A patient in Woodbridge is singing on his bed.
At first, he sings lying down with his back on the bed.........
~ and sings and sings and sings ........ then later, he changes
his position with his face down.
The nurse asks him why he turns and sings with his face down.
He says:" R u stupid or what? Side A finished already, now playing Side B mah "
Monday, August 22, 2005
Wednesday, August 17, 2005
~how fast time flies~
~The spirit of the Lord shall rest upon him, the spirit of wisdom and understanding. The spirit of counsel and might, the spirit of knowledge and the fear of the Lord. Isaiah 11:2~
hi all...so paiseh...haven been bloggin for v long...iether i'm bz or lazy...dats y onli post jokes and stuff...hmmm...since now i've got some time...i shall write abit...but...i duno wat to write!hee...anyway...i would like to say that time past really v fast...really...one yr passed juz like dat...i remember one yr and afew weeks ago i joined UOB...but as a temp staff...onli became perm in Oct last yr...wow...i din noe i can stay in my workplace for so long...i mean...mayb 1yr to many is juz v short...but cos is my 1st time workin perm...i duno how it will work out...but reallt thank God dat all came smooth...my bosses and collegues are v nice people...easy to get along with...i'm really glad God is always with me all these while...though there are bad times in the office...but i managed to pull thru those hard time...Praise God!hee...oh yah...i would also like to say that i'm already in VFC for 1yr and abt 2mths already!time really passes fast!i really enjoyed myself in VFC...altho there are also some conflicts among frens @times...but everything goes back to normal after awhile...i'm really very happy to be brought to VFC...thanks Jinlun didi~...this made me get to know many ppl(nice) from church...be it from The Edge or Sunday service...during this 1yr plus...i also came to love many worship songs...will listen to them everyday without fail...hee...yup...i can really say that my life changed when i really stepped into the kingdom of God 1yr plus ago...though i've been believing in God ever since primary school...but i must sae that i really like my life now...ever since my parents let me make my own decision abt gg church...yup...my life now though is always bz n bz...always not enuf sleep...but i noe God is with me...giving me the strength to move on...he even blessed me alot that i dun fall sick easily...even if i'm sick...i will be healed fast...yup...glad dat i'm always showered with God's blessing...Amen!
hmmm...yah...think gotta stop here...gona take a short rest b4 start workin again...take care...
God Bless n Love u all!~~
:)
hi all...so paiseh...haven been bloggin for v long...iether i'm bz or lazy...dats y onli post jokes and stuff...hmmm...since now i've got some time...i shall write abit...but...i duno wat to write!hee...anyway...i would like to say that time past really v fast...really...one yr passed juz like dat...i remember one yr and afew weeks ago i joined UOB...but as a temp staff...onli became perm in Oct last yr...wow...i din noe i can stay in my workplace for so long...i mean...mayb 1yr to many is juz v short...but cos is my 1st time workin perm...i duno how it will work out...but reallt thank God dat all came smooth...my bosses and collegues are v nice people...easy to get along with...i'm really glad God is always with me all these while...though there are bad times in the office...but i managed to pull thru those hard time...Praise God!hee...oh yah...i would also like to say that i'm already in VFC for 1yr and abt 2mths already!time really passes fast!i really enjoyed myself in VFC...altho there are also some conflicts among frens @times...but everything goes back to normal after awhile...i'm really very happy to be brought to VFC...thanks Jinlun didi~...this made me get to know many ppl(nice) from church...be it from The Edge or Sunday service...during this 1yr plus...i also came to love many worship songs...will listen to them everyday without fail...hee...yup...i can really say that my life changed when i really stepped into the kingdom of God 1yr plus ago...though i've been believing in God ever since primary school...but i must sae that i really like my life now...ever since my parents let me make my own decision abt gg church...yup...my life now though is always bz n bz...always not enuf sleep...but i noe God is with me...giving me the strength to move on...he even blessed me alot that i dun fall sick easily...even if i'm sick...i will be healed fast...yup...glad dat i'm always showered with God's blessing...Amen!
hmmm...yah...think gotta stop here...gona take a short rest b4 start workin again...take care...
God Bless n Love u all!~~
:)
Thursday, August 11, 2005
jOkes
***i'm not being racist hor...juz posting it for fun***
> > >One day, Mr Singh gets a new born child. So he
> > >starts filling the birth certificate. At the
> > >same time, a couple who are touring India,
> > >met him and congratulated him on getting a
> > >son. Mr Singh is very happy. The next day,
> > >the couple go to Delhi. There they find the very
> > >same Singh writing the very same form. The
> > >puzzled couple approached Mr Singh and
> > >asked him " Mr Singh, yesterday, we saw you at >
> >
> > >Mumbai
> > >filling the same certificate, but today you are
> > >here?" Mr Singh replies "I came here because on
> > >the certificate it said: "WRITE IN CAPITAL."
>
=====================================================
>
> > >At the examination hall, Mr Singh was reading
> > >the instructions on the question paper
> > >before crying out in despair. He thought for
> > >a while and started stripping his shirt, pants, &
>
> > >hellip; On seeing that, the invigilator rushed
> > >forward and asked "Singh why are you
> > >stripping yourself?" To which Mr Singh replied
> > >"But the instruction say: ANSWER IN BRIEF."
>
======================================================
>
> > The doctor told Mr Singh that if he ran
> > eight kilometres a day for 300 days, he
> > would loose 34 kilos.
> > At the end of 300 days, Mr Singh
> > called the doctor to report he had lost
> > weight, but he had a problem.
> > "What's the problem?"
> > asked the
> > doctor. "I'm 2400 km from home."
>
======================================================
> > 2 Singhs got fed up with the Indian
> > Govt and decided to blow up the
> > parliament. They take 2
> > bombs, put them in a suitcase in the
> > front seat of their car and set
> > off. One asks the
> > other "What happens if the bombs
> > blast off now" The other says
> > "Don't worry. I
> > have a spare bomb in the
> > back seat"
> ====================================================
>
> > Mr Singh was filling up an application
> > form for a job. He promptly filled the
> > columns titled NAME,AGE,ADDRESS etc.Then he came
> to
> > the column "SALARY EXPECTED". He was not sure what
> >
> > to write there. After much thought he
> > wrote: YES.
> > >One day, Mr Singh gets a new born child. So he
> > >starts filling the birth certificate. At the
> > >same time, a couple who are touring India,
> > >met him and congratulated him on getting a
> > >son. Mr Singh is very happy. The next day,
> > >the couple go to Delhi. There they find the very
> > >same Singh writing the very same form. The
> > >puzzled couple approached Mr Singh and
> > >asked him " Mr Singh, yesterday, we saw you at >
> >
> > >Mumbai
> > >filling the same certificate, but today you are
> > >here?" Mr Singh replies "I came here because on
> > >the certificate it said: "WRITE IN CAPITAL."
>
=====================================================
>
> > >At the examination hall, Mr Singh was reading
> > >the instructions on the question paper
> > >before crying out in despair. He thought for
> > >a while and started stripping his shirt, pants, &
>
> > >hellip; On seeing that, the invigilator rushed
> > >forward and asked "Singh why are you
> > >stripping yourself?" To which Mr Singh replied
> > >"But the instruction say: ANSWER IN BRIEF."
>
======================================================
>
> > The doctor told Mr Singh that if he ran
> > eight kilometres a day for 300 days, he
> > would loose 34 kilos.
