Sunday, July 31, 2005

~welcome to earth, lil baby girl~

~watch n pray, lest you enter into temptation. For the spirit is willing but the flesh is weak. Matthew 26:41~

hi all...haven bwwn writing for quite long...is either no time or bz mah...hmmm...but i think i shld write 2dae cos i noe the rest of the 2wks i will not be free...hee...hmmm...wah...feeling tired...no time for rest...the quarterly reporting ended ard 8days ago...den left abt a week b4 the nex mths's reporting starts...which is tmr...hmmm...the 'break' is juz so short...not onli dat...in the past few days i aso needa prepare for july's reporting...sianz...duno when i'll juz die down...i'm like bz non-stop...sianzzz...wat to do...gotta work n gotta study...i haven even start on my assignment...siao liao...i duno how sia...n i got lotsa sch work too...boringz...duno how to do lor...duno wat is my lecturer teaching...haiz...how???!!!hmmm...
yesterday,my day wasnt really gd...cos in the morning i went to play bowling with a collegue whom i dun realy noe...but met up w him to play...i played super badly lor...he toks too much lah...yak n yak n yak...den i somehow feel abit irritated...but it's aso cos i'm still v sleepy...den made mi v moody...hmmm...after 3games i went home...while walkin to the bus stop...i saw the bus i'm taking reachin the bus stop...so i quickly ran n flag at the bus...with my heavy bowling bag...but guess wat?the wicked bus driver did not stop!!!i was soooo pissed!den gotta wait for another abt 1/2 an hr for the nex bus...the bad thing is not dat...but it is dat it started to rain super heavily when i'm in the bus...when i reach my hse bus stop...the rain was still v heavy...cos i'm running for time...so i had no choice n i ran under the rain to home...yup...as guessed...was totally drenched when i got home...den i changed n rest awhile(cos still raining heavily)...n went out when the rain wasnt dat heavy...when i reached the train station...my fren den told me she's gona b late...den i reach alot earlier...so boh bian...gotta wait...juz really feel my day was really bad...when i reached Edge...i was already feeling kinda unwell...but amazingly...when Edge started..i was totally ok during n after worship n during the service...hee...God is really great~! hee...after edge had dinner with some frens den went home...
as for 2dae...i was late for svc...boh bian...cos an aunty from NZ came back to visit...my dad wanted mi to wait till she comes...but she did not reach at the time she promised...she came ard 1040(where svc already started)...after dat i asked my bro send mi there...hmmm...along the way...i received a msg from my godsis's husband saying dat my godsis is delivering soon...at dat time was feeling both excited n worried...excited cos the baby is coming into this world le...worried is cos she is pre-matured baby...den abt Noon...i received another MMS of the baby...she's so cute n beautiful...hee...feel sooo happy for them...congrats to Winnie n Sy Biao...n their two sons, joshua n joash, who r having a baby sis...hee...Thank God dat the baby is alright(i guess)...hmm..i feel so bad...cos i hav no time to visit them...2dae gotta giv tuition n got bowling...tmr after work got class...dat goes the same to tue n wed...den thur n fri i guess i gotta do OT cos beginning of the month...urrrghhh!!!!y am i soo bz?all soo packed...hopefully i can visit them asap...hmmm...cant wait to see the baby gal...hee...
hmm...oh yah i was quite disappointed w my performance in bowling 2dae..sian lor...din play well...esp my 3rd game...soooo lousy...hmmm...gotta train more le...hmmm...sianzzz...i really muz learn to clear everyting off my mind when i play bowling...if not sure v affected...hmmm...
niwae gotta stop here...i wana do my sch work...but guess i wun noe how to do...sadz sia...hmmm...k...bye to all...nitezzzz....

God Bless n Love ya~~~

Thursday, July 28, 2005

PaRtY (juz for laughs)

FOUR FRIENDS AT A PARTY


Four friends, who hadn't seen each other in 30 years, reunited at a
party. After several drinks, one of the men had to use the rest room.


Those who remained talked about their kids.


The first guy said, "My son is my pride and joy. He started working
at
a successful company at the bottom of the barrel. He studied
Economics
and Business Administration and soon began to climb the corporate
ladder and now he's the president of the company. He became so rich
that
he gave his best friend a top of the line Mercedes for his birthday."





The second guy said, "Damn, that's terrific! My son is also my pride
and
joy. He started working for a big airline, then went to flight school


to become a pilot . Eventually he became a partner in the company,
where
he owns the majority of its assets. He's so rich that he gave his
best
friend a brand new jet for his birthday."


The third man said: "Well, that's terrific! My son studied in the
best
universities and became an engineer. Then he started his own
construction company and is now a multimillionaire. He also gave away


something very nice and expensive to his best friend for his
birthday:
A 30,000 square foot mansion."


The three friends congratulated each other just as the fourth
returned
from the rest-room and asked: "What are all the congratulations for?"


One of the three said: "We were talking about the pride we feel for
the
successes of our sons. ..What about your son?"


