and sings with his face down.
He says:" R u stupid or what? Side A finished already, now playing Side B mah "
Wednesday, August 17, 2005
~how fast time flies~
~The spirit of the Lord shall rest upon him, the spirit of wisdom and understanding. The spirit of counsel and might, the spirit of knowledge and the fear of the Lord. Isaiah 11:2~
hi all...so paiseh...haven been bloggin for v long...iether i'm bz or lazy...dats y onli post jokes and stuff...hmmm...since now i've got some time...i shall write abit...but...i duno wat to write!hee...anyway...i would like to say that time past really v fast...really...one yr passed juz like dat...i remember one yr and afew weeks ago i joined UOB...but as a temp staff...onli became perm in Oct last yr...wow...i din noe i can stay in my workplace for so long...i mean...mayb 1yr to many is juz v short...but cos is my 1st time workin perm...i duno how it will work out...but reallt thank God dat all came smooth...my bosses and collegues are v nice people...easy to get along with...i'm really glad God is always with me all these while...though there are bad times in the office...but i managed to pull thru those hard time...Praise God!hee...oh yah...i would also like to say that i'm already in VFC for 1yr and abt 2mths already!time really passes fast!i really enjoyed myself in VFC...altho there are also some conflicts among frens @times...but everything goes back to normal after awhile...i'm really very happy to be brought to VFC...thanks Jinlun didi~...this made me get to know many ppl(nice) from church...be it from The Edge or Sunday service...during this 1yr plus...i also came to love many worship songs...will listen to them everyday without fail...hee...yup...i can really say that my life changed when i really stepped into the kingdom of God 1yr plus ago...though i've been believing in God ever since primary school...but i must sae that i really like my life now...ever since my parents let me make my own decision abt gg church...yup...my life now though is always bz n bz...always not enuf sleep...but i noe God is with me...giving me the strength to move on...he even blessed me alot that i dun fall sick easily...even if i'm sick...i will be healed fast...yup...glad dat i'm always showered with God's blessing...Amen!
hmmm...yah...think gotta stop here...gona take a short rest b4 start workin again...take care...
God Bless n Love u all!~~
:)
hi all...so paiseh...haven been bloggin for v long...iether i'm bz or lazy...dats y onli post jokes and stuff...hmmm...since now i've got some time...i shall write abit...but...i duno wat to write!hee...anyway...i would like to say that time past really v fast...really...one yr passed juz like dat...i remember one yr and afew weeks ago i joined UOB...but as a temp staff...onli became perm in Oct last yr...wow...i din noe i can stay in my workplace for so long...i mean...mayb 1yr to many is juz v short...but cos is my 1st time workin perm...i duno how it will work out...but reallt thank God dat all came smooth...my bosses and collegues are v nice people...easy to get along with...i'm really glad God is always with me all these while...though there are bad times in the office...but i managed to pull thru those hard time...Praise God!hee...oh yah...i would also like to say that i'm already in VFC for 1yr and abt 2mths already!time really passes fast!i really enjoyed myself in VFC...altho there are also some conflicts among frens @times...but everything goes back to normal after awhile...i'm really very happy to be brought to VFC...thanks Jinlun didi~...this made me get to know many ppl(nice) from church...be it from The Edge or Sunday service...during this 1yr plus...i also came to love many worship songs...will listen to them everyday without fail...hee...yup...i can really say that my life changed when i really stepped into the kingdom of God 1yr plus ago...though i've been believing in God ever since primary school...but i must sae that i really like my life now...ever since my parents let me make my own decision abt gg church...yup...my life now though is always bz n bz...always not enuf sleep...but i noe God is with me...giving me the strength to move on...he even blessed me alot that i dun fall sick easily...even if i'm sick...i will be healed fast...yup...glad dat i'm always showered with God's blessing...Amen!
hmmm...yah...think gotta stop here...gona take a short rest b4 start workin again...take care...
God Bless n Love u all!~~
:)
Thursday, August 11, 2005
jOkes
***i'm not being racist hor...juz posting it for fun***
> > >One day, Mr Singh gets a new born child. So he
> > >starts filling the birth certificate. At the
> > >same time, a couple who are touring India,
> > >met him and congratulated him on getting a
> > >son. Mr Singh is very happy. The next day,
> > >the couple go to Delhi. There they find the very
> > >same Singh writing the very same form. The
> > >puzzled couple approached Mr Singh and
> > >asked him " Mr Singh, yesterday, we saw you at >
> >
> > >Mumbai
> > >filling the same certificate, but today you are
> > >here?" Mr Singh replies "I came here because on
> > >the certificate it said: "WRITE IN CAPITAL."
>
=====================================================
>
> > >At the examination hall, Mr Singh was reading
> > >the instructions on the question paper
> > >before crying out in despair. He thought for
> > >a while and started stripping his shirt, pants, &
>
> > >hellip; On seeing that, the invigilator rushed
> > >forward and asked "Singh why are you
> > >stripping yourself?" To which Mr Singh replied
> > >"But the instruction say: ANSWER IN BRIEF."
>
======================================================
>
> > The doctor told Mr Singh that if he ran
> > eight kilometres a day for 300 days, he
> > would loose 34 kilos.
> > At the end of 300 days, Mr Singh
> > called the doctor to report he had lost
> > weight, but he had a problem.
> > "What's the problem?"
> > asked the
> > doctor. "I'm 2400 km from home."
>
======================================================
> > 2 Singhs got fed up with the Indian
> > Govt and decided to blow up the
> > parliament. They take 2
> > bombs, put them in a suitcase in the
> > front seat of their car and set
> > off. One asks the
> > other "What happens if the bombs
> > blast off now" The other says
> > "Don't worry. I
> > have a spare bomb in the
> > back seat"
> ====================================================
>
> > Mr Singh was filling up an application
> > form for a job. He promptly filled the
> > columns titled NAME,AGE,ADDRESS etc.Then he came
> to
> > the column "SALARY EXPECTED". He was not sure what
> >
> > to write there. After much thought he
> > wrote: YES.
> > >One day, Mr Singh gets a new born child. So he
> > >starts filling the birth certificate. At the
> > >same time, a couple who are touring India,
> > >met him and congratulated him on getting a
> > >son. Mr Singh is very happy. The next day,
> > >the couple go to Delhi. There they find the very
> > >same Singh writing the very same form. The
> > >puzzled couple approached Mr Singh and
> > >asked him " Mr Singh, yesterday, we saw you at >
> >
> > >Mumbai
> > >filling the same certificate, but today you are
> > >here?" Mr Singh replies "I came here because on
> > >the certificate it said: "WRITE IN CAPITAL."
>
=====================================================
>
> > >At the examination hall, Mr Singh was reading
> > >the instructions on the question paper
> > >before crying out in despair. He thought for
> > >a while and started stripping his shirt, pants, &
>
> > >hellip; On seeing that, the invigilator rushed
> > >forward and asked "Singh why are you
> > >stripping yourself?" To which Mr Singh replied
> > >"But the instruction say: ANSWER IN BRIEF."
>
======================================================
>
> > The doctor told Mr Singh that if he ran
> > eight kilometres a day for 300 days, he
> > would loose 34 kilos.
> > At the end of 300 days, Mr Singh
> > called the doctor to report he had lost
> > weight, but he had a problem.
> > "What's the problem?"
> > asked the
> > doctor. "I'm 2400 km from home."
>
======================================================
> > 2 Singhs got fed up with the Indian
> > Govt and decided to blow up the
> > parliament. They take 2
> > bombs, put them in a suitcase in the
> > front seat of their car and set
> > off. One asks the
> > other "What happens if the bombs
> > blast off now" The other says
> > "Don't worry. I
> > have a spare bomb in the
> > back seat"
> ====================================================
>
> > Mr Singh was filling up an application
> > form for a job. He promptly filled the
> > columns titled NAME,AGE,ADDRESS etc.Then he came
> to
> > the column "SALARY EXPECTED". He was not sure what
> >
> > to write there. After much thought he
> > wrote: YES.
Wednesday, August 10, 2005
joke
A husband takes his wife to play her first game of golf. Of course,
> > the wife promptly hacked her first shot right through the window of
> > the biggest house adjacent to the course. The husband cringed, "I
> > warned you to be careful! Now we'll have to go up there, find the
> > owner, apologize and see how much your lousy drive is going to cost
> > us." So the couple walked up to the house and knocked on the door. A
> > warm voice said, "Come on in." When they opened the door they saw
> > the damage that was done: glass was all over the place, and a broken
> > antique bottle was lying on its side near the broken window. A man
> > reclining on the couch asked, "Are you the people that broke my
> > window?" "Uh...yeah, sir. We're sure sorry about that," the husband
> > replied.
> >
> >
> > "Oh, no apology is necessary. Actually I want to thank you. You see,
> > I'm a genie, and I've been trapped in that bottle for a thousand
> > years. Now that you've released me, I'm allowed to grant three
> > wishes. I'll give you each one wish, but if you don't mind, I'll
> > keep the last one for myself." "Wow, that's great!" the husband
> > said. He pondered a moment and blurted out, "I'd like a million
> > dollars a year for the rest of my life." "No problem," said the
> > genie. "You've got it, it's the least I can do. And I'll
> > guarantee you a long, healthy life!"
> >
> > "And now you, young lady, what do you want?" the genie asked. "I'd
> > like to own a gorgeous home complete with servants in every country
> > in the world," she said. "Consider it done," the genie said. "And
> > your homes will always be safe from fire, burglary and natural
> > disasters!"
> >
> >
> > "And now," the couple asked in unison, "what's your wish, genie?"
> > "Well, since I've been trapped in that bottle and haven't been with
> > a woman in more than a thousand years, my wish is to sleep with your
> > wife."
> >
> >
> > The husband looked at his wife and said, "Gee, honey, you know we
> > both now have a fortune, and all those houses. What do you think?"
> > She mulled it over for a few moments and said, "You know, you're
> > right. Considering our good fortune, I guess I wouldn't mind, but
> > what about you, honey?" "You know I love you sweetheart," said the
> > husband. "I'd do the same for you!"
> >
> >
> > So the genie and the woman went upstairs where they spent the rest
> > of the afternoon enjoying each other. The genie was insatiable.
> >
> >
> > After about three hours of non-stop fun, the genie rolled over and
> > looked directly into her eyes and asked, "How old are you and your
> > husband?"
> >
> >
> > "Why, we're both 35," she responded breathlessly.
> >
> >
> > "Really? Thirty-five years old and both of you still believe in
> > genies?"
> > the wife promptly hacked her first shot right through the window of
> > the biggest house adjacent to the course. The husband cringed, "I
> > warned you to be careful! Now we'll have to go up there, find the
> > owner, apologize and see how much your lousy drive is going to cost
> > us." So the couple walked up to the house and knocked on the door. A
> > warm voice said, "Come on in." When they opened the door they saw
> > the damage that was done: glass was all over the place, and a broken
> > antique bottle was lying on its side near the broken window. A man
> > reclining on the couch asked, "Are you the people that broke my
> > window?" "Uh...yeah, sir. We're sure sorry about that," the husband
> > replied.
> >
> >
> > "Oh, no apology is necessary. Actually I want to thank you. You see,
> > I'm a genie, and I've been trapped in that bottle for a thousand
> > years. Now that you've released me, I'm allowed to grant three
> > wishes. I'll give you each one wish, but if you don't mind, I'll
> > keep the last one for myself." "Wow, that's great!" the husband
> > said. He pondered a moment and blurted out, "I'd like a million
> > dollars a year for the rest of my life." "No problem," said the
> > genie. "You've got it, it's the least I can do. And I'll
> > guarantee you a long, healthy life!"
> >
> > "And now you, young lady, what do you want?" the genie asked. "I'd
> > like to own a gorgeous home complete with servants in every country
> > in the world," she said. "Consider it done," the genie said. "And
> > your homes will always be safe from fire, burglary and natural
> > disasters!"
> >
> >
> > "And now," the couple asked in unison, "what's your wish, genie?"
> > "Well, since I've been trapped in that bottle and haven't been with
> > a woman in more than a thousand years, my wish is to sleep with your
> > wife."
> >
> >
> > The husband looked at his wife and said, "Gee, honey, you know we
> > both now have a fortune, and all those houses. What do you think?"
> > She mulled it over for a few moments and said, "You know, you're
> > right. Considering our good fortune, I guess I wouldn't mind, but
> > what about you, honey?" "You know I love you sweetheart," said the
> > husband. "I'd do the same for you!"
> >
> >
> > So the genie and the woman went upstairs where they spent the rest
> > of the afternoon enjoying each other. The genie was insatiable.
> >
> >
> > After about three hours of non-stop fun, the genie rolled over and
> > looked directly into her eyes and asked, "How old are you and your
> > husband?"
> >
> >
> > "Why, we're both 35," she responded breathlessly.
> >
> >
> > "Really? Thirty-five years old and both of you still believe in
> > genies?"
Thursday, August 04, 2005
test
點解既呢 ??
神奇呀! (千萬不要先看答案)
請跟著以下的指示，盡快地回答以下的問題，
但要先完成一個問題才回答下一個。
你不需要寫下答案，只要心算便可。
15+6是多少
3+56
89+2
12+53
75+26
25+52
63+32
123+5
快！！！心想一種工具和一種顏色！
你剛剛想的是否紅色的鎚子？
如果答案不是的話，你就是2%的與眾不同的人∕不正常人，
通常98%的人做這個測驗會回答紅色的鎚子，
如果你不信的話，不妨給你的朋友試試。
神奇呀! (千萬不要先看答案)
請跟著以下的指示，盡快地回答以下的問題，
但要先完成一個問題才回答下一個。
你不需要寫下答案，只要心算便可。
15+6是多少
3+56
89+2
12+53
75+26
25+52
63+32
123+5
快！！！心想一種工具和一種顏色！
你剛剛想的是否紅色的鎚子？
如果答案不是的話，你就是2%的與眾不同的人∕不正常人，
通常98%的人做這個測驗會回答紅色的鎚子，
如果你不信的話，不妨給你的朋友試試。
Cathouse Parrot
A woman went to a pet shop and immediately spotted a large, beautiful
>parrot. There was a sign on the cage that said $50.00.
>
>"Why so little," she asked the pet store owner.
>
>The owner looked at her and said, "Look, I should tell you first that
>this bird used to live in a house of Prostitution, and sometimes it
>says some pretty vulgar stuff."
>
>The woman thought about this, but decided she had to have the bird
>anyway. She took it home and hung the bird's cage up in her living room
>and waited for it to say something.
>
>The bird looked around the room, then at her, and said, "New house, New
>madam."
>
>The woman was a bit shocked at the implication, but then thought
>"that's really not so bad."
>
>When her two teenage daughters returned from school the bird saw and
>said, "New house, new madam, new girls." The girls and the woman were
>a bit offended but then began to laugh about the situation considering
>how and where the parrot had been raised.
>
>Moments later, the woman's husband Keith came home from work.
>
>The bird looked at him and said, "Hi, Keith."
>parrot. There was a sign on the cage that said $50.00.
>
>"Why so little," she asked the pet store owner.
>
>The owner looked at her and said, "Look, I should tell you first that
>this bird used to live in a house of Prostitution, and sometimes it
>says some pretty vulgar stuff."
>
>The woman thought about this, but decided she had to have the bird
>anyway. She took it home and hung the bird's cage up in her living room
>and waited for it to say something.
>
>The bird looked around the room, then at her, and said, "New house, New
>madam."
>
>The woman was a bit shocked at the implication, but then thought
>"that's really not so bad."
>
>When her two teenage daughters returned from school the bird saw and
>said, "New house, new madam, new girls." The girls and the woman were
>a bit offended but then began to laugh about the situation considering
>how and where the parrot had been raised.
>
>Moments later, the woman's husband Keith came home from work.
>
>The bird looked at him and said, "Hi, Keith."
Wednesday, August 03, 2005
Monday, August 01, 2005
Life is tough. It's tougher if u're stupid!
