Work vs Prison

Can be so true in some instances....



WORK VS PRISON

In case you have the two mixed up, this should make things a bit clearer:


IN PRISON - you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell.

AT WORK - you spend the majority of your time in a 6X8 cubicle.


IN PRISON - you get three meals a day.

AT WORK - you only get a break for one meal and you pay for it.


IN PRISON - you get time off for good behavior.

AT WORK - you get more work for good behavior.


IN PRISON - the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.

AT WORK- you must carry around a security card and open all the doors yourself.


IN PRISON - you can watch TV and play games.

AT WORK - you get fired for watching TV and playing games.


IN PRISON - you get your own toilet.

AT WORK - you have to share with some idiot who pees on the seat.


IN PRISON - they allow your family and friends to visit.

AT WORK - you can't even speak to your family.


IN PRISON - the taxpayers pay all expenses with no work required.

AT WORK - you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they
deduct taxes from your salary to pay for Prisoners.


IN PRISON - you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out.

AT WORK - you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.


IN PRISON - you must deal with sadistic wardens.

AT WORK - you must deal with managers.


Have a Great Day at WORK!(for those workin)