The fourth man replied: "My son is gay and makes a living dancing as
a
stripper at a nightclub. The three friends said: "What a
shame...what a
disappointment." The fourth man replied: "No, I'm not ashamed. He's
my
son and I love him. And he's lucky, too. His birthday just passed
the
other day and he received a beautiful 30,000 square foot mansion, a
brand new jet and a top of the line Mercedes from his three
boyfriends."

Wednesday, July 27, 2005

Reasons why women choose to be single...

Reasons why women choose to be single...

1. The nice men are ugly.

2. The handsome men are not nice.

3. The handsome and nice men are gay.

4. The handsome, nice and heterosexual
men are
married.

5. The men who are not so handsome,but are
nice men, have no money.

6. The men who are not so handsome,but are
nice men with money think we are only after
their
money.

7. The handsome men without money are
after our
money.

8. The handsome men,who are not so nice
and somewhat heterosexual, don't think we
are
beautiful enough.

9. The men who think we are beautiful, that
are heterosexual, somewhat nice and have
money, are cowards.

10. The men who are somewhat handsome,
somewhat nice and have some money and
thank God are heterosexual, are shy and
NEVER
MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!!!!

11. The men who never make the first move,
automatically lose interest in us when we take
the initiative.

NOW,WHO THE HELL UNDERSTANDS
MEN?

"Men are like a fine wine.
They all start out like grapes, and
it's our job to stomp on them and keep
them in the dark until they mature into
something
you'd like to have dinner with."


*No offence made k...just read with an open mind*

Thursday, July 21, 2005

where is the $1???

Try Figure this out:
> >
> > Three guys in a hotel call room service and order two large pizzas.
> >
> > The delivery boy brings them up with a bill for exactly $30.00. Each
>guy gives him a $10.00 bill, and he leaves. That's fact!
> >
> > When he hands the $30.00 to the cashier, he is told a mistake was
>made.The bill was only $25.00, not $30.00. The cashier gives the delivery
>boy five $1.00 bills and tells him to take it back to the 3 guys who
>ordered the pizza.That's fact!
> >
> > On the way back to their room, the delivery boy has a thought... these
> >guys did not give him a tip. He figures that since there is no way to
>split $5.00 evenly three ways anyhow, he will keep two dollars for himself
>and give them back three dollars.
> >
> > OK! So far so good! He knocks on the door and one fellow answers. He
> >explains about a mix up in the bill, and hands the guy the three
>dollars, then departs with his two-dollar tip in his pocket.
> >
> > Now the fun begins!
> >
> > Remember $30-$25=$5 Right? $5-$3=$2 Right?
> >
> > So what's the problem?
> > All is well, right?
> >Not quite. Answer this:
> >
> > Each of the three guys originally gave $10.00 each. They each got back
> >$1.00 in change. That means they paid $9.00 each, which times three is
> >$27.00. The delivery boy kept $2.00 for a tip.
> >
> > $27.00 plus $2.00 equals $29.00.
> > Where is the other dollar ! ??????????

Wednesday, July 20, 2005

Snappy Answers

Snappy Answer #1
A flight attendant was stationed at the
departure gate to check tickets. As a man
approached, she extended her hand for the
ticket, and he opened his trench coat and
flashed her. Without missing a beat she said,
"Sir, I need to see your ticket, not your
stub."

Snappy Answer #2
A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys
at the grocery store, but couldn't find one big
enough for her family. She asked a stock boy,
Do these turkeys get any bigger?" The stock
boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead."

Snappy Answer #3
The cop got out of his car and the kid who was
stopped for speeding rolled down his window.
I've been waiting for you all day", the cop
said. The kid replied, "Yeah, well I got here
as fast as I could". When the cop finally
stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way
without a ticket.

Snappy Answer #4
A truck driver was driving along on the
freeway. A sign comes up that reads low bridge
ahead." Before he knows it the bridge is right
ahead of him and he gets stuck under the
bridge. Cars are backed up for miles. Finally,
a police car comes up. The cop gets out of his
car and walks around to the truck driver, puts
his hands on his hips and says, "Got stuck,
huh?" The truck driver says, "No, I was
delivering this bridge and ran out of gas."

Snappy Answer #5
Snappy Answer of the Year!
A college teacher reminds her class of
tomorrow's final ex am. "Now class, I won't
tolerate any
excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I
might consider a nuclear attack or a serious
personal injury or illness, or a death in your
immediate family but that's it, no other
excuses whatsoever!" A smart-ass guy in the
back of the room raised his hand and asks,
"What would you say if tomorrow I said I was
suffering from complete and utter sexual
exhaustion?" The entire class does its best to
stifle their laughter and snickering. When
silence is restored, the teacher smiles
sympathetically at the student, shakes her
head, and sweetly says, " Well, I guess you'd
have to write the exam with your other hand."

BONUS Snappy Answer
A girl was visiting her blond friend who had
acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their
names were. The blonde responded by saying that
one was named Rolex and one was named Timex.
Her friend said, "Whoever heard of someone
naming dogs like that?"
"Hellooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo" answered
the blond."They're watch dogs!"