> Recently, when I went to McDonald's I saw on the
> menu that you could
> have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets. I
> asked for a half dozen
> mcnuggets. We don't have half dozen nuggets," said
> the teenager at the
> counter. "You don't?" I replied. "We only have six,
> nine, or twelve,
> "was the reply. "So I can't order a half dozen
> nuggets, but I can order
> six? "That's right." So I shook my head and ordered
> six McNuggets.
>
>
> I was checking out at the local Wal-Mart with just
> a few items and the
> lady behind me put her things on the belt close to
> mine. I picked up one
> of those "dividers" that they keep by the cash
> register and placed it
> between our things so they wouldn't get mixed. After
> the girl had
> scanned all of my items, she picked up the
> "divider", looking it all
> over for the bar code so she could scan it. Not
> finding the bar code
> she said to me, "Do you know how much this is?" I
> said to her "I've
> changed my mind, I don't think I'll buy that
> today." She said "OK," and
> I paid her for the things and left. She had no clue
> to what had just
> happened.
>
>
> I recently saw a distraught young lady weeping
> beside her car. Do you
> need some help?" I asked. She replied, "I knew I
> should have replaced
> the battery to this remote door unlocker. Now I
> can't get into my car.
> Do you think they (pointing to a distant
> convenience store) would have
> a battery to fit this?" "Hmmm, I dunno. Do you have
> an alarm, too?" I
> asked. "No,just this remote thingy," she answered,
> handing it and the
> car keys to me. As I took the key and manually
> unlocked the door, I
> replied, "Why don't you drive over there and check
> about the batteries.
> It's a long walk."
>
>
> Several years ago, we had an Intern who was none
> too swift. One day she
> was typing and turned to a secretary and said, "I'm
> almost out of typing
> paper. What do I do?" "Just use copier machine
> paper," the secretary
> told her. With that, the intern took her last
> remaining blank piece of
> paper, put it on the photocopier and proceeded to
> make five "blank"
> copies.
>
>
> Police in Radnor, Pa., interrogated a suspect by
> placing a metal
> colander on his head and connecting it with wires
> to a photocopy
> machine. The message "He's lying" was placed in the
> copier, and police
> pressed the copy button each time they thought the
> suspect wasn't
> telling the truth. Believing the "lie detector" was
> working, the
> suspect confessed.
>
>
> A mother calls 911 very worried asking the
> dispatcher if she needs to
> take her kid to the emergency room, the kid was
> eating ants. The
> dispatcher tells her to give the kid some Benadryl
> and should be fine,
> the mother says, I just gave him some ant
> killer..... Dispatcher: Rush
> him in to emergency!
>
>
> Moral of the Story : Life is tough. It's tougher if
> you're stupid."
>
> menu that you could
> have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets. I
> asked for a half dozen
> mcnuggets. We don't have half dozen nuggets," said
> the teenager at the
> counter. "You don't?" I replied. "We only have six,
> nine, or twelve,
> "was the reply. "So I can't order a half dozen
> nuggets, but I can order
> six? "That's right." So I shook my head and ordered
> six McNuggets.
>
>
> I was checking out at the local Wal-Mart with just
> a few items and the
> lady behind me put her things on the belt close to
> mine. I picked up one
> of those "dividers" that they keep by the cash
> register and placed it
> between our things so they wouldn't get mixed. After
> the girl had
> scanned all of my items, she picked up the
> "divider", looking it all
> over for the bar code so she could scan it. Not
> finding the bar code
> she said to me, "Do you know how much this is?" I
> said to her "I've
> changed my mind, I don't think I'll buy that
> today." She said "OK," and
> I paid her for the things and left. She had no clue
> to what had just
> happened.
>
>
> I recently saw a distraught young lady weeping
> beside her car. Do you
> need some help?" I asked. She replied, "I knew I
> should have replaced
> the battery to this remote door unlocker. Now I
> can't get into my car.
> Do you think they (pointing to a distant
> convenience store) would have
> a battery to fit this?" "Hmmm, I dunno. Do you have
> an alarm, too?" I
> asked. "No,just this remote thingy," she answered,
> handing it and the
> car keys to me. As I took the key and manually
> unlocked the door, I
> replied, "Why don't you drive over there and check
> about the batteries.
> It's a long walk."
>
>
> Several years ago, we had an Intern who was none
> too swift. One day she
> was typing and turned to a secretary and said, "I'm
> almost out of typing
> paper. What do I do?" "Just use copier machine
> paper," the secretary
> told her. With that, the intern took her last
> remaining blank piece of
> paper, put it on the photocopier and proceeded to
> make five "blank"
> copies.
>
>
> Police in Radnor, Pa., interrogated a suspect by
> placing a metal
> colander on his head and connecting it with wires
> to a photocopy
> machine. The message "He's lying" was placed in the
> copier, and police
> pressed the copy button each time they thought the
> suspect wasn't
> telling the truth. Believing the "lie detector" was
> working, the
> suspect confessed.
>
>
> A mother calls 911 very worried asking the
> dispatcher if she needs to
> take her kid to the emergency room, the kid was
> eating ants. The
> dispatcher tells her to give the kid some Benadryl
> and should be fine,
> the mother says, I just gave him some ant
> killer..... Dispatcher: Rush
> him in to emergency!
>
>
> Moral of the Story : Life is tough. It's tougher if
> you're stupid."
>
Sunday, July 31, 2005
~welcome to earth, lil baby girl~
~watch n pray, lest you enter into temptation. For the spirit is willing but the flesh is weak. Matthew 26:41~
hi all...haven bwwn writing for quite long...is either no time or bz mah...hmmm...but i think i shld write 2dae cos i noe the rest of the 2wks i will not be free...hee...hmmm...wah...feeling tired...no time for rest...the quarterly reporting ended ard 8days ago...den left abt a week b4 the nex mths's reporting starts...which is tmr...hmmm...the 'break' is juz so short...not onli dat...in the past few days i aso needa prepare for july's reporting...sianz...duno when i'll juz die down...i'm like bz non-stop...sianzzz...wat to do...gotta work n gotta study...i haven even start on my assignment...siao liao...i duno how sia...n i got lotsa sch work too...boringz...duno how to do lor...duno wat is my lecturer teaching...haiz...how???!!!hmmm...
yesterday,my day wasnt really gd...cos in the morning i went to play bowling with a collegue whom i dun realy noe...but met up w him to play...i played super badly lor...he toks too much lah...yak n yak n yak...den i somehow feel abit irritated...but it's aso cos i'm still v sleepy...den made mi v moody...hmmm...after 3games i went home...while walkin to the bus stop...i saw the bus i'm taking reachin the bus stop...so i quickly ran n flag at the bus...with my heavy bowling bag...but guess wat?the wicked bus driver did not stop!!!i was soooo pissed!den gotta wait for another abt 1/2 an hr for the nex bus...the bad thing is not dat...but it is dat it started to rain super heavily when i'm in the bus...when i reach my hse bus stop...the rain was still v heavy...cos i'm running for time...so i had no choice n i ran under the rain to home...yup...as guessed...was totally drenched when i got home...den i changed n rest awhile(cos still raining heavily)...n went out when the rain wasnt dat heavy...when i reached the train station...my fren den told me she's gona b late...den i reach alot earlier...so boh bian...gotta wait...juz really feel my day was really bad...when i reached Edge...i was already feeling kinda unwell...but amazingly...when Edge started..i was totally ok during n after worship n during the service...hee...God is really great~! hee...after edge had dinner with some frens den went home...
as for 2dae...i was late for svc...boh bian...cos an aunty from NZ came back to visit...my dad wanted mi to wait till she comes...but she did not reach at the time she promised...she came ard 1040(where svc already started)...after dat i asked my bro send mi there...hmmm...along the way...i received a msg from my godsis's husband saying dat my godsis is delivering soon...at dat time was feeling both excited n worried...excited cos the baby is coming into this world le...worried is cos she is pre-matured baby...den abt Noon...i received another MMS of the baby...she's so cute n beautiful...hee...feel sooo happy for them...congrats to Winnie n Sy Biao...n their two sons, joshua n joash, who r having a baby sis...hee...Thank God dat the baby is alright(i guess)...hmm..i feel so bad...cos i hav no time to visit them...2dae gotta giv tuition n got bowling...tmr after work got class...dat goes the same to tue n wed...den thur n fri i guess i gotta do OT cos beginning of the month...urrrghhh!!!!y am i soo bz?all soo packed...hopefully i can visit them asap...hmmm...cant wait to see the baby gal...hee...
hmm...oh yah i was quite disappointed w my performance in bowling 2dae..sian lor...din play well...esp my 3rd game...soooo lousy...hmmm...gotta train more le...hmmm...sianzzz...i really muz learn to clear everyting off my mind when i play bowling...if not sure v affected...hmmm...
niwae gotta stop here...i wana do my sch work...but guess i wun noe how to do...sadz sia...hmmm...k...bye to all...nitezzzz....
God Bless n Love ya~~~
hi all...haven bwwn writing for quite long...is either no time or bz mah...hmmm...but i think i shld write 2dae cos i noe the rest of the 2wks i will not be free...hee...hmmm...wah...feeling tired...no time for rest...the quarterly reporting ended ard 8days ago...den left abt a week b4 the nex mths's reporting starts...which is tmr...hmmm...the 'break' is juz so short...not onli dat...in the past few days i aso needa prepare for july's reporting...sianz...duno when i'll juz die down...i'm like bz non-stop...sianzzz...wat to do...gotta work n gotta study...i haven even start on my assignment...siao liao...i duno how sia...n i got lotsa sch work too...boringz...duno how to do lor...duno wat is my lecturer teaching...haiz...how???!!!hmmm...
yesterday,my day wasnt really gd...cos in the morning i went to play bowling with a collegue whom i dun realy noe...but met up w him to play...i played super badly lor...he toks too much lah...yak n yak n yak...den i somehow feel abit irritated...but it's aso cos i'm still v sleepy...den made mi v moody...hmmm...after 3games i went home...while walkin to the bus stop...i saw the bus i'm taking reachin the bus stop...so i quickly ran n flag at the bus...with my heavy bowling bag...but guess wat?the wicked bus driver did not stop!!!i was soooo pissed!den gotta wait for another abt 1/2 an hr for the nex bus...the bad thing is not dat...but it is dat it started to rain super heavily when i'm in the bus...when i reach my hse bus stop...the rain was still v heavy...cos i'm running for time...so i had no choice n i ran under the rain to home...yup...as guessed...was totally drenched when i got home...den i changed n rest awhile(cos still raining heavily)...n went out when the rain wasnt dat heavy...when i reached the train station...my fren den told me she's gona b late...den i reach alot earlier...so boh bian...gotta wait...juz really feel my day was really bad...when i reached Edge...i was already feeling kinda unwell...but amazingly...when Edge started..i was totally ok during n after worship n during the service...hee...God is really great~! hee...after edge had dinner with some frens den went home...
as for 2dae...i was late for svc...boh bian...cos an aunty from NZ came back to visit...my dad wanted mi to wait till she comes...but she did not reach at the time she promised...she came ard 1040(where svc already started)...after dat i asked my bro send mi there...hmmm...along the way...i received a msg from my godsis's husband saying dat my godsis is delivering soon...at dat time was feeling both excited n worried...excited cos the baby is coming into this world le...worried is cos she is pre-matured baby...den abt Noon...i received another MMS of the baby...she's so cute n beautiful...hee...feel sooo happy for them...congrats to Winnie n Sy Biao...n their two sons, joshua n joash, who r having a baby sis...hee...Thank God dat the baby is alright(i guess)...hmm..i feel so bad...cos i hav no time to visit them...2dae gotta giv tuition n got bowling...tmr after work got class...dat goes the same to tue n wed...den thur n fri i guess i gotta do OT cos beginning of the month...urrrghhh!!!!y am i soo bz?all soo packed...hopefully i can visit them asap...hmmm...cant wait to see the baby gal...hee...
hmm...oh yah i was quite disappointed w my performance in bowling 2dae..sian lor...din play well...esp my 3rd game...soooo lousy...hmmm...gotta train more le...hmmm...sianzzz...i really muz learn to clear everyting off my mind when i play bowling...if not sure v affected...hmmm...
niwae gotta stop here...i wana do my sch work...but guess i wun noe how to do...sadz sia...hmmm...k...bye to all...nitezzzz....
God Bless n Love ya~~~
Thursday, July 28, 2005
PaRtY (juz for laughs)
FOUR FRIENDS AT A PARTY
Four friends, who hadn't seen each other in 30 years, reunited at a
party. After several drinks, one of the men had to use the rest room.
Those who remained talked about their kids.
The first guy said, "My son is my pride and joy. He started working
at
a successful company at the bottom of the barrel. He studied
Economics
and Business Administration and soon began to climb the corporate
ladder and now he's the president of the company. He became so rich
that
he gave his best friend a top of the line Mercedes for his birthday."
The second guy said, "Damn, that's terrific! My son is also my pride
and
joy. He started working for a big airline, then went to flight school
to become a pilot . Eventually he became a partner in the company,
where
he owns the majority of its assets. He's so rich that he gave his
best
friend a brand new jet for his birthday."
The third man said: "Well, that's terrific! My son studied in the
best
universities and became an engineer. Then he started his own
construction company and is now a multimillionaire. He also gave away
something very nice and expensive to his best friend for his
birthday:
A 30,000 square foot mansion."
The three friends congratulated each other just as the fourth
returned
from the rest-room and asked: "What are all the congratulations for?"
One of the three said: "We were talking about the pride we feel for
the
successes of our sons. ..What about your son?"
The fourth man replied: "My son is gay and makes a living dancing as
a
stripper at a nightclub. The three friends said: "What a
shame...what a
disappointment." The fourth man replied: "No, I'm not ashamed. He's
my
son and I love him. And he's lucky, too. His birthday just passed
the
other day and he received a beautiful 30,000 square foot mansion, a
brand new jet and a top of the line Mercedes from his three
boyfriends."
Four friends, who hadn't seen each other in 30 years, reunited at a
party. After several drinks, one of the men had to use the rest room.
Those who remained talked about their kids.
The first guy said, "My son is my pride and joy. He started working
at
a successful company at the bottom of the barrel. He studied
Economics
and Business Administration and soon began to climb the corporate
ladder and now he's the president of the company. He became so rich
that
he gave his best friend a top of the line Mercedes for his birthday."
The second guy said, "Damn, that's terrific! My son is also my pride
and
joy. He started working for a big airline, then went to flight school
to become a pilot . Eventually he became a partner in the company,
where
he owns the majority of its assets. He's so rich that he gave his
best
friend a brand new jet for his birthday."
The third man said: "Well, that's terrific! My son studied in the
best
universities and became an engineer. Then he started his own
construction company and is now a multimillionaire. He also gave away
something very nice and expensive to his best friend for his
birthday:
A 30,000 square foot mansion."
The three friends congratulated each other just as the fourth
returned
from the rest-room and asked: "What are all the congratulations for?"
One of the three said: "We were talking about the pride we feel for
the
successes of our sons. ..What about your son?"
The fourth man replied: "My son is gay and makes a living dancing as
a
stripper at a nightclub. The three friends said: "What a
shame...what a
disappointment." The fourth man replied: "No, I'm not ashamed. He's
my
son and I love him. And he's lucky, too. His birthday just passed
the
other day and he received a beautiful 30,000 square foot mansion, a
brand new jet and a top of the line Mercedes from his three
boyfriends."
Wednesday, July 27, 2005
Reasons why women choose to be single...
Reasons why women choose to be single...
1. The nice men are ugly.
2. The handsome men are not nice.
3. The handsome and nice men are gay.
4. The handsome, nice and heterosexual
men are
married.
5. The men who are not so handsome,but are
nice men, have no money.
6. The men who are not so handsome,but are
nice men with money think we are only after
their
money.
7. The handsome men without money are
after our
money.
8. The handsome men,who are not so nice
and somewhat heterosexual, don't think we
are
beautiful enough.
9. The men who think we are beautiful, that
are heterosexual, somewhat nice and have
money, are cowards.