> > At the end of 300 days, Mr Singh
> > called the doctor to report he had lost
> > weight, but he had a problem.
> > "What's the problem?"
> > asked the
> > doctor. "I'm 2400 km from home."
>
======================================================
> > 2 Singhs got fed up with the Indian
> > Govt and decided to blow up the
> > parliament. They take 2
> > bombs, put them in a suitcase in the
> > front seat of their car and set
> > off. One asks the
> > other "What happens if the bombs
> > blast off now" The other says
> > "Don't worry. I
> > have a spare bomb in the
> > back seat"
> ====================================================
>
> > Mr Singh was filling up an application
> > form for a job. He promptly filled the
> > columns titled NAME,AGE,ADDRESS etc.Then he came
> to
> > the column "SALARY EXPECTED". He was not sure what
> >
> > to write there. After much thought he
> > wrote: YES.
Wednesday, August 10, 2005
joke
A husband takes his wife to play her first game of golf. Of course,
> > the wife promptly hacked her first shot right through the window of
> > the biggest house adjacent to the course. The husband cringed, "I
> > warned you to be careful! Now we'll have to go up there, find the
> > owner, apologize and see how much your lousy drive is going to cost
> > us." So the couple walked up to the house and knocked on the door. A
> > warm voice said, "Come on in." When they opened the door they saw
> > the damage that was done: glass was all over the place, and a broken
> > antique bottle was lying on its side near the broken window. A man
> > reclining on the couch asked, "Are you the people that broke my
> > window?" "Uh...yeah, sir. We're sure sorry about that," the husband
> > replied.
> >
> >
> > "Oh, no apology is necessary. Actually I want to thank you. You see,
> > I'm a genie, and I've been trapped in that bottle for a thousand
> > years. Now that you've released me, I'm allowed to grant three
> > wishes. I'll give you each one wish, but if you don't mind, I'll
> > keep the last one for myself." "Wow, that's great!" the husband
> > said. He pondered a moment and blurted out, "I'd like a million
> > dollars a year for the rest of my life." "No problem," said the
> > genie. "You've got it, it's the least I can do. And I'll
> > guarantee you a long, healthy life!"
> >
> > "And now you, young lady, what do you want?" the genie asked. "I'd
> > like to own a gorgeous home complete with servants in every country
> > in the world," she said. "Consider it done," the genie said. "And
> > your homes will always be safe from fire, burglary and natural
> > disasters!"
> >
> >
> > "And now," the couple asked in unison, "what's your wish, genie?"
> > "Well, since I've been trapped in that bottle and haven't been with
> > a woman in more than a thousand years, my wish is to sleep with your
> > wife."
> >
> >
> > The husband looked at his wife and said, "Gee, honey, you know we
> > both now have a fortune, and all those houses. What do you think?"
> > She mulled it over for a few moments and said, "You know, you're
> > right. Considering our good fortune, I guess I wouldn't mind, but
> > what about you, honey?" "You know I love you sweetheart," said the
> > husband. "I'd do the same for you!"
> >
> >
> > So the genie and the woman went upstairs where they spent the rest
> > of the afternoon enjoying each other. The genie was insatiable.
> >
> >
> > After about three hours of non-stop fun, the genie rolled over and
> > looked directly into her eyes and asked, "How old are you and your
> > husband?"
> >
> >
> > "Why, we're both 35," she responded breathlessly.
> >
> >
> > "Really? Thirty-five years old and both of you still believe in
> > genies?"
> > the wife promptly hacked her first shot right through the window of
> > the biggest house adjacent to the course. The husband cringed, "I
> > warned you to be careful! Now we'll have to go up there, find the
> > owner, apologize and see how much your lousy drive is going to cost
> > us." So the couple walked up to the house and knocked on the door. A
> > warm voice said, "Come on in." When they opened the door they saw
> > the damage that was done: glass was all over the place, and a broken
> > antique bottle was lying on its side near the broken window. A man
> > reclining on the couch asked, "Are you the people that broke my
> > window?" "Uh...yeah, sir. We're sure sorry about that," the husband
> > replied.
> >
> >
> > "Oh, no apology is necessary. Actually I want to thank you. You see,
> > I'm a genie, and I've been trapped in that bottle for a thousand
> > years. Now that you've released me, I'm allowed to grant three
> > wishes. I'll give you each one wish, but if you don't mind, I'll
> > keep the last one for myself." "Wow, that's great!" the husband
> > said. He pondered a moment and blurted out, "I'd like a million
> > dollars a year for the rest of my life." "No problem," said the
> > genie. "You've got it, it's the least I can do. And I'll
> > guarantee you a long, healthy life!"
> >
> > "And now you, young lady, what do you want?" the genie asked. "I'd
> > like to own a gorgeous home complete with servants in every country
> > in the world," she said. "Consider it done," the genie said. "And
> > your homes will always be safe from fire, burglary and natural
> > disasters!"
> >
> >
> > "And now," the couple asked in unison, "what's your wish, genie?"
> > "Well, since I've been trapped in that bottle and haven't been with
> > a woman in more than a thousand years, my wish is to sleep with your
> > wife."
> >
> >
> > The husband looked at his wife and said, "Gee, honey, you know we
> > both now have a fortune, and all those houses. What do you think?"
> > She mulled it over for a few moments and said, "You know, you're
> > right. Considering our good fortune, I guess I wouldn't mind, but
> > what about you, honey?" "You know I love you sweetheart," said the
> > husband. "I'd do the same for you!"
> >
> >
> > So the genie and the woman went upstairs where they spent the rest
> > of the afternoon enjoying each other. The genie was insatiable.
> >
> >
> > After about three hours of non-stop fun, the genie rolled over and
> > looked directly into her eyes and asked, "How old are you and your
> > husband?"
> >
> >
> > "Why, we're both 35," she responded breathlessly.
> >
> >
> > "Really? Thirty-five years old and both of you still believe in
> > genies?"
Thursday, August 04, 2005
test
點解既呢 ??
神奇呀! (千萬不要先看答案)
請跟著以下的指示，盡快地回答以下的問題，
但要先完成一個問題才回答下一個。
你不需要寫下答案，只要心算便可。
15+6是多少
3+56
89+2
12+53
75+26
25+52
63+32
123+5
快！！！心想一種工具和一種顏色！
你剛剛想的是否紅色的鎚子？
如果答案不是的話，你就是2%的與眾不同的人∕不正常人，
通常98%的人做這個測驗會回答紅色的鎚子，
如果你不信的話，不妨給你的朋友試試。
神奇呀! (千萬不要先看答案)
請跟著以下的指示，盡快地回答以下的問題，
但要先完成一個問題才回答下一個。
你不需要寫下答案，只要心算便可。
15+6是多少
3+56
89+2
12+53
75+26
25+52
63+32
123+5
快！！！心想一種工具和一種顏色！
你剛剛想的是否紅色的鎚子？
如果答案不是的話，你就是2%的與眾不同的人∕不正常人，
通常98%的人做這個測驗會回答紅色的鎚子，
如果你不信的話，不妨給你的朋友試試。
Cathouse Parrot
A woman went to a pet shop and immediately spotted a large, beautiful
>parrot. There was a sign on the cage that said $50.00.
>
>"Why so little," she asked the pet store owner.