Can't get enough? The BEST is LAST!
A pompous minister was seated next to a TEXAN
on a flight to Dallas. After the plane was
airborne, drink orders were taken. The TEXAN
asked for a whiskey and soda, which was brought
and placed before him. The flight attendant
then asked the minister if he would like a
drink. He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be
savagely raped by brazen whores than let liquor
touch my lips." The TEXAN looked at the
minister, then handed his drink back to the
attendant and said, "I didn't know we had a
choice."

Sunday, July 17, 2005

~there goes another week~

~therefore my beloved brethren, let every man be swift to hear, slow to speak and slow to wrath, for the wrath of man does not produce the righteousness of God. James 1:19-20.~

hi all...yup yup...so paiseh haven really been blogging...busy...n tired...hee...wow...time pass very fast...1 week juz past like dat...busy though...last week and this week i've been really bz at work...on those days without school...i will do OT will 10 or 11plus...hmmm...except on fridays which i will leave on the dot...hmmm...usually thursdays after work i will go for jogging with my collegues...but these 2 weeks i did not go cos of work...oops...getting fatter...keep eating...guess hafta watch out on my diet...heez...
hmmm...needless to talk abt my weekdays...cos they sound boring...work...work...class...class...dats it...hee...especially my poor supervisor(he's my new supervisor)...he does OT everyday...hardworking sia...he took over most of wat i usually do lor...wah...superman...wahahhaa...but i really admire his ability...great...he got the potential to climb up high...hee...but i pity his gf...he's always so bz to spend time with her...hmmm...
wah...my weekends r sooo tiring...even for 2dae...juz got home onli...wah...my saturday really caused me to have terrible aches 2dae lorz...hmmm...cos i got bowling training at abt 1150am...den trained till abt 2pm...thereafter got youth activity at the same bowling alley organised by my church...wah...alot of ppl lor...hmmm...i played super lousily lor...cos the lanes r too dry...n i'm already super tired from the training earlier on...the bowling game i onli got a pathetic of 109pinfall...it sucks lor...another thing dat affecs my performance is cos one lane got 6persons playing...gotta wait super long till my turn...then the mood not there liao lor...dats y...hmmm...however...with dat sucky score...i still can get champion for female category lor...win aso not happy...cos din feel any great achievement...niwAe...set dat aside...hee...
hmmm...wah sian...2dae early morning kena lecture from my dad...long naggings again which i dun usually remember...cos the nite b4 i went home 12plus am...he's not v happy with it...yah cos i went to meet up with ben n felicia after Edge...took a cab down lor...which cost mi 16bucks!the stupid jam...shld have taken train...same time reach lor...cheaper too...grrrrr...all the stupid jam's fault...met up with them...den they aso duno wat to do...den went gelare for waffle icecream...yummy...den went for pool den home...dats y so late...n made my dad angry...but he nags at other stuff too...hmmm...really duno y is he so against mi having a religion?one day i will prove to him dat i am right in choosing this religion...he always thinks he's right...no doubt at times...but not always...too egoistic...hmm...he nags till the time where service already started...so i'm left with no choice but to take a cab down again...haiz...service was gd...hmmm...after service went for lunch with serene...den met up with serena n jinlun they all n went parkway...den i went to giv tuition...thereafter my parents come n fetch me to go bowling(they help me fetch my bowling equipments too)...thought wld play super badly cos i wasnt in gd mood cos of the aches all ard my body...however...guess wat?i got 188 for my 1st game...den 144 den 123...though it deproved...but quite satisfied...it's like if i got even my lowest(123) for the bowling youth activity n got champion..i wld at least feel a lil' bit better...but no lor...hmmm...sianzzz...niwae...enjoyed the league...luckily my coach was there..if he wasnt...guess dat 188 wldnt be there...wahahaha...
hmmm...after bowling i met up with serena they all again...for dinner...but i ate fruits onli...we chit chat till 10plus den go home...hmmm...cos i'm carrying my heaving bowling bag...Mr Nice guy Ethan helped me carry it and sent me home...he's always so nice lor...juz so caring...he cld hav juz gone home as his place was walkin distance from the place w r at...but he took the trouble to take bus with mi...carry my heavy bowling bag...n send mi home to my doorstep...awww...thanks boy...wah...i'm falling asleep soon....v v v tired lor...goota sleep...if not cant concentrate on work tmr...nitez to all of u!!!~~~
take care n
God Bless~
love ya~

Monday, July 11, 2005

Elderly Lovers

There were these two elderly people living in an Oregon mobile home
park.
He was a widower and she a widow.
They had known one another for a number of years.

One evening there was a community supper in the big activity center.

These two were at the same table, across from one another.

As the meal went on, he made a few admiring glances at her and finally
gathered up his courage to ask her, "Will you marry me?"

After about six seconds of careful consideration, she answered: "Yes,
Yes,
I will."

The meal ended and with a few more pleasant exchanges, they went to
their
respective places.

Next morning, he was troubled. "Did she say 'yes' or did she say 'no'?"