10. The men who are somewhat handsome,
somewhat nice and have some money and
thank God are heterosexual, are shy and
NEVER
MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!!!!
11. The men who never make the first move,
automatically lose interest in us when we take
the initiative.
NOW,WHO THE HELL UNDERSTANDS
MEN?
"Men are like a fine wine.
They all start out like grapes, and
it's our job to stomp on them and keep
them in the dark until they mature into
something
you'd like to have dinner with."
*No offence made k...just read with an open mind*
1. The nice men are ugly.
2. The handsome men are not nice.
3. The handsome and nice men are gay.
4. The handsome, nice and heterosexual
men are
married.
5. The men who are not so handsome,but are
nice men, have no money.
6. The men who are not so handsome,but are
nice men with money think we are only after
their
money.
7. The handsome men without money are
after our
money.
8. The handsome men,who are not so nice
and somewhat heterosexual, don't think we
are
beautiful enough.
9. The men who think we are beautiful, that
are heterosexual, somewhat nice and have
money, are cowards.
10. The men who are somewhat handsome,
somewhat nice and have some money and
thank God are heterosexual, are shy and
NEVER
MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!!!!
11. The men who never make the first move,
automatically lose interest in us when we take
the initiative.
NOW,WHO THE HELL UNDERSTANDS
MEN?
"Men are like a fine wine.
They all start out like grapes, and
it's our job to stomp on them and keep
them in the dark until they mature into
something
you'd like to have dinner with."
*No offence made k...just read with an open mind*
Thursday, July 21, 2005
where is the $1???
Try Figure this out:
> >
> > Three guys in a hotel call room service and order two large pizzas.
> >
> > The delivery boy brings them up with a bill for exactly $30.00. Each
>guy gives him a $10.00 bill, and he leaves. That's fact!
> >
> > When he hands the $30.00 to the cashier, he is told a mistake was
>made.The bill was only $25.00, not $30.00. The cashier gives the delivery
>boy five $1.00 bills and tells him to take it back to the 3 guys who
>ordered the pizza.That's fact!
> >
> > On the way back to their room, the delivery boy has a thought... these
> >guys did not give him a tip. He figures that since there is no way to
>split $5.00 evenly three ways anyhow, he will keep two dollars for himself
>and give them back three dollars.
> >
> > OK! So far so good! He knocks on the door and one fellow answers. He
> >explains about a mix up in the bill, and hands the guy the three
>dollars, then departs with his two-dollar tip in his pocket.
> >
> > Now the fun begins!
> >
> > Remember $30-$25=$5 Right? $5-$3=$2 Right?
> >
> > So what's the problem?
> > All is well, right?
> >Not quite. Answer this:
> >
> > Each of the three guys originally gave $10.00 each. They each got back
> >$1.00 in change. That means they paid $9.00 each, which times three is
> >$27.00. The delivery boy kept $2.00 for a tip.
> >
> > $27.00 plus $2.00 equals $29.00.
> > Where is the other dollar ! ??????????
> >
> > Three guys in a hotel call room service and order two large pizzas.
> >
> > The delivery boy brings them up with a bill for exactly $30.00. Each
>guy gives him a $10.00 bill, and he leaves. That's fact!
> >
> > When he hands the $30.00 to the cashier, he is told a mistake was
>made.The bill was only $25.00, not $30.00. The cashier gives the delivery
>boy five $1.00 bills and tells him to take it back to the 3 guys who
>ordered the pizza.That's fact!
> >
> > On the way back to their room, the delivery boy has a thought... these
> >guys did not give him a tip. He figures that since there is no way to
>split $5.00 evenly three ways anyhow, he will keep two dollars for himself
>and give them back three dollars.
> >
> > OK! So far so good! He knocks on the door and one fellow answers. He
> >explains about a mix up in the bill, and hands the guy the three
>dollars, then departs with his two-dollar tip in his pocket.
> >
> > Now the fun begins!
> >
> > Remember $30-$25=$5 Right? $5-$3=$2 Right?
> >
> > So what's the problem?
> > All is well, right?
> >Not quite. Answer this:
> >
> > Each of the three guys originally gave $10.00 each. They each got back
> >$1.00 in change. That means they paid $9.00 each, which times three is
> >$27.00. The delivery boy kept $2.00 for a tip.
> >
> > $27.00 plus $2.00 equals $29.00.
> > Where is the other dollar ! ??????????
Wednesday, July 20, 2005
Snappy Answers
Snappy Answer #1
A flight attendant was stationed at the
departure gate to check tickets. As a man
approached, she extended her hand for the
ticket, and he opened his trench coat and
flashed her. Without missing a beat she said,
"Sir, I need to see your ticket, not your
stub."
Snappy Answer #2
A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys
at the grocery store, but couldn't find one big
enough for her family. She asked a stock boy,
Do these turkeys get any bigger?" The stock
boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead."
Snappy Answer #3
The cop got out of his car and the kid who was
stopped for speeding rolled down his window.
I've been waiting for you all day", the cop
said. The kid replied, "Yeah, well I got here
as fast as I could". When the cop finally
stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way
without a ticket.
Snappy Answer #4
A truck driver was driving along on the
freeway. A sign comes up that reads low bridge
ahead." Before he knows it the bridge is right
ahead of him and he gets stuck under the
bridge. Cars are backed up for miles. Finally,
a police car comes up. The cop gets out of his
car and walks around to the truck driver, puts
his hands on his hips and says, "Got stuck,
huh?" The truck driver says, "No, I was
delivering this bridge and ran out of gas."
Snappy Answer #5
Snappy Answer of the Year!
A college teacher reminds her class of
tomorrow's final ex am. "Now class, I won't
tolerate any
excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I
might consider a nuclear attack or a serious
personal injury or illness, or a death in your
immediate family but that's it, no other
excuses whatsoever!" A smart-ass guy in the
back of the room raised his hand and asks,
"What would you say if tomorrow I said I was
suffering from complete and utter sexual
exhaustion?" The entire class does its best to
stifle their laughter and snickering. When
silence is restored, the teacher smiles
sympathetically at the student, shakes her
head, and sweetly says, " Well, I guess you'd
have to write the exam with your other hand."
BONUS Snappy Answer
A girl was visiting her blond friend who had
acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their
names were. The blonde responded by saying that
one was named Rolex and one was named Timex.
Her friend said, "Whoever heard of someone
naming dogs like that?"
"Hellooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo" answered
the blond."They're watch dogs!"
Can't get enough? The BEST is LAST!
A pompous minister was seated next to a TEXAN
on a flight to Dallas. After the plane was
airborne, drink orders were taken. The TEXAN
asked for a whiskey and soda, which was brought
and placed before him. The flight attendant
then asked the minister if he would like a
drink. He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be
savagely raped by brazen whores than let liquor
touch my lips." The TEXAN looked at the
minister, then handed his drink back to the
attendant and said, "I didn't know we had a
choice."
A flight attendant was stationed at the
departure gate to check tickets. As a man
approached, she extended her hand for the
ticket, and he opened his trench coat and
flashed her. Without missing a beat she said,
"Sir, I need to see your ticket, not your
stub."
Snappy Answer #2
A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys
at the grocery store, but couldn't find one big
enough for her family. She asked a stock boy,
Do these turkeys get any bigger?" The stock
boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead."
Snappy Answer #3
The cop got out of his car and the kid who was
stopped for speeding rolled down his window.
I've been waiting for you all day", the cop
said. The kid replied, "Yeah, well I got here
as fast as I could". When the cop finally
stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way
without a ticket.
Snappy Answer #4
A truck driver was driving along on the
freeway. A sign comes up that reads low bridge
ahead." Before he knows it the bridge is right
ahead of him and he gets stuck under the
bridge. Cars are backed up for miles. Finally,
a police car comes up. The cop gets out of his
car and walks around to the truck driver, puts
his hands on his hips and says, "Got stuck,
huh?" The truck driver says, "No, I was
delivering this bridge and ran out of gas."
Snappy Answer #5
Snappy Answer of the Year!
A college teacher reminds her class of
tomorrow's final ex am. "Now class, I won't
tolerate any
excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I
might consider a nuclear attack or a serious
personal injury or illness, or a death in your
immediate family but that's it, no other
excuses whatsoever!" A smart-ass guy in the
back of the room raised his hand and asks,
"What would you say if tomorrow I said I was
suffering from complete and utter sexual
exhaustion?" The entire class does its best to
stifle their laughter and snickering. When
silence is restored, the teacher smiles
sympathetically at the student, shakes her
head, and sweetly says, " Well, I guess you'd
have to write the exam with your other hand."
BONUS Snappy Answer
A girl was visiting her blond friend who had
acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their
names were. The blonde responded by saying that
one was named Rolex and one was named Timex.
Her friend said, "Whoever heard of someone
naming dogs like that?"
"Hellooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo" answered
the blond."They're watch dogs!"
Can't get enough? The BEST is LAST!
A pompous minister was seated next to a TEXAN
on a flight to Dallas. After the plane was
airborne, drink orders were taken. The TEXAN
asked for a whiskey and soda, which was brought
and placed before him. The flight attendant
then asked the minister if he would like a
drink. He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be
savagely raped by brazen whores than let liquor
touch my lips." The TEXAN looked at the
minister, then handed his drink back to the
attendant and said, "I didn't know we had a
choice."
Sunday, July 17, 2005
~there goes another week~
~therefore my beloved brethren, let every man be swift to hear, slow to speak and slow to wrath, for the wrath of man does not produce the righteousness of God. James 1:19-20.~
hi all...yup yup...so paiseh haven really been blogging...busy...n tired...hee...wow...time pass very fast...1 week juz past like dat...busy though...last week and this week i've been really bz at work...on those days without school...i will do OT will 10 or 11plus...hmmm...except on fridays which i will leave on the dot...hmmm...usually thursdays after work i will go for jogging with my collegues...but these 2 weeks i did not go cos of work...oops...getting fatter...keep eating...guess hafta watch out on my diet...heez...
hmmm...needless to talk abt my weekdays...cos they sound boring...work...work...class...class...dats it...hee...especially my poor supervisor(he's my new supervisor)...he does OT everyday...hardworking sia...he took over most of wat i usually do lor...wah...superman...wahahhaa...but i really admire his ability...great...he got the potential to climb up high...hee...but i pity his gf...he's always so bz to spend time with her...hmmm...
wah...my weekends r sooo tiring...even for 2dae...juz got home onli...wah...my saturday really caused me to have terrible aches 2dae lorz...hmmm...cos i got bowling training at abt 1150am...den trained till abt 2pm...thereafter got youth activity at the same bowling alley organised by my church...wah...alot of ppl lor...hmmm...i played super lousily lor...cos the lanes r too dry...n i'm already super tired from the training earlier on...the bowling game i onli got a pathetic of 109pinfall...it sucks lor...another thing dat affecs my performance is cos one lane got 6persons playing...gotta wait super long till my turn...then the mood not there liao lor...dats y...hmmm...however...with dat sucky score...i still can get champion for female category lor...win aso not happy...cos din feel any great achievement...niwAe...set dat aside...hee...
hmmm...wah sian...2dae early morning kena lecture from my dad...long naggings again which i dun usually remember...cos the nite b4 i went home 12plus am...he's not v happy with it...yah cos i went to meet up with ben n felicia after Edge...took a cab down lor...which cost mi 16bucks!the stupid jam...shld have taken train...same time reach lor...cheaper too...grrrrr...all the stupid jam's fault...met up with them...den they aso duno wat to do...den went gelare for waffle icecream...yummy...den went for pool den home...dats y so late...n made my dad angry...but he nags at other stuff too...hmmm...really duno y is he so against mi having a religion?one day i will prove to him dat i am right in choosing this religion...he always thinks he's right...no doubt at times...but not always...too egoistic...hmm...he nags till the time where service already started...so i'm left with no choice but to take a cab down again...haiz...service was gd...hmmm...after service went for lunch with serene...den met up with serena n jinlun they all n went parkway...den i went to giv tuition...thereafter my parents come n fetch me to go bowling(they help me fetch my bowling equipments too)...thought wld play super badly cos i wasnt in gd mood cos of the aches all ard my body...however...guess wat?i got 188 for my 1st game...den 144 den 123...though it deproved...but quite satisfied...it's like if i got even my lowest(123) for the bowling youth activity n got champion..i wld at least feel a lil' bit better...but no lor...hmmm...sianzzz...niwae...enjoyed the league...luckily my coach was there..if he wasnt...guess dat 188 wldnt be there...wahahaha...
hmmm...after bowling i met up with serena they all again...for dinner...but i ate fruits onli...we chit chat till 10plus den go home...hmmm...cos i'm carrying my heaving bowling bag...Mr Nice guy Ethan helped me carry it and sent me home...he's always so nice lor...juz so caring...he cld hav juz gone home as his place was walkin distance from the place w r at...but he took the trouble to take bus with mi...carry my heavy bowling bag...n send mi home to my doorstep...awww...thanks boy...wah...i'm falling asleep soon....v v v tired lor...goota sleep...if not cant concentrate on work tmr...nitez to all of u!!!~~~
take care n
God Bless~
love ya~
hi all...yup yup...so paiseh haven really been blogging...busy...n tired...hee...wow...time pass very fast...1 week juz past like dat...busy though...last week and this week i've been really bz at work...on those days without school...i will do OT will 10 or 11plus...hmmm...except on fridays which i will leave on the dot...hmmm...usually thursdays after work i will go for jogging with my collegues...but these 2 weeks i did not go cos of work...oops...getting fatter...keep eating...guess hafta watch out on my diet...heez...
hmmm...needless to talk abt my weekdays...cos they sound boring...work...work...class...class...dats it...hee...especially my poor supervisor(he's my new supervisor)...he does OT everyday...hardworking sia...he took over most of wat i usually do lor...wah...superman...wahahhaa...but i really admire his ability...great...he got the potential to climb up high...hee...but i pity his gf...he's always so bz to spend time with her...hmmm...
wah...my weekends r sooo tiring...even for 2dae...juz got home onli...wah...my saturday really caused me to have terrible aches 2dae lorz...hmmm...cos i got bowling training at abt 1150am...den trained till abt 2pm...thereafter got youth activity at the same bowling alley organised by my church...wah...alot of ppl lor...hmmm...i played super lousily lor...cos the lanes r too dry...n i'm already super tired from the training earlier on...the bowling game i onli got a pathetic of 109pinfall...it sucks lor...another thing dat affecs my performance is cos one lane got 6persons playing...gotta wait super long till my turn...then the mood not there liao lor...dats y...hmmm...however...with dat sucky score...i still can get champion for female category lor...win aso not happy...cos din feel any great achievement...niwAe...set dat aside...hee...
hmmm...wah sian...2dae early morning kena lecture from my dad...long naggings again which i dun usually remember...cos the nite b4 i went home 12plus am...he's not v happy with it...yah cos i went to meet up with ben n felicia after Edge...took a cab down lor...which cost mi 16bucks!the stupid jam...shld have taken train...same time reach lor...cheaper too...grrrrr...all the stupid jam's fault...met up with them...den they aso duno wat to do...den went gelare for waffle icecream...yummy...den went for pool den home...dats y so late...n made my dad angry...but he nags at other stuff too...hmmm...really duno y is he so against mi having a religion?one day i will prove to him dat i am right in choosing this religion...he always thinks he's right...no doubt at times...but not always...too egoistic...hmm...he nags till the time where service already started...so i'm left with no choice but to take a cab down again...haiz...service was gd...hmmm...after service went for lunch with serene...den met up with serena n jinlun they all n went parkway...den i went to giv tuition...thereafter my parents come n fetch me to go bowling(they help me fetch my bowling equipments too)...thought wld play super badly cos i wasnt in gd mood cos of the aches all ard my body...however...guess wat?i got 188 for my 1st game...den 144 den 123...though it deproved...but quite satisfied...it's like if i got even my lowest(123) for the bowling youth activity n got champion..i wld at least feel a lil' bit better...but no lor...hmmm...sianzzz...niwae...enjoyed the league...luckily my coach was there..if he wasnt...guess dat 188 wldnt be there...wahahaha...
hmmm...after bowling i met up with serena they all again...for dinner...but i ate fruits onli...we chit chat till 10plus den go home...hmmm...cos i'm carrying my heaving bowling bag...Mr Nice guy Ethan helped me carry it and sent me home...he's always so nice lor...juz so caring...he cld hav juz gone home as his place was walkin distance from the place w r at...but he took the trouble to take bus with mi...carry my heavy bowling bag...n send mi home to my doorstep...awww...thanks boy...wah...i'm falling asleep soon....v v v tired lor...goota sleep...if not cant concentrate on work tmr...nitez to all of u!!!~~~
take care n
God Bless~
love ya~
Monday, July 11, 2005
Elderly Lovers
There were these two elderly people living in an Oregon mobile home
park.