>
>The owner looked at her and said, "Look, I should tell you first that
>this bird used to live in a house of Prostitution, and sometimes it
>says some pretty vulgar stuff."
>
>The woman thought about this, but decided she had to have the bird
>anyway. She took it home and hung the bird's cage up in her living room
>and waited for it to say something.
>
>The bird looked around the room, then at her, and said, "New house, New
>madam."
>
>The woman was a bit shocked at the implication, but then thought
>"that's really not so bad."
>
>When her two teenage daughters returned from school the bird saw and
>said, "New house, new madam, new girls." The girls and the woman were
>a bit offended but then began to laugh about the situation considering
>how and where the parrot had been raised.
>
>Moments later, the woman's husband Keith came home from work.
>
>The bird looked at him and said, "Hi, Keith."
>parrot. There was a sign on the cage that said $50.00.
>
>"Why so little," she asked the pet store owner.
>
>The owner looked at her and said, "Look, I should tell you first that
>this bird used to live in a house of Prostitution, and sometimes it
>says some pretty vulgar stuff."
>
>The woman thought about this, but decided she had to have the bird
>anyway. She took it home and hung the bird's cage up in her living room
>and waited for it to say something.
>
>The bird looked around the room, then at her, and said, "New house, New
>madam."
>
>The woman was a bit shocked at the implication, but then thought
>"that's really not so bad."
>
>When her two teenage daughters returned from school the bird saw and
>said, "New house, new madam, new girls." The girls and the woman were
>a bit offended but then began to laugh about the situation considering
>how and where the parrot had been raised.
>
>Moments later, the woman's husband Keith came home from work.
>
>The bird looked at him and said, "Hi, Keith."
Wednesday, August 03, 2005
Monday, August 01, 2005
Life is tough. It's tougher if u're stupid!
> Recently, when I went to McDonald's I saw on the
> menu that you could
> have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets. I
> asked for a half dozen
> mcnuggets. We don't have half dozen nuggets," said
> the teenager at the
> counter. "You don't?" I replied. "We only have six,
> nine, or twelve,
> "was the reply. "So I can't order a half dozen
> nuggets, but I can order
> six? "That's right." So I shook my head and ordered
> six McNuggets.
>
>
> I was checking out at the local Wal-Mart with just
> a few items and the
> lady behind me put her things on the belt close to
> mine. I picked up one
> of those "dividers" that they keep by the cash
> register and placed it
> between our things so they wouldn't get mixed. After
> the girl had
> scanned all of my items, she picked up the
> "divider", looking it all
> over for the bar code so she could scan it. Not
> finding the bar code
> she said to me, "Do you know how much this is?" I
> said to her "I've
> changed my mind, I don't think I'll buy that
> today." She said "OK," and
> I paid her for the things and left. She had no clue
> to what had just
> happened.
>
>
> I recently saw a distraught young lady weeping
> beside her car. Do you
> need some help?" I asked. She replied, "I knew I
> should have replaced
> the battery to this remote door unlocker. Now I
> can't get into my car.
> Do you think they (pointing to a distant
> convenience store) would have
> a battery to fit this?" "Hmmm, I dunno. Do you have
> an alarm, too?" I
> asked. "No,just this remote thingy," she answered,
> handing it and the
> car keys to me. As I took the key and manually
> unlocked the door, I
> replied, "Why don't you drive over there and check
> about the batteries.
> It's a long walk."
>
>
> Several years ago, we had an Intern who was none
> too swift. One day she
> was typing and turned to a secretary and said, "I'm
> almost out of typing
> paper. What do I do?" "Just use copier machine
> paper," the secretary
> told her. With that, the intern took her last
> remaining blank piece of
> paper, put it on the photocopier and proceeded to
> make five "blank"
> copies.
>
>
> Police in Radnor, Pa., interrogated a suspect by
> placing a metal
> colander on his head and connecting it with wires
> to a photocopy
> machine. The message "He's lying" was placed in the
> copier, and police
> pressed the copy button each time they thought the
> suspect wasn't
> telling the truth. Believing the "lie detector" was
> working, the
> suspect confessed.
>
>
> A mother calls 911 very worried asking the
> dispatcher if she needs to
> take her kid to the emergency room, the kid was
> eating ants. The
> dispatcher tells her to give the kid some Benadryl
> and should be fine,
> the mother says, I just gave him some ant
> killer..... Dispatcher: Rush
> him in to emergency!
>
>
> Moral of the Story : Life is tough. It's tougher if
> you're stupid."
>
> menu that you could
> have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets. I
> asked for a half dozen
> mcnuggets. We don't have half dozen nuggets," said
> the teenager at the
> counter. "You don't?" I replied. "We only have six,
> nine, or twelve,
> "was the reply. "So I can't order a half dozen
> nuggets, but I can order
> six? "That's right." So I shook my head and ordered
> six McNuggets.
>
>
> I was checking out at the local Wal-Mart with just
> a few items and the
> lady behind me put her things on the belt close to
> mine. I picked up one
> of those "dividers" that they keep by the cash
> register and placed it
> between our things so they wouldn't get mixed. After
> the girl had
> scanned all of my items, she picked up the
> "divider", looking it all
> over for the bar code so she could scan it. Not
> finding the bar code
> she said to me, "Do you know how much this is?" I
> said to her "I've
> changed my mind, I don't think I'll buy that
> today." She said "OK," and
> I paid her for the things and left. She had no clue
> to what had just
> happened.
>
>
> I recently saw a distraught young lady weeping
> beside her car. Do you
> need some help?" I asked. She replied, "I knew I
> should have replaced
> the battery to this remote door unlocker. Now I
> can't get into my car.
> Do you think they (pointing to a distant
> convenience store) would have
> a battery to fit this?" "Hmmm, I dunno. Do you have
> an alarm, too?" I
> asked. "No,just this remote thingy," she answered,
> handing it and the
> car keys to me. As I took the key and manually
> unlocked the door, I
> replied, "Why don't you drive over there and check
> about the batteries.
> It's a long walk."
>
>
> Several years ago, we had an Intern who was none
> too swift. One day she
> was typing and turned to a secretary and said, "I'm
> almost out of typing
> paper. What do I do?" "Just use copier machine
> paper," the secretary
> told her. With that, the intern took her last
> remaining blank piece of
> paper, put it on the photocopier and proceeded to
> make five "blank"
> copies.
>
>
> Police in Radnor, Pa., interrogated a suspect by
> placing a metal
> colander on his head and connecting it with wires
> to a photocopy
> machine. The message "He's lying" was placed in the
> copier, and police
> pressed the copy button each time they thought the
> suspect wasn't
> telling the truth. Believing the "lie detector" was
> working, the
> suspect confessed.
>
>
> A mother calls 911 very worried asking the
> dispatcher if she needs to
> take her kid to the emergency room, the kid was
> eating ants. The
> dispatcher tells her to give the kid some Benadryl
> and should be fine,
> the mother says, I just gave him some ant
> killer..... Dispatcher: Rush
> him in to emergency!
>
>
> Moral of the Story : Life is tough. It's tougher if
> you're stupid."
