Cathouse Parrot

A woman went to a pet shop and immediately spotted a large, beautiful

>parrot. There was a sign on the cage that said $50.00.

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>"Why so little," she asked the pet store owner.

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>The owner looked at her and said, "Look, I should tell you first that

>this bird used to live in a house of Prostitution, and sometimes it

>says some pretty vulgar stuff."

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>The woman thought about this, but decided she had to have the bird

>anyway. She took it home and hung the bird's cage up in her living room



>and waited for it to say something.

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>The bird looked around the room, then at her, and said, "New house, New



>madam."

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>The woman was a bit shocked at the implication, but then thought

>"that's really not so bad."

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>When her two teenage daughters returned from school the bird saw and

>said, "New house, new madam, new girls." The girls and the woman were

>a bit offended but then began to laugh about the situation considering

>how and where the parrot had been raised.

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>Moments later, the woman's husband Keith came home from work.

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>The bird looked at him and said, "Hi, Keith."