He was a widower and she a widow.
They had known one another for a number of years.
One evening there was a community supper in the big activity center.
These two were at the same table, across from one another.
As the meal went on, he made a few admiring glances at her and finally
gathered up his courage to ask her, "Will you marry me?"
After about six seconds of careful consideration, she answered: "Yes,
Yes,
I will."
The meal ended and with a few more pleasant exchanges, they went to
their
respective places.
Next morning, he was troubled. "Did she say 'yes' or did she say 'no'?"
He couldn't remember. Try as he would, he just could not recall.
Not even a faint memory. With trepidation, he went to the telephone and
called her.
First, he explained to her that he didn't remember as well as he used
to.
Then he reviewed the lovely evening past. As he gained a little more
courage,he then inquired of her, "When I asked if you would marry me,
did
you say
'Yes' or did you say 'No'?"
He was delighted to hear her say, "Why,I said, 'Yes, yes I will' and I
meant it with all my heart."
Then she continued, "And I am so glad that you called, because I
couldn't
remember who had asked me"
park.
He was a widower and she a widow.
They had known one another for a number of years.
One evening there was a community supper in the big activity center.
These two were at the same table, across from one another.
As the meal went on, he made a few admiring glances at her and finally
gathered up his courage to ask her, "Will you marry me?"
After about six seconds of careful consideration, she answered: "Yes,
Yes,
I will."
The meal ended and with a few more pleasant exchanges, they went to
their
respective places.
Next morning, he was troubled. "Did she say 'yes' or did she say 'no'?"
He couldn't remember. Try as he would, he just could not recall.
Not even a faint memory. With trepidation, he went to the telephone and
called her.
First, he explained to her that he didn't remember as well as he used
to.
Then he reviewed the lovely evening past. As he gained a little more
courage,he then inquired of her, "When I asked if you would marry me,
did
you say
'Yes' or did you say 'No'?"
He was delighted to hear her say, "Why,I said, 'Yes, yes I will' and I
meant it with all my heart."
Then she continued, "And I am so glad that you called, because I
couldn't
remember who had asked me"
Thursday, July 07, 2005
Lone Ranger & Tonto
The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert.
After they got
their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep.
Some hours later,
Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, "Kemo Sabe, look
towards sky, what
you see?"
The Lone Ranger replies, "I see millions of stars."
"What that tell you?" asked Tonto.
The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says,
"Astronomically
speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies
and potentially
billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that
Saturn is in Leo.
Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter
past three in the
morning. Theologically, it's evident the Lord is
all-powerful and we are
small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we
will have a
beautiful day tomorrow. What's it tell you, Tonto?"
Tonto is silent for a moment, then says, "Kemo Sabe,
you dumber than
buffalo shit. Someone has stolen tent."
After they got
their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep.
Some hours later,
Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, "Kemo Sabe, look
towards sky, what
you see?"
The Lone Ranger replies, "I see millions of stars."
"What that tell you?" asked Tonto.
The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says,
"Astronomically
speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies
and potentially
billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that
Saturn is in Leo.
Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter
past three in the
morning. Theologically, it's evident the Lord is
all-powerful and we are
small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we
will have a
beautiful day tomorrow. What's it tell you, Tonto?"
Tonto is silent for a moment, then says, "Kemo Sabe,
you dumber than
buffalo shit. Someone has stolen tent."
Monday, July 04, 2005
~slackingz~
~and you shall seek Me and find Me, when you search for Me with all your heart. Jeremiah 29:13~
wah...v full...juz came back from lunch...me n another cleeogue,Clara, took a train down to Toa Payoh to have lunch...Novena Square too boring...wahahha...we had 'La Mian' for lunch...filling...haha...after food we went to walk walk abit...bought Old Chang Kee...den took a train back to work...boredzzz...yupz...now kinda lazy to start work...so i write my blog lor...hav not written for quite long...hee...too lazy...hee...hmmm...
kinda tired lor...cos past few days nv had enuf sleep...but also partly due to me not wanting to sleep early...hee...will always chat online till 2plus am den go sleep...den hafta wake up early for work...haa...hmmm...my last week was kinda packed...especially with work...on mon n wed i worked till after 10pm...alot to do...cos got quarterly reporting...stress...on tue i went bowling with my collegues...din really play well...thur went jogging at east coast...5km...after dat had a yummy supper..oops...haha...den on fri got Net...but onli mi n serene cos others cant make it...hee...yup...den on sat...gotta wake up v early...went to work at 8am...work till 12pm...den rushed to giv tuition...den to The Edge for worship...den down to my cousin's house at Bukit Timah for BBQ...wow...tiring lor...n i stayed there will after midnight...hmmm...luckily on sunday i got to sleep abit longer...cos service starts at 3pm...hee...before that i met up with serene n geraldine for lunch den go for service...sunday's service was great!it's our corporate service...n many were invited...held at expo hall3...never did we expect it to be so grand...there're lotsa ppl lor...smthg we din really expect...cos usually our corporate service doesnt look as big...hee...but the service was really nice...cos' there's a performance..in a boxing ring!haa...everyting was nice...however i think that they shld preach more...hee...but i'm really happy to see soo many ppl wanting to get saved...Amen!it's great!hee...yup...den after service i went down to katong for the bowling league...wah...kinda disappointed with my 1st game...lousy lor...my other collegues made fun of mi...i got 99 lor...sadz...but i picked up in the 2nd game...got 180...kinda my highest game...hee...den 139...yah...thanks to ricky...cos' he's been there trying to correct my mistake...hee...yah...he's gona be my coach soon...hee...gona really train hard on my bowling...hee...
yup...gotta stop here le...muz start to work...if not my supervisor will nag...hee...bz month mah...ok...gotta go....take care all of ya...thanks for reading!
God Bless!
God Loves ya~
wah...v full...juz came back from lunch...me n another cleeogue,Clara, took a train down to Toa Payoh to have lunch...Novena Square too boring...wahahha...we had 'La Mian' for lunch...filling...haha...after food we went to walk walk abit...bought Old Chang Kee...den took a train back to work...boredzzz...yupz...now kinda lazy to start work...so i write my blog lor...hav not written for quite long...hee...too lazy...hee...hmmm...
kinda tired lor...cos past few days nv had enuf sleep...but also partly due to me not wanting to sleep early...hee...will always chat online till 2plus am den go sleep...den hafta wake up early for work...haa...hmmm...my last week was kinda packed...especially with work...on mon n wed i worked till after 10pm...alot to do...cos got quarterly reporting...stress...on tue i went bowling with my collegues...din really play well...thur went jogging at east coast...5km...after dat had a yummy supper..oops...haha...den on fri got Net...but onli mi n serene cos others cant make it...hee...yup...den on sat...gotta wake up v early...went to work at 8am...work till 12pm...den rushed to giv tuition...den to The Edge for worship...den down to my cousin's house at Bukit Timah for BBQ...wow...tiring lor...n i stayed there will after midnight...hmmm...luckily on sunday i got to sleep abit longer...cos service starts at 3pm...hee...before that i met up with serene n geraldine for lunch den go for service...sunday's service was great!it's our corporate service...n many were invited...held at expo hall3...never did we expect it to be so grand...there're lotsa ppl lor...smthg we din really expect...cos usually our corporate service doesnt look as big...hee...but the service was really nice...cos' there's a performance..in a boxing ring!haa...everyting was nice...however i think that they shld preach more...hee...but i'm really happy to see soo many ppl wanting to get saved...Amen!it's great!hee...yup...den after service i went down to katong for the bowling league...wah...kinda disappointed with my 1st game...lousy lor...my other collegues made fun of mi...i got 99 lor...sadz...but i picked up in the 2nd game...got 180...kinda my highest game...hee...den 139...yah...thanks to ricky...cos' he's been there trying to correct my mistake...hee...yah...he's gona be my coach soon...hee...gona really train hard on my bowling...hee...
yup...gotta stop here le...muz start to work...if not my supervisor will nag...hee...bz month mah...ok...gotta go....take care all of ya...thanks for reading!
God Bless!
God Loves ya~
Friday, July 01, 2005
a change of jobzzz
A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question.
The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went upon the footpath, and stopped centimeters from a shop window.
For a second everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver said: "Look mate, don't ever do that again.
You scared the daylights out of me!"
The passenger apologized and said, "I didn't realize that a little tap would scare you so much."
The driver replied, "Sorry, it's not really your fault. Today is my first day as a cab driver - I've been driving a van carrying dead bodies for the last 25 years."
The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went upon the footpath, and stopped centimeters from a shop window.
For a second everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver said: "Look mate, don't ever do that again.
You scared the daylights out of me!"
The passenger apologized and said, "I didn't realize that a little tap would scare you so much."
The driver replied, "Sorry, it's not really your fault. Today is my first day as a cab driver - I've been driving a van carrying dead bodies for the last 25 years."
Wednesday, June 29, 2005
Tongue Twister
Good technique to teach your tongue to speak correctly!
Peter bought a butter,
The butter Peter bought was bitter,
So Peter Bought A better butter,
To make the bitter butter better.
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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
He would chuck, he would, as much as he could, and chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
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Which witch wished which wicked wish?
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Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.
Did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers?
If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?
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She sells sea shells by the sea shore.
The shells she sells are surely seashells.
So if she sells shells on the seashore,
I'm sure she sells seashore shells.
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A flea and a fly flew up in a flue.
Said the flea: "Let us fly!"
Said the fly: "Let us flee!"
So they flew through a flaw in the flue.
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Betty Botter had some butter,
But, she said, "this butter's bitter.
If I bake this bitter butter, it would make my batter bitter.
But a bit of better butter that would make my batter better.
So she bought a bit of butter, better than her bitter butter,
And she baked it in her batter,
and the batter was not bitter.
So 'twas better Betty Botter bought a bit of better butter.
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A big black bug bit a big black bear,
made the big black bear bleed blood.
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Lesser leather never weathered wetter weather better.
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A bitter biting bittern Bit a better brother bittern,
And the bitter better bittern Bit the bitter biter back.
And the bitter bittern, bitten, By the better bitten bittern,
Said: "I'm a bitter biter bit, alack!"
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Mr. See owned a saw.
And Mr. Soar owned a seesaw.
Now See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw
Before Soar saw See,
Which made Soar sore.
Had Soar seen See's saw before See sawed Soar's seesaw,
See's saw would not have sawed Soar's seesaw.
So See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw.
But it was sad to see Soar so sore
Just because See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw!
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Silly Sally swiftly shooed seven silly sheep.
The seven silly sheep Silly Sally shooed
shilly-shallied south.
These sheep shouldn't sleep in a shack;
sheep should sleep in a sack.
Peter bought a butter,
The butter Peter bought was bitter,
So Peter Bought A better butter,
To make the bitter butter better.
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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
He would chuck, he would, as much as he could, and chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
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Which witch wished which wicked wish?
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Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.
Did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers?
If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?
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She sells sea shells by the sea shore.
The shells she sells are surely seashells.
So if she sells shells on the seashore,
I'm sure she sells seashore shells.
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A flea and a fly flew up in a flue.
Said the flea: "Let us fly!"
Said the fly: "Let us flee!"
So they flew through a flaw in the flue.
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Betty Botter had some butter,
But, she said, "this butter's bitter.
If I bake this bitter butter, it would make my batter bitter.
But a bit of better butter that would make my batter better.
So she bought a bit of butter, better than her bitter butter,
And she baked it in her batter,
and the batter was not bitter.
So 'twas better Betty Botter bought a bit of better butter.
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A big black bug bit a big black bear,
made the big black bear bleed blood.
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Lesser leather never weathered wetter weather better.
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A bitter biting bittern Bit a better brother bittern,
And the bitter better bittern Bit the bitter biter back.
And the bitter bittern, bitten, By the better bitten bittern,
Said: "I'm a bitter biter bit, alack!"
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Mr. See owned a saw.
And Mr. Soar owned a seesaw.
Now See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw
Before Soar saw See,
Which made Soar sore.
Had Soar seen See's saw before See sawed Soar's seesaw,
See's saw would not have sawed Soar's seesaw.
So See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw.
But it was sad to see Soar so sore
Just because See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw!
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Silly Sally swiftly shooed seven silly sheep.
The seven silly sheep Silly Sally shooed
shilly-shallied south.
These sheep shouldn't sleep in a shack;
sheep should sleep in a sack.
Saturday, June 25, 2005
~tiring week~
~for he who sows to his flesh will of the flesh reap corruption, but he who sows to the Spirit will of the Spirit reap everlasting life. Galatians 6:8~
yawnzzz...juz soo tired...but feel like writing...hee...hmmm...haven blog for afew daes cos i was v...i went for Encounter...something like a church camp except that i have many lessons to attend...in the 2 days n 2 nites camp...lessons are goin on n on except during meal times...kinda tiring...but very worth it...cos i really experienced God...He revealed many things to me...felt a great big burden off me...i've learnt to forgive...even foun out dat there r some issues which i've always thought i've forgiven those ppl...but actually not...hmmm...anyways...i never regret goin for this Encounter...it really helps me alot...hmm...actually i cant go for this encounter...my dad disapprove of mi goin...but i really wana go...n seldom hav this coincidence dat my exams over,bz period in work over n able to take leave...everything juz fits well...juz feel dat God really wants me to go...yeah...wah...i'm really tired...hmmm...gotta sleep as soon as i finish blogging...hahaha..hmmm...even yah...after the encounter...i even went to work lor...even if on leave...cos i'm afraid monday the amt of work will be accumulated to alot...dats y go back on fri to do some...hmmm...work till ard 8pm...hmmm...
den on saturday...my dae was really tiring...not onli tired...my head aches badly...hahaha...sian...i shld be getting more rest...but instead i'm getting more bz...early in the morning gotta wake up to go bowling...my team changed the date to play 2dae cos if not nobody will b free on sundae...n actually i already requested not to play...but the other 2 female team members cant make it...so i boh bian muz play(muz at least 1 female bowler)...however quite happy with my bowling results...not bad...hee...however...got 2 members din play well...hmmm...duno can win the other team anot...hope so...after bowling i still gotta rush down to church in yishun...cos got duty to temd the cafe...hmmm...n my other 2 helpers late...so i gotta do everything myself in the start...n wait for them to reach...my head v pain lor...mood was really bad...but i didnt let it affect my duty...hmmm...service n the selling end ard 7plus i guess...den me and afew church frens went to town to eat...hee...den always ard...den go home...i'm juz super impressed with a church fren lor...this young boy is juz sooo gentleman...really duno wat words to describe him...but i can really sae he's really a gd boy...cos i was carrying my bowling bag(which was kinda heavy)...he offered to take for me...anywhere we walked to he carry lor...the other guys din even offer to help lor...he's the youngest yet the most gentleman...haha...gd boy Ethan~ haha...sometimes i really duno how to sae...but he's really attentive...v nice...for eg we were eating...den i ordered drinks...it was left near him so i asked for it to pass to mi...guess wat?b4 passing it to me...he opened and poured it into the cup for mi 1st b4 passing to mi!wow!i doubt any other guys wld do dis lor...1st time i see a guy doing dis...n he not onli carried my bag for mi...he helped another gal fren carry hers...i also bought some stuff...he also help mi take...wah...really duno use wat words to describe...cos i nv come across such guys b4...he very 'zi dong' lor...he even sent me home so dat he can help mi carry my bowling bag...cos i got sae i gotta walk quite far from the bus stop i alighting...he actually wana take another bus home...but changed his mind...help mi take instead...wah...really nice of him...he gotta rush for his project lor...yet still send mi home...the 1st time he send mi home he's also bz with projects...wah...feel guilty sia...somemore help me carry my stuff till my doorstep...hmmm...i guess such guys are very few...hmmm...but i wld really like to sae he's really a gd guy...i keep telling him dat his future gf will be very blessed to hav him...sure kena spoilt 1...hahaha...but he's still young lah...still got many years ahead...haha...niwae...i feel happy to noe him as a fren...at least he shows some hope dat there are at least such gd guys ard...hahahaha...so i may hav hope...wahahaha...however...gd guys r usually taken up...wahahahaha...but thanks alot Ethan~haha...nex time if i noe of any gd gal...i sure intro u...hahahaha...but u better study hard 1st...hahaha...