He couldn't remember. Try as he would, he just could not recall.

Not even a faint memory. With trepidation, he went to the telephone and
called her.

First, he explained to her that he didn't remember as well as he used
to.

Then he reviewed the lovely evening past. As he gained a little more
courage,he then inquired of her, "When I asked if you would marry me,
did
you say
'Yes' or did you say 'No'?"

He was delighted to hear her say, "Why,I said, 'Yes, yes I will' and I
meant it with all my heart."

Then she continued, "And I am so glad that you called, because I
couldn't
remember who had asked me"

The Edge website

www.theedge.org.sg

Thursday, July 07, 2005

Lone Ranger & Tonto

The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert.
After they got
their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep.
Some hours later,
Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, "Kemo Sabe, look
towards sky, what
you see?"

The Lone Ranger replies, "I see millions of stars."

"What that tell you?" asked Tonto.

The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says,
"Astronomically
speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies
and potentially
billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that
Saturn is in Leo.
Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter
past three in the
morning. Theologically, it's evident the Lord is
all-powerful and we are
small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we
will have a
beautiful day tomorrow. What's it tell you, Tonto?"

Tonto is silent for a moment, then says, "Kemo Sabe,
you dumber than
buffalo shit. Someone has stolen tent."

Monday, July 04, 2005

~slackingz~

~and you shall seek Me and find Me, when you search for Me with all your heart. Jeremiah 29:13~

wah...v full...juz came back from lunch...me n another cleeogue,Clara, took a train down to Toa Payoh to have lunch...Novena Square too boring...wahahha...we had 'La Mian' for lunch...filling...haha...after food we went to walk walk abit...bought Old Chang Kee...den took a train back to work...boredzzz...yupz...now kinda lazy to start work...so i write my blog lor...hav not written for quite long...hee...too lazy...hee...hmmm...
kinda tired lor...cos past few days nv had enuf sleep...but also partly due to me not wanting to sleep early...hee...will always chat online till 2plus am den go sleep...den hafta wake up early for work...haa...hmmm...my last week was kinda packed...especially with work...on mon n wed i worked till after 10pm...alot to do...cos got quarterly reporting...stress...on tue i went bowling with my collegues...din really play well...thur went jogging at east coast...5km...after dat had a yummy supper..oops...haha...den on fri got Net...but onli mi n serene cos others cant make it...hee...yup...den on sat...gotta wake up v early...went to work at 8am...work till 12pm...den rushed to giv tuition...den to The Edge for worship...den down to my cousin's house at Bukit Timah for BBQ...wow...tiring lor...n i stayed there will after midnight...hmmm...luckily on sunday i got to sleep abit longer...cos service starts at 3pm...hee...before that i met up with serene n geraldine for lunch den go for service...sunday's service was great!it's our corporate service...n many were invited...held at expo hall3...never did we expect it to be so grand...there're lotsa ppl lor...smthg we din really expect...cos usually our corporate service doesnt look as big...hee...but the service was really nice...cos' there's a performance..in a boxing ring!haa...everyting was nice...however i think that they shld preach more...hee...but i'm really happy to see soo many ppl wanting to get saved...Amen!it's great!hee...yup...den after service i went down to katong for the bowling league...wah...kinda disappointed with my 1st game...lousy lor...my other collegues made fun of mi...i got 99 lor...sadz...but i picked up in the 2nd game...got 180...kinda my highest game...hee...den 139...yah...thanks to ricky...cos' he's been there trying to correct my mistake...hee...yah...he's gona be my coach soon...hee...gona really train hard on my bowling...hee...
yup...gotta stop here le...muz start to work...if not my supervisor will nag...hee...bz month mah...ok...gotta go....take care all of ya...thanks for reading!

God Bless!
God Loves ya~

Friday, July 01, 2005

a change of jobzzz

A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question.
The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went upon the footpath, and stopped centimeters from a shop window.

For a second everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver said: "Look mate, don't ever do that again.
You scared the daylights out of me!"

The passenger apologized and said, "I didn't realize that a little tap would scare you so much."

The driver replied, "Sorry, it's not really your fault. Today is my first day as a cab driver - I've been driving a van carrying dead bodies for the last 25 years."

Wednesday, June 29, 2005

Tongue Twister

Good technique to teach your tongue to speak correctly!

Peter bought a butter,
The butter Peter bought was bitter,
So Peter Bought A better butter,
To make the bitter butter better.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
He would chuck, he would, as much as he could, and chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

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Which witch wished which wicked wish?

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Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.
Did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers?
If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?

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She sells sea shells by the sea shore.
The shells she sells are surely seashells.
So if she sells shells on the seashore,
I'm sure she sells seashore shells.

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A flea and a fly flew up in a flue.
Said the flea: "Let us fly!"
Said the fly: "Let us flee!"
So they flew through a flaw in the flue.