>
Sunday, July 31, 2005
~welcome to earth, lil baby girl~
~watch n pray, lest you enter into temptation. For the spirit is willing but the flesh is weak. Matthew 26:41~
hi all...haven bwwn writing for quite long...is either no time or bz mah...hmmm...but i think i shld write 2dae cos i noe the rest of the 2wks i will not be free...hee...hmmm...wah...feeling tired...no time for rest...the quarterly reporting ended ard 8days ago...den left abt a week b4 the nex mths's reporting starts...which is tmr...hmmm...the 'break' is juz so short...not onli dat...in the past few days i aso needa prepare for july's reporting...sianz...duno when i'll juz die down...i'm like bz non-stop...sianzzz...wat to do...gotta work n gotta study...i haven even start on my assignment...siao liao...i duno how sia...n i got lotsa sch work too...boringz...duno how to do lor...duno wat is my lecturer teaching...haiz...how???!!!hmmm...
yesterday,my day wasnt really gd...cos in the morning i went to play bowling with a collegue whom i dun realy noe...but met up w him to play...i played super badly lor...he toks too much lah...yak n yak n yak...den i somehow feel abit irritated...but it's aso cos i'm still v sleepy...den made mi v moody...hmmm...after 3games i went home...while walkin to the bus stop...i saw the bus i'm taking reachin the bus stop...so i quickly ran n flag at the bus...with my heavy bowling bag...but guess wat?the wicked bus driver did not stop!!!i was soooo pissed!den gotta wait for another abt 1/2 an hr for the nex bus...the bad thing is not dat...but it is dat it started to rain super heavily when i'm in the bus...when i reach my hse bus stop...the rain was still v heavy...cos i'm running for time...so i had no choice n i ran under the rain to home...yup...as guessed...was totally drenched when i got home...den i changed n rest awhile(cos still raining heavily)...n went out when the rain wasnt dat heavy...when i reached the train station...my fren den told me she's gona b late...den i reach alot earlier...so boh bian...gotta wait...juz really feel my day was really bad...when i reached Edge...i was already feeling kinda unwell...but amazingly...when Edge started..i was totally ok during n after worship n during the service...hee...God is really great~! hee...after edge had dinner with some frens den went home...
as for 2dae...i was late for svc...boh bian...cos an aunty from NZ came back to visit...my dad wanted mi to wait till she comes...but she did not reach at the time she promised...she came ard 1040(where svc already started)...after dat i asked my bro send mi there...hmmm...along the way...i received a msg from my godsis's husband saying dat my godsis is delivering soon...at dat time was feeling both excited n worried...excited cos the baby is coming into this world le...worried is cos she is pre-matured baby...den abt Noon...i received another MMS of the baby...she's so cute n beautiful...hee...feel sooo happy for them...congrats to Winnie n Sy Biao...n their two sons, joshua n joash, who r having a baby sis...hee...Thank God dat the baby is alright(i guess)...hmm..i feel so bad...cos i hav no time to visit them...2dae gotta giv tuition n got bowling...tmr after work got class...dat goes the same to tue n wed...den thur n fri i guess i gotta do OT cos beginning of the month...urrrghhh!!!!y am i soo bz?all soo packed...hopefully i can visit them asap...hmmm...cant wait to see the baby gal...hee...
hmm...oh yah i was quite disappointed w my performance in bowling 2dae..sian lor...din play well...esp my 3rd game...soooo lousy...hmmm...gotta train more le...hmmm...sianzzz...i really muz learn to clear everyting off my mind when i play bowling...if not sure v affected...hmmm...
niwae gotta stop here...i wana do my sch work...but guess i wun noe how to do...sadz sia...hmmm...k...bye to all...nitezzzz....
God Bless n Love ya~~~
hi all...haven bwwn writing for quite long...is either no time or bz mah...hmmm...but i think i shld write 2dae cos i noe the rest of the 2wks i will not be free...hee...hmmm...wah...feeling tired...no time for rest...the quarterly reporting ended ard 8days ago...den left abt a week b4 the nex mths's reporting starts...which is tmr...hmmm...the 'break' is juz so short...not onli dat...in the past few days i aso needa prepare for july's reporting...sianz...duno when i'll juz die down...i'm like bz non-stop...sianzzz...wat to do...gotta work n gotta study...i haven even start on my assignment...siao liao...i duno how sia...n i got lotsa sch work too...boringz...duno how to do lor...duno wat is my lecturer teaching...haiz...how???!!!hmmm...
yesterday,my day wasnt really gd...cos in the morning i went to play bowling with a collegue whom i dun realy noe...but met up w him to play...i played super badly lor...he toks too much lah...yak n yak n yak...den i somehow feel abit irritated...but it's aso cos i'm still v sleepy...den made mi v moody...hmmm...after 3games i went home...while walkin to the bus stop...i saw the bus i'm taking reachin the bus stop...so i quickly ran n flag at the bus...with my heavy bowling bag...but guess wat?the wicked bus driver did not stop!!!i was soooo pissed!den gotta wait for another abt 1/2 an hr for the nex bus...the bad thing is not dat...but it is dat it started to rain super heavily when i'm in the bus...when i reach my hse bus stop...the rain was still v heavy...cos i'm running for time...so i had no choice n i ran under the rain to home...yup...as guessed...was totally drenched when i got home...den i changed n rest awhile(cos still raining heavily)...n went out when the rain wasnt dat heavy...when i reached the train station...my fren den told me she's gona b late...den i reach alot earlier...so boh bian...gotta wait...juz really feel my day was really bad...when i reached Edge...i was already feeling kinda unwell...but amazingly...when Edge started..i was totally ok during n after worship n during the service...hee...God is really great~! hee...after edge had dinner with some frens den went home...
as for 2dae...i was late for svc...boh bian...cos an aunty from NZ came back to visit...my dad wanted mi to wait till she comes...but she did not reach at the time she promised...she came ard 1040(where svc already started)...after dat i asked my bro send mi there...hmmm...along the way...i received a msg from my godsis's husband saying dat my godsis is delivering soon...at dat time was feeling both excited n worried...excited cos the baby is coming into this world le...worried is cos she is pre-matured baby...den abt Noon...i received another MMS of the baby...she's so cute n beautiful...hee...feel sooo happy for them...congrats to Winnie n Sy Biao...n their two sons, joshua n joash, who r having a baby sis...hee...Thank God dat the baby is alright(i guess)...hmm..i feel so bad...cos i hav no time to visit them...2dae gotta giv tuition n got bowling...tmr after work got class...dat goes the same to tue n wed...den thur n fri i guess i gotta do OT cos beginning of the month...urrrghhh!!!!y am i soo bz?all soo packed...hopefully i can visit them asap...hmmm...cant wait to see the baby gal...hee...
hmm...oh yah i was quite disappointed w my performance in bowling 2dae..sian lor...din play well...esp my 3rd game...soooo lousy...hmmm...gotta train more le...hmmm...sianzzz...i really muz learn to clear everyting off my mind when i play bowling...if not sure v affected...hmmm...
niwae gotta stop here...i wana do my sch work...but guess i wun noe how to do...sadz sia...hmmm...k...bye to all...nitezzzz....
God Bless n Love ya~~~
Thursday, July 28, 2005
PaRtY (juz for laughs)
FOUR FRIENDS AT A PARTY
Four friends, who hadn't seen each other in 30 years, reunited at a
party. After several drinks, one of the men had to use the rest room.
Those who remained talked about their kids.
The first guy said, "My son is my pride and joy. He started working
at
a successful company at the bottom of the barrel. He studied
Economics
and Business Administration and soon began to climb the corporate
ladder and now he's the president of the company. He became so rich
that
he gave his best friend a top of the line Mercedes for his birthday."