kk will stop here...falling asleep liao...n gotta be up early for church class n service...nite to all...take gd care~
God Bless n Love ya~
yawnzzz...juz soo tired...but feel like writing...hee...hmmm...haven blog for afew daes cos i was v...i went for Encounter...something like a church camp except that i have many lessons to attend...in the 2 days n 2 nites camp...lessons are goin on n on except during meal times...kinda tiring...but very worth it...cos i really experienced God...He revealed many things to me...felt a great big burden off me...i've learnt to forgive...even foun out dat there r some issues which i've always thought i've forgiven those ppl...but actually not...hmmm...anyways...i never regret goin for this Encounter...it really helps me alot...hmm...actually i cant go for this encounter...my dad disapprove of mi goin...but i really wana go...n seldom hav this coincidence dat my exams over,bz period in work over n able to take leave...everything juz fits well...juz feel dat God really wants me to go...yeah...wah...i'm really tired...hmmm...gotta sleep as soon as i finish blogging...hahaha..hmmm...even yah...after the encounter...i even went to work lor...even if on leave...cos i'm afraid monday the amt of work will be accumulated to alot...dats y go back on fri to do some...hmmm...work till ard 8pm...hmmm...
den on saturday...my dae was really tiring...not onli tired...my head aches badly...hahaha...sian...i shld be getting more rest...but instead i'm getting more bz...early in the morning gotta wake up to go bowling...my team changed the date to play 2dae cos if not nobody will b free on sundae...n actually i already requested not to play...but the other 2 female team members cant make it...so i boh bian muz play(muz at least 1 female bowler)...however quite happy with my bowling results...not bad...hee...however...got 2 members din play well...hmmm...duno can win the other team anot...hope so...after bowling i still gotta rush down to church in yishun...cos got duty to temd the cafe...hmmm...n my other 2 helpers late...so i gotta do everything myself in the start...n wait for them to reach...my head v pain lor...mood was really bad...but i didnt let it affect my duty...hmmm...service n the selling end ard 7plus i guess...den me and afew church frens went to town to eat...hee...den always ard...den go home...i'm juz super impressed with a church fren lor...this young boy is juz sooo gentleman...really duno wat words to describe him...but i can really sae he's really a gd boy...cos i was carrying my bowling bag(which was kinda heavy)...he offered to take for me...anywhere we walked to he carry lor...the other guys din even offer to help lor...he's the youngest yet the most gentleman...haha...gd boy Ethan~ haha...sometimes i really duno how to sae...but he's really attentive...v nice...for eg we were eating...den i ordered drinks...it was left near him so i asked for it to pass to mi...guess wat?b4 passing it to me...he opened and poured it into the cup for mi 1st b4 passing to mi!wow!i doubt any other guys wld do dis lor...1st time i see a guy doing dis...n he not onli carried my bag for mi...he helped another gal fren carry hers...i also bought some stuff...he also help mi take...wah...really duno use wat words to describe...cos i nv come across such guys b4...he very 'zi dong' lor...he even sent me home so dat he can help mi carry my bowling bag...cos i got sae i gotta walk quite far from the bus stop i alighting...he actually wana take another bus home...but changed his mind...help mi take instead...wah...really nice of him...he gotta rush for his project lor...yet still send mi home...the 1st time he send mi home he's also bz with projects...wah...feel guilty sia...somemore help me carry my stuff till my doorstep...hmmm...i guess such guys are very few...hmmm...but i wld really like to sae he's really a gd guy...i keep telling him dat his future gf will be very blessed to hav him...sure kena spoilt 1...hahaha...but he's still young lah...still got many years ahead...haha...niwae...i feel happy to noe him as a fren...at least he shows some hope dat there are at least such gd guys ard...hahahaha...so i may hav hope...wahahaha...however...gd guys r usually taken up...wahahahaha...but thanks alot Ethan~haha...nex time if i noe of any gd gal...i sure intro u...hahahaha...but u better study hard 1st...hahaha...
kk will stop here...falling asleep liao...n gotta be up early for church class n service...nite to all...take gd care~
God Bless n Love ya~
Wednesday, June 22, 2005
Love your liver~Love your Health~
Love your liver
The main causes of liver damage are:
1. Sleeping too late and waking up too late are the main cause.
2. Not urinating in the morning.
3. Too much eating.
4. Skipping breakfast.
5. Consuming too much medication.
6 Consuming too much preservatives, additives, food coloring, and
arficial sweetener.
7 Consuming unhealthy cooking oil. As much as possible reduce cooking
oil use when frying, which incl! udes even the best cooking oils like
olive oil. Do not consume fried foods when you are tired, except if the body
Is very fit.
8 Consuming raw (overly done) foods also add to the burden of liver.
veggies should be eaten raw or cooked 3-5 parts. Fried veggies should be
finished in one sitting, do not store.
We just have to adopt a good daily lifestyle and eating habits.
Maintaining good eating habits and time condition are very important for
our bodies to absorb and get rid of unnecessary chemicals according to
"schedule.":
Evening at 9 - 11pm : is the time for eliminating unnecessary/toxic
chemicals (de-toxification) from the antibody system (lymph nodes). This
time duration should be spent by relaxing or listening to music. If during
this time a housewife is still in an unrelaxed state such as washing the
dishes or monitoring children doing their homework, this will have a
negative impact on health.
Evening at 11pm - 1am : is the de-toxification process in the liver, and
ideally should be done in a deep sleep state.
Early morning 1 - 3am : de-toxification process in the gall, also
ideally done in a deep sleep state.
Early morning 3 - 5am : de-toxification in the lungs. Therefore there
will sometimes be a severe cough for cough sufferers during this time.
Since the de-toxification process had reached the respiratory tract, there
is no need to take cough medicine so as not to interfere with toxin removal
process.
Morning 5 - 7am : de-toxification in the colon, you! should empty your
bowel.
Morning 7 - 9am : absorption of nutrients in the small intestine, you
should be having breakfast at this time. Breakfast should be earlier,
before 6:30am, for those who are sick. Breakfast before 7:30am is very beneficial
to those wanting to stay fit. Those who always skip breakfast, they should
change their habits, and it is still better to eat breakfast late until 9 -
10am rather than no meal at all.
Sleeping so late and waking up too late will disrupt the process of
removing unnecessary chemicals. Aside from that, midnight to 4am is the
time when the bone marrow produces blood. Therefore, have a good sleep and don't
sleep late.
The main causes of liver damage are:
1. Sleeping too late and waking up too late are the main cause.
2. Not urinating in the morning.
3. Too much eating.
4. Skipping breakfast.
5. Consuming too much medication.
6 Consuming too much preservatives, additives, food coloring, and
arficial sweetener.
7 Consuming unhealthy cooking oil. As much as possible reduce cooking
oil use when frying, which incl! udes even the best cooking oils like
olive oil. Do not consume fried foods when you are tired, except if the body
Is very fit.
8 Consuming raw (overly done) foods also add to the burden of liver.
veggies should be eaten raw or cooked 3-5 parts. Fried veggies should be
finished in one sitting, do not store.
We just have to adopt a good daily lifestyle and eating habits.
Maintaining good eating habits and time condition are very important for
our bodies to absorb and get rid of unnecessary chemicals according to
"schedule.":
Evening at 9 - 11pm : is the time for eliminating unnecessary/toxic
chemicals (de-toxification) from the antibody system (lymph nodes). This
time duration should be spent by relaxing or listening to music. If during
this time a housewife is still in an unrelaxed state such as washing the
dishes or monitoring children doing their homework, this will have a
negative impact on health.
Evening at 11pm - 1am : is the de-toxification process in the liver, and
ideally should be done in a deep sleep state.
Early morning 1 - 3am : de-toxification process in the gall, also
ideally done in a deep sleep state.
Early morning 3 - 5am : de-toxification in the lungs. Therefore there
will sometimes be a severe cough for cough sufferers during this time.
Since the de-toxification process had reached the respiratory tract, there
is no need to take cough medicine so as not to interfere with toxin removal
process.
Morning 5 - 7am : de-toxification in the colon, you! should empty your
bowel.
Morning 7 - 9am : absorption of nutrients in the small intestine, you
should be having breakfast at this time. Breakfast should be earlier,
before 6:30am, for those who are sick. Breakfast before 7:30am is very beneficial
to those wanting to stay fit. Those who always skip breakfast, they should
change their habits, and it is still better to eat breakfast late until 9 -
10am rather than no meal at all.
Sleeping so late and waking up too late will disrupt the process of
removing unnecessary chemicals. Aside from that, midnight to 4am is the
time when the bone marrow produces blood. Therefore, have a good sleep and don't
sleep late.
Tuesday, June 21, 2005
FYI on SoyaBean milk
For Your Info...
All of us know that soyabean milk drink provides good protein to our body… but not many of us know about the technicalities involved, on when to consume and when not to consume soyabean milk drinks.
Soyabean milk drinks are best consumed on hot sunny days where the sun is burning and glaring. The soyabean milk provide lots of nutrients to the body, as the body is able to absorb the protein well, under this type of weather condition.
However, avoid drinking soyabean milk when the weather is cloudy or raining. Drinking soyabean milk under this weather conditions, facts has proven that the body will not be able to absorb the protein. After a long run, it will result in a disease called "GOUT" or "high acidic urine", which is due to the high protein residue in the body.
GOUT will cause you to have pain to both your knee joints & heels, and it can only be controlled when you cut down on your food intake of proteins and aided with medications. The pain is unbearable. And, more often than not, usually, you will not have the slightest clue as to what would have caused you to have the pain.
Over the years of too much of foods intake like soya beans, ikan billis, broccoli, spinach, peanuts, animal organs ( i.e. pork liver) etc, could result in GOUT, so it's best to monitor your diet to help avoid GOUT as a cause of prevention.
So dear friends, plz pass this on to your family, relatives and frenz to keep an alert of the grain of truth to the pros and cons of soyabean milk, and be cautious at all times as to when it is best taken and when to avoid it.
All of us know that soyabean milk drink provides good protein to our body… but not many of us know about the technicalities involved, on when to consume and when not to consume soyabean milk drinks.
Soyabean milk drinks are best consumed on hot sunny days where the sun is burning and glaring. The soyabean milk provide lots of nutrients to the body, as the body is able to absorb the protein well, under this type of weather condition.
However, avoid drinking soyabean milk when the weather is cloudy or raining. Drinking soyabean milk under this weather conditions, facts has proven that the body will not be able to absorb the protein. After a long run, it will result in a disease called "GOUT" or "high acidic urine", which is due to the high protein residue in the body.
GOUT will cause you to have pain to both your knee joints & heels, and it can only be controlled when you cut down on your food intake of proteins and aided with medications. The pain is unbearable. And, more often than not, usually, you will not have the slightest clue as to what would have caused you to have the pain.
Over the years of too much of foods intake like soya beans, ikan billis, broccoli, spinach, peanuts, animal organs ( i.e. pork liver) etc, could result in GOUT, so it's best to monitor your diet to help avoid GOUT as a cause of prevention.
So dear friends, plz pass this on to your family, relatives and frenz to keep an alert of the grain of truth to the pros and cons of soyabean milk, and be cautious at all times as to when it is best taken and when to avoid it.
Sunday, June 19, 2005
~lousy~
~let us hold fast the confession of our hope without wavering, for He who promised is faithful. Hebrews 10:23~
*WHY R U STILL AT HOME???!!!* my dad exclaimed loudly~...i opened my eyes...saw the clock which says 7:05am...*OH NO!* i shouted...*LATE!!!* den i told my dad to wait for mi to fetch me...i brushed teeth,wash face,wear contacts...quickly grab my clothes n stuff in the bag...changed to my running attire...bfore i dashed outta the house...i angrily shouted at my maid...oopz...i noe i shldt do dat...but juz did it outta anger...the race had already started lor...lucky mine is relay...abit later...i told my maid to wake mi up at 5am...yup she did...but cos i too tired...i went back to sleep(slept at 2plus am mah)...yah i noe it's my fault to sleep late n go back to sleep...but i already told her is impt...muz wake up no matter wat...means muz check if i din wake up muz cal again...n dat 2hrs she did nothing...put no effort to check...guess she's lazing around...i was lucky my dad woke up early...u noe how she wake ppl up?other details i wun sae...some may noe(disgusted)...she will juz call out my name...den i will juz move abit...n she tot i'm awake...n left the room...no turning back...wat the....some may noe how angry i feel everytime...really pissed with dis maid...haiz...but nvm...no more tok abt her...back to my topic...yah...my dad sent mi to bedok reservoir...*phew*..though late...but nv late for the relay...ppl were still running for the open...hmmm...den i warmed up abit...hmmm...(still feeling sleepy...not awaken totally)...den b4 the relay start...we walked to our respective positions...10teams...i'm runner no.2...there are many gd runners in the 10teams of relay lor...oh yah...muz run 1.1km each...hmmm...den our 1st runners came...my 1st runner was 3rd...den my turn...when i started...i juz duno y i felt so tired after awhile...panting...quite unexpected lor...cos the past 2trainings(onli 2 trainings after 1yr plus) i din feel dat tired...after abt 500m i even walked 20sec...lousy rite?haiz...den got 1 he's juz damn fast...sprint lor...v v fast...when i reached my 3rd runner...tink i was 4th or 5th...haiz...sad...all my fault...cld hav done better...wat happened to mi???!!!my team tied with another...5th place...prize money onli $80...so since tied...means $10 each...haiz...if i did not stop n did better...wldnt be like dat liao...haiz...after dat we ate abit...food provided...collected the prize...n goodie bags...den go our ways...oh yah when we were walking to our positions...me,patricia n florence gotta noe a guy from another division...he's the guy hu sprinted v fast 1 lah...haha...yah we talked alot...juz casual tok...we tok more after the 1.1km run while walkin back to the tentage...his team got 1st i think...haiyo...in the open he got 3rd i think...wah...siao 1...wahahaha...hmmm...oh yah...after the whole thing he sent mi to my fren's house...very nice of him...haha...hmm...when i reached my fren's hse...i juz rested...v tired...after i took a bath n we went to meet another fren...lunch...after dat i went to teach...n they went other place...cos i'm still v sleepy...i somehow 'rested' at my student's house n let her do work...wahaha...typical mi...hahaha..but i did teach lah...cos onli rested awhile...hee...after dat i took a cab down to katong shopping centre for the bowling league...actually dowana play...but cos nobody to play(female)--all bz...so i hav to go...sian lor...i played v v badly in the 1st 2 games...117 n 119...lucky picked up in the last game...154...but still not v gd though...i somehow pulled down the whole team in the 1st 2games...i'm sorry guys...haiz...juz feeling lousy...pulled down my team in the relay...n now for bowling...wat happened to mi???!!!haiz...after the game...Roy...my team member sent mi home...thanks man...if not i'm really v v lazy to take bus...n i dowana waste $ take cab again...haha...yup...den went home n wash up n online!hee...yah...gotta stop here...need sleep...workin tmr sia...sianzzz...sure got Mondat blues...haha...
oh yah~ 2dae's Father's Day...juz wana wish all Dad Happy Father's Day!!!including my dad...(he's angry cos i'm out the whole dae n din go for dinner with them)...i'm sorry...haiz...see...juz feel lousy 2dae...n oh yah...Happy Father's Day to Lord,God out Father~ hee...
yup...gotta stop here...take gd care all of ya~ hav fun!