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Betty Botter had some butter,
But, she said, "this butter's bitter.
If I bake this bitter butter, it would make my batter bitter.
But a bit of better butter that would make my batter better.
So she bought a bit of butter, better than her bitter butter,
And she baked it in her batter,
and the batter was not bitter.
So 'twas better Betty Botter bought a bit of better butter.

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A big black bug bit a big black bear,
made the big black bear bleed blood.
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Lesser leather never weathered wetter weather better.

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A bitter biting bittern Bit a better brother bittern,
And the bitter better bittern Bit the bitter biter back.
And the bitter bittern, bitten, By the better bitten bittern,
Said: "I'm a bitter biter bit, alack!"

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Mr. See owned a saw.
And Mr. Soar owned a seesaw.
Now See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw
Before Soar saw See,
Which made Soar sore.
Had Soar seen See's saw before See sawed Soar's seesaw,
See's saw would not have sawed Soar's seesaw.
So See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw.
But it was sad to see Soar so sore
Just because See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw!

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Silly Sally swiftly shooed seven silly sheep.
The seven silly sheep Silly Sally shooed
shilly-shallied south.
These sheep shouldn't sleep in a shack;
sheep should sleep in a sack.

Saturday, June 25, 2005

~tiring week~

~for he who sows to his flesh will of the flesh reap corruption, but he who sows to the Spirit will of the Spirit reap everlasting life. Galatians 6:8~

yawnzzz...juz soo tired...but feel like writing...hee...hmmm...haven blog for afew daes cos i was v...i went for Encounter...something like a church camp except that i have many lessons to attend...in the 2 days n 2 nites camp...lessons are goin on n on except during meal times...kinda tiring...but very worth it...cos i really experienced God...He revealed many things to me...felt a great big burden off me...i've learnt to forgive...even foun out dat there r some issues which i've always thought i've forgiven those ppl...but actually not...hmmm...anyways...i never regret goin for this Encounter...it really helps me alot...hmm...actually i cant go for this encounter...my dad disapprove of mi goin...but i really wana go...n seldom hav this coincidence dat my exams over,bz period in work over n able to take leave...everything juz fits well...juz feel dat God really wants me to go...yeah...wah...i'm really tired...hmmm...gotta sleep as soon as i finish blogging...hahaha..hmmm...even yah...after the encounter...i even went to work lor...even if on leave...cos i'm afraid monday the amt of work will be accumulated to alot...dats y go back on fri to do some...hmmm...work till ard 8pm...hmmm...
den on saturday...my dae was really tiring...not onli tired...my head aches badly...hahaha...sian...i shld be getting more rest...but instead i'm getting more bz...early in the morning gotta wake up to go bowling...my team changed the date to play 2dae cos if not nobody will b free on sundae...n actually i already requested not to play...but the other 2 female team members cant make it...so i boh bian muz play(muz at least 1 female bowler)...however quite happy with my bowling results...not bad...hee...however...got 2 members din play well...hmmm...duno can win the other team anot...hope so...after bowling i still gotta rush down to church in yishun...cos got duty to temd the cafe...hmmm...n my other 2 helpers late...so i gotta do everything myself in the start...n wait for them to reach...my head v pain lor...mood was really bad...but i didnt let it affect my duty...hmmm...service n the selling end ard 7plus i guess...den me and afew church frens went to town to eat...hee...den always ard...den go home...i'm juz super impressed with a church fren lor...this young boy is juz sooo gentleman...really duno wat words to describe him...but i can really sae he's really a gd boy...cos i was carrying my bowling bag(which was kinda heavy)...he offered to take for me...anywhere we walked to he carry lor...the other guys din even offer to help lor...he's the youngest yet the most gentleman...haha...gd boy Ethan~ haha...sometimes i really duno how to sae...but he's really attentive...v nice...for eg we were eating...den i ordered drinks...it was left near him so i asked for it to pass to mi...guess wat?b4 passing it to me...he opened and poured it into the cup for mi 1st b4 passing to mi!wow!i doubt any other guys wld do dis lor...1st time i see a guy doing dis...n he not onli carried my bag for mi...he helped another gal fren carry hers...i also bought some stuff...he also help mi take...wah...really duno use wat words to describe...cos i nv come across such guys b4...he very 'zi dong' lor...he even sent me home so dat he can help mi carry my bowling bag...cos i got sae i gotta walk quite far from the bus stop i alighting...he actually wana take another bus home...but changed his mind...help mi take instead...wah...really nice of him...he gotta rush for his project lor...yet still send mi home...the 1st time he send mi home he's also bz with projects...wah...feel guilty sia...somemore help me carry my stuff till my doorstep...hmmm...i guess such guys are very few...hmmm...but i wld really like to sae he's really a gd guy...i keep telling him dat his future gf will be very blessed to hav him...sure kena spoilt 1...hahaha...but he's still young lah...still got many years ahead...haha...niwae...i feel happy to noe him as a fren...at least he shows some hope dat there are at least such gd guys ard...hahahaha...so i may hav hope...wahahaha...however...gd guys r usually taken up...wahahahaha...but thanks alot Ethan~haha...nex time if i noe of any gd gal...i sure intro u...hahahaha...but u better study hard 1st...hahaha...
kk will stop here...falling asleep liao...n gotta be up early for church class n service...nite to all...take gd care~
God Bless n Love ya~