The second guy said, "Damn, that's terrific! My son is also my pride
and
joy. He started working for a big airline, then went to flight school
to become a pilot . Eventually he became a partner in the company,
where
he owns the majority of its assets. He's so rich that he gave his
best
friend a brand new jet for his birthday."
The third man said: "Well, that's terrific! My son studied in the
best
universities and became an engineer. Then he started his own
construction company and is now a multimillionaire. He also gave away
something very nice and expensive to his best friend for his
birthday:
A 30,000 square foot mansion."
The three friends congratulated each other just as the fourth
returned
from the rest-room and asked: "What are all the congratulations for?"
One of the three said: "We were talking about the pride we feel for
the
successes of our sons. ..What about your son?"
The fourth man replied: "My son is gay and makes a living dancing as
a
stripper at a nightclub. The three friends said: "What a
shame...what a
disappointment." The fourth man replied: "No, I'm not ashamed. He's
my
son and I love him. And he's lucky, too. His birthday just passed
the
other day and he received a beautiful 30,000 square foot mansion, a
brand new jet and a top of the line Mercedes from his three
boyfriends."
Four friends, who hadn't seen each other in 30 years, reunited at a
party. After several drinks, one of the men had to use the rest room.
Those who remained talked about their kids.
The first guy said, "My son is my pride and joy. He started working
at
a successful company at the bottom of the barrel. He studied
Economics
and Business Administration and soon began to climb the corporate
ladder and now he's the president of the company. He became so rich
that
he gave his best friend a top of the line Mercedes for his birthday."
The second guy said, "Damn, that's terrific! My son is also my pride
and
joy. He started working for a big airline, then went to flight school
to become a pilot . Eventually he became a partner in the company,
where
he owns the majority of its assets. He's so rich that he gave his
best
friend a brand new jet for his birthday."
The third man said: "Well, that's terrific! My son studied in the
best
universities and became an engineer. Then he started his own
construction company and is now a multimillionaire. He also gave away
something very nice and expensive to his best friend for his
birthday:
A 30,000 square foot mansion."
The three friends congratulated each other just as the fourth
returned
from the rest-room and asked: "What are all the congratulations for?"
One of the three said: "We were talking about the pride we feel for
the
successes of our sons. ..What about your son?"
The fourth man replied: "My son is gay and makes a living dancing as
a
stripper at a nightclub. The three friends said: "What a
shame...what a
disappointment." The fourth man replied: "No, I'm not ashamed. He's
my
son and I love him. And he's lucky, too. His birthday just passed
the
other day and he received a beautiful 30,000 square foot mansion, a
brand new jet and a top of the line Mercedes from his three
boyfriends."
Wednesday, July 27, 2005
Reasons why women choose to be single...
Reasons why women choose to be single...
1. The nice men are ugly.
2. The handsome men are not nice.
3. The handsome and nice men are gay.
4. The handsome, nice and heterosexual
men are
married.
5. The men who are not so handsome,but are
nice men, have no money.
6. The men who are not so handsome,but are
nice men with money think we are only after
their
money.
7. The handsome men without money are
after our
money.
8. The handsome men,who are not so nice
and somewhat heterosexual, don't think we
are
beautiful enough.
9. The men who think we are beautiful, that
are heterosexual, somewhat nice and have
money, are cowards.
10. The men who are somewhat handsome,
somewhat nice and have some money and
thank God are heterosexual, are shy and
NEVER
MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!!!!
11. The men who never make the first move,
automatically lose interest in us when we take
the initiative.
NOW,WHO THE HELL UNDERSTANDS
MEN?
"Men are like a fine wine.
They all start out like grapes, and
it's our job to stomp on them and keep
them in the dark until they mature into
something
you'd like to have dinner with."
*No offence made k...just read with an open mind*
1. The nice men are ugly.
2. The handsome men are not nice.
3. The handsome and nice men are gay.
4. The handsome, nice and heterosexual
men are
married.
5. The men who are not so handsome,but are
nice men, have no money.
6. The men who are not so handsome,but are
nice men with money think we are only after
their
money.
7. The handsome men without money are
after our
money.
8. The handsome men,who are not so nice
and somewhat heterosexual, don't think we
are
beautiful enough.
9. The men who think we are beautiful, that
are heterosexual, somewhat nice and have
money, are cowards.
10. The men who are somewhat handsome,
somewhat nice and have some money and
thank God are heterosexual, are shy and
NEVER
MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!!!!
11. The men who never make the first move,
automatically lose interest in us when we take
the initiative.
NOW,WHO THE HELL UNDERSTANDS
MEN?
"Men are like a fine wine.
They all start out like grapes, and
it's our job to stomp on them and keep
them in the dark until they mature into
something
you'd like to have dinner with."
*No offence made k...just read with an open mind*
Thursday, July 21, 2005
where is the $1???
Try Figure this out:
> >
> > Three guys in a hotel call room service and order two large pizzas.
> >
> > The delivery boy brings them up with a bill for exactly $30.00. Each
>guy gives him a $10.00 bill, and he leaves. That's fact!
> >
> > When he hands the $30.00 to the cashier, he is told a mistake was
>made.The bill was only $25.00, not $30.00. The cashier gives the delivery
>boy five $1.00 bills and tells him to take it back to the 3 guys who
>ordered the pizza.That's fact!
> >
> > On the way back to their room, the delivery boy has a thought... these
> >guys did not give him a tip. He figures that since there is no way to
>split $5.00 evenly three ways anyhow, he will keep two dollars for himself
>and give them back three dollars.
> >
> > OK! So far so good! He knocks on the door and one fellow answers. He
> >explains about a mix up in the bill, and hands the guy the three
>dollars, then departs with his two-dollar tip in his pocket.
> >
> > Now the fun begins!
> >
> > Remember $30-$25=$5 Right? $5-$3=$2 Right?
> >
> > So what's the problem?
> > All is well, right?
> >Not quite. Answer this:
> >
> > Each of the three guys originally gave $10.00 each. They each got back
> >$1.00 in change. That means they paid $9.00 each, which times three is
> >$27.00. The delivery boy kept $2.00 for a tip.
> >
> > $27.00 plus $2.00 equals $29.00.
> > Where is the other dollar ! ??????????
> >
> > Three guys in a hotel call room service and order two large pizzas.
> >
> > The delivery boy brings them up with a bill for exactly $30.00. Each
>guy gives him a $10.00 bill, and he leaves. That's fact!
> >
> > When he hands the $30.00 to the cashier, he is told a mistake was
>made.The bill was only $25.00, not $30.00. The cashier gives the delivery
>boy five $1.00 bills and tells him to take it back to the 3 guys who
>ordered the pizza.That's fact!
> >
> > On the way back to their room, the delivery boy has a thought... these
> >guys did not give him a tip. He figures that since there is no way to
>split $5.00 evenly three ways anyhow, he will keep two dollars for himself
>and give them back three dollars.
> >
> > OK! So far so good! He knocks on the door and one fellow answers. He
> >explains about a mix up in the bill, and hands the guy the three
>dollars, then departs with his two-dollar tip in his pocket.
> >
> > Now the fun begins!
> >
> > Remember $30-$25=$5 Right? $5-$3=$2 Right?
> >
> > So what's the problem?