God Bless n love ya~~~
;p
*WHY R U STILL AT HOME???!!!* my dad exclaimed loudly~...i opened my eyes...saw the clock which says 7:05am...*OH NO!* i shouted...*LATE!!!* den i told my dad to wait for mi to fetch me...i brushed teeth,wash face,wear contacts...quickly grab my clothes n stuff in the bag...changed to my running attire...bfore i dashed outta the house...i angrily shouted at my maid...oopz...i noe i shldt do dat...but juz did it outta anger...the race had already started lor...lucky mine is relay...abit later...i told my maid to wake mi up at 5am...yup she did...but cos i too tired...i went back to sleep(slept at 2plus am mah)...yah i noe it's my fault to sleep late n go back to sleep...but i already told her is impt...muz wake up no matter wat...means muz check if i din wake up muz cal again...n dat 2hrs she did nothing...put no effort to check...guess she's lazing around...i was lucky my dad woke up early...u noe how she wake ppl up?other details i wun sae...some may noe(disgusted)...she will juz call out my name...den i will juz move abit...n she tot i'm awake...n left the room...no turning back...wat the....some may noe how angry i feel everytime...really pissed with dis maid...haiz...but nvm...no more tok abt her...back to my topic...yah...my dad sent mi to bedok reservoir...*phew*..though late...but nv late for the relay...ppl were still running for the open...hmmm...den i warmed up abit...hmmm...(still feeling sleepy...not awaken totally)...den b4 the relay start...we walked to our respective positions...10teams...i'm runner no.2...there are many gd runners in the 10teams of relay lor...oh yah...muz run 1.1km each...hmmm...den our 1st runners came...my 1st runner was 3rd...den my turn...when i started...i juz duno y i felt so tired after awhile...panting...quite unexpected lor...cos the past 2trainings(onli 2 trainings after 1yr plus) i din feel dat tired...after abt 500m i even walked 20sec...lousy rite?haiz...den got 1 he's juz damn fast...sprint lor...v v fast...when i reached my 3rd runner...tink i was 4th or 5th...haiz...sad...all my fault...cld hav done better...wat happened to mi???!!!my team tied with another...5th place...prize money onli $80...so since tied...means $10 each...haiz...if i did not stop n did better...wldnt be like dat liao...haiz...after dat we ate abit...food provided...collected the prize...n goodie bags...den go our ways...oh yah when we were walking to our positions...me,patricia n florence gotta noe a guy from another division...he's the guy hu sprinted v fast 1 lah...haha...yah we talked alot...juz casual tok...we tok more after the 1.1km run while walkin back to the tentage...his team got 1st i think...haiyo...in the open he got 3rd i think...wah...siao 1...wahahaha...hmmm...oh yah...after the whole thing he sent mi to my fren's house...very nice of him...haha...hmm...when i reached my fren's hse...i juz rested...v tired...after i took a bath n we went to meet another fren...lunch...after dat i went to teach...n they went other place...cos i'm still v sleepy...i somehow 'rested' at my student's house n let her do work...wahaha...typical mi...hahaha..but i did teach lah...cos onli rested awhile...hee...after dat i took a cab down to katong shopping centre for the bowling league...actually dowana play...but cos nobody to play(female)--all bz...so i hav to go...sian lor...i played v v badly in the 1st 2 games...117 n 119...lucky picked up in the last game...154...but still not v gd though...i somehow pulled down the whole team in the 1st 2games...i'm sorry guys...haiz...juz feeling lousy...pulled down my team in the relay...n now for bowling...wat happened to mi???!!!haiz...after the game...Roy...my team member sent mi home...thanks man...if not i'm really v v lazy to take bus...n i dowana waste $ take cab again...haha...yup...den went home n wash up n online!hee...yah...gotta stop here...need sleep...workin tmr sia...sianzzz...sure got Mondat blues...haha...
oh yah~ 2dae's Father's Day...juz wana wish all Dad Happy Father's Day!!!including my dad...(he's angry cos i'm out the whole dae n din go for dinner with them)...i'm sorry...haiz...see...juz feel lousy 2dae...n oh yah...Happy Father's Day to Lord,God out Father~ hee...
yup...gotta stop here...take gd care all of ya~ hav fun!
God Bless n love ya~~~
;p
Friday, June 17, 2005
something to ponder on...
One rainy afternoon I was driving along one of the main streets
of town, taking those extra
precautions necessary when the roads are wet and slick.
Suddenly, my daughter, Aspen ,
spoke up from her relaxed position in her seat. "Dad, I'm
thinking of something."
This announcement usually meant she had been pondering some
fact for a while, and
was now ready to expound all that her six-year-old mind had
discovered. I was eager to hear.
"What are you thinking?" I asked.
"The rain! ;" she began, "is like sin, and the windshield
wipers are like God wiping our sins away."
After the chill bumps raced up my arms I was able to respond.
"That's really good, Aspen."
Then my curiosity broke in. How far would this little girl take
this revelation? So I asked... "Do you notice how the rain
keeps on coming? What does that tell you?"
Aspen didn't hesitate one moment with her answer:
"We keep on sinning, and God just keeps on forgiving us."
I will always remember this whenever I turn my wipers on.
Isn't it distressing to know that when you forward this message
you will not send it to many
on your address list because you're not sure what they believe,
or what they will think of you for
sending it to them.
Funny how we can be more worried about what other people think
of us than what God thinks of
us.
In order to see the Rainbow, you must first endure some Rain.
of town, taking those extra
precautions necessary when the roads are wet and slick.
Suddenly, my daughter, Aspen ,
spoke up from her relaxed position in her seat. "Dad, I'm
thinking of something."
This announcement usually meant she had been pondering some
fact for a while, and
was now ready to expound all that her six-year-old mind had
discovered. I was eager to hear.
"What are you thinking?" I asked.
"The rain! ;" she began, "is like sin, and the windshield
wipers are like God wiping our sins away."
After the chill bumps raced up my arms I was able to respond.
"That's really good, Aspen."
Then my curiosity broke in. How far would this little girl take
this revelation? So I asked... "Do you notice how the rain
keeps on coming? What does that tell you?"
Aspen didn't hesitate one moment with her answer:
"We keep on sinning, and God just keeps on forgiving us."
I will always remember this whenever I turn my wipers on.
Isn't it distressing to know that when you forward this message
you will not send it to many
on your address list because you're not sure what they believe,
or what they will think of you for
sending it to them.
Funny how we can be more worried about what other people think
of us than what God thinks of
us.
In order to see the Rainbow, you must first endure some Rain.
Thursday, June 16, 2005
~finally over~
~when you face up to God's glory, you find yourself facedown in worship~
oooohhhh yyyyeeeaaahhhh!!!!!my exams finally over~~~wah...my life had been tough during the past few weeks...busy at work and busy studying and preparing for exams...n i actually din really study much as much of my time taken up by my work...even the past 2 nites...been doin OT till late...other dan monday cos i'm on leave to take exam(macroecons)...n 2dae is my Law of Biz Transactions paper...the econs was ok...except that the MCQ is kinda tricky...the essay qns were ok...finished the paper in less dan 2hrs out of 3hrs...hmmm...den for 2dae's paper...it's the 1st time in my life i write non-stop for 3 whole hrs!in my past exams...i usually will write and stop at times to look around n eat sweet...but for 2dae...i dun hav time to look around or eat my sweets...juz kept on writing n writing...however...sad to sae...i could not finish writing...out of 4qns...there are 2 of which i cant finish...haiz...very sad...really hope to pass both of my papers...hmmm...however...i still wana thank God for being with me all these while giving me the strength to go thru all these...He always bless me with things i've asked for...Amen!
hmmm...tho' now exams over...i will still hav exams 3mths later..sian...always hav exams once every 3mths...hmmm...wat to do...for the better of my future...hee...
anyway...my sch gona start on 4th july...so now gona play like siao...tho hafta work...but now the busy period juz gona over...so can slack...sooo happy...hee...but..one thing bad is dat nex mth will be a super bz period at work...n my sch new sem aso gona start at the same time...hmmm...how am i gona cope?but nvm...been thru this for 3times le...so i guess i can do it now...but it may b abit diff cos my boss left...shorthanded lor...the my new supervisor new to the quarterly reporting procedure...hope it goes smooth...hee...hmmm
aiya...will stop here...tiredz...
take care all of ya
God Bless n Love ya~~~
oooohhhh yyyyeeeaaahhhh!!!!!my exams finally over~~~wah...my life had been tough during the past few weeks...busy at work and busy studying and preparing for exams...n i actually din really study much as much of my time taken up by my work...even the past 2 nites...been doin OT till late...other dan monday cos i'm on leave to take exam(macroecons)...n 2dae is my Law of Biz Transactions paper...the econs was ok...except that the MCQ is kinda tricky...the essay qns were ok...finished the paper in less dan 2hrs out of 3hrs...hmmm...den for 2dae's paper...it's the 1st time in my life i write non-stop for 3 whole hrs!in my past exams...i usually will write and stop at times to look around n eat sweet...but for 2dae...i dun hav time to look around or eat my sweets...juz kept on writing n writing...however...sad to sae...i could not finish writing...out of 4qns...there are 2 of which i cant finish...haiz...very sad...really hope to pass both of my papers...hmmm...however...i still wana thank God for being with me all these while giving me the strength to go thru all these...He always bless me with things i've asked for...Amen!
hmmm...tho' now exams over...i will still hav exams 3mths later..sian...always hav exams once every 3mths...hmmm...wat to do...for the better of my future...hee...
anyway...my sch gona start on 4th july...so now gona play like siao...tho hafta work...but now the busy period juz gona over...so can slack...sooo happy...hee...but..one thing bad is dat nex mth will be a super bz period at work...n my sch new sem aso gona start at the same time...hmmm...how am i gona cope?but nvm...been thru this for 3times le...so i guess i can do it now...but it may b abit diff cos my boss left...shorthanded lor...the my new supervisor new to the quarterly reporting procedure...hope it goes smooth...hee...hmmm
aiya...will stop here...tiredz...
take care all of ya
God Bless n Love ya~~~
Saturday, June 11, 2005
~time wasting~
~therefore my beloved brethren, be steadfast, immovable, always abounding in the work of the Lord knowing that your labour is not in vain in the Lord~
wah!!!waste of time!!!but better than nothing...
2dae woke up quite early...duno y aso...ate 2 ba zhang for breakfast...den did abit of my law...den prepare to go meet ben, feli, n jevon to study at SIM...b4 i was abt to leave home...my aunty(stay near mi) came to my place...so i chatted w her till i tink i'm really v late...hee...took bus 151 down to SIM...studied till 4pm...went home...change n meet Pauline...we had dinner and thereafter went to indoor stadium to watch PCK the musical...yup...i got a pair of tix from another department...hmmm...oh we were v early...n waited till the musical start...hmmm...wah...alot of uob staff go lor...guess nobody buys the tix...dats y got so many free ones...hee...hmm...wah the starting i kinda dun understand abit...den the middle understand...n some parts here n there dun understand...wah...i duno how to sae lor...this musical i think canot make it lor...the storyline so weird...many unnecessary stuff n scenes...oh no...i really duno where the $3mil go to lor...i think the whole tink really bad...many left early...i even sleep at some parts...onli those hu paid for premium seats stayed on the whole thing...hahaha...anyway i also stayed throughout...find it quite rude to leave halfway...hahaa...hmm...wah...actually i felt being 'pang seh' by my fren...cos right after the show...she disappeared...go find her fren...leave mi alone like dat lor...so sad...but she appeared again...but was too engrossed with her frens n somehow ignored mi...i feel v sad lor...i 'hao xin' invited her to watch this musical w mi...i asked her 1st lor...cos i knew it was her bdae...so i asked her wana go anot...hmmm...but canot blame lah...cos we go different directions...but at least she shld be erm...thankful?haiya...duno lor...den i walked to the bus stop(she left with her frens)...but not long later...my boss(ex boss i shld sae) called mi askin whether i wan a lift to suntec...hee...yah...den he n his gf sent mi to suntec...den i walked to the bus stop to take bus home...at least it's 1 straight bus ride...if i were to take from the stadium,1stly sure wait v long...2ndly muz change another 2more times...so i'm quite thankful for Kenny to offer the lift...hee...hmmm...
yup...actually was supposed to write last nite...on my boss(supervisor) last dae...but was too bz with my studying...hee...hmmm...actually his last dae was quite a normal 1...cos we r bz with work...n he's too bz at work...last min touch up...hee...but mi,big boss, him n another collegue went for lunch 2gether...bak kut teh...not bad...quite nice...hee...after dat...he still gotta go HR to settle some stuff...den he came back...did some work...n also sending out emails to ppl informin abt his last dae n hu's taking over(mi n Stanley)...hee...yah...i helped him think of the names he should send out to lor...haha...he ar...can sae quite bad in spelling ppl's names...hahaha...after dat...ard 7plus...b4 i left...i gave him a last handshake...yup...held back tears...v sad 1 lor...cos he's really a gd boss...but nvm...the nex boss aso not bad 1...haha...hmmm...yah i gav him a tie n a tie pin...think kinda ugly...but i no time to choose n i duno how to choose...so erm...it gotta look ugly...hahaha...but it's the thought that counts...hmmm...anyway...i hereby wish my ex boss, Kenny, all the best in his new environment...he better quickly get married so i can get ang bao from him...hahaha...yup...dat's all...hee...
will stop here...gotta study...n also sleep soon...cos got church lessons early...nitez all...byeeeee...
God Bless n love ya~
wah!!!waste of time!!!but better than nothing...
2dae woke up quite early...duno y aso...ate 2 ba zhang for breakfast...den did abit of my law...den prepare to go meet ben, feli, n jevon to study at SIM...b4 i was abt to leave home...my aunty(stay near mi) came to my place...so i chatted w her till i tink i'm really v late...hee...took bus 151 down to SIM...studied till 4pm...went home...change n meet Pauline...we had dinner and thereafter went to indoor stadium to watch PCK the musical...yup...i got a pair of tix from another department...hmmm...oh we were v early...n waited till the musical start...hmmm...wah...alot of uob staff go lor...guess nobody buys the tix...dats y got so many free ones...hee...hmm...wah the starting i kinda dun understand abit...den the middle understand...n some parts here n there dun understand...wah...i duno how to sae lor...this musical i think canot make it lor...the storyline so weird...many unnecessary stuff n scenes...oh no...i really duno where the $3mil go to lor...i think the whole tink really bad...many left early...i even sleep at some parts...onli those hu paid for premium seats stayed on the whole thing...hahaha...anyway i also stayed throughout...find it quite rude to leave halfway...hahaa...hmm...wah...actually i felt being 'pang seh' by my fren...cos right after the show...she disappeared...go find her fren...leave mi alone like dat lor...so sad...but she appeared again...but was too engrossed with her frens n somehow ignored mi...i feel v sad lor...i 'hao xin' invited her to watch this musical w mi...i asked her 1st lor...cos i knew it was her bdae...so i asked her wana go anot...hmmm...but canot blame lah...cos we go different directions...but at least she shld be erm...thankful?haiya...duno lor...den i walked to the bus stop(she left with her frens)...but not long later...my boss(ex boss i shld sae) called mi askin whether i wan a lift to suntec...hee...yah...den he n his gf sent mi to suntec...den i walked to the bus stop to take bus home...at least it's 1 straight bus ride...if i were to take from the stadium,1stly sure wait v long...2ndly muz change another 2more times...so i'm quite thankful for Kenny to offer the lift...hee...hmmm...
yup...actually was supposed to write last nite...on my boss(supervisor) last dae...but was too bz with my studying...hee...hmmm...actually his last dae was quite a normal 1...cos we r bz with work...n he's too bz at work...last min touch up...hee...but mi,big boss, him n another collegue went for lunch 2gether...bak kut teh...not bad...quite nice...hee...after dat...he still gotta go HR to settle some stuff...den he came back...did some work...n also sending out emails to ppl informin abt his last dae n hu's taking over(mi n Stanley)...hee...yah...i helped him think of the names he should send out to lor...haha...he ar...can sae quite bad in spelling ppl's names...hahaha...after dat...ard 7plus...b4 i left...i gave him a last handshake...yup...held back tears...v sad 1 lor...cos he's really a gd boss...but nvm...the nex boss aso not bad 1...haha...hmmm...yah i gav him a tie n a tie pin...think kinda ugly...but i no time to choose n i duno how to choose...so erm...it gotta look ugly...hahaha...but it's the thought that counts...hmmm...anyway...i hereby wish my ex boss, Kenny, all the best in his new environment...he better quickly get married so i can get ang bao from him...hahaha...yup...dat's all...hee...
will stop here...gotta study...n also sleep soon...cos got church lessons early...nitez all...byeeeee...
