The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert.
After they got
their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep.
Some hours later,
Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, "Kemo Sabe, look
towards sky, what
you see?"
The Lone Ranger replies, "I see millions of stars."
"What that tell you?" asked Tonto.
The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says,
"Astronomically
speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies
and potentially
billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that
Saturn is in Leo.
Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter
past three in the
morning. Theologically, it's evident the Lord is
all-powerful and we are
small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we
will have a
beautiful day tomorrow. What's it tell you, Tonto?"
Tonto is silent for a moment, then says, "Kemo Sabe,
you dumber than
buffalo shit. Someone has stolen tent."
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