> > All is well, right?
> >Not quite. Answer this:
> >
> > Each of the three guys originally gave $10.00 each. They each got back
> >$1.00 in change. That means they paid $9.00 each, which times three is
> >$27.00. The delivery boy kept $2.00 for a tip.
> >
> > $27.00 plus $2.00 equals $29.00.
> > Where is the other dollar ! ??????????
Wednesday, July 20, 2005
Snappy Answers
Snappy Answer #1
A flight attendant was stationed at the
departure gate to check tickets. As a man
approached, she extended her hand for the
ticket, and he opened his trench coat and
flashed her. Without missing a beat she said,
"Sir, I need to see your ticket, not your
stub."
Snappy Answer #2
A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys
at the grocery store, but couldn't find one big
enough for her family. She asked a stock boy,
Do these turkeys get any bigger?" The stock
boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead."
Snappy Answer #3
The cop got out of his car and the kid who was
stopped for speeding rolled down his window.
I've been waiting for you all day", the cop
said. The kid replied, "Yeah, well I got here
as fast as I could". When the cop finally
stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way
without a ticket.
Snappy Answer #4
A truck driver was driving along on the
freeway. A sign comes up that reads low bridge
ahead." Before he knows it the bridge is right
ahead of him and he gets stuck under the
bridge. Cars are backed up for miles. Finally,
a police car comes up. The cop gets out of his
car and walks around to the truck driver, puts
his hands on his hips and says, "Got stuck,
huh?" The truck driver says, "No, I was
delivering this bridge and ran out of gas."
Snappy Answer #5
Snappy Answer of the Year!
A college teacher reminds her class of
tomorrow's final ex am. "Now class, I won't
tolerate any
excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I
might consider a nuclear attack or a serious
personal injury or illness, or a death in your
immediate family but that's it, no other
excuses whatsoever!" A smart-ass guy in the
back of the room raised his hand and asks,
"What would you say if tomorrow I said I was
suffering from complete and utter sexual
exhaustion?" The entire class does its best to
stifle their laughter and snickering. When
silence is restored, the teacher smiles
sympathetically at the student, shakes her
head, and sweetly says, " Well, I guess you'd
have to write the exam with your other hand."
BONUS Snappy Answer
A girl was visiting her blond friend who had
acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their
names were. The blonde responded by saying that
one was named Rolex and one was named Timex.
Her friend said, "Whoever heard of someone
naming dogs like that?"
"Hellooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo" answered
the blond."They're watch dogs!"
Can't get enough? The BEST is LAST!
A pompous minister was seated next to a TEXAN
on a flight to Dallas. After the plane was
airborne, drink orders were taken. The TEXAN
asked for a whiskey and soda, which was brought
and placed before him. The flight attendant
then asked the minister if he would like a
drink. He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be
savagely raped by brazen whores than let liquor
touch my lips." The TEXAN looked at the
minister, then handed his drink back to the
attendant and said, "I didn't know we had a
choice."
A flight attendant was stationed at the
departure gate to check tickets. As a man
approached, she extended her hand for the
ticket, and he opened his trench coat and
flashed her. Without missing a beat she said,
"Sir, I need to see your ticket, not your
stub."
Snappy Answer #2
A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys
at the grocery store, but couldn't find one big
enough for her family. She asked a stock boy,
Do these turkeys get any bigger?" The stock
boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead."
Snappy Answer #3
The cop got out of his car and the kid who was
stopped for speeding rolled down his window.
I've been waiting for you all day", the cop
said. The kid replied, "Yeah, well I got here
as fast as I could". When the cop finally
stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way
without a ticket.
Snappy Answer #4
A truck driver was driving along on the
freeway. A sign comes up that reads low bridge
ahead." Before he knows it the bridge is right
ahead of him and he gets stuck under the
bridge. Cars are backed up for miles. Finally,
a police car comes up. The cop gets out of his
car and walks around to the truck driver, puts
his hands on his hips and says, "Got stuck,
huh?" The truck driver says, "No, I was
delivering this bridge and ran out of gas."
Snappy Answer #5
Snappy Answer of the Year!
A college teacher reminds her class of
tomorrow's final ex am. "Now class, I won't
tolerate any
excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I
might consider a nuclear attack or a serious
personal injury or illness, or a death in your
immediate family but that's it, no other
excuses whatsoever!" A smart-ass guy in the
back of the room raised his hand and asks,
"What would you say if tomorrow I said I was
suffering from complete and utter sexual
exhaustion?" The entire class does its best to
stifle their laughter and snickering. When
silence is restored, the teacher smiles
sympathetically at the student, shakes her
head, and sweetly says, " Well, I guess you'd
have to write the exam with your other hand."
BONUS Snappy Answer
A girl was visiting her blond friend who had
acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their
names were. The blonde responded by saying that
one was named Rolex and one was named Timex.
Her friend said, "Whoever heard of someone
naming dogs like that?"
"Hellooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo" answered
the blond."They're watch dogs!"
Can't get enough? The BEST is LAST!
A pompous minister was seated next to a TEXAN
on a flight to Dallas. After the plane was
airborne, drink orders were taken. The TEXAN
asked for a whiskey and soda, which was brought
and placed before him. The flight attendant
then asked the minister if he would like a
drink. He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be
savagely raped by brazen whores than let liquor
touch my lips." The TEXAN looked at the
minister, then handed his drink back to the
attendant and said, "I didn't know we had a
choice."
Sunday, July 17, 2005
~there goes another week~
~therefore my beloved brethren, let every man be swift to hear, slow to speak and slow to wrath, for the wrath of man does not produce the righteousness of God. James 1:19-20.~
hi all...yup yup...so paiseh haven really been blogging...busy...n tired...hee...wow...time pass very fast...1 week juz past like dat...busy though...last week and this week i've been really bz at work...on those days without school...i will do OT will 10 or 11plus...hmmm...except on fridays which i will leave on the dot...hmmm...usually thursdays after work i will go for jogging with my collegues...but these 2 weeks i did not go cos of work...oops...getting fatter...keep eating...guess hafta watch out on my diet...heez...
hmmm...needless to talk abt my weekdays...cos they sound boring...work...work...class...class...dats it...hee...especially my poor supervisor(he's my new supervisor)...he does OT everyday...hardworking sia...he took over most of wat i usually do lor...wah...superman...wahahhaa...but i really admire his ability...great...he got the potential to climb up high...hee...but i pity his gf...he's always so bz to spend time with her...hmmm...
wah...my weekends r sooo tiring...even for 2dae...juz got home onli...wah...my saturday really caused me to have terrible aches 2dae lorz...hmmm...cos i got bowling training at abt 1150am...den trained till abt 2pm...thereafter got youth activity at the same bowling alley organised by my church...wah...alot of ppl lor...hmmm...i played super lousily lor...cos the lanes r too dry...n i'm already super tired from the training earlier on...the bowling game i onli got a pathetic of 109pinfall...it sucks lor...another thing dat affecs my performance is cos one lane got 6persons playing...gotta wait super long till my turn...then the mood not there liao lor...dats y...hmmm...however...with dat sucky score...i still can get champion for female category lor...win aso not happy...cos din feel any great achievement...niwAe...set dat aside...hee...