God Bless n love ya~
Thursday, June 09, 2005
Best Barber in New York --abt s'poreans
hahaha..v true..
n i get it straight at the last scroll to the ans! hahah....
ok try.. try... DUN peep~
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ok try.. try... DUN peep~
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Wednesday, June 08, 2005
Qian Bian Wen Da Ti
Qian Bian Wen Da Ti
1) Ah mei's dad has 7 wives, the 5th and 7th are africans. Guess a
chinese
'chen yu'
2) Every night xiao ming's mum will tuck him into bed. whenever he ask
her
to cover him with blanket, his mum will scold n slap him, why?
3) Ah bao was murdered! however the police quickly found the killer..
who
is it?
4) xiao bai n da bai r bros. As xiao bai grows older, he look more n
more
like his bro. Guess a chen yu
5) Osama, Bush , Blair and Saddam play mahjong ... Who will win first ??
6) Wats a panda biggest wish on earth ???
7) Who will pick up the dumping(ba zhang) on the floor ?
8) There are 3 Male and 1 Female pencils in a box. The Female pencil got
pregnant!! Which Male pencil is responsible?
9) cow in north pole... guess a shoe brand...
10) Xiao ming drinks milk to grow up, Da ming drinks what?
11) He Shang Shu Tou Fa (Monk combs hair). Guess a country.
12) Which brand of shampoo is the wealthiest
13) There are 2 birds on a tree. Below the tree is a goat..in chinese is
yang. When the yang died.. wad did the female bird told the male bird tt
makes the male birdy horny?
* * * A N S W E R S * * *
1) Wu Qi Ma hei
2) "Ma, na bei"
3) Dou Sa Bao
4) Zhen Xiang Da Bai
5) Saddam Hu Xian (Hussein)
6) Taking colour photo
7) Xiang Long Shi Ba Zhang
8) the one without the rubber
9) new balance ( nu bei leng si)
10) Alcohol because Jiu Yang Da Ming
11) Scotland (su ke lan aka comb for f**k?)
12) "Lux" Super Rich
13) Xia mian "yang" si liao
1) Ah mei's dad has 7 wives, the 5th and 7th are africans. Guess a
chinese
'chen yu'
2) Every night xiao ming's mum will tuck him into bed. whenever he ask
her
to cover him with blanket, his mum will scold n slap him, why?
3) Ah bao was murdered! however the police quickly found the killer..
who
is it?
4) xiao bai n da bai r bros. As xiao bai grows older, he look more n
more
like his bro. Guess a chen yu
5) Osama, Bush , Blair and Saddam play mahjong ... Who will win first ??
6) Wats a panda biggest wish on earth ???
7) Who will pick up the dumping(ba zhang) on the floor ?
8) There are 3 Male and 1 Female pencils in a box. The Female pencil got
pregnant!! Which Male pencil is responsible?
9) cow in north pole... guess a shoe brand...
10) Xiao ming drinks milk to grow up, Da ming drinks what?
11) He Shang Shu Tou Fa (Monk combs hair). Guess a country.
12) Which brand of shampoo is the wealthiest
13) There are 2 birds on a tree. Below the tree is a goat..in chinese is
yang. When the yang died.. wad did the female bird told the male bird tt
makes the male birdy horny?
* * * A N S W E R S * * *
1) Wu Qi Ma hei
2) "Ma, na bei"
3) Dou Sa Bao
4) Zhen Xiang Da Bai
5) Saddam Hu Xian (Hussein)
6) Taking colour photo
7) Xiang Long Shi Ba Zhang
8) the one without the rubber
9) new balance ( nu bei leng si)
10) Alcohol because Jiu Yang Da Ming
11) Scotland (su ke lan aka comb for f**k?)
12) "Lux" Super Rich
13) Xia mian "yang" si liao
Chinese Jews Joke
Oscar Weil and Benjamin Oppenheimer are Jews, and were sitting in a
Chinese restaurant in Shanghai.
"Oscar," asked Benjie, "Are there any Jews in China?"
"I don't know," Oscar replied."Why don't we ask the waiter?"
When the waiter came by, Benjie asked him, "Are there any Chinese Jews
here in Shanghai?"
"I don't know sir, let me ask," the waiter replied, and he went into the
kitchen.
He returned in a few minutes and said, "No, sir. No Chinese Jews."
"Are you sure?" Benjie asked.
"I will check again, sir" the waiter replied and went back to the
kitchen. While he was still gone, Oscar said, "I cannot believe there
are no Jews in China, our people are scattered everywhere."
When the waiter returned he said, "Sir, no Chinese Jews." "Are you
really sure?"
Benjie asked again. "I cannot believe there are no Chinese Jews."
"Sir, I asked everyone," the waiter replied exasperated. "We have orange Jews,
apple Jews, tomato Jews and grape Jews, but no one ever hear of Chinese Jews !
If you want, we have Chinese Tea."
Chinese restaurant in Shanghai.
"Oscar," asked Benjie, "Are there any Jews in China?"
"I don't know," Oscar replied."Why don't we ask the waiter?"
When the waiter came by, Benjie asked him, "Are there any Chinese Jews
here in Shanghai?"
"I don't know sir, let me ask," the waiter replied, and he went into the
kitchen.
He returned in a few minutes and said, "No, sir. No Chinese Jews."
"Are you sure?" Benjie asked.
"I will check again, sir" the waiter replied and went back to the
kitchen. While he was still gone, Oscar said, "I cannot believe there
are no Jews in China, our people are scattered everywhere."
When the waiter returned he said, "Sir, no Chinese Jews." "Are you
really sure?"
Benjie asked again. "I cannot believe there are no Chinese Jews."
"Sir, I asked everyone," the waiter replied exasperated. "We have orange Jews,
apple Jews, tomato Jews and grape Jews, but no one ever hear of Chinese Jews !
If you want, we have Chinese Tea."
Sunday, June 05, 2005
~yeah~
~"I have chosen you n have not rejected you. so do not fear, for I am with you, do not be dismayed, for I an your God. I will strengthen you n help you. I will uphold you with my righteous right hand." Isaiah 4:10~
hmmm...juz reached home...hee...not a bad day for todae...hee...
woke up early 2dae...cos got church class every sun morning at 9am...yupz...actually the classes r gd...prepares mi for the morning service...hee...morning service was orite...video conference from another region...a pastor from overseas came over to preach...hmmm...after service...a group of us went to lavender food court to eat...winnie n her family were also with us...so fun...cos her 2kids are soo cute...little joshua n little joash...hee...n guess wat?cos 1 of the church fren,marcus, was talking abt his godma...den i sae i dun hav any...n hope to hav 1...so winnie suggested that she be my godma...yea...so exciting...was soo happy...hee...means i can aso be the godsis of joshua n joash...n their little sister who is coming out mayb in August...wow...it's gona be fun...hee...i've got a godma,godpa n 3 god siblings...hee...yeah~ after lunch...they sent marcus n timothy home...den sent me to my student's hse cos i gotta teach...soo nice of them...hee...Thanks alot my dearest godparents...hee...actually i can also feel God is blessing me in every ways...Thank You Father...Amen!
after i finish teaching...my parents came n sent me to katong shopping centre...for my bowling league...hee...wah..i played a game b4 the league...n broke my thumb nail...so sad...however...during the league...everything was quite ok...the 1st game was great...we all played well...but lose form in the subsequent 2games...i got 151,149...but the last game onli 110...sad...cos i canot adjust to a new line...right handers are usually at disadvantage for hook bowlers...yup...but overall was quite satisfied ba...our team i think got win...hee...yipee...we r catching up...we used to be at the bottom...but we r slowly climbing up...with Roy around...no fear man...hee...Keep up the Good Work Roy~ hee...
yup...dis is how i spent my day...feeling sleepy...but i wana study leh...sianzzz...how?haiz...hope i can tahan as much as possible...exam is juz in another week...oh no...haiz...niwae...will stop here for 2dae...njoy ur Monday~n the rest of the week...take care...
God Bless ya~
muackz~
hmmm...juz reached home...hee...not a bad day for todae...hee...
woke up early 2dae...cos got church class every sun morning at 9am...yupz...actually the classes r gd...prepares mi for the morning service...hee...morning service was orite...video conference from another region...a pastor from overseas came over to preach...hmmm...after service...a group of us went to lavender food court to eat...winnie n her family were also with us...so fun...cos her 2kids are soo cute...little joshua n little joash...hee...n guess wat?cos 1 of the church fren,marcus, was talking abt his godma...den i sae i dun hav any...n hope to hav 1...so winnie suggested that she be my godma...yea...so exciting...was soo happy...hee...means i can aso be the godsis of joshua n joash...n their little sister who is coming out mayb in August...wow...it's gona be fun...hee...i've got a godma,godpa n 3 god siblings...hee...yeah~ after lunch...they sent marcus n timothy home...den sent me to my student's hse cos i gotta teach...soo nice of them...hee...Thanks alot my dearest godparents...hee...actually i can also feel God is blessing me in every ways...Thank You Father...Amen!
after i finish teaching...my parents came n sent me to katong shopping centre...for my bowling league...hee...wah..i played a game b4 the league...n broke my thumb nail...so sad...however...during the league...everything was quite ok...the 1st game was great...we all played well...but lose form in the subsequent 2games...i got 151,149...but the last game onli 110...sad...cos i canot adjust to a new line...right handers are usually at disadvantage for hook bowlers...yup...but overall was quite satisfied ba...our team i think got win...hee...yipee...we r catching up...we used to be at the bottom...but we r slowly climbing up...with Roy around...no fear man...hee...Keep up the Good Work Roy~ hee...
yup...dis is how i spent my day...feeling sleepy...but i wana study leh...sianzzz...how?haiz...hope i can tahan as much as possible...exam is juz in another week...oh no...haiz...niwae...will stop here for 2dae...njoy ur Monday~n the rest of the week...take care...
God Bless ya~
muackz~
Saturday, June 04, 2005
~she's juz so xin fu~
~let us therefore come boldly to the throne of grace, that we may obtain mercy and find grace to help in time of need. Hebrews 4:16~
woah!the weather is juz so humid!hot sia...keep on perspiring...hmmm...
2dae...my dae was juz fine...woke up ard 9plus...intending to study...in the end i watch tv...den ard 12plus i went orchard bought something for my to-be-goin supervisor...den went to class...2dae's class was quite orite...however,kinda worried abt my assignment results...2dae my lecturer got the scripts of our assignments...den b4 he start the class...he read out ppl's names on each scripts...guess he juz wana see whose script izzit...den when he saw whose script it is...he will den look thru the script n giv different expressions...den when he called my name...i raised my hand...den he said "oh u ar"...he started reading thru my script...den giving bad expressions...n sae y i write this n dat...oh no!how?was so worried...cos he remembered i was the 1 hu argued back...sianzzz...hmmm...hope i wun do badly...
after class i went to The Edge immediately...while walkin to orchard mrt stn...my kind cousin saw mi...n we talked for ahwile den i went off...i stayed at The Edge till after worship n i left...cos got Geylang Methodist Girl Guides campfire...so i went there...
the campfire was erm...not very fun...cos quite lil ppl n no scouts cos they dowana come...onli 2 secondary sch guides n 1 pri sch brownies...plus GM's own guides,GB,BB n NP...n us ex guides...duh~...however...seeing the other ex guides whom i haven seen for quite long is fun...hee...missed many of them alot...seen my senior...from my patrol...she's still as beautiful...n 1 more thing...she's xin fu...so happy for her...happily married...however...abit too young?she's 23...but nvm...she's happy can le...really feel happy for her...hee...wah seeing her wedding fotos...made me got the feeling to get married soon...but...too young liao..n dun even hav bf how to think of dat?haha...nvm...God has a plan for mi...so i needn't worry...God will bless me with a gd man...i trust Him...Amen!now wat i hafta do is to concentrate on my studies n perform well at work...n continue to be with The Lord...n my family members...hee...Thank You Jesus for everything...
yup yup...reached home abt 11pm...washed up...especially with a cold shower...cos it was so humid...haha...den came online chat n write this blog...oopz...din study again...haiz...n i'm tired...gotta be up early for service n class tmr...so...that's all folks~
NItez...take care
God Bless n Love ya~
woah!the weather is juz so humid!hot sia...keep on perspiring...hmmm...
2dae...my dae was juz fine...woke up ard 9plus...intending to study...in the end i watch tv...den ard 12plus i went orchard bought something for my to-be-goin supervisor...den went to class...2dae's class was quite orite...however,kinda worried abt my assignment results...2dae my lecturer got the scripts of our assignments...den b4 he start the class...he read out ppl's names on each scripts...guess he juz wana see whose script izzit...den when he saw whose script it is...he will den look thru the script n giv different expressions...den when he called my name...i raised my hand...den he said "oh u ar"...he started reading thru my script...den giving bad expressions...n sae y i write this n dat...oh no!how?was so worried...cos he remembered i was the 1 hu argued back...sianzzz...hmmm...hope i wun do badly...
after class i went to The Edge immediately...while walkin to orchard mrt stn...my kind cousin saw mi...n we talked for ahwile den i went off...i stayed at The Edge till after worship n i left...cos got Geylang Methodist Girl Guides campfire...so i went there...
the campfire was erm...not very fun...cos quite lil ppl n no scouts cos they dowana come...onli 2 secondary sch guides n 1 pri sch brownies...plus GM's own guides,GB,BB n NP...n us ex guides...duh~...however...seeing the other ex guides whom i haven seen for quite long is fun...hee...missed many of them alot...seen my senior...from my patrol...she's still as beautiful...n 1 more thing...she's xin fu...so happy for her...happily married...however...abit too young?she's 23...but nvm...she's happy can le...really feel happy for her...hee...wah seeing her wedding fotos...made me got the feeling to get married soon...but...too young liao..n dun even hav bf how to think of dat?haha...nvm...God has a plan for mi...so i needn't worry...God will bless me with a gd man...i trust Him...Amen!now wat i hafta do is to concentrate on my studies n perform well at work...n continue to be with The Lord...n my family members...hee...Thank You Jesus for everything...
yup yup...reached home abt 11pm...washed up...especially with a cold shower...cos it was so humid...haha...den came online chat n write this blog...oopz...din study again...haiz...n i'm tired...gotta be up early for service n class tmr...so...that's all folks~
NItez...take care
God Bless n Love ya~
Friday, June 03, 2005
Best Letter Ever~
The best letter ever written.
Sally jumped up as soon as she saw the surgeon come out of the operating room. She said: "How is my little boy? Is he going to be all right? When can I see him?" The surgeon said, "I'm sorry. We did all we could, but your boy didn't make it." Sally said, "Why do little children get cancer? Doesn't God care any more? Where were you, God, when my son needed you?"