Wednesday, June 22, 2005

Love your liver~Love your Health~

Love your liver

The main causes of liver damage are:

1. Sleeping too late and waking up too late are the main cause.

2. Not urinating in the morning.

3. Too much eating.

4. Skipping breakfast.

5. Consuming too much medication.

6 Consuming too much preservatives, additives, food coloring, and
arficial sweetener.

7 Consuming unhealthy cooking oil. As much as possible reduce cooking
oil use when frying, which incl! udes even the best cooking oils like
olive oil. Do not consume fried foods when you are tired, except if the body

Is very fit.

8 Consuming raw (overly done) foods also add to the burden of liver.
veggies should be eaten raw or cooked 3-5 parts. Fried veggies should be
finished in one sitting, do not store.

We just have to adopt a good daily lifestyle and eating habits.
Maintaining good eating habits and time condition are very important for
our bodies to absorb and get rid of unnecessary chemicals according to
"schedule.":

Evening at 9 - 11pm : is the time for eliminating unnecessary/toxic
chemicals (de-toxification) from the antibody system (lymph nodes). This
time duration should be spent by relaxing or listening to music. If during
this time a housewife is still in an unrelaxed state such as washing the
dishes or monitoring children doing their homework, this will have a
negative impact on health.

Evening at 11pm - 1am : is the de-toxification process in the liver, and
ideally should be done in a deep sleep state.

Early morning 1 - 3am : de-toxification process in the gall, also
ideally done in a deep sleep state.

Early morning 3 - 5am : de-toxification in the lungs. Therefore there
will sometimes be a severe cough for cough sufferers during this time.
Since the de-toxification process had reached the respiratory tract, there

is no need to take cough medicine so as not to interfere with toxin removal
process.

Morning 5 - 7am : de-toxification in the colon, you! should empty your
bowel.

Morning 7 - 9am : absorption of nutrients in the small intestine, you
should be having breakfast at this time. Breakfast should be earlier,
before 6:30am, for those who are sick. Breakfast before 7:30am is very beneficial
to those wanting to stay fit. Those who always skip breakfast, they should
change their habits, and it is still better to eat breakfast late until 9 -
10am rather than no meal at all.

Sleeping so late and waking up too late will disrupt the process of
removing unnecessary chemicals. Aside from that, midnight to 4am is the
time when the bone marrow produces blood. Therefore, have a good sleep and don't
sleep late.

Tuesday, June 21, 2005

FYI on SoyaBean milk

For Your Info...

All of us know that soyabean milk drink provides good protein to our body… but not many of us know about the technicalities involved, on when to consume and when not to consume soyabean milk drinks.

Soyabean milk drinks are best consumed on hot sunny days where the sun is burning and glaring. The soyabean milk provide lots of nutrients to the body, as the body is able to absorb the protein well, under this type of weather condition.

However, avoid drinking soyabean milk when the weather is cloudy or raining. Drinking soyabean milk under this weather conditions, facts has proven that the body will not be able to absorb the protein. After a long run, it will result in a disease called "GOUT" or "high acidic urine", which is due to the high protein residue in the body.

GOUT will cause you to have pain to both your knee joints & heels, and it can only be controlled when you cut down on your food intake of proteins and aided with medications. The pain is unbearable. And, more often than not, usually, you will not have the slightest clue as to what would have caused you to have the pain.

Over the years of too much of foods intake like soya beans, ikan billis, broccoli, spinach, peanuts, animal organs ( i.e. pork liver) etc, could result in GOUT, so it's best to monitor your diet to help avoid GOUT as a cause of prevention.

So dear friends, plz pass this on to your family, relatives and frenz to keep an alert of the grain of truth to the pros and cons of soyabean milk, and be cautious at all times as to when it is best taken and when to avoid it.

Sunday, June 19, 2005

~lousy~

~let us hold fast the confession of our hope without wavering, for He who promised is faithful. Hebrews 10:23~