hmmm...wah sian...2dae early morning kena lecture from my dad...long naggings again which i dun usually remember...cos the nite b4 i went home 12plus am...he's not v happy with it...yah cos i went to meet up with ben n felicia after Edge...took a cab down lor...which cost mi 16bucks!the stupid jam...shld have taken train...same time reach lor...cheaper too...grrrrr...all the stupid jam's fault...met up with them...den they aso duno wat to do...den went gelare for waffle icecream...yummy...den went for pool den home...dats y so late...n made my dad angry...but he nags at other stuff too...hmmm...really duno y is he so against mi having a religion?one day i will prove to him dat i am right in choosing this religion...he always thinks he's right...no doubt at times...but not always...too egoistic...hmm...he nags till the time where service already started...so i'm left with no choice but to take a cab down again...haiz...service was gd...hmmm...after service went for lunch with serene...den met up with serena n jinlun they all n went parkway...den i went to giv tuition...thereafter my parents come n fetch me to go bowling(they help me fetch my bowling equipments too)...thought wld play super badly cos i wasnt in gd mood cos of the aches all ard my body...however...guess wat?i got 188 for my 1st game...den 144 den 123...though it deproved...but quite satisfied...it's like if i got even my lowest(123) for the bowling youth activity n got champion..i wld at least feel a lil' bit better...but no lor...hmmm...sianzzz...niwae...enjoyed the league...luckily my coach was there..if he wasnt...guess dat 188 wldnt be there...wahahaha...
hmmm...after bowling i met up with serena they all again...for dinner...but i ate fruits onli...we chit chat till 10plus den go home...hmmm...cos i'm carrying my heaving bowling bag...Mr Nice guy Ethan helped me carry it and sent me home...he's always so nice lor...juz so caring...he cld hav juz gone home as his place was walkin distance from the place w r at...but he took the trouble to take bus with mi...carry my heavy bowling bag...n send mi home to my doorstep...awww...thanks boy...wah...i'm falling asleep soon....v v v tired lor...goota sleep...if not cant concentrate on work tmr...nitez to all of u!!!~~~
take care n
God Bless~
love ya~
hi all...yup yup...so paiseh haven really been blogging...busy...n tired...hee...wow...time pass very fast...1 week juz past like dat...busy though...last week and this week i've been really bz at work...on those days without school...i will do OT will 10 or 11plus...hmmm...except on fridays which i will leave on the dot...hmmm...usually thursdays after work i will go for jogging with my collegues...but these 2 weeks i did not go cos of work...oops...getting fatter...keep eating...guess hafta watch out on my diet...heez...
hmmm...needless to talk abt my weekdays...cos they sound boring...work...work...class...class...dats it...hee...especially my poor supervisor(he's my new supervisor)...he does OT everyday...hardworking sia...he took over most of wat i usually do lor...wah...superman...wahahhaa...but i really admire his ability...great...he got the potential to climb up high...hee...but i pity his gf...he's always so bz to spend time with her...hmmm...
wah...my weekends r sooo tiring...even for 2dae...juz got home onli...wah...my saturday really caused me to have terrible aches 2dae lorz...hmmm...cos i got bowling training at abt 1150am...den trained till abt 2pm...thereafter got youth activity at the same bowling alley organised by my church...wah...alot of ppl lor...hmmm...i played super lousily lor...cos the lanes r too dry...n i'm already super tired from the training earlier on...the bowling game i onli got a pathetic of 109pinfall...it sucks lor...another thing dat affecs my performance is cos one lane got 6persons playing...gotta wait super long till my turn...then the mood not there liao lor...dats y...hmmm...however...with dat sucky score...i still can get champion for female category lor...win aso not happy...cos din feel any great achievement...niwAe...set dat aside...hee...
hmmm...wah sian...2dae early morning kena lecture from my dad...long naggings again which i dun usually remember...cos the nite b4 i went home 12plus am...he's not v happy with it...yah cos i went to meet up with ben n felicia after Edge...took a cab down lor...which cost mi 16bucks!the stupid jam...shld have taken train...same time reach lor...cheaper too...grrrrr...all the stupid jam's fault...met up with them...den they aso duno wat to do...den went gelare for waffle icecream...yummy...den went for pool den home...dats y so late...n made my dad angry...but he nags at other stuff too...hmmm...really duno y is he so against mi having a religion?one day i will prove to him dat i am right in choosing this religion...he always thinks he's right...no doubt at times...but not always...too egoistic...hmm...he nags till the time where service already started...so i'm left with no choice but to take a cab down again...haiz...service was gd...hmmm...after service went for lunch with serene...den met up with serena n jinlun they all n went parkway...den i went to giv tuition...thereafter my parents come n fetch me to go bowling(they help me fetch my bowling equipments too)...thought wld play super badly cos i wasnt in gd mood cos of the aches all ard my body...however...guess wat?i got 188 for my 1st game...den 144 den 123...though it deproved...but quite satisfied...it's like if i got even my lowest(123) for the bowling youth activity n got champion..i wld at least feel a lil' bit better...but no lor...hmmm...sianzzz...niwae...enjoyed the league...luckily my coach was there..if he wasnt...guess dat 188 wldnt be there...wahahaha...
hmmm...after bowling i met up with serena they all again...for dinner...but i ate fruits onli...we chit chat till 10plus den go home...hmmm...cos i'm carrying my heaving bowling bag...Mr Nice guy Ethan helped me carry it and sent me home...he's always so nice lor...juz so caring...he cld hav juz gone home as his place was walkin distance from the place w r at...but he took the trouble to take bus with mi...carry my heavy bowling bag...n send mi home to my doorstep...awww...thanks boy...wah...i'm falling asleep soon....v v v tired lor...goota sleep...if not cant concentrate on work tmr...nitez to all of u!!!~~~
take care n
God Bless~
love ya~
Monday, July 11, 2005
Elderly Lovers
There were these two elderly people living in an Oregon mobile home
park.
He was a widower and she a widow.
They had known one another for a number of years.
One evening there was a community supper in the big activity center.
These two were at the same table, across from one another.
As the meal went on, he made a few admiring glances at her and finally
gathered up his courage to ask her, "Will you marry me?"
After about six seconds of careful consideration, she answered: "Yes,
Yes,
I will."
The meal ended and with a few more pleasant exchanges, they went to
their
respective places.
Next morning, he was troubled. "Did she say 'yes' or did she say 'no'?"
He couldn't remember. Try as he would, he just could not recall.
Not even a faint memory. With trepidation, he went to the telephone and
called her.
First, he explained to her that he didn't remember as well as he used
to.
Then he reviewed the lovely evening past. As he gained a little more
courage,he then inquired of her, "When I asked if you would marry me,
did
you say
'Yes' or did you say 'No'?"
He was delighted to hear her say, "Why,I said, 'Yes, yes I will' and I
meant it with all my heart."
Then she continued, "And I am so glad that you called, because I
couldn't
remember who had asked me"
park.
He was a widower and she a widow.
They had known one another for a number of years.
One evening there was a community supper in the big activity center.
These two were at the same table, across from one another.
As the meal went on, he made a few admiring glances at her and finally
gathered up his courage to ask her, "Will you marry me?"
After about six seconds of careful consideration, she answered: "Yes,
Yes,
I will."
The meal ended and with a few more pleasant exchanges, they went to
their
respective places.
Next morning, he was troubled. "Did she say 'yes' or did she say 'no'?"
He couldn't remember. Try as he would, he just could not recall.