The surgeon asked, "Would you like some time alone with your son? One of the nurses will be out in a few minutes, before he's transported to the university." Sally asked the nurse to stay with her while she said good-bye to son. She ran her fingers lovingly through his thick red curly hair. "Would you like a lock of his hair?" the nurse asked. Sally nodded yes. The nurse cut a lock of the boy's hair, put it in a plastic bag and handed it to Sally. The mother said, "It was Jimmy's idea to donate his body to the university for study. He said it might help somebody else. "I said no at first, but Jimmy said, 'Mom, I won't be using it after I die. Maybe it will help some other little boy spend one more day with his Mom." She went on, "My Jimmy had a heart of gold. Always thinking of someone else.. Always wanting to help others if he could." Sally walked out of Children's Mercy Hospital for the last time, after spending most of the last six months there.
She put the bag with Jimmy's belongings on the seat beside her in the car. The drive home was difficult. It was even harder to enter the empty house. She carried Jimmy's belongings, and the plastic bag with the lock of his hair to her son's room. She started placing the model cars and other personal things back in his room exactly where he had always kept them. She laid down across his bed and, hugging his pillow, cried herself to sleep. It was around midnight when Sally awoke. Laying beside her on the bed was a folded letter.
The letter said: "Dear Mom, I know you're going to miss me; but don't think that I will ever forget you, or stop loving you, just 'cause I'm not around to say I LOVE YOU.. I will always love you, Mom, even more with each day. Someday we will see each other again. Until then, if you want to adopt a little boy so you won't be so lonely, that's okay with me. He can have my room and old stuff to play with. But, if you decide to get a girl instead, she probably wouldn't like the same things us boys do. You'll have to buy her dolls and stuff girls like, you know.
Don't be sad thinking about me. This really is a neat place. Grandma and Grandpa met me as soon as I got here and showed me around some, but it will take a long time to see everything. The angels are so cool. I love to watch them fly. And, you know what? Jesus doesn't look like any of his pictures. Yet, when I saw Him, I knew it was Him. Jesus himself took me to see GOD! And guess what, Mom? I got to sit on God's knee and talk to Him, like I was somebody important.. That's when I told Him that I wanted to write you a letter, to tell you good-bye and everything. But I already knew that wasn't allowed.
Well, you know what Mom? God handed me some paper and His own personal pen to write you this letter. I think Gabriel is the name of the angel who is going to drop this letter off to you. God said for me to give you the answer to one of the questions you asked Him 'Where was He when I needed him?' "God said He was in the same place with me, as when His son Jesus was on the cross. He was right there, as He always is with all His children.. Oh, by the way, Mom, no one else can see what I've written except you. To everyone else this is just a blank piece of paper. Isn't that cool? I have to give God His pen back now. He needs it to write some more names in the Book of Life.
Tonight I get to sit at the table with Jesus for supper. I'm, sure the food will be great. Oh, I almost forgot to tell you. I don't hurt anymore. The cancer is all gone. I'm glad because I couldn't stand that pain anymore and God couldn't stand to see me hurt so much, either. That's when He sent The Angel of Mercy to come get me. The Angel said I was a Special Delivery! How about that? Signed with Love from: God, Jesus & Me.
Let's see Satan stop this one. Take 60-seconds and send this to five other people, within the hour, you will have caused a multitude of believers to pray to God for each other. Then sit back and feel the Holy Spirit work in your life for doing what you know God loves Serenity comes when I stop expecting and start accepting.
Sally jumped up as soon as she saw the surgeon come out of the operating room. She said: "How is my little boy? Is he going to be all right? When can I see him?" The surgeon said, "I'm sorry. We did all we could, but your boy didn't make it." Sally said, "Why do little children get cancer? Doesn't God care any more? Where were you, God, when my son needed you?"
The surgeon asked, "Would you like some time alone with your son? One of the nurses will be out in a few minutes, before he's transported to the university." Sally asked the nurse to stay with her while she said good-bye to son. She ran her fingers lovingly through his thick red curly hair. "Would you like a lock of his hair?" the nurse asked. Sally nodded yes. The nurse cut a lock of the boy's hair, put it in a plastic bag and handed it to Sally. The mother said, "It was Jimmy's idea to donate his body to the university for study. He said it might help somebody else. "I said no at first, but Jimmy said, 'Mom, I won't be using it after I die. Maybe it will help some other little boy spend one more day with his Mom." She went on, "My Jimmy had a heart of gold. Always thinking of someone else.. Always wanting to help others if he could." Sally walked out of Children's Mercy Hospital for the last time, after spending most of the last six months there.
She put the bag with Jimmy's belongings on the seat beside her in the car. The drive home was difficult. It was even harder to enter the empty house. She carried Jimmy's belongings, and the plastic bag with the lock of his hair to her son's room. She started placing the model cars and other personal things back in his room exactly where he had always kept them. She laid down across his bed and, hugging his pillow, cried herself to sleep. It was around midnight when Sally awoke. Laying beside her on the bed was a folded letter.
The letter said: "Dear Mom, I know you're going to miss me; but don't think that I will ever forget you, or stop loving you, just 'cause I'm not around to say I LOVE YOU.. I will always love you, Mom, even more with each day. Someday we will see each other again. Until then, if you want to adopt a little boy so you won't be so lonely, that's okay with me. He can have my room and old stuff to play with. But, if you decide to get a girl instead, she probably wouldn't like the same things us boys do. You'll have to buy her dolls and stuff girls like, you know.
Don't be sad thinking about me. This really is a neat place. Grandma and Grandpa met me as soon as I got here and showed me around some, but it will take a long time to see everything. The angels are so cool. I love to watch them fly. And, you know what? Jesus doesn't look like any of his pictures. Yet, when I saw Him, I knew it was Him. Jesus himself took me to see GOD! And guess what, Mom? I got to sit on God's knee and talk to Him, like I was somebody important.. That's when I told Him that I wanted to write you a letter, to tell you good-bye and everything. But I already knew that wasn't allowed.
Well, you know what Mom? God handed me some paper and His own personal pen to write you this letter. I think Gabriel is the name of the angel who is going to drop this letter off to you. God said for me to give you the answer to one of the questions you asked Him 'Where was He when I needed him?' "God said He was in the same place with me, as when His son Jesus was on the cross. He was right there, as He always is with all His children.. Oh, by the way, Mom, no one else can see what I've written except you. To everyone else this is just a blank piece of paper. Isn't that cool? I have to give God His pen back now. He needs it to write some more names in the Book of Life.
Tonight I get to sit at the table with Jesus for supper. I'm, sure the food will be great. Oh, I almost forgot to tell you. I don't hurt anymore. The cancer is all gone. I'm glad because I couldn't stand that pain anymore and God couldn't stand to see me hurt so much, either. That's when He sent The Angel of Mercy to come get me. The Angel said I was a Special Delivery! How about that? Signed with Love from: God, Jesus & Me.
Let's see Satan stop this one. Take 60-seconds and send this to five other people, within the hour, you will have caused a multitude of believers to pray to God for each other. Then sit back and feel the Holy Spirit work in your life for doing what you know God loves Serenity comes when I stop expecting and start accepting.
Thursday, June 02, 2005
~it's my 1st month into blogging!~
~My grace is sufficient for you, for My strength is made perfect in weakness. 2Corinthians 12:9~
~home at last~ after a long day...hee...yup...woke up todae feeling that i wana be nice n kind to help my collegues buy breakfast...hee...so i prepared myself n went outta my house...den started msging some collegues wat they wan for breakfast...yup...was happily takin down orders...in my mind happily thinkin dat i could aso get my rotiboy...den i reached toa payoh n walked towards the place where i gona buy the breakfast...rotiboy shop is juz bside...however...while nearing the place...i was expecting to smell the fragrance of the bread..but dun hav!i quicken my pace n found out dat it's not fully opened...shldnt be lor...usually it open v early...lazy bums...start work late...hee...but luckily the other shop was opened...den i got their breakfast n went to office...
2dae my dae was kinda bz..cos it's not only the dae where i hav to do my weekly reporting(which it created some arguments on wat shld be done correctly...grrr)...it's also the beginning of the month!monthly/regional reporting...stress~ its always like dat in the beginning of each month...boh bian...kinda suay too...cos my exams always falls on the middle of the month...which means i wun hav time to study at all cos all other days i hav to do OT...n dis period of time is worse too cos my supervisor leaving...we've gotta do more...*sianzzz*...there goes my studies...hmmm...hafta pray hard for miracles to happen...but i still hafta do my part to study as much as possible...hee...but this time the 2modules i taking r 2 tough ones..oh no~ hmm...
2dae's lunch was not bad...we were also discussing where my supervisor is gona treat us...den i suggested i think can sae one of the most expensive restaurants(international buffet) ard our area...hee...n i already had the craving to go there eat...but it's kinda costly...hee...anyway...nobody objects to my suggestion...hee...but i got feeling he will treat us there...hee...yummy...
i left at 6pm 2dae even when the argument is still not solved...hee...cos hafta go for class mah...2dae's class was quite orite...we were discussing on some possible questions for the coming exams...however...something happened which somehow entertained the whole class...haa...this teacher embarrassed mi last week...n 2dae also!he was talkin abt a qn somebody asked...he said it was a stupid qn(which i think was not!it was juz a form of clarification)...den he keep saying if he recalled...it shld be a female hu asked it...n continued blabbing dat onli females ask stupid qn...following up...he asked the person to own up...since it was mi hu asked...i admit...den he said:" ah u see...i was right!only females ask stupid qn!"(actually was in a jokin tone la)...den it made everybody laugh...my face was super red at the moment lor...but i was laughing too...den he continued: " now ar..u can see dat i dun really like females...but not dat i'm gay ar"...at dat moment...i was tinkin of saying smthg to counter back...den suddenly i said :" yah, very obvious"...i tot i said it quite softly...but i guess everybody heard it...n all started laughing!haha...den my teacher got nothin to sae..n continued with the lesson...haha...dat was a great way to entertain the class huh?haha...after class...a classmate(my fren) sae she tinks dats i'm the onli 1 hu dares to sae back...haha...but i guess dat's mi...hee...cos i cant stand it when guys keep thinking they r the better ones n gals are the lousier ones...but they r not true at all...i think not all gals r dat lousy...n not all guys r as good as they think...so please...dun juz judge dat females are lousy when mayb only some r...
aniwae...2dae is i think my 1st month into blogging...haha...wah...time past v fast...hmm...niwae...hope u r not bored with my blog...i dun really hav time to improve on it...n i can admit i'm not really gd with settings of such stuff...simple is enuf...at times la...hee...so juz bear with this boring blog if u still wana continue to read abt it ;p hee...guess gotta stop here...hafta put in effort into my studies...hee...but...still gotta be up early for work...*sian*...
niwae take gd care all of ya...
God Bless n Love Ya~
*muackz*
~home at last~ after a long day...hee...yup...woke up todae feeling that i wana be nice n kind to help my collegues buy breakfast...hee...so i prepared myself n went outta my house...den started msging some collegues wat they wan for breakfast...yup...was happily takin down orders...in my mind happily thinkin dat i could aso get my rotiboy...den i reached toa payoh n walked towards the place where i gona buy the breakfast...rotiboy shop is juz bside...however...while nearing the place...i was expecting to smell the fragrance of the bread..but dun hav!i quicken my pace n found out dat it's not fully opened...shldnt be lor...usually it open v early...lazy bums...start work late...hee...but luckily the other shop was opened...den i got their breakfast n went to office...
2dae my dae was kinda bz..cos it's not only the dae where i hav to do my weekly reporting(which it created some arguments on wat shld be done correctly...grrr)...it's also the beginning of the month!monthly/regional reporting...stress~ its always like dat in the beginning of each month...boh bian...kinda suay too...cos my exams always falls on the middle of the month...which means i wun hav time to study at all cos all other days i hav to do OT...n dis period of time is worse too cos my supervisor leaving...we've gotta do more...*sianzzz*...there goes my studies...hmmm...hafta pray hard for miracles to happen...but i still hafta do my part to study as much as possible...hee...but this time the 2modules i taking r 2 tough ones..oh no~ hmm...
2dae's lunch was not bad...we were also discussing where my supervisor is gona treat us...den i suggested i think can sae one of the most expensive restaurants(international buffet) ard our area...hee...n i already had the craving to go there eat...but it's kinda costly...hee...anyway...nobody objects to my suggestion...hee...but i got feeling he will treat us there...hee...yummy...
i left at 6pm 2dae even when the argument is still not solved...hee...cos hafta go for class mah...2dae's class was quite orite...we were discussing on some possible questions for the coming exams...however...something happened which somehow entertained the whole class...haa...this teacher embarrassed mi last week...n 2dae also!he was talkin abt a qn somebody asked...he said it was a stupid qn(which i think was not!it was juz a form of clarification)...den he keep saying if he recalled...it shld be a female hu asked it...n continued blabbing dat onli females ask stupid qn...following up...he asked the person to own up...since it was mi hu asked...i admit...den he said:" ah u see...i was right!only females ask stupid qn!"(actually was in a jokin tone la)...den it made everybody laugh...my face was super red at the moment lor...but i was laughing too...den he continued: " now ar..u can see dat i dun really like females...but not dat i'm gay ar"...at dat moment...i was tinkin of saying smthg to counter back...den suddenly i said :" yah, very obvious"...i tot i said it quite softly...but i guess everybody heard it...n all started laughing!haha...den my teacher got nothin to sae..n continued with the lesson...haha...dat was a great way to entertain the class huh?haha...after class...a classmate(my fren) sae she tinks dats i'm the onli 1 hu dares to sae back...haha...but i guess dat's mi...hee...cos i cant stand it when guys keep thinking they r the better ones n gals are the lousier ones...but they r not true at all...i think not all gals r dat lousy...n not all guys r as good as they think...so please...dun juz judge dat females are lousy when mayb only some r...
aniwae...2dae is i think my 1st month into blogging...haha...wah...time past v fast...hmm...niwae...hope u r not bored with my blog...i dun really hav time to improve on it...n i can admit i'm not really gd with settings of such stuff...simple is enuf...at times la...hee...so juz bear with this boring blog if u still wana continue to read abt it ;p hee...guess gotta stop here...hafta put in effort into my studies...hee...but...still gotta be up early for work...*sian*...
niwae take gd care all of ya...
God Bless n Love Ya~
*muackz*
Wednesday, June 01, 2005
Work vs Prison
Can be so true in some instances....
WORK VS PRISON
In case you have the two mixed up, this should make things a bit clearer:
IN PRISON - you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell.
AT WORK - you spend the majority of your time in a 6X8 cubicle.
IN PRISON - you get three meals a day.
AT WORK - you only get a break for one meal and you pay for it.
IN PRISON - you get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK - you get more work for good behavior.
IN PRISON - the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK- you must carry around a security card and open all the doors yourself.
IN PRISON - you can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK - you get fired for watching TV and playing games.
IN PRISON - you get your own toilet.
AT WORK - you have to share with some idiot who pees on the seat.
IN PRISON - they allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK - you can't even speak to your family.
IN PRISON - the taxpayers pay all expenses with no work required.
AT WORK - you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they
deduct taxes from your salary to pay for Prisoners.
IN PRISON - you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out.
AT WORK - you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.
IN PRISON - you must deal with sadistic wardens.
AT WORK - you must deal with managers.
Have a Great Day at WORK!(for those workin)
WORK VS PRISON
In case you have the two mixed up, this should make things a bit clearer:
IN PRISON - you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell.
AT WORK - you spend the majority of your time in a 6X8 cubicle.
IN PRISON - you get three meals a day.
AT WORK - you only get a break for one meal and you pay for it.
IN PRISON - you get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK - you get more work for good behavior.
IN PRISON - the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK- you must carry around a security card and open all the doors yourself.
IN PRISON - you can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK - you get fired for watching TV and playing games.
IN PRISON - you get your own toilet.
AT WORK - you have to share with some idiot who pees on the seat.
IN PRISON - they allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK - you can't even speak to your family.
IN PRISON - the taxpayers pay all expenses with no work required.
AT WORK - you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they
deduct taxes from your salary to pay for Prisoners.
IN PRISON - you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out.
AT WORK - you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.
IN PRISON - you must deal with sadistic wardens.
AT WORK - you must deal with managers.
Have a Great Day at WORK!(for those workin)
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