*WHY R U STILL AT HOME???!!!* my dad exclaimed loudly~...i opened my eyes...saw the clock which says 7:05am...*OH NO!* i shouted...*LATE!!!* den i told my dad to wait for mi to fetch me...i brushed teeth,wash face,wear contacts...quickly grab my clothes n stuff in the bag...changed to my running attire...bfore i dashed outta the house...i angrily shouted at my maid...oopz...i noe i shldt do dat...but juz did it outta anger...the race had already started lor...lucky mine is relay...abit later...i told my maid to wake mi up at 5am...yup she did...but cos i too tired...i went back to sleep(slept at 2plus am mah)...yah i noe it's my fault to sleep late n go back to sleep...but i already told her is impt...muz wake up no matter wat...means muz check if i din wake up muz cal again...n dat 2hrs she did nothing...put no effort to check...guess she's lazing around...i was lucky my dad woke up early...u noe how she wake ppl up?other details i wun sae...some may noe(disgusted)...she will juz call out my name...den i will juz move abit...n she tot i'm awake...n left the room...no turning back...wat the....some may noe how angry i feel everytime...really pissed with dis maid...haiz...but nvm...no more tok abt her...back to my topic...yah...my dad sent mi to bedok reservoir...*phew*..though late...but nv late for the relay...ppl were still running for the open...hmmm...den i warmed up abit...hmmm...(still feeling sleepy...not awaken totally)...den b4 the relay start...we walked to our respective positions...10teams...i'm runner no.2...there are many gd runners in the 10teams of relay lor...oh yah...muz run 1.1km each...hmmm...den our 1st runners came...my 1st runner was 3rd...den my turn...when i started...i juz duno y i felt so tired after awhile...panting...quite unexpected lor...cos the past 2trainings(onli 2 trainings after 1yr plus) i din feel dat tired...after abt 500m i even walked 20sec...lousy rite?haiz...den got 1 he's juz damn fast...sprint lor...v v fast...when i reached my 3rd runner...tink i was 4th or 5th...haiz...sad...all my fault...cld hav done better...wat happened to mi???!!!my team tied with another...5th place...prize money onli $80...so since tied...means $10 each...haiz...if i did not stop n did better...wldnt be like dat liao...haiz...after dat we ate abit...food provided...collected the prize...n goodie bags...den go our ways...oh yah when we were walking to our positions...me,patricia n florence gotta noe a guy from another division...he's the guy hu sprinted v fast 1 lah...haha...yah we talked alot...juz casual tok...we tok more after the 1.1km run while walkin back to the tentage...his team got 1st i think...haiyo...in the open he got 3rd i think...wah...siao 1...wahahaha...hmmm...oh yah...after the whole thing he sent mi to my fren's house...very nice of him...haha...hmm...when i reached my fren's hse...i juz rested...v tired...after i took a bath n we went to meet another fren...lunch...after dat i went to teach...n they went other place...cos i'm still v sleepy...i somehow 'rested' at my student's house n let her do work...wahaha...typical mi...hahaha..but i did teach lah...cos onli rested awhile...hee...after dat i took a cab down to katong shopping centre for the bowling league...actually dowana play...but cos nobody to play(female)--all bz...so i hav to go...sian lor...i played v v badly in the 1st 2 games...117 n 119...lucky picked up in the last game...154...but still not v gd though...i somehow pulled down the whole team in the 1st 2games...i'm sorry guys...haiz...juz feeling lousy...pulled down my team in the relay...n now for bowling...wat happened to mi???!!!haiz...after the game...Roy...my team member sent mi home...thanks man...if not i'm really v v lazy to take bus...n i dowana waste $ take cab again...haha...yup...den went home n wash up n online!hee...yah...gotta stop here...need sleep...workin tmr sia...sianzzz...sure got Mondat blues...haha...
oh yah~ 2dae's Father's Day...juz wana wish all Dad Happy Father's Day!!!including my dad...(he's angry cos i'm out the whole dae n din go for dinner with them)...i'm sorry...haiz...see...juz feel lousy 2dae...n oh yah...Happy Father's Day to Lord,God out Father~ hee...
yup...gotta stop here...take gd care all of ya~ hav fun!

God Bless n love ya~~~
;p

Friday, June 17, 2005

watch it...it's cute

http://ind.ntou.edu.tw/~winman/funny.swf

something to ponder on...

One rainy afternoon I was driving along one of the main streets

of town, taking those extra

precautions necessary when the roads are wet and slick.

Suddenly, my daughter, Aspen ,

spoke up from her relaxed position in her seat. "Dad, I'm

thinking of something."

This announcement usually meant she had been pondering some

fact for a while, and

was now ready to expound all that her six-year-old mind had

discovered. I was eager to hear.

"What are you thinking?" I asked.

"The rain! ;" she began, "is like sin, and the windshield

wipers are like God wiping our sins away."

After the chill bumps raced up my arms I was able to respond.

"That's really good, Aspen."

Then my curiosity broke in. How far would this little girl take

this revelation? So I asked... "Do you notice how the rain

keeps on coming? What does that tell you?"

Aspen didn't hesitate one moment with her answer:

"We keep on sinning, and God just keeps on forgiving us."

I will always remember this whenever I turn my wipers on.

Isn't it distressing to know that when you forward this message

you will not send it to many

on your address list because you're not sure what they believe,

or what they will think of you for

sending it to them.

Funny how we can be more worried about what other people think

of us than what God thinks of

us.

In order to see the Rainbow, you must first endure some Rain.