Not even a faint memory. With trepidation, he went to the telephone and
called her.
First, he explained to her that he didn't remember as well as he used
to.
Then he reviewed the lovely evening past. As he gained a little more
courage,he then inquired of her, "When I asked if you would marry me,
did
you say
'Yes' or did you say 'No'?"
He was delighted to hear her say, "Why,I said, 'Yes, yes I will' and I
meant it with all my heart."
Then she continued, "And I am so glad that you called, because I
couldn't
remember who had asked me"
Thursday, July 07, 2005
Lone Ranger & Tonto
The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert.
After they got
their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep.
Some hours later,
Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, "Kemo Sabe, look
towards sky, what
you see?"
The Lone Ranger replies, "I see millions of stars."
"What that tell you?" asked Tonto.
The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says,
"Astronomically
speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies
and potentially
billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that
Saturn is in Leo.
Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter
past three in the
morning. Theologically, it's evident the Lord is
all-powerful and we are
small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we
will have a
beautiful day tomorrow. What's it tell you, Tonto?"
Tonto is silent for a moment, then says, "Kemo Sabe,
you dumber than
buffalo shit. Someone has stolen tent."
After they got
their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep.
Some hours later,
Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, "Kemo Sabe, look
towards sky, what
you see?"
The Lone Ranger replies, "I see millions of stars."
"What that tell you?" asked Tonto.
The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says,
"Astronomically
speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies
and potentially
billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that
Saturn is in Leo.
Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter
past three in the
morning. Theologically, it's evident the Lord is
all-powerful and we are
small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we
will have a
beautiful day tomorrow. What's it tell you, Tonto?"
Tonto is silent for a moment, then says, "Kemo Sabe,
you dumber than
buffalo shit. Someone has stolen tent."
Monday, July 04, 2005
~slackingz~
~and you shall seek Me and find Me, when you search for Me with all your heart. Jeremiah 29:13~
wah...v full...juz came back from lunch...me n another cleeogue,Clara, took a train down to Toa Payoh to have lunch...Novena Square too boring...wahahha...we had 'La Mian' for lunch...filling...haha...after food we went to walk walk abit...bought Old Chang Kee...den took a train back to work...boredzzz...yupz...now kinda lazy to start work...so i write my blog lor...hav not written for quite long...hee...too lazy...hee...hmmm...
kinda tired lor...cos past few days nv had enuf sleep...but also partly due to me not wanting to sleep early...hee...will always chat online till 2plus am den go sleep...den hafta wake up early for work...haa...hmmm...my last week was kinda packed...especially with work...on mon n wed i worked till after 10pm...alot to do...cos got quarterly reporting...stress...on tue i went bowling with my collegues...din really play well...thur went jogging at east coast...5km...after dat had a yummy supper..oops...haha...den on fri got Net...but onli mi n serene cos others cant make it...hee...yup...den on sat...gotta wake up v early...went to work at 8am...work till 12pm...den rushed to giv tuition...den to The Edge for worship...den down to my cousin's house at Bukit Timah for BBQ...wow...tiring lor...n i stayed there will after midnight...hmmm...luckily on sunday i got to sleep abit longer...cos service starts at 3pm...hee...before that i met up with serene n geraldine for lunch den go for service...sunday's service was great!it's our corporate service...n many were invited...held at expo hall3...never did we expect it to be so grand...there're lotsa ppl lor...smthg we din really expect...cos usually our corporate service doesnt look as big...hee...but the service was really nice...cos' there's a performance..in a boxing ring!haa...everyting was nice...however i think that they shld preach more...hee...but i'm really happy to see soo many ppl wanting to get saved...Amen!it's great!hee...yup...den after service i went down to katong for the bowling league...wah...kinda disappointed with my 1st game...lousy lor...my other collegues made fun of mi...i got 99 lor...sadz...but i picked up in the 2nd game...got 180...kinda my highest game...hee...den 139...yah...thanks to ricky...cos' he's been there trying to correct my mistake...hee...yah...he's gona be my coach soon...hee...gona really train hard on my bowling...hee...
yup...gotta stop here le...muz start to work...if not my supervisor will nag...hee...bz month mah...ok...gotta go....take care all of ya...thanks for reading!
God Bless!
God Loves ya~
wah...v full...juz came back from lunch...me n another cleeogue,Clara, took a train down to Toa Payoh to have lunch...Novena Square too boring...wahahha...we had 'La Mian' for lunch...filling...haha...after food we went to walk walk abit...bought Old Chang Kee...den took a train back to work...boredzzz...yupz...now kinda lazy to start work...so i write my blog lor...hav not written for quite long...hee...too lazy...hee...hmmm...
kinda tired lor...cos past few days nv had enuf sleep...but also partly due to me not wanting to sleep early...hee...will always chat online till 2plus am den go sleep...den hafta wake up early for work...haa...hmmm...my last week was kinda packed...especially with work...on mon n wed i worked till after 10pm...alot to do...cos got quarterly reporting...stress...on tue i went bowling with my collegues...din really play well...thur went jogging at east coast...5km...after dat had a yummy supper..oops...haha...den on fri got Net...but onli mi n serene cos others cant make it...hee...yup...den on sat...gotta wake up v early...went to work at 8am...work till 12pm...den rushed to giv tuition...den to The Edge for worship...den down to my cousin's house at Bukit Timah for BBQ...wow...tiring lor...n i stayed there will after midnight...hmmm...luckily on sunday i got to sleep abit longer...cos service starts at 3pm...hee...before that i met up with serene n geraldine for lunch den go for service...sunday's service was great!it's our corporate service...n many were invited...held at expo hall3...never did we expect it to be so grand...there're lotsa ppl lor...smthg we din really expect...cos usually our corporate service doesnt look as big...hee...but the service was really nice...cos' there's a performance..in a boxing ring!haa...everyting was nice...however i think that they shld preach more...hee...but i'm really happy to see soo many ppl wanting to get saved...Amen!it's great!hee...yup...den after service i went down to katong for the bowling league...wah...kinda disappointed with my 1st game...lousy lor...my other collegues made fun of mi...i got 99 lor...sadz...but i picked up in the 2nd game...got 180...kinda my highest game...hee...den 139...yah...thanks to ricky...cos' he's been there trying to correct my mistake...hee...yah...he's gona be my coach soon...hee...gona really train hard on my bowling...hee...
yup...gotta stop here le...muz start to work...if not my supervisor will nag...hee...bz month mah...ok...gotta go....take care all of ya...thanks for reading!
God Bless!
God Loves ya~
Friday, July 01, 2005
a change of jobzzz
A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question.
The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went upon the footpath, and stopped centimeters from a shop window.
For a second everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver said: "Look mate, don't ever do that again.
You scared the daylights out of me!"
The passenger apologized and said, "I didn't realize that a little tap would scare you so much."
The driver replied, "Sorry, it's not really your fault. Today is my first day as a cab driver - I've been driving a van carrying dead bodies for the last 25 years."
The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went upon the footpath, and stopped centimeters from a shop window.
For a second everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver said: "Look mate, don't ever do that again.
You scared the daylights out of me!"
The passenger apologized and said, "I didn't realize that a little tap would scare you so much."
The driver replied, "Sorry, it's not really your fault. Today is my first day as a cab driver - I've been driving a van carrying dead bodies for the last 25 years."
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