Thursday, June 16, 2005

~finally over~

~when you face up to God's glory, you find yourself facedown in worship~

oooohhhh yyyyeeeaaahhhh!!!!!my exams finally over~~~wah...my life had been tough during the past few weeks...busy at work and busy studying and preparing for exams...n i actually din really study much as much of my time taken up by my work...even the past 2 nites...been doin OT till late...other dan monday cos i'm on leave to take exam(macroecons)...n 2dae is my Law of Biz Transactions paper...the econs was ok...except that the MCQ is kinda tricky...the essay qns were ok...finished the paper in less dan 2hrs out of 3hrs...hmmm...den for 2dae's paper...it's the 1st time in my life i write non-stop for 3 whole hrs!in my past exams...i usually will write and stop at times to look around n eat sweet...but for 2dae...i dun hav time to look around or eat my sweets...juz kept on writing n writing...however...sad to sae...i could not finish writing...out of 4qns...there are 2 of which i cant finish...haiz...very sad...really hope to pass both of my papers...hmmm...however...i still wana thank God for being with me all these while giving me the strength to go thru all these...He always bless me with things i've asked for...Amen!
hmmm...tho' now exams over...i will still hav exams 3mths later..sian...always hav exams once every 3mths...hmmm...wat to do...for the better of my future...hee...
anyway...my sch gona start on 4th july...so now gona play like siao...tho hafta work...but now the busy period juz gona over...so can slack...sooo happy...hee...but..one thing bad is dat nex mth will be a super bz period at work...n my sch new sem aso gona start at the same time...hmmm...how am i gona cope?but nvm...been thru this for 3times le...so i guess i can do it now...but it may b abit diff cos my boss left...shorthanded lor...the my new supervisor new to the quarterly reporting procedure...hope it goes smooth...hee...hmmm
aiya...will stop here...tiredz...
take care all of ya
God Bless n Love ya~~~

Saturday, June 11, 2005

~time wasting~

~therefore my beloved brethren, be steadfast, immovable, always abounding in the work of the Lord knowing that your labour is not in vain in the Lord~

wah!!!waste of time!!!but better than nothing...

2dae woke up quite early...duno y aso...ate 2 ba zhang for breakfast...den did abit of my law...den prepare to go meet ben, feli, n jevon to study at SIM...b4 i was abt to leave home...my aunty(stay near mi) came to my place...so i chatted w her till i tink i'm really v late...hee...took bus 151 down to SIM...studied till 4pm...went home...change n meet Pauline...we had dinner and thereafter went to indoor stadium to watch PCK the musical...yup...i got a pair of tix from another department...hmmm...oh we were v early...n waited till the musical start...hmmm...wah...alot of uob staff go lor...guess nobody buys the tix...dats y got so many free ones...hee...hmm...wah the starting i kinda dun understand abit...den the middle understand...n some parts here n there dun understand...wah...i duno how to sae lor...this musical i think canot make it lor...the storyline so weird...many unnecessary stuff n scenes...oh no...i really duno where the $3mil go to lor...i think the whole tink really bad...many left early...i even sleep at some parts...onli those hu paid for premium seats stayed on the whole thing...hahaha...anyway i also stayed throughout...find it quite rude to leave halfway...hahaa...hmm...wah...actually i felt being 'pang seh' by my fren...cos right after the show...she disappeared...go find her fren...leave mi alone like dat lor...so sad...but she appeared again...but was too engrossed with her frens n somehow ignored mi...i feel v sad lor...i 'hao xin' invited her to watch this musical w mi...i asked her 1st lor...cos i knew it was her bdae...so i asked her wana go anot...hmmm...but canot blame lah...cos we go different directions...but at least she shld be erm...thankful?haiya...duno lor...den i walked to the bus stop(she left with her frens)...but not long later...my boss(ex boss i shld sae) called mi askin whether i wan a lift to suntec...hee...yah...den he n his gf sent mi to suntec...den i walked to the bus stop to take bus home...at least it's 1 straight bus ride...if i were to take from the stadium,1stly sure wait v long...2ndly muz change another 2more times...so i'm quite thankful for Kenny to offer the lift...hee...hmmm...
yup...actually was supposed to write last nite...on my boss(supervisor) last dae...but was too bz with my studying...hee...hmmm...actually his last dae was quite a normal 1...cos we r bz with work...n he's too bz at work...last min touch up...hee...but mi,big boss, him n another collegue went for lunch 2gether...bak kut teh...not bad...quite nice...hee...after dat...he still gotta go HR to settle some stuff...den he came back...did some work...n also sending out emails to ppl informin abt his last dae n hu's taking over(mi n Stanley)...hee...yah...i helped him think of the names he should send out to lor...haha...he ar...can sae quite bad in spelling ppl's names...hahaha...after dat...ard 7plus...b4 i left...i gave him a last handshake...yup...held back tears...v sad 1 lor...cos he's really a gd boss...but nvm...the nex boss aso not bad 1...haha...hmmm...yah i gav him a tie n a tie pin...think kinda ugly...but i no time to choose n i duno how to choose...so erm...it gotta look ugly...hahaha...but it's the thought that counts...hmmm...anyway...i hereby wish my ex boss, Kenny, all the best in his new environment...he better quickly get married so i can get ang bao from him...hahaha...yup...dat's all...hee...
will stop here...gotta study...n also sleep soon...cos got church lessons early...nitez all...byeeeee...
God Bless n love ya~